Chapter 109, Old Man Wu, Are You Still Alive?

"Xiaofeng, you're not a little old. Mom, I'm not feudal either, I know that you are looking for a woman now. Mom didn't shy away from it at all, "You better hurry up and find a girlfriend, you can do whatever you like in the future." ”

"Really? You can do whatever you like? That is, I can do what I love? Xiao Feng's eyes were rolling.

"Hmm." Mom nodded, "You can do whatever you like, it's best to give me a grandson as soon as possible." ”

Mom's meaning, it's obvious.

"Wow." Xiao Feng clapped his hands, "Mom, you are really wise and martial!" If you said earlier, I should have brought those women to our house before, it's really expensive to open a house outside. ”

He was so happy that he actually shook out all the bad history of his past.

"What? Have you had sex with those women before? Mom was shocked.

Xiaofeng has nothing to say now.

Xiaoyun also heard her brother admit this for the first time, although she was a little suspicious that her brother was not the original before, but that was just a suspicion.

Today, hearing his younger brother admit that he was wrong, Xiaoyun was still a little disappointed.

Last night, I was almost occupied by my brother who was not in the middle of the place, and I lost it when I thought about it.

These women, all of whom are in broken shoes, dare to seduce my younger brother? Xiaofeng, you are also a slut, are you a woman?

Xiao Yun stared at his younger brother viciously.

My mother sighed, "Since you know everything, lest I have to give you that education in the future, I can't open my mouth as a mother." ”

The siblings both laughed.

This old mother is actually quite ahead of her time, and she also knows how to teach her children a course on popularizing sexual knowledge.

"Xiaofeng, you are so experienced. It just so happened that the woman you went on a blind date this time, you hurry up and fall in love with someone, and when it's about the same, you bring it to the house, so that my sister and I can get to know each other. Oh, don't go out to open any house in the future, it's expensive, just live in our own home. "My mother is quite open-minded and very supportive of her son getting a girlfriend as soon as possible.

"Mom, you're too eccentric." Xiaoyun didn't do it, "Oh, my brother can bring any woman back?" What about me? What should I do? ”

"You, won't you hurry up and find a man and live in someone's house?" Mom puffed out her eyes and said.

At this time, Xiaoyun really can't say anything.

"Mom, do I still have to go on a blind date in the morning? You see, I've done it all. Xiaofeng pointed to the place on his head, which was still covered with a bandage cloth.

"I'm not going to go for the time being. If you go like this, people will think that you have had surgery for a tumor in your head. I'll tell them to change their day. "Mom is out of line.

There is no need to go on a blind date, Xiaofeng is also relieved.

Xiaofeng's injuries were not too serious, and at ten o'clock in the morning, the three of them left the hospital.

This time, it cost more than a thousand bucks again. Mom is really shy now.

When I got home and settled Xiaofeng, my mother fell asleep.

Xiaoyun also went to Xiaofeng's room, took out his quilt and some clothes, and went to sleep in his mother's room.

The mother and daughter were so tired today that they soon fell asleep together.

This is the rare time that a mother and daughter sleep in the same bed, and it is also the first time that Xiaofeng and her sister have slept in separate beds for so long.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Xiaoyun woke up and found that his mother was no longer there.

When I went back to the hall, I saw that the food was ready, and I just needed to take it to the microwave and heat it up.

How is Xiaofeng now? Will you suddenly go crazy again?

Xiaoyun was still very worried about her brother's situation, so she knocked on the door of the bedroom that belonged to the sister and brother.

There was no sound inside.

Oh no, will something happen to my brother again?

Xiao Yun suddenly became nervous, and the back of his neck was a little cold.

She quickly pushed open the door, and when she saw it, it was empty.

Xiaofeng is not in the room anymore?

Xiaoyun didn't dare to slack off, and quickly dialed Xiaofeng's phone.

Fortunately, the younger brother picked up his sister's phone.

"Xiaofeng, where did you go? But I'm dying of urgency, and the wound on your head hasn't run yet, so why are you running around? Xiaoyun asked anxiously.

"Sister, there's nothing to do, I'll go find that old man Wu, didn't you ask me to find him?" Xiaofeng smiled on the other end of the phone and said.

"Oh, you're fast?"

"yes, I'm worried I'm going to go crazy, hehe." Xiaofeng is still quite happy.

"Okay, then I'll rest assured, then you can find him. Remember, you must be polite to others, don't call people old man, or they won't help you see a doctor. Xiaoyun admonished.

"Don't worry, my sister is still good to me. Come, kiss one. Xiaofeng grabbed his phone and kissed it.

I don't know if he really kissed the phone, or if he just smacked his mouth.

However, hearing this, Xiaoyun's heart was still warm.

The terrifying and embarrassing scene last night not only did not estranged the relationship between the two siblings, but made them even more inseparable from each other.

It's called brotherhood.

Xiao Feng didn't lie to his sister, he did come to this still water river.

Today, this old man Wu is really here, and Xiaofeng is a little surprised.

The first few times, he had only seen this old man in the morning, but he didn't expect him to be here this afternoon.

Old man Wu was still closing his eyes and recuperating, and the fishing rod was still stuck in the river.

"Uncle Wu, hello!" Xiaofeng shouted.

But this old man Wu didn't say a word.

Xiaofeng plucked a leaf and scratched it on the old man's nostrils.

Don't meditate here, old man, because you're not itching to jump?

Unexpectedly, this old man was not afraid of itching at all.

"Hey, uncle, why aren't you afraid of itching at all?" Xiaofeng asked loudly again.

But the old man remained motionless.

"Oh, I know, I've heard that men who are afraid of itching are afraid of their wives. If you are not afraid of itching, you must be a man who is not afraid of his wife. Terrible! Uncle, do you often beat your wife at home? Xiaofeng teased.

Unexpectedly, this old man still didn't move, just like the clay carving Bodhisattva in the temple.

Xiao Feng was a little impatient now, and when he saw that the old man's hands were clenched, he simply tried to break the old man's hands with all his might.

However, no matter how hard he tried, the old man's hands were tightly gripped.

"Old man, are you dead?" Xiaofeng was a little annoyed.

But the old man still seemed to be immobilized, just not moving.

Suddenly, Xiao Feng felt that when he grabbed the old man's hand just now, that hand was cold.

He was starting to feel that something was wrong.

So he reached under the old man's nostrils and probed him.

It doesn't matter if this probe is made, Xiao Feng suddenly stirred up a spirit and was startled.

It turned out that there was not a trace of heat in the old man's nostrils.

Yes? Is this old man dead?

But why did he sit still? If you die, you have to fall, right?

Xiaofeng tensed.

Suddenly, he remembered what he had read in books before, and those monks with Taoism were all sitting and dying.

Could it be that this old man is also sitting? Is this incredible?

Xiao Feng touched the old man's nose again, and deliberately pinched his two nostrils.

If this old man pretended to be dead and pinched his nostrils, he would definitely not be able to stand it.

Unexpectedly, after pinching for a long time, the old man still didn't move.

It's over, it's over, this old man is really dead!

"Uncle, why are you dead? Okay, why did you just leave? If you're gone, how can I cure my disease? ”

Xiaofeng cried like a mourner, a handful of tears and snot.

"Hey, in broad daylight, what are you crying about?" At this time, a middle-aged man walked over.

This middle-aged man, Xiaofeng recognizes. He is the person called "Lao Anxious" that Old Man Wu pointed out to him that day, and he is also fishing here.

"Didn't you see him dead?" Xiaofeng said with a sad face.

Although Xiao Feng and this old man Wu are not related, after a few contacts, he still has a little admiration for this old man. Unexpectedly, this old man actually died, and it was such a strange way to die.

"Hahaha!" Unexpectedly, this "old anxious" laughed.

"I said, why don't you have a little compassion? Everyone is dead, and you are still laughing? It's really ruthless. In my opinion, you can't be called 'old anxious', you should be called 'old ruthless'. Xiaofeng said.

"Yo he, how do you know my nickname this little doll?" , this "old anxious" was stunned for a moment, "Did this Wu Great Immortal tell you?" ”

"Great Immortal Wu?" Xiao Feng looked at the old man, "You call him 'Great Immortal'?" ”

Now, this god, the immortal, is flooded.

That Shi Wuxie, who is not a few years older than himself, has become a "great god". When did this ordinary-looking old man Wu become a god? Oh, one more word than the great gods, great immortals?

"yes." "Lao Anxious" looked at Old Man Wu, "He's not dead, he's cultivating!" ”

"Cultivation?" Xiao Feng also looked at this old man Wu suspiciously, and he didn't know if this was a big living person or a corpse.

"This is also called cultivation? You see, he can't even breathe, how can this be cultivation? Also, his body was cold. Xiaofeng said.

"I'll see." Lao hurriedly pushed Xiao Feng away, and put his hand on Old Man Wu's pulse.

Lao Jian's action was too urgent, pushing Xiaofeng far away at once, making Xiaofeng very unhappy.

No wonder people call you "in a hurry", can't you move softly?

"It's okay, he has a pulse. If you don't believe it, you touch it yourself. The old man hurriedly turned around and shouted.

Xiaofeng was bold enough to touch it, and he really had a pulse, but the speed of this pulse was too slow, and if he didn't touch it carefully, he really couldn't feel it.

"He, he's really cultivating? He's alive? Xiaofeng was not small at this time.

"yes, why don't we all call him 'Old Fairy'?" Lao anxious smiled, "At the beginning, we didn't know what to do. However, after a long time, everyone knew that he was holding his breath and cultivating. ”

"Hold your breath and cultivate?"

"yes. This is superior qigong, that is, you can do it without breathing through your mouth and nose, only using the qi of the dantian and breathing with your skin. In addition, he can also reduce the temperature of the body, even on a hot day, it can drop to more than ten degrees. If you don't know the Dao, you still think he's dead, but in fact he's cultivating. When he is cultivating, you just scream and break your throat, and he will not respond to you. ”

"Huh? Is that amazing? Xiaofeng was shocked.

This old man Wu, isn't it simple? How can there be such a powerful kung fu?

Hold your breath? If I bury my head in the quilt, I won't be able to stand it, and I will come out to breathe? This old man can not breathe in and out for so long? Is it really a god?

For this unfathomable old man Wu, Xiao Feng began to have a higher admiration.

In this way, Ouyang's little master is not talking nonsense. This Wu Liang, Wu Da Immortal, maybe he can really cure his own disease?

Xiaofeng finally believed that there are really gods in this world!

"By the way, Master Rush, when will he wake up?" Xiaofeng asked, "It's hard to say. "He meditated for two or three hours, sometimes for six or seven hours, and even for ten hours. I don't know when he will finish cultivating. ”

"What? How long is it going to take? Xiaofeng was stunned??????