“...... Uh-Ling'er, let me ask you a question. ”

"You say, master. ”

"Why did she kiss me?"

"Here it is recommended that you commit suicide by jumping into the river~"

“...... Don't mess with my memories!"

Chen Hao touched his lips and savored the taste just now, and walked on the way back to the university in a daze.

Along the way, he hit a telephone pole three times, tripped over a raised stone twice, and fell into the sewer once - Ling'er watched from the sidelines and didn't pull him.

"Old Chen...... Why did you go?"

At the door of the bedroom, Franklin looked Chen Hao up and down in disbelief.

Although the camouflage suit on this thing has a self-cleaning function, the cloak does not, which causes him to look covered in mud.

"This thing went back and washed it, something happened, no big deal. ”

Chen Hao casually threw the cloak to Su Tong, and lay down on the bed, saying that it was no big deal, but in fact, he was quite happy in his heart, how to say that it was also a cute big girl who kissed it, and said that those who were unhappy were gay.

"Oh...... You know what happened at school?"

"What's the matter?"

"A schoolgirl was cut in half and crawled several meters on the ground before she died. ”

"A perverted waist slash murderer?"

Chen Hao was stunned, how did he feel so similar to the crime scene he saw in the newspaper, it hasn't been spring yet, how can he be so perverted.

"Who knows? The school is investigating, the police don't want to care, and the students' families are making trouble outside, so it's still unknown what the specific situation is. ”

Franklin spread his hands, indicating that the situation was very chaotic.

"How's that student's family doing?"

"Both parents are magisters, above average. ”

“......”

Chen Hao rolled his eyes, this kind of person is the person who will not offend people, and he can basically rule out vendettas.

Why do you say that, it's very simple, middle to top, food and clothing are worry-free, and you can't touch the messy things at the bottom, but the real bloody wind at the top is not able to touch, so it forms a comic comparison similar to Bai Zuo.

Chen has seen a lot in college, and all of them are typical white left specimens, that is, the kind of people who have not really experienced the cruelty of society, and they don't understand what is real

ich, and then live in your own world as a matter of course.

Wearing tens of thousands of shoes, I thought I was a petty bourgeoisie, drinking Starbucks' pot water, I thought I had drawn a line between myself and the bottom, and I felt that I had understood the true meaning of life when I called the West to fool people with "equal rights".

As everyone knows, people who move bricks are smarter than them.

And it's a bit difficult to deal with this kind of person, after all, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.

It is a sad thing that a university that cultivates cutting-edge talents should cultivate such a thing, which is really a misfortune for the country and the nation!

But when I think about it, isn't this a kind of luck? Not everyone in society is necessarily smart, right? If that's the case, humanity will be doomed.

Besides, how can a wise man be wit without a fool?

So there is still a need for these people to exist.

"At most, be careful when you go out in the future, since it is a continuous crime, there will definitely be victims, just wait and see." ”

Chen Hao blew out the candles, although he didn't have a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, he could still go to bed early and get up late.

Franklin also liked this kind of comfortable work and rest, and he was a little unaccustomed to it at first, but after a few days, he began to learn Chen Hao's enjoyment of doing nothing every day.

Nothing to say all night......

When Chen Hao woke up in the morning, he found that Ling'er's feet had reached into his mouth, God knows how this girl slept at night, her sleeping position was so ugly.

“...... Is it delicious?"

Franklin was embarrassed, his expression was indescribably subtle, he woke up earlier than Chen Hao, and naturally saw this funny scene.

"Hmm...... No taste. ”

Chen Hao also took a sip, but he didn't eat any excess taste, it was very light, as if there was a hint of goose down aroma.

I think there is no nylon relationship here, after all, there is no DuPont in the other world.

Ling'er also woke up at this moment, her abdomen was weak, and she was half of her body, staring at Chen Hao and the little feet in his mouth with pure eyes......

"Phew!"

Chen Hao spit out Ling'er's feet.

"Eh-bad times-"

Franklin, who was standing on the side, was unstable and fell directly to the ground.

If it were Erica, Chen might have been beaten into a pig's head, but Ling'er had a master-servant contract with him, so even if Chen was furious, she would not resist.

On the way to the cafeteria for breakfast, there was a bustling and crowded place that attracted Chen's attention.

"Yesterday's murder?"

Chen Hao glanced at Franklin.

"It should ...... Isn't it......"

Franklin didn't think it was yesterday, because the memory of the masses was about equal to that of a goldfish.

By the time Chen Hao and the others finished buying and returning early, the crowd had not yet dissipated, but was crowding more and more, and it looked like a stampede was about to happen.

"Go see?"

"What do you think?"

Franklin glanced at the crowd in horror, this squeezing in is afraid that it will not kill people!

Chen Hao pinched the walkie-talkie disapplausively.

"Little thing, shelling drones, in my direction. ”

Do you need to queue up? No, you can see it at a glance from drone aerial photography!

As an artificial intelligence little thing, he doesn't like to run outside, so Chen Hao went with her and let her stay in the tank to entertain herself.

"I'll take a look......"

The drone needs some fine-tuning to see what is written on the notice board because of the angle problem, and the focus is enlarged after adjustment, in short, it is a little troublesome, but the small things have been done for Chen Hao.

"Uh...... The daughter of the second prince...... Eh...... , this man's head, eh, I saw it...... Servant...... Looking for a bodyguard???joust?oh roar-"

Chen Hao turned over and over a few times, and finally read the first and second lines after letting the drone correct its position.

"What the hell is this second prince's daughter?"

"It's just that beautiful girl with pink hair and green eyes, very famous, and still a singer. ”

Franklin now understood why it was all men crowded over there......

"Don't tell me her name is Lux Klein. ”

"No, you're half right, her name is Lux Icarus. ”

Chen Hao: "............"

He sensed the deep malice of the world, what was this? a combination of some pink cut black and the scientific product of Sinapus?

"What are you doing?"

Franklin asked strangely when he saw Chen Hao's crying and laughing appearance.

"I'm trained not to laugh unless I'm particularly funny......"