Chapter 40, life with the master is not the same death

Hearing Xiao Feng's words, Shi Wuxie's blood pressure suddenly rose, and he almost fainted to the ground.

What, reward me? After a long time, you really think of me as a beggar who asks you for money?

Why, when you read my books, you exalt me?

"Shi Dashen, what's wrong?" Xiaofeng saw that Shi Wuxie's expression was wrong, and smiled, "Don't worry, I will definitely read the book you wrote, I will do what I say." I wanted to see how the hell you created these stories? Ha Lu Ha. By the way, what's the name of your book and where can I see it? ”

"If you want to read it, you can go to the website of 18K Novel Network and read it!" Shi Wuxian said angrily, "My name is my pen name, you can see it by clicking on the three words Shi Wuxie." By the way, there are also thousands of searches, you can search for them casually. ”

I'm a great god, and I'll scare you to death when I say it!

"Oh, master, is your charity a charity? Or is it a teacher's teacher? ”

"The giving of charity."

"Oh, it's okay, it's good." Xiaofeng smiled, "If you are the teacher's teacher, then whoever sees you will call you 'teacher', alas, isn't that a big loss?" ”

"Of course I'm your teacher, haven't you worshipped me as a teacher?" Shi Wuxian glanced at Xiaofeng.

"If you want to teach me Shaolin Kung Fu, I will worship you as a teacher. If you don't teach me kung fu, how can I be your apprentice? Xiaofeng is not welcome.

"By the way, I think you're wearing these shoes on your feet." Xiaofeng suddenly looked at the pair of "Love Ticking" shoes at Shi Wuxie's feet.

Shi Wuxian was stunned, this Xiaofeng's thinking really jumped, how did he get from the name to the shoes?

"yes, what's wrong?"

"Huh." Xiaofeng Yile, "You have shoes, what do you mean by 'no shoes'?" Oh, I see, isn't it because when your parents gave birth to you, the family was so poor that they couldn't even afford your shoes? ”

"What?" Shi Wuxie's lungs exploded, "I have shoes!" That evil is the evil of 'evil', not the shoe of 'shoe'! ”

"Oh, I see." Xiaofeng nodded, "I understand." But I think you're a little bit of a grumpy, but you're not evil. Oh, your parents were probably afraid that you would go down the wrong path, so they gave you this name, right? Hehe, it's not bad, it's not bad. Well, innocent, innocent, innocent, you're really cute! ”

Shi Wuxian completely lost his temper.

This little wind is really super naughty, and sure enough, it's exactly the same as that old naughty boy.

It is estimated that if Hong Qigong wants to meet the old naughty boy, he will be half angry to death like today.

"By the way, Lao Shi, oh, forget it, let's call you Shi Dashen."

"You don't need to call me a god, just call me Shi Daxia, everyone calls me that."

"Shi Daxia? If you don't teach me kung fu, how can you be a hero? Heroes have apprentices? ”

Shi Wuxian was annoyed, "How about I don't accept apprentices?" What if my kung fu is rotten in the pot? ”

"Then your good martial arts, won't you become extinct? It's a pity, it's a pity. Xiaofeng shook his head.

When Shi Wuxian heard this, he was still a little touched.

He thought for a while and said, "How about that, if you learn to write with me, and I will also teach you martial arts?" ”

"Really?" Xiao Feng's eyes lit up, and his eyeballs were as big as a light bulb.

"That's right. I, Shi Daxia, never joke and do what I say. Shi Wuxian raised his head and brushed off his hair that was neither long nor short in a chic manner.

Wow, that's a lot of sassy bags! Xiaofeng said in his heart, you are so sassy, you might as well go to be a pseudo-mother.

"Are you serious?" Xiaofeng asked.

"Am I still lying to you?"

"That's good, the master is above, and the apprentice will bow down." Xiaofeng became energetic and knelt down on one knee, "Master, from now on, we are the official career." We don't ask to be born on the same day and month in the same year, but we want to be born in the same year and month as **??????"

"What?" Shi Wuxian fainted with anger at that time.

I accepted an apprentice, but I was bound by you?

What is the same year, the same month, and the same **, if you Xiaofeng can't think of jumping off the building one day, do you still have to pick me up and jump together? Are you cursing me?

"You're wrong, it's a sworn brother's vow, not an apprentice's." Shi Wuxian corrected.

"Hehe, I know what to say. You are my master and my eldest brother. Xiao Feng smiled, but his attitude was still very sincere, "Only by swearing like this, you, the master and the elder brother, will stand up when the little brother and I are in danger?" ”

"I, stand up for you? What are you doing? ”

"Master, didn't I swear to heaven that I would be the same year and month as you, master? I'm telling you, my little wind's oath is very valid. If something happens to me one day, won't you also go to Lord Yama to report it? So, master, don't you want to be born and die with me, treat death as home, and forget about death? ”

"Alright, alright." Shi Wuxie was about to spurt out a mouthful of blood, "How can there be so many idioms?" So, if something happens to me, will you also be buried for me? ”

Xiao Feng's eyes rolled, "Hehe, that disciple will definitely not be." ”

"What?" Shi Wuxian was stunned for a moment, "Didn't you say that you want to be the same year and month as my master?" ”

"Master, you think, you're going to die, but no one collects your body?" Xiao Feng said very seriously, "When the time comes, only the disciple and I can help the master take care of the aftermath, right?" ”

Shi Wuxian thought about it, yes, you can't let me be violent in the wilderness and let those wolves bite me, right?

"And what about after you're done with the aftermath?"

"After handling the master's funeral, the disciple will definitely dig a grave pit next to your grave, and then ??????."

"And then you're buried next to me, too?" Shi Wuxian was really moved.

Xiao Feng smiled, "Then, I will bury my clothes in it, fill it with soil, and then engrave it on my tombstone, 'Disciple Lu Xiaofeng is willing to follow his master Shi Wuxie, and he will leave his clothes to accompany his master.' ’”

"What?" Shi Wuxian was about to go crazy, "You, do you dare to leave only a well-dressed mound?" ”

"yes." Xiaofeng nodded, "Leaving the mound of clothes, even if it is a fulfillment of my willingness to go to the same year, month, and day with my master." ”

Xiaofeng raised his head and squeezed a few tears hard, as if a filial son missed his own father.

"Alas, it's rare for you to have such ??????" Shi Wuxian patted Xiao Feng's shoulder first, and then suddenly slapped Xiao Feng's ass fiercely, "It's rare that you have such a bastard heart." "Oh, master, don't you slap my ass? It hurts me to death. Xiaofeng shouted wildly.

"Hmph, with such a cunning apprentice as you, I won't lose anything if I kill you." Shi Wuxian was angry and funny, "Okay, since you have visited the teacher and entered my door, you must respect the teacher, study hard, and write books seriously." ”

"Also, practice martial arts seriously." Xiaofeng added.

"If you know the way, you will know the way to practice martial arts." Shi Wuxian smiled and said, "As for me, the literary ones will also teach you, and the martial ones will also teach you." However, if you want to practice martial arts, I'm afraid it's a little late, and this achievement won't be too big. I think that with your eloquent genius and your clever brain, you will be able to do something in literature in the future. ”

This is the first time Xiaofeng has heard people praise him like this.

However, Xiaofeng is indeed very resistant to writing a book, if it weren't for the sake of learning martial arts, what if the ghost worshiped this Shi Wuxian as a teacher?

It would be nice if the person standing here today was not himself, but his sister Xiaoyun.

Hasn't Xiaoyun always been interested in writing books? Didn't she always hope that she would become a real great writer in the future?

By the way, why don't I let my sister follow Shi Wuxian to learn to write a book?

In this way, I don't have to write a book, and my sister can get what she wants?

Thinking of this, Xiaofeng frowned proudly.

"Master, I actually lied just now. It's not like I've never written an article, it's just that it's just that it's not well written, and I'm embarrassed to tell you. Xiaofeng said suddenly.

"Oh?" Shi Wuxian was a little surprised.

"That's right, master, in fact, I wrote a book on your 18K novel network." Xiaofeng lied, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, and ordinary people couldn't see it.

"Really?" Shi Wuxian was really happy, "What pseudonym did you use and what book did you write?" ”

"Oh, my pen name, my pen name is 'I Am a Cloud'." Xiaofeng remembered the pen name of his sister Xiaoyun.

"'I am a cloud'?" Shi Wuxian rarely reads other people's articles, and is a little unfamiliar with this pen name.

"Now I've only written one book called 'That Pink Rose.'" Xiaofeng said the title of the novel written by her sister again.

"This, how does this seem to be a girl's pen name and the title of a book written by a girl? So feminine, huh? "Shi Wuxian is a little confused.

This Lu Xiaofeng, didn't he say earlier that he didn't like to write books? Also sarcastically that I'm a writer called Hanako?

Why, he's now making a 180-degree turn, and says he's written a book, and it's still on our 18K novel network?

How can someone who has written a book scold himself for writing a book? Why hasn't he even heard of my great god?

"Xiaofeng, didn't you just say that you don't like to write books?" Shi Wuxian asked in surprise.

Of course I don't like to write books, Xiao Fengxin said, but, my sister likes to write, in order to let my sister be helped on the horse by you in the future, give it a ride, and have a beautiful future, I'll pretend to be her.

Don't look at Xiaofeng, who usually likes to tease his sister Xiaoyun, but if it is something beneficial to his sister, he is still willing to help his sister.

If my sister develops in the future, she will also thank my younger brother, right?

Moreover, they are twin brothers and sisters, even if the elder sister appears in front of Shi Wuxie, presumably Shi Wuxian will not suspect it.

However, the big question is: is he a man, but his sister is a woman? What can I do?

Xiaofeng's eyes flickered, and he counted on his heart.

"Hehe, master, I'll be honest with you. I'm not interested in writing books, but I've made bets with others. ”

"Bet?" As soon as he heard this word, Shi Wuxian became nervous, "You also bet with others?" ”

"That's right." Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "I made a bet with a friend of mine to bet on two things. ”

"What are the two?" Shi Wuxian suddenly became interested.

"First, I bet I could dress up as a woman and walk out into the street in a girl's clothes."

"What? Do you want to dress as a man? Shi Wuxian looked Xiaofeng up and down.

Not to mention, this Lu Xiaofeng is really beautiful, if you don't say it carefully, it will really make people think that he is a girl?

"Hehe, you look like a little beauty." Shi Wuxian smiled, "I think, if you put on women's clothes, no one will recognize you." ”

"Isn't it? For this bet, I, I'm going to let go. Later, I would put on a woman's clothes, pretend to be a woman's voice, and walk around. Xiaofeng said mysteriously.

Shi Wuxian smiled, "Actually, it's nothing. Let me tell you, I have pretended to be a pseudo-mother in the past. ”

"What, you've also pretended to be a pseudo-mother?" Xiaofeng was taken aback.

I really can't see it, master, you're the real pseudo-girl???????