002, it's not okay to be a security guard

Southwest Associated University is a well-known key university in China, Liu Shuang stood at the gate of the school and took a deep breath of intoxication, he was breathing in the strong cultural atmosphere of this university? Ahem, of course not, he is breathing in the strong youthful atmosphere here, looking at the cool beauties coming in and out, Liu Shuang's heart is called a cool, his eyes are swept around, and he suddenly paused in a small house on the right side of the school gate - recruiting security guards!

Liu Shuang ran to the front of the recruitment advertisement in three steps and two steps, and required: male, under 45 years old, with good facial features, no bad records, veterans are preferred.

Touching his cheeks, Liu Shuang smiled, smiled cheaply, he met all these conditions! It's really hard to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to get it, work, that's it! Regardless of whether others want it or not, Liu Shuang applied for the job by himself first!

knocked on the small house, Liu Shuang walked in, three or five security guards wearing big-brimmed hats were sitting together chatting, seeing Liu Shuang coming in, they all stopped their mouths, looked Liu Shuang up and down, one of them looked at the very old security guard and opened his mouth first: "Excuse me, what are you here for?" ”

"I'm here to apply for a security job! I've looked at your conditions, and I meet them. While saying that, Liu Shuang pulled a stool and sat down, habitually crossing Erlang's legs.

"Applying for security?" A chubby security guard with a cup of tea in his hand picked up the conversation, pushed the old security guard aside and sat down at a desk, took a sip of tea, smashed his mouth twice, and said, "Tell me what you will do?" ”

What will be? What will happen? It's a bit embarrassing, but I don't think I'm going to kill! If you say this, you will be regarded as a neuropath, or you will be regarded as a neuropathy!

"I learned Sanda!" Liu Shuang had an idea, Sanda has never learned, but this kung fu should be okay!

"Sanda? How do you prove it? Let's take a look at the two punches. The fat security guard lit another cigarette for himself, Liu Shuang glanced at it, his sister's, Yellow Crane Tower! The salary of this security guard is so high now? It seems that it is the right time, with this job, at least you can smoke the Yellow Crane Tower every day.

Liu Shuang looked at the small security room, what a fart! As soon as he stretched his leg, he kicked in the face of others, and he was not an expert at first glance. Without saying a word, he got up and went out.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, then sneered, and said to the others: "Look, it's another fool, fortunately I am an expert, otherwise rely on a few of you, our dignified Southwest Associated University, a national key university, will collect some ······."

Before he finished speaking, he saw Liu Shuang walking in with two bricks, and he didn't know where he found this thing, "This place is too small to be used, so I use it!" Let's go, ladies and gentlemen, look at it! ”

Liu Shuang put the two bricks together on the floor, these security guards all stood up and stretched their necks in a circle to watch Liu Shuang's performance, Liu Shuang was not ready to smash it directly with a punch, a piece of powder flew up, he thought he blew his fist in a chic manner, raised his eyebrows and looked at the security guard with his mouth wide open.

"How? Is it still up to standard? "This is still the situation where he is retracting his strength, if he does his best, this floor will have to make a hole!

A group of security guards gave a thumbs up, the chubby security guard looked embarrassed, he coughed, and said: "Well, you do have this strength, but you also see that we are under the age of 45 in our application conditions, but I think your age should be more than 45, right?" ”

45? Is there any mistake, is it okay for people to be 23 yellow flower girls! "I'm sorry, I'm 23 years old, and I'm not far from 45!" How could Liu Shuang, an old fritter who had been in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, not see that this fat man was deliberately making things difficult for him, but he didn't need to be as knowledgeable as this kind of little person, and there was only one result for those who wanted him to make a move - death!

The fat man wanted to say something, but the middle-aged ** who spoke first waved his hand and spoke, "You have been hired, and you will officially report at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, I am the security director, and I have the final say!" ”

Co-authored this fat man is pulling tiger skin and singing a big drama, what a fool! Well, this job is done, and the security director shook hands meaningfully, said a lot of care, and turned around and walked out.

When I came out, the originally sunny sky was suddenly covered with a layer of haze, and the weather in May is always changing, and this weather is very similar to the weather on that day a long time ago.

It's been a while since I've been in the city, and think about it, ahhh I said I didn't want to be.··· It's just that, in such weather, he always inadvertently thinks of that day! Originally, he was also a serious and good boy, but he always had to experience something unusual in life. Originally, he also had a small nest in this city, but now he has become a proletarian with honor, no house, no car, no job, oh, wrong, there is a job!

Clenched his fists, a rare trace of perseverance and ruthlessness appeared in Liu Shuang's obscene eyes, and that day, I will definitely return it.

Go back to the small basement where he lives, open the old computer of that unknown era, this is what he spent 500 oceans in the thrift market, and he usually logs on the killer website, and now that he has money, this basement that has taken him in for a few months should also leave.

Logging into a well-known dating website in the city and browsing, Liu Shuang stared at the rental information of a seaside villa and immediately called. 5000 per month! It's so expensive, Liu Shuang feels really painful, but this basement is dark, he also wants to change the environment, change his identity, grit his teeth, and rent!