003, I came to rent a house
After packing his own things, Liu Shuang found that in addition to the garbage in the house, the real things were barely packed in a travel bag. After packing up his things, Liu Shuang rushed to the apartment he had just rented, and he was going to work tomorrow, so this little thing had to be solved first.
Touching around, Liu Shuang finally found that place, and when he looked at the place, he was very satisfied, an unusually quiet place, and the environment was also very good. The villa door is open, no one can be seen!
Carrying a leather bag, Liu Shuang probed his brain and walked inside, hey! How can there be no one with this door open! There seemed to be a sound of water, Liu Shuang followed the direction of the water, and shouted as he walked, "Hey, is there anyone?" Anyone?·····"
No one answered! Liu Shuang opened this door to see if there was anyone, opened the door to see if there was anyone, and suddenly there was a coquettish sound behind him, and there was a whirring wind in his ears, there was a hidden weapon! With Liu Shuang's many years of experience in the rivers and lakes, he immediately concluded that it must be a hidden weapon! On the side of his body, his right hand reached out and grabbed the flying hidden weapon. Hey! This secret weapon is really special, how smooth and smooth, and there is a fragrance. Liu Shuang couldn't help but sniff, touched it a few more times, and muttered: "Damn, what kind of secret weapon is this, it's so slippery!" ”
When Liu Shuang was searching his brain and guessing what kind of secret weapon this was, the super perception he had cultivated as a killer for many years made him feel a powerful murderous aura coming from behind him.
"Have you touched enough?" The cold voice shook Liu Shuang's body, and he immediately let go of his hand. Turning around, Liu Shuang realized that what he was just holding was a girl's leg, and it was the leg of a beautiful woman who was only wrapped in a bath towel and her hair was still dripping, no wonder it was so fragrant.
"Your skin is so smooth! Ahh Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, that's where I'm coming..." Before he finished speaking, he saw the beautiful woman's angry eyes, and a "hooligan" popped out of the beauty's mouth, and her right leg kicked Liu Shuang's crotch with lightning speed! It's so ruthless!
Out of instinct, this is completely instinctive, Liu Shuang pulled his left hand down, and took the beautiful woman's leg in his hand, and there was a place where the clothes loomed, and they were actually pink.
The beauty's face instantly turned red like a roast pig. Embarrassed and angry, she struggled hard, but the hand in front of her was too strong, and she couldn't break free no matter how she struggled.
Liu Shuang doesn't dare to let go now, if he lets go of this guy and kicks again, can he kick it there? Kick it down, but you have to cut off your grandchildren.,Even if you keep cutting off your grandchildren.,It's quite painful.,···· Who knows what he thinks? The eyes are staring at somewhere motionless, and I'm afraid that the egg hurts!
"Alright, stop making trouble!" A woman in a white dress appeared in Liu Shuang's field of vision, and at the first sight of this woman, Liu Shuang made a definition - iceberg beauty!
The beautiful woman in the bath towel seemed to listen to the words of the woman who had just appeared, and glanced at Liu Shuang fiercely, and shouted angrily: "Don't let go yet!" ”
Actually, Liu Shuang was really reluctant to let it go, but he still let it go!
The bath towel beauty walked up to the iceberg dress beauty and said coquettishly: "Sister Ya, that stinky hooligan bullied me!" ”
The iceberg is worthy of being an iceberg, Liu Shuang is not wrong at all, the beauty of this bath towel is coquettish, and there is no smile yet, but he said lightly: "Hurry up and change your clothes, see what you look like!" ”
Turning his head to Liu Shuang, he asked very politely: "May I ask you are Mr. Liu Shuang?" "But there is a momentum that rejects people thousands of miles away.
"Hello, I am."
"The rent of a room is 5,000 a month, the rent is paid once a year, the water and electricity bills are included in the rent, and the telephone bill is evenly shared, 60,000 yuan, and the payment is !!!"
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"Alright, this room is yours!"
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Pinching the card that had just been swiped, Liu Shuang looked at the woman who had drifted away in a daze, like a dreamlike rush, this is the end?
The feeling of pain in the flesh, that's 60,000 Grandpa Mao, not 60,000 Grandpa! The kung fu of these two sentences is gone, but there is a nest anyway, and there are beautiful women to see, although, this beauty... Ahem!
"My passion is like a fire that burns the whole desert..." Roaring the song of incomplete tones, Liu Shuang shook into his room, and before he could sit down in the room, a beautiful figure rushed in, Liu Shuang's eyes lit up, and he was about to sigh that today's peach blossom luck is really good, take a closer look, this is not the bath towel beauty just now.
I saw this beautiful woman at this time, dressed in a black uniform, with a few silver stars shining on her shoulders, two smooth thighs under a knee-length short skirt, and a full chest like a murder weapon. Why didn't you find out just now? This woman has at least E! Liu Shuang secretly sighed that this killer's eyes actually made mistakes, it seems that this technique has regressed!
"ID card!" The policewoman stepped in front of Liu Shuang and stretched out her slender hand.
"Why for you?" Liu Shuang lay down directly on the bed, can you miss the opportunity to tease the girl? That's not Liu Shuang.
"I'm a policeman!"
"How can you prove that you're a police officer?"
The policewoman snapped out a police ID card and shook it in front of Liu Shuang's eyes, "ID card!" ”
"I didn't see it clearly!"
"You !!" The policewoman threw her police ID card on Liu Shuang's body, "Look clearly!" ”
Liu Shuang smiled, as obscene as he wanted, he picked up the police card and looked at it carefully, "Liu Yu!" This family! Hello, my name is Liu Shuang, you can call me Ah Shuang! ”
"ID card!" Liu Shuang thought that the humorous dialogue was closed.
"I said you're a rain! I'm an honest, lovely, law-abiding, and policeman citizen, you. ”
"ID card!"
"Good!···· Here you go. "Brother is mixed, how can each ID card be mixed! Of course, this ID card is real.
Liu Yu picked up the dirty and sticky ID card, frowned, and looked at it carefully, but after the most difficult verification, the rogue's ID card was real.
"What do you do?"
"Why do you want to tell you, have I broken any law? I want to appeal, I want to report, the police beat for no reason, slander, interrogation, honesty, loveliness, law-abiding, love police, good citizens. ”
"You!! Wait. Liu Yu was ruthless, dropped a cruel word, and walked out of Liu Shuang's room angrily.
"Oh yes!" Liu Shuang smiled with satisfaction!