Once upon a time there was a fat raccoon flower
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In the eyes of many people, Da Fat is a quiet, a little fatter than other cats in the compound, few people know that Da Fat was actually small and thin when he was a child.
Before raising fat, the old lady with gorgeous hair lived alone, although his son always wanted to take the old man over, but the old lady still preferred this compound where she had lived for decades, and also refused her son's suggestion to hire a nanny. One day, the old lady saw that someone in the courtyard had a cat, and she was invited back to her hometown to participate in a wedding banquet for the younger generations, so she planned to go back to her hometown to pick a cat cub to bring back, she still preferred the cat in her hometown.
The old lady's hometown is in this province, not too far from the city, every week there will be people from the hometown to come to the provincial capital to do business and transport goods, and naturally they will also come to visit the old lady, after all, some people can do business in the provincial capital or trust the relationship of the old lady, and the New Year's holidays must come and go. It happened that the female cat gave birth to a cub in the family, and I heard that the old lady wanted to catch a cat from her hometown to raise, so she immediately responded.
The old lady took the car arranged by her son back to her hometown, and only then did she know that there were a few younger generations to do happy events in the next month or so, although the blood relationship was a little far away, but the relationship between the older generation was there, some people enthusiastically retained, and the old lady also thought that it was too troublesome to go back and forth in the provincial capital of her hometown, so she simply decided to stay in her hometown for a month or two and then return to the provincial capital.
During this period, the old lady went to choose the cat, in fact, when the old lady passed, the litter of cats were more than a month old, and the strong and good-looking ones were ordered, but the family did not tell the old lady, only let the old lady choose, which one she liked. For that family, often go to the provincial capital to transport goods, the old lady must have a good relationship here, so, compared to others in the village, they want to please the old lady more, as long as the old lady picks the cat to be satisfied. As for the other people who had already come over and ordered cats, they didn't care much, wasn't it just a cat, and when the time came, they would say a few apologies and drink a drink, and the matter would be over.
It's just that the family didn't expect that the old lady had a hard time looking at the litter of kittens, and finally picked the youngest one. "This is only the last to be born, and I usually can't grab other cats and cubs, and I was born small, and I don't eat as much as other cats, so it's even more obvious this month." The man soothed the female cat and smoothed the hair, his female cat is an old cat, familiar with people, and does not run away when he sees people like other cats, that is, the neighbors come to see the kittens, the female cat will not care much, now after seeing the old lady who is born on the face, he is a little alert and uneasy, and the owner gives Shunshun Mao, and it is quiet again. "This one, I saw it at a glance." The old lady pointed to the cat cub that was obviously smaller than the one that was squeezed into the corner by the brothers and sisters. She picks a cat and looks at the edge of her eyes, and when she likes it, she decides it.
The host wanted to persuade her, but seeing that the old lady had made up her mind, she didn't say more. This litter of kittens has been ordered four of them, and his family plans to keep another one for himself, as for the youngest one, he was going to sell it when he grows up, but he didn't expect to be looked down upon by the old lady.
A week later, the family sent the cat to the old lady, the cat cub was almost two months old, and in the past few days people have gone to pick up the cats, and there are only two left in the cat kennel, and now the youngest is sent over, and only the one that is intended to be left in the cat kennel is left.
As for the name, the people in the village rarely come up with a name for the cat, and there is little advice in this regard. The old lady saw that the kitten was thin and small, so she named it "Big Fat", hoping that the kitten would grow bigger and stronger in the future. "Big fat!" The old lady held the big fat with both hands and shouted her name a few times.
The two-month-old fat man who was held in the palm of his hand shook his shriveled little body, and looked at the old lady in front of him pitifully with his eyes, and his cry was not loud, which was much weaker than other kittens.
I went back to the provincial city for a few months, and my big fat body was good, and I was not as shriveled up as when I was a child, and I was taken by the old lady to live in the military compound every month, and I also came into contact with more new things.
The big fat is very sticky to the old lady, she doesn't have to be tied with a leash, she doesn't usually run much, and she doesn't run around the house with the same energy as other cats, which is a minority in cats.
However, even though Big Fat is much quieter than other cats, he is a cat after all.
Every cat will pay a price for their own hand debt, and the price of big fat is to form an indissoluble bond with instant noodles.
Once the old lady took the big fat to live with her son, the old lady was pulled out of the door by a friend to chat, the big fat in the house was unattended, it walked around the house, and then climbed up along the table leg and looked at the things on the table. There wasn't much on the table, except for a cup and only a bag of instant noodles sitting there.
Big Fat stared at the bag of instant noodles for half a minute, but he couldn't help but go over and raise his paw to touch it.
The sound made by the outer packaging bag of instant noodles made Da Fat very curious, and he couldn't satisfy his curiosity just by touching it, so he walked up and stepped on it several times.
Click!
A sound different from that of the instant noodle packaging bag made the big fat stomp pause, and after that, the step became more jubilant. Although you can't hear that "click" sound every time, you can still hear it many times.
So, when the big fat cat father entered the house, he saw the big fat squatting on the instant noodles, and the two front paws were still stepping on the edge of the instant noodles, and the sound of the noodles inside being trampled on and broken could be heard all the time.
When the fat cat father opened the instant noodles, he found that there were a lot of crumbs on the edge of the dough inside, after all, the fat is not too heavy now, and the dough is generally good, but a lot of small crumbs have been stepped on at the edge.
The next day, the big fat cat dad looked at the clean table before going out, then turned back to the house and took out a bag of instant noodles from the cardboard box in the corner, shook it to hear how many crumbs were in it, and then put the instant noodles on the table, the same position as yesterday. When he came back in the afternoon, he saw the big fat squatting on the instant noodles and napping. Picking up the big fat man, he picked up the bag of instant noodles and shook it, listening to the sound, he knew that there were much more crumbs than when he first took it out in the morning.
The big fat man who was still a little confused after being hugged from a nap looked at the person in front of him, and screamed twice in confusion.
Big Fat It Cat Daddy let go of instant noodles, bent his legs and lowered his eyes, his eyes were level with Big Fat, "You like to play with instant noodles, right?" ”
Big Fat yawned. "That's okay, I'll have you to squat in the future."
So, as long as the big fat was brought here by the old lady, he had to squat for instant noodles for a while, and then it developed into squatting later for doing something wrong.
There are a few retired military dogs in the compound here, and someone usually goes over to give them some simple training, and the retired military dogs are no longer in peak state, and these simple training are just to let them move.
I didn't think about it, the big fat cat father passed over on a whim. Fortunately, those military dogs were very obedient to orders and did not show aggression towards Big Fat. Big fat is not afraid, I don't know if the nerves are too thick, or if I was already bold, and after a few days of getting along, I still played with those few people.
Later, every time Big Fat was brought over, he would "play" with those military dogs, which was play for him, but in fact, he was trained with those dogs. Because of the cat's own advantages, it is very easy for it to cross obstacles or something, and it is no wonder that it should play in the first place.
Seeing that Big Fat has such a strong ability to accept, his cat father began to think about it again, and found someone to open a small stove to "teach" Big Fat, and did not force to reverse Big Fat's temperament, but just let Big Fat learn to stay away from some dangerous things, such as mouse traps, cat traps, etc. Many training tasks can not be as perfect as those military dogs, and sometimes they cause trouble, originally a few military dogs carried out training tasks well, because the big fat made a mistake, and the pace of several dogs was messed up. Fortunately, it didn't cause a lot of trouble, it didn't run around, and even if it did, it wouldn't run far, and after disappearing for a while, it would find a high ground and start calling people. Others won't say anything in the face of its cat daddy.
Cats will not obey orders as completely as dogs, and the people who train military dogs will not be as strict with him as military dogs.
Others think it doesn't matter, anyway, this cat is here to make soy sauce, just run and run, and no one will hit it if you make a mistake with training, it's very easy. But the old lady didn't, watching the big fat run and jump with those military dogs, the old lady was distressed, in the old lady's heart, the training of the army is very tired, and the military dogs are also tired.
So, even if the amount of exercise is not small, but the body shape of the big fat is still full, and it is taken to the veterinarian for examination, and people can't say why, only that it is probably the same as people, eating the same food, the same amount of exercise, it is fat and thin.
Big Fat has been taught to play Morse code games by his cat father since he was a child, and he can skillfully play some simple Morse code games, just like he understands those short instructions when he is training, and can repeat them according to the teachings. Of course, this can't compare to Black Charcoal and General, the more esoteric Morse code game, Big Fat can't accept it, after all, it's not as special as those two. Even so, in the eyes of many people, Big Fat is already considered the elite among cats.
It's just that as the days go by, the big fat is becoming more and more "rich", and in everyone's eyes, there is less of an elite flavor, whose elite will be a fat man?
In the first year of Da Fat's adoption by the old lady, the old lady took her family home to worship her ancestors for the New Year, and she also took Da Pang with her. On the night of returning to the village, Big Fat fought with two cats in the village who stole their own salted fish, or one against two, chasing and beating the two screams, the two cats did not dare to go to the door of the old house of the big fat family in a short time, even if the old lady left the old house of the old house with Big Fat, the two cats were only cautiously wandering in the distance after two weeks.
The family who gave the cat at the beginning looked at the big fat and wondered, how did you say that the smallest and thinnest one in the litter had become the strongest? Stronger than its brothers and sisters, look at the fierceness of the fight two days ago, and then think about the village boss Wang's cat was crushed to the ground and bitten and screamed, tsk!
Maybe it was because he was robbed of food by his brothers and sisters when he was a child, and when he grew up, he was particularly protective of food, and in the East District compound, the sheriff and Ah Huang never went to grab the big fat food, and they couldn't beat it, and they didn't dare to rob it. Once a cat from the West District compound came over, and while the door of the balcony was open, Da Fat also followed the other three cats out for a walk, so he followed the smell to go in and steal food, and was caught by Da Fat who came back.
The big fat who was walking home slowly saw the moment Sparta, and rushed over at a speed that was far from the fat body and pressed the cat to the ground and bite, biting the cat screaming, the cat finally broke free from the injury and escaped from the door, and the hair on the ears was bitten off a handful, and the big fat did not give up, and chased out of the door of the East Compound, and pressed the cat to bite a few times halfway. Since then, the cat has not even entered the door of the East Side compound, and he has avoided seeing Big Fat when he walks around the campus.
Although he protects his food, he doesn't eat indiscriminately, and rarely eats what others give, even if it is someone else in the compound, he may not give face.
In general, although Big Fat is not very friendly to other animals, it will not take the initiative to attack, unless it is robbed of food or encounters dangerous objects. Usually looks very harmless, at first glance it looks like a fluffy docile cat doll, some people say that the big fat is too inactive, there are other cats in the courtyard in front, and the big fat is like a slow little old man, much quieter than Ah Huang, but for the elderly, this is also an advantage, especially worry-free.
The balcony on the first floor of Building B in the East District Compound is the kind of cement guardrail, probably because of the first floor, the railing of the balcony of the big fat house is wider than that of the people upstairs, and usually puts two pots of flowers, sometimes the old lady will also take out the insoles and put them there to dry, but there is a special place on the railing that is reserved for the big fat, and the big fat always likes to squat in a fixed position. Someone once joked with an old lady, "Is it obsessive-compulsive disorder that you are fat?" The old lady smiled but said nothing.
Like a trained warrior, Big Fat stood guard in the same place on the balcony at the same time every day, squinting his eyes and looking a little confused and nonchalant, but his ears that turned from time to time at the slightest sound showed that he was alert.
The people in the compound also seem to be accustomed to seeing fat raccoon flowers squinting and squatting quietly on the balcony at a certain time. The children who walked in front of the building with a small schoolbag and sang "The sun shines in the sky" have changed to riding a bicycle in a hurry, or have gone out of the house to fight for the future farther away, but every time everyone goes home, when they pass by this building, they will still habitually look at the balcony on the first floor, and then say to the friends next to them: "Look, it's just big fat, and it has been squatting there since I was a child." ”
The summer wind blows with the rustle of leaves.
The old lady was making cold cakes in the kitchen, planning to take them to her son's side tomorrow, and the grandson called yesterday and said that he wanted to eat them.
The big fat man who had just finished eating walked out of the room with his mouth pouted, and when he walked to the balcony, he looked at a relatively hidden corner of the balcony and didn't find the key, so he retracted his gaze, walked a few steps and squatted on the balcony floor to slowly lick his paws and wipe his face, and then jumped on the fence, squatted at its fixed site, squinted his eyes and took a nap.
There is a tree in front of the building, the leaves block the hot sun, and the big fat squatting there is just the shade, not too hot.
was squatting, and the big fat ears moved.
A Chihuahua chased the sheriff to this side, and the sheriff didn't look at the big fat, and ran past the front of the building with a whoosh, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, and it planned to take refuge in Xiaohua.
The Chihuahua, who hadn't caught the cat, looked around, and his eyes fell on the big fat man who was squatting on the balcony railing, and immediately bared his teeth and barked. "Woohoo Woo Woo!"
It is estimated that the puppies provoked by the sheriff have a sense of hostility towards cats, so they barked at him after seeing the big fat man squatting on the balcony with a "none of my business" look, but unfortunately the balcony was too high, and he couldn't reach it even if he jumped hard, so he could only bark, and there was no other way.
The big fat eyes opened a slit and looked down at the Chihuahua. If the enemy does not move, I will not move, and if the enemy moves, I will still be as stable as Mount Tai.
didn't blow up his hair or scream, and the big fat stared silently like this.
The little chihuahua below grew quieter, and then retreated, and then retreated, and screamed twice, and then left in ashes.
Seeing that the puppy was gone, Da Fat turned his head slowly, yawned, squinted and continued to nap.