It's Li Zhiqiang's turn to toast!

Li Zhiqiang said that as soon as he drank Moutai, he remembered listening to a leader's speech at the end of 83. At the meeting, the leader introduced his experience in studying and inspecting Shandong. The cadres at the meeting sat neatly and listened to the leaders say loudly that Shandong's experience boils down to four words: run the department and make money! So how can you run the money in? First, we must be willing to give gifts to various ministries and commissions in the capital, what pig heads, pig ears, pig rumps, green onions, radish, in short, as long as there are local, we must be willing to send them to the city. Shandong people are very bold, and there is an endless stream of big trucks to give gifts to the capital, and the appropriations of various central ministries and commissions are naturally inclined to Shandong. Second, a group of little girls who have graduated from high school and are about 1.65 meters tall can be screened, paid by the county, and worked as nannies in the homes of some department leaders in the capital. The little nanny can do big things, a long time, good service, there will be family affection, begging the leader, approving a note is a grant or a project, than our masses pouting all year round to work much faster money. The third is to recognize the fellows, to check, to find, as long as we are here to do a big job, we have to go to the door to recognize relatives, go to relatives, ask for help! In a word, it is to completely emancipate the mind, as long as the local economy can be developed, anything can be done! When he said this, the leader asked the cadres in the audience loudly: Is Moutai good to drink? The cadres replied loudly that it was delicious! The leader asked again: "Moutai wine is delicious, but we have no money and can't afford it, what should we do?" "The cadres are silent, they can't rob it, right? The leader said, "Look at you stupid! This problem is easy to solve! Isn't there a wine shop in our county? The wine produced cannot be sold and has no reputation. Let's tear off the original trademark and print some Moutai trademarks and paste them? That's called a joint venture, let's join forces with Moutai Distillery! The trademark should be clearly written, Moutai, a certain liquor joint venture! Consumers who can take care of it so finely, what they buy is the three words Moutai! ”

Li Zhiqiang told it very vividly, but no one at the table laughed, for no other reason, this is a bit of a black humorous story, not made up by a novelist, it is something that has really happened!

Zhang Deqing said that Shandong's experience is fundamentally the money in the running department! At the time, there was nothing wrong with what the leader said. Looking back now, I overtalked about it. But no one is a sage, he does not have a long front and back eyes, and he cannot look forward for 50 years and 30 years later, how can he guarantee that he will not say the wrong thing or have crooked ideas? Even now, if party and government organs are encouraged to do business and run enterprises, and to run township enterprises in a swarm, I am afraid that practice in the future will prove that it may not be correct! Maybe there will be many more sequelae!

It's a bit like talking about work!

Wang Menglong said: "Anyway, it's all about crossing the river by feeling the stones, as long as you move forward and develop!" Some time ago, I followed the city leaders to Shenzhen, which was an eye-opener! Shenzhen's speed lives up to its name! I think that if we continue to develop, Shenzhen will be able to connect with Hong Kong! Speaking of which, it is still the chief designer Gao Ming, how many problems have been resolved by a reform and opening up. If you look at Russia now, you will know that our leaders are much smarter than Gorbachev and Yeltsin! ”

As soon as Gorbachev is mentioned, Li Zhiqiang's joke comes. It is said that Gorbachev and his wife Raisa visited the United States, and they were greatly shaken, feeling that the capitalist system is not an unequal social system that will inevitably be replaced by communism, as written in textbooks in the past, but a social system that stresses fairness, human rights, democracy, and a highly developed economy. When he visited a cattle breeding farm in the United States, he saw a large bull, and Gorbachev immediately liked it and took a few more looks. The boss said that the bull could mate 12 times a day, with an average of two hours per mating. When Raisa heard this, her eyes lit up, she pushed Gorbachev with her hand, and then yelled at the bull, meaning to look at the bull of others, 12 times a day! Look at you again, the gap is too big! Gorbachev was ashamed, so he asked US President Bush if there was a way for a man to regain his vigor with such advanced medical science and technology in the United States. Bush said yes, you can change your genitals. Gorbachev was overjoyed and immediately decided to have surgery in the United States and replaced a genital. No, when I went back and tried it, it looked very long and thick, but it wasn't hard, like a dead snake. But I can't tell anyone about it, so I have to wronged Raisa. It didn't take long for Gorbachev's new thinking to be introduced, and Yeltsin usurped power and the Soviet Union collapsed. After Gorbachev stepped down, he was puzzled as to why he followed the path of the United States and walked out of such a result. Gorbachev called Bush and asked why. Bush said that Gorbachev was not tough enough, so he was ousted from the presidency. Gorbachev was mistaken, thinking that Bush knew that he had changed his genitals and had a problem, and he was annoyed, so he scolded the Americans on the phone for not being honest and killing people! Bush hurriedly asked the reason, and Gorbachev said that the thing would not be hard after changing the genitals. Bush was silent on the phone for a long time, and then told Gorbachev that since things had come to this point, he had to adopt shock therapy, completely cut off the thing, and see if it could grow a new one!

This joke is definitely black humor, which contains too much thinking about the great changes in the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, which is suitable for the tone of officialdom!

Shang Yushan immediately drank a wine!

It was the turn of Yao Gang, the head of the organization, who was not good at telling jokes, so he directly picked up the wine glass and drank one himself, and then poured the wine again, and the monk Yushan touched one.

After drinking, Yao Gang said: "Whether it's money in the running department, or the speed in Shenzhen, it proves that development is the last word." In the early 80s, he went to Hainan once, and at that time the place was poor and not even as good as Mingshui. At the end of the 80s, when smuggling in Hainan was in full swing, he went to Haikou again. He went back on a crooked day, but it was amazing, and the streets were full of smuggled imported cars. The thatched hut in the wilderness looks like nothing, and when you walk in, you can see that there are imported cars from the old days! Hainan people have made a fortune with smuggling! Now it's even more amazing, Hainan has been established as a province, people from all over the country are flocking to Hainan, even foreigners are running away, and the land is fried to the sky! The cars running on the street are all imported luxury cars, and a Japanese-made Lexus costs only 100,000 yuan, which is two-thirds cheaper than that in the mainland. It's a pity that you can't buy it, because Hainan has a policy, and this car can only be used in Hainan. Once you buy it, as long as you go to the wharf along the coast of Guangdong, the tax will be added directly! If it weren't for the bursting of the real estate bubble in Hainan, Hainan people wouldn't know how rich they would be! It seems that the key to whether a place can develop rapidly depends on whether the central government has special policies! ”

The people at the table stopped drinking, and sighed that after the establishment of Hainan Province, it was a direct train to the outside world, and there were many good things in foreign countries, so you can buy whatever you want, and you can choose whatever you want! It's a pity that the Central Plains is a large agricultural province, with a large population, a poor industrial base, and the central government does not give preferential policies.

On the occasion of a pleasant meal!

After the dinner, Chen Guan ran to check out, only to learn that Xiao Yang, the driver of Tan Qi, had already settled the bill.

After eating, Zhang Deqing, Wang Menglong and Shang Yushan were not in a hurry to leave, and scattered around the artificial lake in the courtyard of Suyu Hotel, except for Tan Qi who drank too much and asked the driver to send him back to rest, everyone else followed Zhang Deqing, Wang Menglong, and Shang Yushan for a walk from afar.

Chen Guan has internal skills and good hearing, and he heard Shang Yushan say to Zhang Deqing from a distance: "This thing is not easy to do, there are too many people staring." ”

Zhang Deqing said: "It's normal to have a lot of people, the problem is that Tan Qi is a second-level heroic model, they are not!" ”

Shang Yushan said: "It is said that it is natural to promote Tan Qi at this time, after solving such a big case and winning such a high honor, it is normal to be promoted to the first level." I will think about this matter again, report to the leaders, and take into account the balance of the bureau. ”

Zhang Deqing said: "Even if the deputy director's affairs are not easy to operate, he can be replaced by the director of the political department or the secretary of discipline inspection." But there is a principle, the detachments will not go! ”

Shang Yushan replied, "Let's see!" ”

Speaking of this, Shang Yushan suddenly said to Zhang Deqing again: "Secretary Zhang, there is another problem, Chen Guan was awarded the title of first-class heroic model by the ministry this time, and he can be promoted to the rank of police in advance. According to his performance and contribution in the detection of the '10?20' series of robbery **** murder cases, as soon as he was promoted to the police rank ahead of schedule this time, I am afraid that he will exceed the deputy section level treatment. You have to think about it. Promote him, he is so young, he has only graduated for half a year, and it is not necessarily a good thing to be promoted too quickly! If you don't promote it, the name of the first-class heroic model is there, and in the future, the provincial department and the ministry may ask about the implementation of the treatment of the first-class heroic model, and it is not easy to make a difference. Otherwise, if he is transferred to the city bureau and trained in the department, it can be regarded as moving. What do you think? ”

Zhang Deqing didn't say anything, and it took a long time to say: "Chen Guan can't transfer the city bureau." The city leaders had a good impression of him, and the last time the Dongtonghua concentrator was put into operation, the leaders had an explanation, saying that Chen Guan was a comprehensive hand, and the public security was too single, so he should be given a township experience, and maybe he could turn a poor township into a rich township! There's no rush to do this, let's see! ”

When Shang Yushan ascended, he said, "How can this be? Chen Guan is a first-class heroic model in public security and a model for cadres and police officers across the country to learn, so how can he be transferred out of the public security contingent at will? ”

Zhang Deqing said that Chen Guan is so young, and now his foundation is so good, as long as he takes the right path and works hard, maybe he can make a name for himself! As soon as the celebration meeting opens the day after tomorrow and the newspapers and television publicize it, it is conceivable that all kinds of honors will follow one after another in the future. For such young cadres, not only in the county, but also in the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee will be listed as key training objects, and it is normal to change positions, there is nothing!

Shang Yushan didn't answer, and the two of them walked slowly.

After a while, Shang Yushan said to Zhang Deqing again: "Seriously, Chen Guan has not attended a police academy and has not received formal training, and being a police officer may not be in line with his wishes." However, this is a good seedling, and I am reluctant to let go. In this way, after the celebration and commendation meeting, let him go to the provincial department for training for a period of time, and lay a solid foundation for public security business! If the first-class heroes can't even shoot accurately, isn't it a joke? ”

Shang Yushan is afraid that Chen Guan will really be transferred out of the public security team!

Zhang Deqing said that it depends on the situation, there is no need to rush to the training, let's see if the scope of this group of cadres is large!

Chen Guan was moved, and he couldn't wait to run up to salute Zhang Deqing and Shang Yushan! It's a pity that he can't do that, Cui Guiyou, Jin Mingcheng, Li Zhiqiang, Yao Gang The four leaders walked in front of Chen Guan, they couldn't hear the leaders' conversations, how could Chen Guan hear it? Isn't that a monster?