Chapter 110, I am the Monkey King!

Now, Xiaofeng is annoyed.

This old man Wu, he can't wake up either, give him itching, people are still poisonous.

What to do? I'd better go, right?

However, this time, what if this old man Wu doesn't come tomorrow? Or maybe he's really dead, not necessarily? And what if I suddenly get up again tonight?

Xiaofeng is like an ant on a hot pot, and he is really anxious.

The old man is in a hurry and gone. Looking at his back, Xiao Feng remembered what Old Man Wu said to him that day.

Lao Jian is a person who has never been able to catch fish, he just lacks patience, said Old Man Wu.

That's right, I can't be in such a hurry. Anyway, it's nothing to do today, or I'll just keep waiting here.

So, Xiaofeng took out the patience that he used to run long distances and waited patiently.

Later, he felt a little sleepy, so he simply leaned against the tree next to him and fell asleep.

He dreamed again.

This time, he dreamed of a place that seemed to be cold, so cold that the wind shrank his neck.

Looking at his body again, he has put on a set of ancient white clothes and pants, and there is an apron made of tiger skin in the middle, and a small white hat on his head, and there seems to be a golden hoop on the hat.

There was no one around, there was silence.

"Anyone? Anyone? The little wind in the dream was nervous and screamed loudly.

However, no one responded to him.

He was a little scared and involuntarily pulled back, trying to get out of here.

Suddenly, he seemed to hit something on his back.

Looking back, Xiaofeng was stunned.

It turned out to be a beautiful woman with a half-covered face, with a cloud of sideburns on her head, and a dress that looked like a neon feather coat.

From the eyes that showed out, it could be seen that this was a standard ancient beauty.

At this moment, Xiaofeng's heart changed from fear to joy.

"Who are you?" Xiaofeng asked.

"I'm Chang'e? Don't you know me? The beautiful woman replied.

"What? Chang'e? Please, are you Tiangong-1 or Chang'e-1? ”

"What Tiangong No. 1, Chang'e No. 1? This is the Moon Palace, huh? I don't understand what you're talking about? The beautiful woman asked in surprise.

"What, even Tiangong-1 and Chang'e-1 don't know what to do? Lunar probe, don't you know the way? You're really OUT, haven't you watched live TV? I don't even know such an important thing as our Huaxia Kingdom, how can you keep pace with the times? Xiaofeng smiled.

"Lunar probe? What's that? What is Ott called? I don't understand? "This beauty is like an idiot.

"Omagada, you don't even know this, do you? Oh, I know, this isn't the moon at all, what kind of TV series are you filming, right? Not to mention, the clothes on your body, the scene layout here is not bad, and there is a certain level. Xiaofeng looked around and exclaimed.

"What kind of TV series? I don't understand what you're talking about at all? This beauty was a little angry, "Here is the Moon Palace, I'm Chang'e." This is a forbidden place, and no one is allowed to enter except Wu Gang. ”

"Wu Gang? Who is he? Oh, I remember, I remember a guy named Wu Liang, what does it have to do with this Wu Gang? Wu Liang, are you there? Are you there? Xiao Feng thought of this old man Wu.

"A bold fanatic, you dare to trespass into the forbidden land of my Guanghan Palace!" Suddenly, from the other side, a big man with a beard and an axe in his hand ran up.

"Oh, beard, why are you here?" Xiaofeng recognized this guy.

Isn't this the beard of the Black Dragon Society that has always been unable to get along with him?

"I'm Wu Gang, who are you kid? How dare you break into this place? The bearded man who claimed to be Wu Gang was furious, "You say, what is your relationship with Marshal Tianpeng?" ”

"Marshal Tianpeng? Oh, that's the Zhu Bajie? Xiaofeng smiled, "Your TV series is really interesting, and you played "Journey to the West" again, it's really old-fashioned and vulgar!" Let me tell you, I am the Monkey King, Ha Lu Ha! ”

Suddenly, Xiaofeng felt that his body was suddenly itchy.

Looking at it again, it's amazing that long hair has grown on his body, and it is getting thicker and thicker!

"Ahh That Wu Gang was taken aback, "Moon Palace Niangniang, he, he is really Sun Wukong!" ”

"What?" The beauty was startled and ripped off her veil.

Xiao Feng was startled when he saw this.

"Xu Xiaoli, why are you?" It turned out that this beauty was actually Xu Xiaoli who could "eat" men.

"Hmph, who is Xu Xiaoli, I'm Chang'e." This beautiful woman who looked exactly like Xu Xiaoli said angrily, "Wu Gang, quickly take him down with me." ”

"Order!" The bearded man picked up the axe and was about to cut it down at the little wind.

"Ahh Xiaofeng shouted, "Where is the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick?" ”

Suddenly, there was an extra golden iron rod in his hand.

"Hmph, how dare you do it to my Monkey King? Then try Lao Sun's wishful golden hoop stick! As he spoke, Xiao Feng raised the iron rod.

Suddenly, up and down his body, more than a dozen streams of heat gathered at once, rushing all the way to his eyes.

His eyes seemed to be fiery, and he was still braving Venus.

Wu Gang and Chang'e were so frightened that they stepped back.

"Oh no, this Monkey King is going to use his fiery eyes!" The two men ran away in fright.

"Hahaha!" Xiao Feng laughed wildly, "Hmph, I know how powerful my old grandson is, right?" ”

Suddenly, he felt that the sound didn't seem to come from his body.

Who am I? I'm Lu Xiaofeng, I'm not the Monkey King?

Xiaofeng seemed to understand a little.

But what is going on?

Suddenly, he felt as if something was clamping his head, and it hurt very much!

On the head, it was as if it was about to crack.

"Ahh Xiao Feng rolled on the ground in pain and scolded, "Old monk, don't read it, don't read it." I promise you to go to the west to learn the scriptures, and you don't read them again! ”

"Goku, wake up. Goku, wake up! In the distance, a voice was heard.

"Wake up, wake up!" Xiaofeng was woken up.

When he opened his eyes, the old man Wu was standing in front of him, looking at him with a smile.

He felt a tingling pain in his head.

It turned out that he had accidentally leaned against a tree where he had injured his head, and now it hurt again.

"Ah, is it Uncle Wu? Why, did you wake up from meditation? Seeing Old Man Wu coming, Xiao Feng said happily.

"I didn't sleep in the first place, did I? Isn't this meditation sleeping? You're sleeping here. Old man Wu picked up the water cup and drank it.

"Oh yes, I just fell asleep and had a dream." Xiaofeng nodded.

Old man Wu sat back in his original position, still motionless, but this time he opened his eyes.

"What, you've got something to do with me?" He finally spoke.

"yes, how do you know the way?" Xiaofeng was stunned.

"I know the way, I heard from my junior brother, he said that there will be a child who took the wrong medicine to come to me, I already know that the way is you." The old man smiled.

"How do you know the way?" Xiaofeng was a little surprised.

"My junior brother told me your name, oh, he hasn't seen you either, and that was also told to him by his female apprentice. As soon as I heard it, isn't this Lu Xiaofeng you? Just now, I saw that you had been sleeping here, and when I wanted to come, I knew that you had come to me. The old man squinted and looked at Xiao Feng.

"Female apprentice, oh, it's that Ouyang Xiaoxiao, do you know her too?"

"I don't know, my junior apprentice, I don't know any of them." The old man shook his head.

"Oh, so, little master, it's your junior brother. I heard that he is the god of medicine, right? Xiaofeng asked.

"You listen to him blow away. What about the god of medicine? He's a herb maker. "The old man was amused," I told him not to do that thing, but he didn't listen. Now, you've been tricked, right? ”

"yes, yes." Xiaofeng lowered his head embarrassedly, "Do you know everything?" ”

"Well, yes. Oh, by the way, did you bring that herb? ”

"No, I don't have that medicine." Xiaofeng lied.

"No?" The old man stood up, "I didn't bring it, I'll leave." ”

"Slow, slow!" Xiao Feng hurriedly stopped Old Man Wu, "Uncle, why do you want that thing?" ”

"For what?" The old man looked at Xiao Feng strangely, "You've eaten that thing, don't you know how powerful it is?" I tell you, if you don't come to me, in another twelve hours, I'm afraid you'll go against the flow and eventually become insane! ”

What the old man said was the same as what Xiaoxiao said to Xiaoyun.

"Huh? Uncle, what should I do? Xiaofeng tensed.

"Don't be nervous, sit down and talk." The old man pressed his hand, motioned for Xiao Feng to sit next to him, and then looked at Xiao Feng's face carefully.

Xiaofeng was a little hairy by him.

"Uncle, why do you look at me like this? You haven't seen me? ”

"This time, that time." The old man sighed, "Haven't you heard of it?" It is impossible for one to step into the same river. ”

"What do you mean?" Xiaofeng didn't quite understand.

"Look at the river." The old man pointed to the still water river in front of him.

"What's so nice about this? Isn't this just a stinking ditch? Xiaofeng disagreed.

"Hehe, whether it's a river or a stinky ditch, is it still? Is it set in stone? The old man laughed.

Xiaofeng looked at it seriously, "Oh, yes, this river is flowing, it's always changing?" ”

"yes, so every river, every moment, is different. Even if you're in the same river, the river has actually changed. ”

"Oh, I see. Aren't you talking about the old saying that everything is always changing? I know this. ”

"Yes, is Lu Xiaofeng in the past the same person as Lu Xiaofeng today?" The old man looked at Xiaofeng with a smile.

"But what does this have to do with my illness?"

"Of course it matters, judging by the look on your face, you are not very sick now."

"What? Ill? Xiao Feng's already relaxed mood was brought up again??????