Chapter 111, congratulations, pregnant!

"Uncle, how can you just look at my face and think that I am sick?" Xiaofeng was surprised.

"Of course you can. Look at it, your eyes are red, and they are still glowing with golden light, like Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, you are full of inner fire! Old man Wu pointed to Xiao Feng's eyes and said.

No wonder, I dreamed in my dreams that I had become the Monkey King, I thought I had supernatural powers, and I dared to love because I had pink eye?

"Also, your eyes are red, but your lips are white, do you still feel a little chill in your body?" The old man continued.

Listening to the old man's words, Xiao Feng really felt a little chill on his body.

No wonder in that dream just now, I felt that I was in the Moon Palace, maybe I was cold.

"yes, yes." Xiaofeng nodded, "Oh, I had a weird dream just now." ”

Xiaofeng was a chatterbox, so he told the scene he had just dreamed about.

The old man patiently listened to Xiaofeng's narration and kept nodding his head.

"From the dream you mentioned, I judge that you are not very sick." The old man sighed, "You stick out your tongue again to show me." ”

Xiaofeng stuck out her tongue.

"Wow, your tongue is half red and half white, this is Yin and Yang at war!" The old man gasped.

"Yin and Yang are at war?" Xiao Feng listened to it and became even more creepy, "What do you mean?" ”

"There are yin and yang in the human body, but when they are healthy, they are harmonious and blended. However, if you are sick, especially when you are seriously ill, these two qi will fight on their own. ”

"Oh? Is it that powerful? However, I feel like I'm okay now. Xiaofeng still didn't believe it.

Could this old man be like the fake blind fortune teller, fooling people?

"You feel good, it's useless." The old man shook his head, "What I show you is the most accurate." Oh, didn't you dream of Sun Wukong fighting with Chang'e and Wu Gang in your dreams? This is a sign of a two-way fight. ”

"Really? I still don't understand, huh? Xiaofeng shook his head.

This old man dares to interpret dreams. Could it be that your old man is the reincarnation of Zhou Gong?

"You see, Sun Wukong's fiery eyes are yang energy, and they are the yang energy of the most rigid and yang. Chang'e is the fairy of the Moon Palace, and she is the most yin and soft. Isn't it obvious that these two are competing? The old man explained.

"Well, it seems to make a little bit of sense." Xiaofeng nodded.

"Come, I'll check your pulse again." The old man couldn't help but say, so he put his hand on Xiaofeng's hand and diagnosed the pulse.

The old man "shhh Then, he changed Xiaofeng's other hand, still with that expression.

"How's it going, uncle? Is there something wrong with my pulse? Xiaofeng was even more misty by this old man.

Unexpectedly, the old man actually squinted his eyes again and looked at Xiao Feng.

After a long time, he smiled.

"Not bad, not bad."

"Uncle, you are talking about something, you are in a hurry." Although Xiaofeng is not in a hurry, he has to be angry when he encounters a slow man like Wu Liang.

If you open a clinic, it is estimated that there will not be a few patients a day, and people will rush away for you.

"Congratulations!" Suddenly, the old man smiled.

"What? Congratulations to me, congratulations to me what? Xiaofeng was stunned.

This old man, what I said earlier was so terrible, why do you want to congratulate me now?

"Congratulations, little brother, you're pregnant!" The old man said with a smile.

"What?" Xiaofeng almost fainted in anger.

Master, I'm pregnant? Damn, have you heard of Xuan, but have you never heard of such a Xuan?

"Old man, are you stupid or crazy?" Xiaofeng couldn't care about being polite anymore, and shouted loudly, "I'm a man?" Can a man get pregnant? What are you kidding? ”

Xiaofeng thought of a story.

I heard that a woman went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctor gave her an examination report, which clearly stated that she had "chronic prostatitis". Does this woman have a prostate?

There was also a man who went for an examination, and the examination report said "uterine adnexitis", so this guy had to go for a chromosomal test to see if he really had a uterus in his stomach.

This quack doctor is really harmful!

"There's nothing wrong with that. You are the pulse of pregnancy. If you don't believe me, I'll let you feel your pulse. ”

Old man Wu took Xiao Feng's hand, pressed it on Xiao Feng's other hand, and put his fingers together.

"You touch it."

Xiaofeng only felt that his pulse was beating strongly, and it seemed that there were two pulses beating crosswise.

What's going on?

"How? You believe it, right? The old man looked at Xiaofeng very proudly.

"What's going on with this vein?" Xiao Feng asked the old man suspiciously.

"Well, I'll tell you." The old man said, "If you want to change your vein, it is a typical vein of pregnancy." It's called a double vein, and there's a vein under it, because there's another one in the belly. ”

"Oh, I know that there are two mothers and sons, so there are two veins." Xiaofeng said.

"Yes." The old man nodded.

"Oh, what can I do? Uncle, am I going to take abortion medicine? Do you still want to go to the hospital for an abortion? At this moment, Xiaofeng panicked.

"Didn't you say that you are a man and will not get pregnant?" The old man pretended to be surprised.

"I figured it out, isn't there a story of a daughter country in "Journey to the West"? Then Tang Seng and their master and apprentice drank the water of the Zimu River, didn't they all get pregnant? Could it be that the little blue pill is the same as the water of the Mother River, which can also make a man pregnant? Xiaofeng suddenly realized.

The old man pursed his lips, "My junior brother has this kind of ability, if he really has such a miracle medicine, then he can apply for the Nubeier Medical Award a long time ago." That's good, there won't be any hospitals for infertility treatment in the future, oh, and there is no need to do that between men and women. As long as you want to conceive, just take this medicine. ”

The old man made a joke, which made Xiaofeng feel a lot more relaxed.

"Uncle, what you said is not right. Even if you can conceive a child directly after taking this medicine in the future, this thing between men and women still has to be done. Do that thing for pleasure, not just to have children. "Xiaofeng still doesn't change his heart.

But as soon as he said this, he felt a hot current in his body moving wildly again, which startled him.

The old man looked at him and smiled.

"You, what are you still thinking about? Don't you see that when you talk about this thing, when you think about this kind of thing, your eyes are burning again, and your face is red again? ”

"Huh? Uncle, really? ”

"yes. As long as you have desires, these two qi will flow everywhere in your body. As soon as I saw your face, I knew what you were thinking right now. The old man said.

"Won't it?" Xiao Feng was so frightened that he quickly stopped those bad thoughts.

"Uncle, am I really pregnant?" Xiaofeng asked.

"It's pregnant, but it's not the kind of pregnancy between men and women, and you can't give birth to a baby." The old man smiled, "However, according to our Taoist words, you are also bad, you are pregnant with a tire, not a fetus." So, I'm not wrong. ”

"Taoist words? Uncle, what the hell is going on? Xiaofeng was even more confused.

"That's a long story, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to talk about it for an afternoon." The old man shook his head, "My time is precious, 200,000 an hour." ”

"Uncle, how can you do this?" Xiaofeng was anxious, "Don't keep hiding it, okay?" Now, I'm a patient, you want to save me, why are you still talking to me about money? ”

"Oh, see a doctor?" The old man looked Xiao Feng up and down, "If you see a doctor, the consultation fee will be even more expensive, 300,000 yuan an hour!" ”

"Uncle, are you robbing money? 300,000 in an hour? Xiaofeng was really speechless.

"That's right, whether I, Wu Liang, give lectures to others or see others, they are all charged by the hour, which is expensive."

Wow, I've met an "unscrupulous" guy, unlucky!

"Forget it. I'd better find a black doctor and get rid of the child in my belly. Xiaofeng was about to leave in frustration.

"Wait." The old man laughed, "I'm kidding you, don't go." ”

"Okay then." The old man said, "Well, I'll teach you a way to crack it." ”

"Really?" Xiao Fengle is broken.

"Of course it's true. However, to teach you how to crack it, we have to start from the beginning, let's start with our three senior brothers. The old man took out another cigarette and began to smoke as he spoke.

"Uncle, don't talk too far, just say how to crack it, is it any medicine I need to take?" Xiaofeng was a little impatient.

You still collect 200,000 yuan an hour? People give you so much money, just listen to you talk about this?

"Little one, what are you anxious about?" But this slow man still said unhurriedly, "You didn't hear the past clearly, do you know how to crack the Dao?" ”

"Okay, okay, then you say it, you just tell your eighteenth generation ancestors, and I won't say it." Xiaofeng really convinced this old man.

"In other words, in the past, we were three brothers and sisters, practicing under the same master. My junior brother, you know the way, you are your friend's master. ”

"That little one isn't my friend yet, make no mistake." Xiaofeng corrected.

"Oh. As for my junior brother, he likes to make medicines, and he spends his days tinkering with some kind of panacea. Oh, come to think of it, did you bring that medicine? The old man remembered the medicine again.

"No, no." Xiaofeng shook his head.

"No, I'm sorry, I won't talk about it." The old man looked at Xiaofeng and smiled.

Lu Xiaofeng, you kid still want to lie? As soon as I looked into your eyes, I knew you were lying.

"Don't. Okay, I've got you. Xiaofeng shook his head helplessly, "I'll just take it." ”

"That's right, young man, it's not good to take other people's things." The old man laughed.

"Well, but this medicine is really delicious." Xiao Feng made a bitter face, "Uncle, you haven't taken this medicine, have you?" It's delicious. ”

"You don't have to be sorry. It's not good to eat too much of this kind of thing. The old man said very seriously, "I'll teach you how to crack it later, and if you learn it later, you will be fluttering." ”

"What? Stoned? Xiaofeng's eyes widened, "Really? Will it be better than taking this medicine? ”

"Of course." The old man nodded, "I can tell you responsibly that this is even more wonderful than the man and woman's thing!" ”

"What? Better than that, huh? Xiaofeng was shocked??????