"Lao Chen, what are you doing...... again?"

"Huh?

Chen Hao poked out half of his head from behind the newspaper, he couldn't take orders in the past few days, he also fell into a state of boredom, and automatically turned on the mode of "a cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and a newspaper to read for a day".

I have to say that the scenery and environment in the university are still very good, blowing the breeze that comes slowly, smelling the fragrance of flowers, sitting on the rocking chair with Erlang's legs crossed and reading the newspaper for a few times is really a pleasure.

A piece of news in the newspaper caught Chen's idea - an unknown dead body appeared in the outer city, suspected of being attacked by demons.

"Old rich, where are the demons?"

Chen Hao has been here for a while, but he has never met a real demon, which is a little strange.

"Demons? Their presence in the Demon Plane, the summoning of Satanism, and the occasional opening of the Gate of the Holy Mountain may allow the demons to reappear in the human world. ”

“...... Well......"

Chen Hao crooked his mouth, he didn't plan to continue his research, what kind of demon is this probably the aborigines of other continents on this planet, he doesn't believe that a Renaissance civilization can play chrono teleportation and go to another planet to pull someone over.

"What's the characteristic? Didn't you fight with the devil, I read the book and think it was very general, it's some evil Balabala's ......."

“...... This, in fact, there are many kinds of demons, and they have factions within themselves, and if you look at it specifically, you have to know the cult factions within the human race, in short, they are roughly divided into three categories. ”

Franklin sat upright, took out a quill, and asked Chen Hao for a piece of straw paper to cover his buttocks.

"Giants, possessed, numerous...... Of course, this is the code name, and the specific name is not like that. The Giant Demon is burly, and the top Giant Demon can break through the walls of the Imperial Capital with a single punch. Possessed by the demon,Literally,Possessed by a dead person,The iconic sect is Satanism.,The girl without a heart we saw last time is a very standard sacrifice required to summon a possessed demon.,Possessed demons are also the only faction that can be stopped in demon summoning.,As for how to stop it, no one knows.,Anyway, after the success of the block, the demon will be good...... Probably, at least it won't hurt the blockers. The last one is the quantity, that is, the cannon fodder, most of them are low-level demons, they have little combat power, but the number is huge. ”

"Gone?"

"No, it's been thousands of years since the last large-scale demonic invasion, and there is no superfluous documentation at all, and that news in your newspaper is a gimmick. The summoning of demons is very strict, and it is impossible for anyone to make it casually. ”

Franklin stretched out his hands and motioned for him to know.

"Then the fifth-order demon you killed was ......?"

Chen Hao was originally a squint, but now he feels like he's almost gone when he laughs.

“...... Tsk, why don't you open which pot to mention?"

Franklin slapped his thigh and laughed.

Life is so bland, so what will be the "best relatives" who "don't bully the poor youth" every day or become a "best relative" who has nothing to do when they are full?

But this is fiction.

So......

Don't you say it...... It's really ......

Erica found Chen Hao who was drinking tea and reading the newspaper a little later, and Franklin, the kid, turned his head and left, leaving Chen Hao and Erica alone space.

"Wood ......"

Erica was a little hard to say.

"If you have something to say, my elf ancient tree can give you a lift!"

“......”

Erica gave Chen Hao a roll of the eye.

"Don't laugh. ”

"Well, I'm professionally trained, unless it's particularly funny. ”

Chen Hao snapped his fingers with confidence.

"My uncle, he wants the equity of the Celestial Empire Hotel. ”

"Are you going to kiss your uncle? If you don't kiss me, I'll kill him." ”

Chen Hao asked without thinking, snatching food from his pocket?

"Wood—don't you kill people at every turn, can you? He's my own uncle...... But—uh—"

Arya is still a little girl, and her words are full of helplessness.

"Then you call him, go to the headquarters of the Celestial Empire Restaurant in the outer city, and I will meet him in person. ”

“...... He's sitting in there......"

Chen has no aversion to this kind of relative, people die for money, birds die for food, people don't kill for themselves, it's a very normal behavior, who wouldn't blush when they see money?

If you really want to say "moral model", that is, to use bells and whistles to make money, this is the highest level of cheating, I don't know how many times better than Erica's relative.

On the way to the past, Chen Hao passed by the "police station", and by the way, he asked the director who was drinking tea and reading the newspaper to ask for a platoon of arrests, just to prevent the old man from being too impulsive at that time and to calm him down.

It's a pity that Erica's uncle has been "calmed down" - the adventurer who had been eating in the restaurant couldn't defeat the beastmaster, couldn't he still teach a half-old man who was powerless?

After hearing that this guy was going to get out of the hotel, I don't know who heard it wrong or how it dropped, thinking that the hotel was going to close, could they not be angry?

In this way, the old uncle was viciously taught a lesson before he saw anyone......

"Say, who did it first? I think he should have done it first. ”

Chen Hao led a team to catch fast, he pointed to the uncle who was beaten outside the door of the hotel and fell to the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, and charged him very happily.

As soon as the adventurers heard this, they instantly understood, and then everyone sent the goods away as a matter of course......

The charges are gathering crowds to fight, injuring people with weapons, disrupting social order, endangering public safety, defecating and spitting in the open, not helping the grandmother cross the road, leading the way for Wang Shi, driving speeding, chewing gum sticking to the soles of shoes, eating beef ramen without adding green onions, eating sweet tofu brain, eating salty glutinous rice dumplings, drinking AD calcium milk without inserting a straw, being too ugly to affect the city's appearance, farting in the elevator and throwing others and so on......

Of course, except for the first crowd fight, it was all made up by Chen Hao out of nothing......

"Look, isn't that easy?"

Chen Hao smiled and watched the uncle being escorted into the bureau, stroking Erica's blonde hair, it was quite supple, it was really a little unexpectedly that it could be so silky in the era when there was no tenderness.

"You...... When will you be serious?"

Erica held Chen Hao's nonsense charge slip and laughed dumbly.

"Hmm, I am such a serious man who has been slandered by you so much, you have to compensate me for mental damages. ”

Chen Hao's yin and yang were weird, and his expression was very funny.

“......”

"Dry ...... Why?"

Chen Hao was a little unaccustomed to being stared at by Erica.

"You want compensation. ”

Erica gently touched Chen Hao's lips like a chicken pecking rice, and before this guy came to his senses, he flew away as if he were flying away.