"Alas, I didn't expect this wedding to be so tormenting! I said, Adu, do you dare to get married? Big Tooth leaned back on the sofa, half-squinted, looked through the door of the lounge, looked at the crowd of giggling and laughing outside, and asked with palpitations, I have vomited twice in one night!

"Aha, toss, have to tie it up!" Du Qin was lying on the sofa on the other side, talking a little stammering, saying that the best man would not die at the wedding, which was not wrong at all, it had only been less than an hour, and he had already laid down for two, leaving Wu Chen with Long Ze still outside the dragon and tiger!

Early this morning, according to the rules of Guangfu, a few brothers accompanied Long Ze to the bride's dormitory to pick up people, but naturally they were obstructed by the bride sisters. was stopped by Wu Chen and Du Qin, and the sisters inside saw that they really couldn't squeeze any oil and water, so they reluctantly opened the door and asked them to pick up the bride.

Back to the man's side, the banquet is to wait until the evening, no way, the old man looked for Mr. to calculate, this time is chaotic, a few people played cards in the room for an afternoon, and when the banquet was held in the evening, the leaders and colleagues of the units on both sides, two relatives, friends and classmates came to a lot, noisy, and a few people were busy receiving gifts and returning gifts, guiding them to the table, and many trivial matters.

When the master of ceremonies introduced the handsome prince and the beautiful princess to finally be together, the three of them were already a little weak, so they found a last place to sit down, picked up something and ate it.

Du Qin asked a very serious question while eating, when will Daya get married, what should this master of ceremonies say? Handsome and dashing? Graceful? I can't say it, right? Even if the master of ceremonies is thick-skinned enough to barely be able to say it, he can't laugh to death below?

Big Tooth ignored him, and it was true to fill his stomach first, and sure enough, he hadn't eaten two bites yet, and he had already started toasting. Long Ze accompanied Yang Yan to salute the old men and the leaders of the unit on both sides, and the rest was a matter of the three of them, according to the discussion in advance, the big tooth went first, Du Qin followed, and Wu Chen, the "alcohol allergic", was the queen.

This relative and friend can also say that the leaders and colleagues of both men and women are all policemen, and they are bargains when they drink, and after a round, two of them have been put down, and Wu Chen is still outside to support.

"It's still wood hidden deeply!" Du Qin rested one hand on his eyes, listened to the coaxing sounds that sounded outside from time to time, gasped and sighed, "No wonder they say that cultured people are insidious!" The more you can read, the more yin you are. ”

"Hehe, I know how many hairs this kid has! When I was a child, I drank alcohol with an iron basin! When I got to junior high school, I didn't drink it, and I pretended to be a big-tailed wolf! Big Tooth was leisurely uncovering Wu Chen's old bottom, and saw him staggering in with the door frame, "Damn, have you two rested enough, hurry up, pull the brother!" ”

"How's the big dragon doing? If you can top it, let him top it! Du Qin felt that his whole body had no strength, and after pouring it violently just now, and after vomiting twice, he really had no strength.

"No righteousness! You don't want him to be in the cave tonight! Big Tooth struggled to his feet, and walked out very tragically, and when he reached the door, he shrank back in fright.

"Holy! Why are those police uncles still there? "It's not that brother, I don't have to carry it, it's really that guy who is too good at making!

"Hehe, there's no way" Wu Chen smiled bitterly, there were four tables there, all of them were capable men who had been tested by alcohol, "Dalong has made meritorious contributions this time, I heard that he has already prepared a name on it, and sooner or later he will be promoted." Two joys turn into one joy, and those young men in the unit still don't toss hard? ”

"Damn! Brothers, kill! "Big Tooth encouraged himself and rushed out of the city, Du Qin and Wu Chen gritted their teeth and followed out of the road, there is a strong man who will never be happy, how can this happy event be so heroic!

……

finally got to the end of the wedding, and sent away a lot of guests in a mess. Only Long Ze was still sober, and he originally wanted to play mahjong, which was also made in advance, but he didn't expect Wu Chenyan to be paralyzed directly, so he had to be sent back to the hotel.

Wu Chen didn't know how much he drank today, although his head was always very clear, but his whole body was a little uncontrollable, and when he returned to the room, he fell into bed without taking off his shoes, and fell asleep after a few tosses. I woke up in the middle of the night, a handful, rinsed it again, I felt very good, I couldn't sleep anymore, I picked up the phone and called the big tooth room, this thing also slept and just woke up, according to his original words, he was thinking about life.

hung up the phone, and after a while, Big Tooth knocked on the door and came in, this guy didn't even change his clothes, and he smelled of wine! Wu Chen saw that he was sneaky, and joked that this is how you think in your life? Although Einstein's face is full of messy hair, he is a bit international!

"Hey, don't interrupt, I've got something to discuss with you!" After Daya sat down, he said mysteriously, "Did you hear them say at night that there is a construction site near here, and it seems that something has been dug up?" ”

"What construction site?" Wu Chenleng paused, his head was really a little dizzy, he couldn't react, and when he saw that Daya was still looking at him like a ghost, he thought about it, it seemed that at the banquet, someone was discussing the construction of a villa nearby, and halfway through the construction, it seemed that he had dug up something, so he stopped. "Damn, do you believe that?! If there was such a thing, the people from the archaeological institute would have come a long time ago! ”

"Not necessarily! This is all gossip, no one reports it, who cares about you! Big Tooth looked left and right, in fact, it was all walls, and there was nothing to look at, and he said in a low voice: "I heard that the owner suddenly didn't know what happened to Lu Dao, and now he is busy with a lawsuit, and this construction site has been suspended for more than half a year!" ”

"yes, so what?" Wu Chen didn't react at all, he gritted his teeth when he saw it, and it was not wrong to say that he was a wood, so he had to say clearly: "Why don't we go and have a look!" Anyway, it's okay now! Sleep and can't sleep! What if you get it......"

"You mean ......" Wu Chen's reaction was a little sluggish, and he also heard this meaning. Dare to love this kid who has been thinking about this all night! No wonder I didn't drink much wine, and I hid in it early in the morning!

"We're not going to rob tombs! Just go and see, maybe it's not a tomb, but a treasure cave! Da Ya said innocently, he was afraid that Wu Chen would not agree, this kid became less and less timid after becoming a civil servant, where is it like when he was a child, he saw mountains and climbed mountains, and drilled holes when he encountered holes!" I think so, Ma Wuye grass is not fat, relying on dead wages I don't know when I will be able to make a fortune, glorify my ancestors, and benefit my descendants......"

"Alright, alright!" Wu Chen hurriedly interrupted him, such an unreliable idea is really only available to Big Tooth! "Do you know where that place is? How do you find the third watch in the middle of the night? Also, there are no tools, even if you find them, how can you get them? ”

"Hey, who's as stupid as you! Don't worry, I've already inquired! It's not far and it's a quick drive! As soon as Daya heard Wu Chen's words, he was still moved, so he encouraged, "As for the tools, it's not necessary at all, there is a construction site nearby, although the work has been stopped, there are always some leftovers, as long as you find the hole!" ”

Although Wu Chen felt that this was completely unreasonable, but seeing that Big Tooth's interest was so high, and it was estimated that he had been thinking about it for a long time, he didn't even find out the location clearly, anyway, he couldn't sleep left and right, and it was good to go out and breathe.

The two discussed it again, called Du Qin, and set off in Long Ze's broken car, and in the past few days, the car keys have been placed here for them, and they have become their special car.

Du Qin had slept well, but he woke them up, he was dizzy, and while drinking water, he listened to the two of them talk crookedly about the grand plan, and almost ran away! What the is going on! If you drink too much, you will be crazy, buddy will accompany you to find a place to sing and cry and howl!

Let him shirk in every way, all kinds of unwillingness, but the big tooth and Wu Chen are in high spirits, and there is still no way to let them pull and leave.

The three of them drove the car and went around a few times, and finally arrived near the construction site, which was already the middle of the moon and in the wild, and there were no people nearby. There were bumps along the way, and several people were a little drunk, so they got out of the car and started looking for it.

"It's really extravagant, such a big hillside, dare to fence it, fortunately it's stopped now, no one!" Big Tooth is highly motivated and takes the initiative to take on the role of field reconnaissance.

According to his observation and analysis, several people went to the hillside behind the construction site wall, Long Ze's car was equipped with a police flashlight, they were all knowledgeable, which is why Daya dared to come over in the middle of the night without bringing anything, he walked in front with a flashlight, Wu Chen and Du Qin each carried a wooden stick and followed behind.

"Well, I said, how does it feel like when I was a kid, going to steal watermelons in the middle of the night." Wu Chen said as he walked, it had been too long since he had been active in this kind of wilderness at night, although there was a moon tonight, but when the night wind blew, he still felt a little crazy.

"No, haven't you arrived yet?" Du Qin looked dispensable, followed them with half-squinted eyes, and was really a little impatient in his heart, how long has he been walking, looking at the momentum of the big tooth, where does it seem to know the location of the road! It seems that he has been fooled again!

"What's the hurry! Quandang Mountain Midnight Tour~" Big Tooth said slowly, before he finished speaking, suddenly his feet loosened, grandma's, as if stepping on a pit, paused, felt strange under his feet, and stomped a few times with his feet.

Originally, the three of them walked closely, but when they got together, they all felt that the soil under their feet was sinking, and Wu Chen was about to shout, "It's not good, there are traps!" The words came to his lips and were swallowed raw.

"Bang, bang, bang" With three muffled sounds, all three people fell to the bottom of the cave, Wu Chen fell so that his internal organs and six organs were almost displaced, he opened his mouth and shouted twice, but no sound came out, he rested on his stomach for a while, and felt that the soil in his hands was soft and soft.

"Ahem~ahem...... I...... Exercise...... What kind of place is this, it will collapse! You're all out of trouble, are you? Big Tooth sat up with his big teeth, he also choked enough, gasped a few times and finally scolded hoarsely.

Du Qin has been playing football since he was a child, he is used to fake falling, and his reaction is very fast, just landed on the ground and rolled on a dry donkey, turned over on the ground a few times, but did not expect to hit the wall of the hole next to him, fortunately, his body was strong, so he did not faint, and he heard the big tooth shouting, and scolded: "Grandma's, who is so lacking in morality, digging a trap and not making any prompts!" ”

Big Tooth was happy when he heard it, and scolded with a smile: "you! It's called a trap if there's a sign?! I have to find a way to get out of the city quickly, or I will be caught as a boar tomorrow! ”