Chapter 29, Don't have any intentions on my sister!

At nine o'clock, Xiaofeng and Fat Pig left the karaoke hall early, although they could sing until ten o'clock.

Because, they are starting to get a little hungry.

"Xiaofeng, let's go to the food court for some supper." Fat Pig suggested.

"But I don't have any money on me, so I can't invite you." Xiaofeng flipped through his pockets, and both sides were empty.

"What does it matter? I invite you. "Fat Pig is generous.

"So what's good? You've invited me to sing, why don't you want me to invite you back to dinner. "Xiaofeng is a little embarrassed.

"Didn't you quit your job?" The fat pig who knew that his friend's "tragic" encounter was wrapped around Xiaofeng's shoulder, "Today I invite you, wait for you to find a better job another day, you invite me again, it's always okay, right?" ”

"you, I'm still looking for a job. I'm going to take the repeat class, where can I have time to look for a job? Xiaofeng reminded.

Just now, the two of them talked about a lot of topics. Xiaofeng scolded the cruel "capitalist boss" and his "dogleg" - Manager Han who didn't treat himself as a human being, and also talked about how he beat up the hated creditor Xiong Er, played the arrogant ex-girlfriend, and prepared to sign up for repeat.

However, Xiaofeng omitted several important topics.

One was chased and killed by the Black Dragon Society, and later was beaten down by Shi Wuxian. There is another one, of course, that is, the matter of meeting my sister's classmate Qin Xiaoyu and the female teacher.

Xiaofeng chats with people and always grasps the three basic principles of "favorable".

Things that are conducive to boasting about one's cultural and martial arts can be discussed; Don't talk about things that make a fool of yourself and make a fool of yourself.

Things that are conducive to amusing and making fun can be talked about. Negative and gloomy things, don't talk about it.

Things that are conducive to the imagination of the two of them together can be discussed. It's just something that I imagine alone, and I don't talk about it.

Although this resignation is not very glorious, Xiaofeng really couldn't hold it back, so he still said it.

However, he cleverly said that he could not tolerate the arrogance of the capitalist's "dog legs", so he "rose up" and bravely resisted this guy's "rule", as if he was an uprising hero who resisted tyranny.

Fat Pig also gave a thumbs up. You dare to fire the boss, you have a kind!

The two walked shoulder to shoulder to the food court.

The smell of food from the stalls here has long spoiled these two hungry guys.

The two of them bought two skewers of grilled squid and grabbed the bamboo skewers and ate them. Xiaofeng took this squid as Manager Han, and bit it down, eating it, and scolded in his heart: Manager Han, I'll fire your squid, how about it?

When the two ** were about to eat, Xiaofeng's back was scared, and he turned around suddenly.

"Xiaofeng, why are you here?" The person who spoke was that Alalei - Wang Manli. However, at night, she did not wear that cute little hat, but was barehead and combed two small braids.

Wang Manli's innocent eyes stared at Xiao Feng honestly. Seeing the squid skewers in Xiao Feng's hand, she also shook her tongue.

"yes, going out for supper with friends." Seeing that Manli was actually here, Xiaofeng was a little unhappy.

Why can't you get rid of this heel worm?

Fat Pig also saw this girl, and then looked at Xiaofeng, and realized.

"I was walking around the mall over there just now, and when I turned around, I actually saw you, oops, what a coincidence." Manly was very happy.

"Oh, Manly, I have something to do, I'll go first." Xiaofeng was too lazy to take care of her, so he grabbed Fat Pig's shoulder, "Fat Pig, let's go!" ”

"Oh?" Fat Pig was stunned for a moment, "Let's leave after eating." ”

"You're a foodie, you're still nostalgic for eating, let me go." Xiaofeng pinched Fat Pig's shoulder.

The fat pig showed a painful expression, and had to be pulled away by Xiaofeng.

"Xiaofeng, why don't you leave?" Manli chased after him and followed Xiaofeng.

"I've got something, don't you see?" Xiaofeng rolled her eyes at Manli, "We're going to the bathroom, Fat Pig, right?" ”

"Huh? Toilet? "Fat Pig is a bit inexplicable. When they first came out, didn't the two go to the bathroom of the karaoke hall together?

Xiaofeng pinched the fat pig's shoulder with his hand again.

Now, Fat Pig learned to behave, "Oh, yes, yes." ”

"Manli, do you want to go to the men's bathroom with us?" Xiaofeng turned around and squeezed his eyebrows at Manli.

"Humph!" Manly got angry, stamped her foot, turned around and left.

Seeing that the little girl was walking away, Xiaofeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiaofeng, do you really want to go to the toilet?" Fat Pig said super cutely.

"you? Do you have kidney deficiency? Just went to the toilet, still on it? Xiaofeng really wanted to knock the fat pig's fat head. Your mother doesn't know how Lu Dao gave birth to you? Just growing fat and not having a good head, it's just a nerd!

"Didn't you say you wanted to go to the bathroom?" Fat Pig looked at Xiaofeng very aggrievedly.

"On your head?" Xiao Feng looked at the idiot helplessly, "Don't you see that I want to get rid of her?" ”

"Oh, that's right." Fat Pig finally got it.

"But, Xiaofeng, this girl is good. She seems to be a little interesting to you, why are you not interested in her? Fat Pig asked, puzzled.

"What, that's not bad, huh?" Xiao Feng smiled evilly, "You like her, huh?" ”

"Well, I think it's pretty good." The fat pig drooped.

That's it, you're satisfied, aren't you? Fortunately, I didn't introduce my sister to you, so is a man of your taste worthy of her?

"Since you like her, then I'll introduce her to you." Xiaofeng simply pushed the boat down the river and threw this pestering Wang Manli to this guy.

Anyway, both of them are so plump. It looks like a good match.

In this way, there will be one less follower around him, and his brother will also have a woman, killing two birds with one stone.

"Really?" Fat Pig is really tempted. It seems that he is the king of the eight looking at the mung beans - the right eye.

"But, Xiaofeng, aren't you interesting to her?" Fat Pig asked with a little more heart.

"Well?????? this" Xiaofeng frowned, how should he answer the fat pig?

If you say that you are not interesting to Manli and say that this Manli is not good, this buddy must think that she is very bad, maybe, so he changed his mind? But if you say that she is good and recommend it to you Fat Pig, this guy will definitely not believe it.

Xiaofeng's eyes rolled, and he thought about it.

"Fat Pig, I'll tell you a secret." Xiaofeng said mysteriously in the ear of the fat pig.

"Hey, you're spitting this saliva into my ears." Fat Pig said.

Xiaofeng realized that as soon as he was excited, his ears almost "kissed" the fat pig's fat ears.

The fat pig's ears don't seem to be cleaned, and they still smell like they're smelling.

Xiaofeng really wanted to spit on the ground, but he still held back.

"I'll tell you secretly, actually, it's not that I don't like her. Look at her, she has a beautiful face and a plump figure, just like that Yang Guifei, such a woman, which man is not tempted? Xiaofeng turned to compliment Manli.

"Oh? But why did I feel like you were annoying her? "Fat Pig isn't stupid either.

"Alas, it's hard to put into words!" Xiaofeng wrinkled his face into a bitter gourd, "Yes, there is such a good girl standing by my side, but I don't have to cherish it if I want to, so I have to wave a knife to break off my love and give up this infatuation." ”

"Swinging a knife?" Fat Pig was a little enlightened, "Oh, I see. Do you want to wield a knife from the palace and be an undefeated Orient? ”

"Undefeated in the East?" Xiao Feng looked at this "well-educated" brother in amazement, "How do you know Lu Dao?" ”

"How could I not know the truth? Look at you, with such a beautiful face, people still think you are a girl. Even I, too, am moved when I see it, and I often imagine you in my heart. ”

As soon as Fat Pig said it was cool, he actually said all the envy, jealousy and love for Xiaofeng in his heart.

He also realized that something was wrong, and quickly covered his fat mouth.

But it was too late.

"What do you say? What do you imagine for me? "It's a little wind." You dead fat man, you dare to imagine me, you are looking for a pump? Xiaofeng grabbed the fat pig and pounded him. Of course, it's not a real hammer, but a pretentious hammer.

"Alright, alright, I'll admit I was wrong. Actually, the person I imagined was not you, it was your sister. Who told you two to look so alike? Fat Pig covered his face and said.

"Just you, you are also worthy of my sister, are you looking for death?" Xiaofeng was annoyed.

"Why not? Your sister is also so beautiful, which man sees it and won't imagine it? Xiaofeng, otherwise, you can just marry your sister to me. Fat Pig laughed.

"Die, I married my sister to you, and you don't have a sister to marry me, I suffered a loss."

"Why don't I go back and let my mother have another sister for you?" Fat Pig said very seriously.

"What? By the time your sister was born, I would be nineteen years old. By the time your sister is nineteen, I'll be thirty-eight. Are you going to let my uncle marry a niece? ”

"That's not bad." The fat pig monster smiled, "Isn't this uncle love popular now?" I don't mind, brother-in-law. ”

"Bastard, you want to take advantage of me?" Xiao Feng scolded, "I might as well marry my sister to Xiong Er." ”

"For Mao? Xiong Er is better than me? When it came to Xiong Er, Fat Pig was not convinced.

"For Mao? Xiong Er at least has a ready-made girl, who is still a class flower, and he also promised him to marry his sister to me. Besides, are you sure your mother will be a girl next time she is born? ”

"That's right. It depends on my dad's work. Fat Pig scratched his head, "My father decided to give birth to a boy and a girl." ”

"Less! I'm telling you, don't beat my sister's idea. As long as I'm there for a day, you don't want to do anything to her. Also, remember, when you go home, you can't imagine my sister. Otherwise, I'm not done with you! ”

Xiaofeng was angry, and the consequences were serious.

"Okay, Zhilu said, I don't want her."

Fat Pig thought to himself: I think whoever is who, this, you still have a way to master this? When I get home, I'll go back and imagine your sister.

"Xiaofeng, you just said that you also like this girl, but why do you want to swing a knife to cut it?" Fat Pig suddenly remembered the question just now???????