Chapter 130: The Mouse's Nest
"I don't live here. Where are people living here, it is clear whether it is a rat's nest or not. Yu Ting said with a bitter face.
Shishi let go of the second egg from behind, and also said: "Sister Yuting, I don't live anymore." Let's go home together. ”
Look at Xiaoqing again, still holding the second egg, the posture is very ambiguous, a bit like that of men and women, "standing and holding up", the test is the man's waist strength and arm strength.
"When are you going to come down?" Erdan said a word to Xiaoqing.
"I can't get down." Xiaoqing said, her expression was full of complaints about the second egg.
This and this, all wearing pants, won't you not be able to get down!?
"Why can't you get down? You don't let go of your hand and come down. "Two eggs.
"Li Erdan, can you not be so obscene? Your gadgets are stuck on me, how can I get here? Xiaoqing said loudly, not only complaining in her expression, but now she has a little more enjoyment.
Shishi and Yuting instinctively looked at Comrade Erdan's privacy, and then understood why Xiaoqing's sister couldn't come down.
Where is this gadget, it's clearly a big gadget or not, it's best to describe it as an anti-aircraft gun, and it's also a large-caliber anti-aircraft gun, the kind that can fight planes. Yes, yes, it's a jerking off.
The second egg is going to be thundered. Fortunately, all the people present are their own family members, and if outsiders are present, the old face will be lost.
Xiaoqing can't get down, she rubs her little ass back and forth, comfortable.
Alas, a female man is a female man, people are so open, and they are so disciplined like dung.
Li Erdan held his mouth, holding his strength, with a bitter look on his face.
Pain, isn't it? Is it cheap or good?
Xiaoqing didn't look good, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Sanshuang, you won't be bad, right?" Don't do that, I'll hit you if you stain my clothes. ”
After Xiaoqing finished speaking, he jumped off Erdan, trembling in fear.
"I'm going to the toilet! Mom, I've eaten too much spicy hot food, and everything is going to come out. Li Erdan said and hurriedly ran to the toilet, and his stomach turned over for a while!
This guy is disgusting.
"Xiaoqing, what is Brother Three Seconds not Brother Three Seconds? Why are you called Brother Erdan Sans? Shishi wondered.
Yu Ting also listened attentively. If you want to say that Li Erdan is Brother Sanshuang, Chen Yuting is the first to disbelieve it, every time she is with Erdan, she feels that Erdan is a monster, and she is so energetic that she can't say it.
Xiaoqing smiled secretly, her pretty face turned red again, and said, "Well, how can you make people embarrassed to say it!" ”
"Don't pretend, I've never seen you ashamed. Weren't you very open just now? "Shishi doesn't have a good airway.
Yuting suddenly felt that being with two girls was "broken". Of course, the benefits are also obvious, the mentality has become younger.
Xiaoqing couldn't stand the hard application of the soft membrane of the poem, so he told the story of the second egg "three seconds" in 1510.
Shishi was like discovering a new continent, and was pleasantly surprised: "Erotic underwear, why didn't I think of it?" I'm going to buy it too, I'm going to wear it too. ”
"Uh. , "Xiaoqing, Yuting."
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Suddenly, another rat sprang out, even bigger than the previous one, with a body length and tail of at least half a meter, a fighter among live rats.
The three girls shivered at first and glanced at each other. Xiaoqing was the first to shout: "Run!" ”
Then all three women ran away. Yu Ting shouted to the second egg squatting in the toilet while running: "Second egg, we are going home." Sleep here by yourself at night! There are too many rats. ”
As soon as Erdan heard it badly, he hurriedly lifted his pants and got up. It's not that the second egg is unhygienic, but he squatted for a while, except for a few loud farts, he didn't pull out anything.
Well, the second egg is still very unhygienic and sloppy.
Outside the Smurfs Castle, in the garden, on the side of the road, three sports cars. The three girls went downstairs without stopping. The fastest is the Xiaoqing girl, who dropped Shishi and Yuting by more than ten meters. Shishi ran fast and knocked off the heel of her high heels as she went down the stairs. Yu Ting turned around and pulled Shishi, and then ran out.
What is broken elementary school classmates, the chain is dropped at a critical moment, and it is unreliable.
The three girls each got into their own cars, and their hearts were panting.
Will Li Erdan let the third daughter leave? Just kidding, how can there be such a "cheap" thing, the spicy hot money for supper is still paid by yourself, you must "return to the capital", and don't do the business of losing money.
The two eggs appeared on the four-meter-wide boulevard leading to the castle like a god, his hands behind his back, his chest held up like a penguin.
Xiaoqing drove a Maserati in the front, and after seeing the second egg, the girl hurriedly stepped on the brakes. The Maserati followed by Xiaoqing is Yuting's Mercedes-Benz SLK, and then there is Shishi's Porsche. The two girls also braked as soon as possible, and almost rear-ended.
Xiaoqing honked the horn, but the second egg just didn't flash people, and he was determined to do it.
The three girls got out of the car at the same time and wanted to give the second egg a little color. When they walked in front of Erdan, Erdan took out his right hand behind him, holding a big mouse in his hand, with a head and tail at least half a meter long.
Erdan smiled and said, "I'll give it to you." ”
The three girls were so frightened that they ran away.
Hey, why are the rats so quiet? The second egg looked fixedly, I went, and the mouse was pinched to death by his own neck.
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After a fuss, the three girls didn't make it, but they also put forward a condition to let Erdan catch all the mice in the entire castle.
The task is a bit difficult, but Erdan has to bite the bullet and go ahead.
The three girls took turns to take a bath, and then it was time to go to bed, each sleeping in a room. It's the middle of the night, and I'm sleepy.
The inside of the castle is magnificent enough, even if it is not renovated, especially the several master bedrooms. The floor of the bedroom is covered with a thick layer of Persian wool carpet, the ceiling chandelier is European-style, the kind with a large string of words, the bedside table, the table lamp, the wardrobe, the leather sofa, the wood is all yellow pear, mahogany and red sandalwood...... The housing of the royal princess is nothing more than that!
I don't know why Yang Tuo made the castle so beautiful in the first place, maybe he once wanted to marry several wives, maybe he had a lot of money and nowhere to spend. The biggest possibility is that Mikal Castle in the Ashbinai countryside is so beautiful and so magnificent.
By the time the hand pointed to twelve o'clock in the morning, the three girls were already in a dream. There will be no rats to disturb them, because the rats in the whole villa are almost gone.
On the first floor of the Smurfs Castle, in the living room, the corpses of more than two hundred rats were placed in piles. Some of their eyes were open, but they couldn't breathe, and those round and expressionless eyes were clearly complaining about the infinity of this world and crying about Li Erdan's ruthlessness. Some of them are only as big as their thumbs, and they haven't been born for a long time, but the ruthless Li Erdan can still be ruthless. There are even female mice with big bellies who were strangled to death by two eggs. The mother mouse is dead, but her belly is still moving.
In short, the scene here is terrible, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is "Shura Hell".