It's Friday in a blink of an eye, and according to the customs of Guangfu, early in the morning on the wedding day, Long Ze is going to take a group of brothers to the bride to grab relatives. Wu Chen took a day off early, and last night he drove Longze's second-hand broken Goo over, and he will be a driver today! I got up early in the morning and went to the East Railway Station first to pick up the big tooth.

"Have you arrived?" Looking at the chaotic crowd, Wu Chen carefully put the steering wheel and searched both sides.

"Damn, I'm early, I'm counting the license plates! Where are you? Big Tooth's dissatisfied voice came from the phone.

"You didn't call me when you arrived, and you thought the train was blocked?! Yes, I'm right here at the exit. That's right, Aaron's broken car,...... No way! Before Wu Chen finished speaking, he caught a glimpse of the big tooth squatting on the side of the road, carrying a shopping bag on his shoulder, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and his eyes were constantly shooting at the legs of the beautiful women in the crowd.

"That's it! Don't move! See you! ”

Wu Chen hurriedly hung up the phone, rolled down the window, slowly turned the car away, and shouted at Big Tooth.

Hearing this, Big Tooth stood up, quite reluctantly, smiled very obscenely, and walked to the left car door, "Come down, come down, I'll drive." Saying that, he dragged Wu Chen down, sat down by himself, adjusted the seat, fastened his seat belt, held the steering wheel with one hand, and touched the gear handle with the other, and the whole movement was called a standard smooth.

However, Wu Chen knew that the driver's license of the big tooth of the road was bought, so he didn't know where the door of the road driving school was open.

"Holy! Why don't you come up yet, hurry up, this is a temporary parking strip, you can't park, Zhilu Dao? After Da Ya completed a series of standard movements intently, he turned around and found that Wu Chen hadn't gotten on the train yet, standing by the door with his hands around him!

"Okay, the temporary parking zone on Zhilu Road has grown!" Wu Chen still clasped his hands, motionless, and said with a smile, "Do I dare to sit when you drive?" I'll forget it. ”

"Hey, come up, hey! Why are you nervous, I have a special feeling for cars recently, and I often borrow Brother Jiu's car on weekends in Tokawa City to practice! Big Tooth grinned.

Brother Jiu is their senior brother, graduated two years first, after arriving in Tuchuan City, jumped a few companies, and then I don't know how, I opened a small shop in the computer city, selling computers and repairing water pipes! I bought a second-hand Wuling light to pull goods, the body of the car is potholes, not to mention, the rear seats are dismantled, making room for loading, there are only two seats left in front of you, the seat backrest on the co-pilot seat is broken, you can only be a bench when you sit up, you dare to lean back, and lie down directly! Every time it opens, there are all kinds of sounds, and there is not a symphony orchestra.

Wu Chen sat up with some trepidation, the car door was not completely closed, and with a "rubbing", the car rushed out.

"Holy! How long the hell have you been practicing?! Wu Chen's face turned white with fright, he grabbed the handle on the car window tightly with one hand, and hurriedly fastened his seat belt with the other!

"I don't know how long it will be, I don't count! Anyway, there are quite a lot of trips, so I have to make two or three trips. Big Tooth gritted his teeth and broke the steering wheel, glanced at Wu Chen, and showed a signature smile, "It's okay, brother is a genius!" Steady on, you! ”

Wu Chen was frightened, and complained bitterly, even if he got on the thief ship, grabbed the handrail, and looked ahead, Da Ya was determined to take Einstein as an example when he was a child, but in Wu Chen's opinion, this has nothing to do with IQ, mainly because of his appearance, look at who he likes, listen to Wu Bai's when he listens to songs, and Guo Jingming when he reads books!

As for IQ, don't mention it, when I was in college, once, Big Tooth pulled Wu Chen to repair a computer for a girl in his class.

As soon as he entered the door, he exclaimed: "Mom, this is the girls' dormitory!" I thought it was only our boys' dorm...... Whose underwear is this, so lacking in morality, and throwing it everywhere without washing! ”

Looking at the girl's messy embarrassment in the wind, Wu Chen hurriedly covered Big Tooth's mouth, and if she continued, she would probably be beaten out with a stick! The two of them sweated, and the computer still didn't react at all, it turned out that it was just a prompt dialog box in the system, which was good, and it couldn't be turned on at all!

No way, Big Tooth shook his head at the girl while smoking, and said that your computer problem is very serious! The girl asked weakly: "Is the power supply not plugged in?" The two of them were stunned and kept their posture for a long time, until the cigarette almost burned their hands! Looking back, it's really not plugged in!

Speaking of the past, Wu Chen laughed and relaxed, this product is a wonderful person, and he is not old or young in small things.

"Do you remember Zhang Xiaoyan? Your beautiful counselor, haha. ”

Zhang Xiaoyan was a counselor when she was in college, and the little girl stayed in school after graduating from undergraduate, and served as a counselor for undergraduates while studying for graduate school. She is good-looking, has a round face, and has a cheerful and pungent personality, many students who have just entered the school have a good impression of her, and the big teeth are not less peeking behind her back.

Once, Big Tooth had that kind of teenage dream at night, and he woke up a little late in the morning, so he hurriedly changed his underwear and went to class, and threw the underwear with the residue on his pillow, thinking that he would come back at noon and wash it again.

As a result, when I returned to the dormitory at noon, I was very sad to find that the underwear was placed on the large public table in the middle of the dormitory, and a note was posted next to it, which said, "Wipe your nose with underwear, hygiene is not up to standard, 5 points will be deducted." The handwriting is clearly Zhang Xiaoyan's.

After this matter was spread, Zhang Xiaoyan blushed when she saw Big Tooth, and she didn't dare to say a word, so that Big Tooth hid when she saw Zhang Xiaoyan.

The two of them were stinky and poor, and they were swaying around to finish the big tooth business first, and it was already afternoon, and they picked up Du Qin again, and took turns to pour relatives from their hometown between the passenger station and the dormitory.

There's no way, or they all say that they are not tired of getting married, they are tired buddies!

In the evening, when this side was over, the three of them left Long Ze at home to accompany the old man, slipped out to find a KTV, opened the room, didn't sing, first gobbled up the buffet, and let Wang Feng roar hysterically on the screen, all as background music.

Now everyone is on different sides, busy with work, and getting together less and less, which is like when I used to study, I fell asleep on one floor all day. There are no girls tonight, after the three old men finished eating, they suddenly lost their desire to sing, and with Wang Feng's singing, the three of them talked about Long Ze's marriage, and Big Tooth complained that Long Ze was not on the road, and he didn't even bring his girlfriend to meet his buddies in advance! Is it a professional problem, used to engaging in surprise attacks!

Wu Chen smiled, he knew the truth, Long Ze's girlfriend is called Yang Yan, she is an economic policeman, she looks refreshing and neat, the two met in a mission half a year ago, and the turtle actually looked at the mung bean, and the progress was rapid.

Long Ze has been in drought for a long time, working day and night, and the other party has a body accidentally, so he panicked to see the parents of both sides, busy with marriage, Wu Chen and they haven't seen it yet, no wonder Big Tooth is very dissatisfied with this.

The three big singles unanimously condemned Long Ze, lamenting that he was so lucky, and he would fall silently, and these brothers were not sure when they would be able to find the other half!

"Damn, I've been tossing for a few years, and I'm still empty-handed! I said Big Tooth, when can you take a few brothers to the Garden Hotel, and also carry a few beauties! "Duchin has never forgotten the great ideals of Daya.

"Come on, return to the Garden Hotel! Now it's not popular in heaven and on earth! Big Tooth said a little depressedly, "Ji Lu can't catch up with the changes!" When my buddies were riding bicycles, I looked at the pickled girls who drove motorcycles, and I felt that they were very good! When I can afford to drive a motorcycle, I found that everyone else is driving a car and picking up girls...... It never ends. ”

"Ha Luha, you're not too decrepit, wait, when you drive a BMW, you'll find those chicks like to sit on the back of their bikes and go for a ride." Wu Chen rarely saw Big Tooth, a heartless guy, and sighed.

"Let's get on the BMW first!" Big Tooth said angrily, his eyes flickered, and he said: "Hasn't Long Ze been pulled up recently, doesn't it seem to be related to a case of an ancient tomb?" Hehe, you say, is there a female ghost in there? ”

"Female ghosts don't know what to do, and there are a lot of armed police!" Wu Chen grew up with him since he was a child, and he didn't know what thoughts he was thinking.

"Go! Did I say I was going to join in the fun? Big Tooth was a little stunned, smoked a cigarette, and said, "You are still young and have a tail, I see that you don't even have tail hair!" You said that when you were a child, although you were a little wooden, you were also a lively child, and you were tinkering with going up and down the mountains all day long, why is it so painful now! ”

They did do a lot of this when they were children, and for a while, the troops they were stationed there were cavalry regiments, and the children in the south had never seen real horses, and they sat on the top of the hill all day looking at the horses in the barracks!

In order to bypass those soldiers and see the horses up close, Wu Chen came up with an idea, and the two of them drilled through the abandoned air-raid shelter, but they didn't bring anything, and it was dark when they entered it, and they almost got lost! I finally found out, let alone the horse! But I felt that my hands were full of feces, and I didn't know what animal left them, and it stinked!

"Hehe, we naturally don't touch those ancient tombs, we can't afford to mess with the living and the dead! But if you have a chance to pick up something around the neighborhood, you might find something to pick up! Big Tooth paused for a while, but he still couldn't help but repeat the old words!

He is different from Wu Chen, he has no interest in any antiques, but if he really picks up any treasures, he won't have to look at the faces of those two devils in the future!

"Pick it up?" Wu Chen looked at Big Tooth like an idiot, there is such a cheap thing, and it is their turn? "Don't talk nonsense, wash and sleep, I have to pick up the bride early tomorrow morning!"