Chen Guan couldn't have imagined that Zhang Deqing would find such a reason, and by letting Shang Yushan drink, he told Tan Qi that he wanted to be promoted to deputy director of the Municipal Bureau!

What is this called in the art of war? Is it a one-way straight in?

didn't have time to think about it, just when Tan Qi shouted the word "Chen Guan" and his body was about to fall to the ground, Chen Guan, who had already stood up and was about to drink for the leader, flashed his body, and came to Tan Qi and helped Tan Qi.

Chen Guan's figure was so fast that no one at the table could see how he got to Tan Qi's side, as if he was standing there!

Chen Guan helped Tan Qi to the bathroom and patted him to vomit wine.

Tan Qi has experienced a lot of drinking places, and his brain is still a little clear, knowing the tricks of self-help, he stuffed his right index finger into his throat, "whoosh", "whoosh" a few times, spit out a few big mouthfuls, and made the bathroom full of alcohol.

After spit out a few sips of wine, Tan Qi's alcohol went down a lot, which made Chen Guan help him back to the room and lie down on the sofa to rest.

The dinner continued, and with Zhang Deqing's "Director Shang, what Tan Qi didn't say, it is absolutely possible" exit, and it has been figured out that several leaders of Mingshui County who Tan Qi invited Shang Yushan to sincerely mean tonight began to take turns to persuade Shang Yushan to drink.

Wang Menglong, the county magistrate, was sitting next to Shang Yushan, and at this time he took the lead in attacking, filling himself and Shang Yushan, and Shang Yushan drank a full cup.

As soon as Shang Yushan's wine glass was put down, Wang Menglong began to pour wine again.

Shang Yushan didn't do it, opened his mouth and said: "Once he is back, you are like this, I will become the second Tan Qi in a while, and I have to go to the sofa to rest!" ”

As soon as the words came out, Wang Menglong said: "Director Shang, you drank this second wine, I will tell you a joke about the day and his child, to ensure that you will not smile after listening to it, and you will be in a happy mood all night!" ”

Ri Ta Er is a mantra that everyone in the Central Plains knows, but no one can tell the exact meaning, it may be to express a feeling of surprise, or it may be other meanings, anyway, adults and children will say it!

Shang Yushan said: "You say it first, make me laugh and I'll drink it again!" Laugh or not, you drink! ”

Wang Menglong said: "There is a boss in Shenzhen, who is from our Central Plains, and the mantra is to be crooked!" Once, a Japanese company president came to visit, and it was agreed to meet at 3 p.m. As a result, our fellow is a little older, he overslept during his nap, and after being called up by the secretary, he hurriedly washed up, went to the meeting hall, and opened his mouth and said: 'Crooked day, he slept too deeply, got up late, I'm sorry'! It's just that the president of this company is a sinologist and a standard Chinese expert, but he has never been to our Central Plains, so I don't know what he means on the day of Lu Dao, so I asked the translator. The translator didn't know what he meant on the day of the road, so he vaguely said that it might mean welcome. As a result, later our fellow went to Japan for a return visit, and the other party attached great importance to it, and organized thousands of people to welcome him in the factory, each with a bouquet of flowers, and shouted loudly at the VIP convoy very rhythmically: "He is he, he is crooked!" ''He's he's he's, he's he's he'er!'' ’”

Wang Menglong said and waved his arms, with a strong sense of rhythm, like shouting slogans: "He is a child, he is a child, and he is a child!" ”

Shang Yushan laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground with a chair!

The table is full of laughter!

There's nothing to say, this wine must be drunk!

Wang Menglong's crooked day he made a joke, which pushed the atmosphere on the wine table to ****, Shang Yushan was no longer reserved, and called the waiter to open another bottle of wine, saying that it was a killing ring tonight, and he had a big drink, provided that everyone had to tell a joke!

This matter is difficult to stop the leading cadres present!

When Deputy Secretary Cui Guiyou served wine to Shang Yushan, he said that there was a section chief of the Municipal Finance Bureau, who had drunk too much at night and wanted to go to the song and dance hall in the development zone to find a young lady. As a result, the two guys who sent him home saw that he had drunk too much, and they were afraid that something would happen, so they knew that his wife had returned to her parents' house at night, so they stuffed him into the noodles, pulled him downstairs to his father-in-law's house, and helped him upstairs. When he arrived at the man's father-in-law's house, the man pushed away the two friends who had given him away, stretched out his hand and knocked on the door. The old man and the old mother-in-law didn't know that the son-in-law had drunk too much, and thought that a neighbor was looking for something wrong with them, so they hurriedly opened the door. As soon as the door opened, the guy shouted loudly: "Boss, find two young ladies who are beautiful and capable of ****!" ”

No one would have imagined that Cui Guiyou, the deputy secretary of the organization who is usually serious, could tell such a joke, and he leaned back and fell back laughing one by one.

Cui Guiyou emphasized that this is not a joke, it is definitely a real person!

Shang Yushan asked, what did you do later?

Cui Guiyou said yes, what else can be done? If you drink too much, who can care about him? You still have to eat, and you still have to live your life, right?

When it was the turn of executive deputy county magistrate Jin Mingcheng, county magistrate Jin asked everyone who knew Ji Yulin, right?

Cui Guiyou said: "Didn't Ji Yulin go to a county in southern Henan to become the deputy secretary of the county party committee? What's wrong, what's wrong? ”

Jin Mingcheng said that he had just heard that Ji Yulin had an accident in the afternoon, and the matter was very inexplicable. One night, he called the secretary of the county party committee of the women's league to the office to talk, and they talked all night. However, the husband of the secretary of the county party committee of the women's league is the driver of the county party committee's car class, and he has long found out that he is tired of the cat. got a lock, locked the door of Lao Ji's office from the outside, ran to the secretary of the county party committee, made a lot of noise, and insisted that the secretary of the county party committee should call the shots for him. I can't cover this matter, Lao Ji is not a local, and he didn't even have a guy who came out to talk about it, so he was arrested alive. I heard that he has been dismissed, and he is further investigating and dealing with it!

Yao Gang, the head of the organization department, said that the problem of cadres living in two places is worth studying, and it is okay if the time is short, but if the two places are separated for a long time, people are emotional animals, and there are reasonable needs, and it is easy to have accidents after a long time!

Cui Guiyou said that things can't be generalized, some people live apart in two places for a lifetime, and some people and their wives go to work in the same unit without delaying recruiting bees and butterflies, and picking flowers and grass. It's a matter of human quality!

Li Zhiqiang is the secretary of the Political and Legal Committee, and the monk Yushan belongs to the same political and legal mouth. Look at Director Shang, his home is in the provincial capital, and there are so many beauties in Shuiquan, people don't have red apricots out of the wall, and they use all their spirit and spirit on their work, which has brought out a strong public security team and cultivated a first-class heroic model and a second-class heroic model! It would be better if our heroes could enjoy the treatment and be promoted again! ”

Wang Menglong immediately criticized: "Secretary Li, how can you say that Director Shang is not out of the wall?" Is that a good way to describe lesbians? Director Shang is squatting on the wall waiting for the red apricot, no, it is the spring of the red apricot branches, and it is definitely the colorful flags fluttering outside the house! You don't know what you're saying! ”

Li Zhiqiang hurriedly reviewed: "County Magistrate Wang is right, it is indeed what I said wrong, it should be the spring of the red apricot branches!" A farce word, it can be regarded as a description of the demeanor of the general who is commanded by Director Shang and has clear rewards and punishments! ”

Shang Yushan smiled and said: "You two, a county magistrate and a secretary of the political and legal committee, are here to talk nonsense!" Does it have anything to do with me? Why did you take me to open the shabu? ”

Jin Mingcheng stood in front of Shang Yushan with a wine glass with a smile, and said: "Director Shang, you can't criticize our county magistrate and Secretary Li, this matter was caused by me, and I will review it with you!" Because I can't tell jokes, Secretary Li is changing the way to help me toast you! In this way, I will have a glass of review wine, you drink a glass of forgiveness wine, let's touch it, and don't let them say that you are squatting on the wall waiting for the red apricot! ”

Shang Yushan said that the Mingshui team was broken by Secretary Zhang's ****, and they all became flamboyant, how can it go on like this?

said yes, Shang Yushan still smiled and drank with Jin Mingcheng!

Cui Guiyou sighed and said that it was all the fault of the woman who was too beautiful, not only pulled Lao Ji off the horse, but also involved the county magistrate and the director of the Jin County Monk to review and forgive, and said a basket of good things, but only drank one wine! How can this work, you have to drink at least three wines!

Zhang Deqing immediately fanned the flames, saying that Director Shang was bullying people, and even said that he had broken the **** team, if this word reached the ears of Secretary Shen and Mayor Yu, would it be okay? criticized at the lightest, and directly masturbated his county party secretary! No, County Magistrate Jin must serve six wines to Director Shang, and re-establish the pioneering and enterprising image of the Mingshui leadership team!

Shang Yushan said that Secretary Zhang was taking revenge, fanning the flames, and fearing that he would not get drunk!

Zhang Deqing said that this is not revenge, it is to seek justice! It's not that Director Shang is not drunk, but that Director Shang is not beautiful! Tonight, the Mingshui County Party Committee and the county government team have one task, that is, to let Director Shang drink beautifully!

Jin Mingcheng picked up the wine jug and poured wine into Shang Yushan's wine glass, saying that he and Shang Yushan couldn't drink it, and they were going to be angry!

Shang Yushan turned around and shouted: "Chen Guan! ”

Chen Guan rose up in response!

Shang Yushan said: "Come, take a big wine glass, stand behind me, pour me the wine and drink it for me!" ”

Chen Guan really went to get a teacup and stood behind Shang Yushan!

Jin Mingcheng said that Director Shang can't do this, even if he drinks less, he can't let Chen Guan drink it. He is the executive deputy county magistrate anyway, and Director Shang has to give face no matter what, and he can't let Chen Guan drink all the wine, so wouldn't it become him Executive Jin toasting Chen Gongan? People who know the Tao say that Chen Guan is a first-class heroic model and deserves to be a toast. People who don't know the way of the Tao still think that he Jin Chang is bullying the small and jealous of the honor of the first-class heroic model, forcing Chen Gong'an to drink!

Shang Yushan said that it was okay not to let Chen Guan drink it, so it would be okay to touch another one!

It's unrealistic to serve six wines, Shang Yushan won't drink it! Unless Jin Mingcheng is the secretary of the municipal party committee Shen Quan, the mayor Yu Yan or the director of the provincial public security department! It's a pity he's not!

After saying so many words, in the end, Jin Mingcheng still only drank two wines with Shang Yushan! There's no way, Jin Mingcheng can't tell jokes!