015, underwear thieves

Liu Shuang looked at the banknotes in his hand and couldn't cry or laugh, thought for a while, and walked out of the city decisively, just as his cigarette was gone, he turned around and went out, and bought a bag of Yellow Crane Tower ruthlessly, which cost other people's money is not distressed.

When Liu Shuang entered the Yellow Crane Tower again with the Yellow Crane Tower in his mouth, Chen Kexin's door was wide open and he was mopping the floor, and Liu Yu also came back, chatting with Chen Kexin, and his eyebrows were dancing.

Because Liu Yu had his back to the door, he didn't see it, but as soon as Chen Kexin lowered his head, he saw Liu Shuang coming in, stopped mopping the floor, and asked Liu Shuang with a mop: "Why are you back again?" Didn't I tip you? ”

Liu Shuang walked upstairs by himself, and replied as he walked: "I'll come back to sleep!" ”

Liu Yu also turned around at this time, and when he saw that it was Liu Shuang, he threw a super big hygienic eye at Liu Shuang and scolded: "Hooligans!" ”

Chen Kexin's ears were sensitive, and he heard it all of a sudden, and asked suspiciously: "Hooligans?" After a delay of almost a second, he suddenly shouted: "Ah~~ hooligan! ”

This voice startled Liu Shuang and Liu Yu, and Liu Shuang corrected it; "Being listened to nonsense, where did the hooligan come from, she is Chiguoguo's slander! Actually! I also live here, not a movers, but thank you for your tip, I just don't have a cigarette. ”

Chen Kexin looked embarrassed, she actually regarded Liu Shuang as a person from the moving company, and if she wanted to blame, she could only blame Liu Shuang for the security uniform she wore was indeed like the clothes of the moving company, and it looked like it.

"Shameless!" Liu Yu said again at the right time.

Liu Shuang hurriedly raised his hands and flashed to the door of his room, saying, "I'm a good man who doesn't fight with women, I'll flash!" "Look up, heh, this Liu Yu's underwear is still hanging there, and the number is actually increasing.

shouted: "Liu Yu, what are you going to make trouble about?" Why is this underwear still hanging here? ”

"What is this girl willing to do?" Liu Yu replied confidently.

"Well, if I didn't say it, ... But you're so unsightly... It's the same as that..."

“···· Bastard, you have a kind of talk. ”

Boom! Liu Shuang's door was tightly closed, I can't afford to provoke this aunt, can't I still hide?

Chen Kexin, who didn't know why on the side, stared at Liu Yu in surprise, as if to say, you are really good, or you are really open, a man living next to him actually hangs his underwear on the balcony, and there are so many, there are still sexy underwear, it is really unseemly! Liu Yu also noticed Chen Kexin's strange appearance, his face turned red, and he hurriedly said, "That, you were misunderstood!" I'm this..."

But is that clear?······ Obviously not, no matter how you say it, you can't say the fact in front of you! "It's okay, it doesn't matter, I can understand it." Chen Kexin said implicitly and politely.

Liu Yu also knew that she couldn't tell what she said this time, and those sexy underwear were not hers, and she bought them directly in super casual, not her size at all. Gritted his teeth, didn't explain, and waited for a few days for the stinky hooligan to show his feet, and he would understand without explanation, thinking about it like this, Liu Yu's heart felt a lot better.

It's just that he may have miscalculated this idea.

That night, however, something else happened.

As a well-known blood hidden in the killer world, Liu Shuang has long developed the habit of being extremely alert, especially when sleeping. At night, Liu Shuang suddenly heard slight footsteps on the balcony, and quietly turned over and sat up as soon as his ears moved.

Quietly touched the window, lifted the corner of the curtain, and by the moonlight, Liu Shuang saw a man with a black stockings on his head, holding Liu Yu's underwear in his hand and sniffing it on his nose, looking very intoxicated.

Liu Shuang understood at a glance, this guy is a perverted underwear thief, and then think of Liu Yu's abnormality, as well as her figure, and then look at those messy underwear, Liu Shuang seems to understand, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, and he thinks, this chick is very bold! Actually, use yourself as bait.

Liu Shuang's figure disappeared into the air in a flash, and then the door slowly opened, Liu Shuang suddenly had the idea of wanting to tease the pervert of this underwear, he touched the back of the man, pressed his throat and said softly: "Does it smell good?" ”

The underwear thief was startled, turned his head sharply, and saw - no one! Liu Shuang's voice sounded behind him again, "You can't find me, I'm the Night Wandering God!" ”

The underwear thief turned back again, but there was still no one!

"You disgusting mortal, I have decided to send you to the nineteenth layer of hell, let you endure the torment of hell fire, let you suffer the bite of ten thousand ghosts, and let you endure the punishment of peeling your skin and lighting a sky lantern." Liu Shuang's voice kept echoing in his ears like a wandering ghost, but he couldn't see the figure.

The legs of the underwear thief are starting to shake! His eyes were full of horror, and he rolled over and jumped off the balcony.

Liu Shuang laughed so much that his stomach was about to cramp, and he jumped off the balcony, not long after Liu Shuang jumped down, Liu Yu's door opened, Liu Yu appeared on the balcony in a military uniform, she looked at the underwear that had disappeared, and Liu Shuang's half-open door, and suddenly became excited, thinking, hard work pays off, you are finally out of the way, I see where you are fleeing this time! flashed into Liu Shuang's room.

Liu Shuang followed the underwear thief all the way, only to see that guy running in the dark, like a shadow, if it weren't for Liu Shuang's eyesight and skills, otherwise he would really be lost. But I also have to sigh that this underwear thief is also a talent!

After walking for about twenty minutes, at a street corner, Liu Shuang saw a police car parked there with flashing red and blue lights from a distance, and immediately thought about it, let him catch this underwear thief and send it to the police, it was impossible, and what he was most annoying about was to go to that kind of place.

It's easy to do this with the police, give them a merit out of thin air, and they should thank him for this unsung hero. Picked up a piece of brick, pulled out the dark red dagger, and wrote on the brick: "Please call me - Lei Feng!" After writing it, he looked at it, smiled with satisfaction, looked at the knee joint of the underwear thief, and threw the brick out of the coffin.

The underwear thief also saw the police car, hesitated for a moment and was about to flash into a small alley next to it, when suddenly, there was a sharp pain in the knee joint, and the underwear thief was in pain, "Ah! A shout came out, accompanied by the sound of bones breaking. The force that attacked him flew directly out of the air more than two meters, and landed less than five meters away from the police car.

This movement immediately attracted the attention of the two policemen, who threw down what they were doing and walked over to the underwear thief.