Chapter 35, I'll be a great cultural person from now on!
Chapter 35, I'll be a great cultural person from now on!
In the McDekey restaurant.
"By the way, were you hanging up the phone to Xiaofeng just now? Isn't he working here? Why didn't you come today? Shi Wuxian asked.
"Go to work? He didn't work here a long time ago. Fat Pig replied.
"For what?"
"People have resigned."
"Oh." Shi Wuxian nodded and understood.
He had an idea.
"Then let's do it, please call Xiaofeng again, okay?" Shi Wuxian said.
"Call him? For what? Fat Pig became vigilant.
"You tell him that you know a big brother, and that is me. You say, I can help him find a good job, and let him come to me when he comes. ”
"Huh?" Fat Pig's eyes widened. "You don't know Xiaofeng?"
"How come I don't know him? Didn't I fight him? ”
"You, you're like that with him, do you still need to go through me to find him? Why don't you go to him yourself? ”
"Isn't it inconvenient for me to contact him directly?" Shi Wuxian cleared his throat.
I go to my apprentice as a master, what does it look like? Of course, the apprentice came to the master. Shi has no evil heart.
"What's inconvenient for you? Oh, I see, you two broke up, right? It turns out that gay men will also break up? Fat Pig said smartly.
"Break up?" Shi Wuxian smiled, "Why should I break up with him?" I don't have that kind of relationship with him. ”
"Not that kind of relationship? But haven't you done a trick? ”
"yes, we did a trick, and we got into a fight on the street." Shi Wuxian confessed.
"What, you're fighting." Only then did Fat Pig come to his senses. "So, you're enemies?"
Xiaofeng's enemy? Could it be that this guy is here to seek revenge on Xiaofeng?
Thinking of this, the fat pig's face turned white, and his hands kept shaking.
"Big, big brother, your grievances, no, it's none of my business. That, that's Xiaofeng offended you, you, if you want to find him, don't look for me. ”
Shi Wuxian thought to himself: What kind of friend is this Xiaofeng? Why, as soon as you were in danger, you kicked Xiaofeng away?
Well, I'm going to play a good trick on your soft bones today.
"Don't move! If you mess around again, I'll click you! Shi Wuxie's eyes suddenly showed a fierce light, stretched out a hand, and pressed his fingers against the fat pig's waist, "Next, you have to do what I say, do you hear?" ”
Fat Pig now understands that this man is not only Xiaofeng's enemy, he is also a killer.
Dare to love, the people who wear earrings are not all gay, it turns out that this killer also loves to wear earrings!
"You, call Xiaofeng right away!" Shi Wuxian stared at the fat pig and gave the order.
"Me, I'm ??????" Fat Pig tensed.
"If you don't make this call, then I'm going to have to deal with you!" Shi Wuxie's eyes were as sharp as an eagle, staring at the fat pig deadly.
The fat pig was already so frightened that he had to call his mobile phone tremblingly.
"Xiao, Xiaofeng, you, are you there?" He dialed the phone.
Xiao Feng on the other end of the phone had already paid the tuition fee for repetition and was on his way home at this time.
This morning, he didn't see Qin Xiaoyu's figure, nor did he see that Teacher Song, and he was a little disappointed.
The fat pig suddenly called again and asked him to help settle the pesky follower Wang Manli.
But Xiaofeng is no fool.
If he goes over and lets his colleagues see it, what's the matter? Moreover, if Wang Manli asks herself face-to-face, haven't all those tricks been exposed? So, let's let Fat Pig play there by himself, don't say I'm not a brother enough!
Where did he know that this good brother of his had also "betrayed" him.
At this time, the fat man made another call.
Xiaofeng picked up the phone slowly.
"Oh, it's a fat pig. What's the matter, haven't you done it yet? Let me tell you, chasing girls, the most important thing is to be thick-faced and black-hearted, the more she rejects you, the more you have to chase and fight, do you know the way? As the saying goes, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, not to mention, you are still a live pig. ”
"Brother, it's not about this, I'm talking about something else." The fat pig's waist was pressed against Shi Wuxie's fingers, and he stammered.
Does this guy have a yang finger? I'm going to say the wrong thing, and I'm doomed if he does this?
"Why are you an inch short of your tongue and stammering?" Xiaofeng also heard it. However, he didn't think much about it, thinking that it was caused by Fat Pig's sadness after being rejected by Manli.
"Brother, I, I have a ?????? here"
"Say work, work." Shi Wuxian pushed the fat man's waist again.
"Same with what? Classmates or colleagues? Fat pig, there seems to be someone around you, what kind of work are you talking about? Although Xiaofeng heard a little, he didn't hear it very clearly.
"Oh, nothing. Brother, yes, it's a mosquito, not a human. Fat Pig said quickly.
"What? You dare to say that I am not human, you are not human. Shi Wuxian was angry, and scolded softly like a mosquito.
"Oh, yes, yes, I'm not human." Fat Pig was so scared that he even gave up his qualifications to be a man.
Lu Xiaofeng, how do you make such a friend? No wonder you're still working here, no wonder you don't even have a job here? It's really like things gather and people are grouped.
Shi Wuxian began to wonder if he should find this Xiaofeng as an apprentice.
"Say what? When were you a human being? When Xiao Feng heard the fat pig say this, he sneered, "I see, you are a mosquito, a fat and stupid big mosquito." ”
"By the way, Fat Pig, what the hell do you want to say? If you don't say anything, I'll hang up. "Xiaofeng is not interested in messing around with this fat pig anymore.
"Don't, brother, don't hang up your phone!" Fat Pig almost burst into tears.
"Then you don't talk nonsense, what the hell are you going to say?"
"Brother, I, I'm going to introduce you to a job." Fat Pig finally remembered.
"Just you?" Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders, unable to believe what he was hearing.
Fat Pig's current job is similar to Xiaofeng, but he helps others with chores in a small company.
What good jobs will Fat Pig introduce to himself? This is the same as Xiaofeng trying to introduce a beautiful woman to a fat pig, which is unreliable. With a good job, the fat pig won't go by himself?
"Brother, I, I really have a job."
Shi Wuxian stretched out a finger and pointed to his nose.
"Oh, brother, it's not that I have a job, it's that I know someone who has a job to introduce to you." Fat Pig has finally learned to lie.
"Really? Who is it? Xiaofeng asked.
"Oh, you, you don't know him. Absolutely not! "Fat Pig freaked out.
Shi Wuxian wiped the sweat from his forehead, fortunately, this fat man didn't sell himself.
"Nonsense! Of course I don't know him anymore. What I'm asking is, who is the person who introduced me to work? Xiaofeng felt funny when he heard what the fat pig said.
"This, this ??????" The fat pig was already sweating profusely, and he didn't know what to say behind the road, so he had to look at Shi Wuxie, "Big, big brother, how should I tell him?" ”
"Stupid!" Shi Wuxian couldn't stand it anymore.
I've seen stupid, but I've never seen anything so stupid. I can't even tell lies, no wonder I can't even chase a girl, and I'm still shedding tears here.
He simply snatched the phone from Fat Pig's hand.
"Hey, are you Lu Xiaofeng?" Shi Wuxian pinched his throat and said.
"It's me, who are you?"
"I'm just going to introduce you to work, I'm the cousin of Fat Pig's second uncle's cousin."
Damn, this relationship is messy enough.
"Oh, so you're a relative of Fat Pig, disrespectful." Xiaofeng asked.
"With all the respect. I've heard you're at home right now, haven't you? We need people like you. Shi Wuxian cleared his throat, "My relative, oh, it's this little fat man, his brain is not very good." He said you're smart, and we need some smart people. How's that, is there any interest? ”
The fat pig drooped his face and said in his heart: How can I say to my face that my brain is not good? Am I not good at that? I'm just slower.
"Oh?" Someone praised himself for being smart, and Xiao Feng was of course very happy, "What kind of company are you?" ”
"Oh, the cultural communication company. Copyright-related. ”
Shi Wuxian is not lying, isn't this online writer spreading culture and creating copyright?
"Really? Cultural industry? Xiaofeng's eyes lit up.
His understanding of the cultural industry is only limited to the online games he plays. However, it's nice to be able to play games while going to work. He was a little moved.
"yes. If you're interested, when will you come to me? ”
"What exactly am I doing when I go to you?" Xiaofeng still wants to know more, "Also, how much is the salary?" Is it possible to work part-time? ”
"Work, it's also related to culture, it's just writing casually. What about salary, negotiable. As for part-time jobs, you can rest assured that you don't have to go to work at the company, you can just leave home every day, it's SOHO. (Note: SOHO, the way individuals work from home, don't have to go to work, home is the office) "What? SOHO? "Xiaofeng is even more happy, and such a good thing?
"How about it, Xiaofeng, if you're interested, come on." Shi Wuxian was also a little excited.
This Lu Xiaofeng is about to take the bait.
"However, I have only graduated from high school, can I go with a diploma like this?" Xiaofeng asked.
"No problem, it's not your diploma that we value, it's your academic qualifications. However, I want to tell you, we are only giving you an interview, and I may not accept you. This time, I am recruiting on a tour basis, that is, I am recruiting from city to city, and only one person is recruited from one city. The reason why I have given you this rare opportunity is because you are ??????"
Shi Wuxian kicked the fat pig, "Your name?" ”
"Zhu Xiaogang." Fat Pig had no choice but to say his name.
"Because you're a friend of the 'pig puppy'. I heard the puppy say that you are very good, so I gave the puppy a face and let you come over. ”
Shi Wuxian said: You are a fat man, what is the name of the pig, what kind of pig puppy is called?
Fat Pig thought to himself: Damn, when did I become a pig puppy? Am I a pig or a dog?
However, Xiao Feng on the other side didn't hear the pronunciation of "pig puppy" clearly, and thought that the other party's Mandarin was not standard.
"Oh well. For the sake of Fat Pig, then I'll apply. By the way, where is your company? ”
"Our company?" Shi Wuxian was stunned.
18K website, that's in the distant capital city, you can't talk about it, right?
"I'm on a tour this time, so it's good if you come to me directly." Shi Wuxian replied.
"Okay then, when am I coming?" Xiaofeng plans to give it a try.
Shi Wuxie felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart.
"In this way, at 7 o'clock tonight, you can come to Jingxiu Street. My mobile phone is 13 *******, when you come over, hang up my phone, and we will make an appointment to meet at a specific location. Remember, you must not tell anyone else, you have to do it yourself. Our job is very confidential. Shi Wuxian said mysteriously.
"No problem." Xiaofeng remembered the number.
Unexpectedly, just one day after leaving McDerkey, such a job opportunity fell from the sky.
Cultural industry, in this way, I will be a cultural person in the future, awesome!
Xiaofeng closed her eyes happily.
With this decent job, in the future, my sister will never look down on me again, my mother will be proud of me, and Fat Pig will follow my ass and bring me tea and water. By the way, I still have to hold my chest up, go back to Madkey, and shame that Manager Han, and let him know that my Xiaofeng is not easy to mess with.
As for Sister Xiaoyu?????? She would definitely smile sweetly and say to me, "Xiaofeng, you're so good, let me be your girlfriend???????"