016, rogue police
Liu Shuang saw that it was done, yawned, walked back slowly with satisfaction, and muttered, this perverted underwear thief is really hateful! The big night disturbs his spring dreams! I regret his unfinished spring dream.
As soon as Liu Shuang walked into the room, he felt unusual, someone! But without murderousness, who would it be? Just as he was thinking about it, a figure pounced on him, and shouted in his mouth: "You perverted underwear thief, where are you running away this time?" ”
The figure hit Liu Shuang's head with a neat split, Liu Shuang dodged and vaguely saw that this was not the spicy police officer! The movements under his hands were also lightened, and he hurriedly shouted in his mouth: "Hey, hey, hey, you don't sleep at night, why are you coming to me?" I can tell you I won't take it from you! ”
At this time, Liu Shuang was not allowed to rub the oil!
Liu Yu heard the meaning of Liu Shuang's words, his face turned red, and he scolded angrily: "You stinky rascal, where do I see you running this time?" It's finally time to show your feet! ”
"Wait, wait, what do you say?" Liu Shuang asked while meaningfully coping with Liu Yu's painless attack.
"Say what? Hum! I'm too lazy to talk to you disgusting lingerie thief. Let's get caught! As he spoke, Liu Yu's leg split again.
As soon as Liu Shuang's head was deviated, Liu Yu's leg smashed on his shoulder, Liu Shuang quickly made a move, grabbed Liu Yu's ankle, and said, "When did I become the eldest sister of the underwear thief?" ”
Liu Yu's legs were fixed by Liu Shuang, but Liu Shuang's hand strength was really strong, Liu Yu couldn't pull it out, the posture of the two paused so ambiguously, and in a hurry, Liu Yu scolded angrily: "Stinky rascal, you were originally an underwear thief!" I won't let you go. ”
In this Liu Yu's body, Liu Shuang can be regarded as a scoundrel who has seen women!
"Hey, eldest sister, I said ·····" The second half of Liu Shuang's sentence stayed in his mouth and did not come out, because he suffered a situation that he couldn't think of for a while.
Just as he was talking, Liu Yu suddenly used the leg standing on the ground to help him, and crawled directly on Liu Shuang's body, one leg wrapped around Liu Shuang's neck, and his left hand neatly pulled out the handcuffs from his waist, handcuffing his right hand and Liu Shuang's hand holding her leg together.
And, the most embarrassing thing is that Liu Shuang's face is buried in Liu Yu's crotch, maybe Liu Yu is grabbing Liu Shuang's heart and has no scruples, but Liu Shuang can't stand it anymore, it is the first time he has encountered such a situation, and he is still a virgin! Isn't this the temptation of the red fruit to sin! Moreover, there seems to be a smell of it······ Ah~ah~ah~ dear! After a long while, Liu Shuang finally let out a loud sneeze! A stream of heat rushed directly to Liu Yu's crotch. Now let Liu Yu feel it no matter how gripping it is!
The abnormality of her lower body immediately made Liu Yu realize what kind of posture she was maintaining between herself and Liu Shuang, she didn't have a boyfriend yet! How could this hooligan take advantage of such a situation, Liu Yu was suddenly ashamed and hateful, and she immediately thought of the best way to solve this problem, that is, to kill this hooligan!
Just when Liu Yu was thinking about how to kill Liu Shuang, a rascal, the phone in her ass pocket roared wildly, Liu Yu's anger and shame burned to his head at this time, how could he have time to answer the phone, lazy to pay attention, and use the only movable left hand to slash off Liu Shuang's neck, not to mention that she can't move now on Liu Shuang's body, and she has a left hand that can move, Liu Shuang also has a hand that can move, or a right hand!
When Liu Yu's hand came, Liu Shuang heard the wind, and his right hand quickly reached out and grabbed Liu Yu's right hand.
The two of them are locked together awkwardly, and they are as ambiguous as they want to be. Liu Yu struggled for a moment, almost threw himself down, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, let go, you bastard, I'm going to kill you!" ”
Liu Shuang is happy, there are not many opportunities like this, you have to cherish it, you have to cherish it, you have to cherish it, "If you let go of these handcuffs first, I'll let go!" ”
"Don't think! I won't let you go, bastard, just wait for the law! Liu Yu shouted angrily.
Liu Shuang's face was full of black lines, "I repeat, I'm not an underwear thief, and this is you provoking me, you are teasing me, that is to say, I'm not a hooligan!" You rogue cop, let me go quickly, or I'll call the police right away. ”
Liu Yu's mobile phone rang tirelessly again, annoyed, Liu Yu took out his mobile phone and shouted without looking at the phone number: "Hit your sister!" Do you know that the old lady is busy now? ”
Liu Shuang clearly heard what was said on the phone: "Huh······ That, then you get busy first, I'll call you tomorrow! ”
As soon as he heard this voice, Liu Yu was stunned, calmed down, and stammered: "Dong · Dong··· Team Dong, it's you! Well, excuse me, what's the matter with you? ”
Liu Shuang snorted and laughed!
"That's the case, the underwear thief who has committed a very frequent crime recently has just been caught, and it seems that he has been stimulated by something, a little crazy, I just organized the police to conduct a surprise review of him, and it went very smoothly, and all confessed!"
Liu Yu was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "Team Dong, are you mistaken, I just caught that underwear thief!" It can't be a gang, right? ”
"You caught it? Hey, I just heard from those two colleagues that they didn't see you? It won't be a gang, and according to the evidence we have obtained, it will not be wrong to match the confession of the thief. ”
"But the underwear thief is still with me!" Liu Yu was referring to Liu Shuang, who was being stimulated by a certain taste in Liu Yu's crotch.
Liu Shuang immediately shouted into tears on the phone: "I told you, I'm not an underwear thief, police officer, I'm wronged!" The police beat up good citizens for no reason, and they also broke into private houses in the middle of the night. ”
Liu Shuang's three-sentence kung fu gave Liu Yu a big hat, and it was not light, which was enough to break Liu Yu's thin neck.
"You!······ Bastard! Liu Yu shouted angrily, and Liu Shuang immediately grabbed the handle and shouted at the phone. Listen, listen, officer, how horrible this is! ”
The other end of the phone sighed and said seriously: "Xiao Liu, you have just arrived, and the starting point for wanting to establish merit is good, but we are policemen, and we must follow rules to do things, and we must not cross the red line." The case of the underwear thief has been clear, as for your situation, we will have a meeting to discuss how to deal with it, but the main key is that the attitude of the victim, you now communicate with him privately, remember to have a good attitude, if you can be private, then it is best, if the victim insists on suing you, then we can only do things according to the rules! ”