Once upon a time there was a black cat sheriff

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The earliest famous cat in the Eastern District Compound was not the Jiao family's black coal, nor was it a "heavy and calm" big fat, nor was it Ah Huang's "Huang Gonggong", at that time, the four in the Eastern District had not yet been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but most of the children in the compound knew that there was a black cat sheriff in their yard.

One day, when a child who had just finished a painting interest group course returned to the compound, he saw an eight-month-old sheriff running in front of him with a mouse in his mouth, and when he got home, the child was in high spirits, and he didn't care about eating, giving full play to his artistic cells, and took out a crayon to draw a picture of "Sheriff Black Cat Bravely Catching Little Thieves", and later this painting was also taken to the competition, and later, regardless of whether it was the East District Compound or the West District Compound, even other elementary schools in the city knew that there was a black cat sheriff in the East District Compound of Chuhua University.

When writing essays in Chinese class, cats should be written, and more than half of the children who do not have cats at home are sheriffs.

At that time, the teachers of the attached elementary school just smiled, only when the children loved the "black cat sheriff" because of the cartoon, and did not pay too much attention to the cat, until one day many years later, the brave "black cat sheriff" who had been praised by many children became the school pet of Chuhua University, and the photos were all over the country, and several Chinese teachers gathered in the office to talk about it for an afternoon.

In the hearts of children and adults, the "black cat sheriff" is still brave.

For others, however, it's a different story.

Those who are familiar with the sheriff know that this cat has two characteristics: one is aggressive, it will not die when it fights, where it is put down, it will get up and recuperate and then run over there to fight; The other is that he has a special talent for language, and this cat and dog are very sexy.

It was once rumored that the sheriff and its owner had raised it as a dog since he was a child, and in this regard, the sheriff and its owner had to cry out for injustice.

The sheriff's language talent is innate, this guy has been curious about some "strange sounds" since he was a child, such as the sound of the washing machine running, such as the TV set on, such as musical instruments, such as the barking of other species other than cats, and when the sheriff and its owner noticed, the sheriff had already followed the little Jingba downstairs to play a game of picking up things, and there was an increasingly sophisticated dog voice. This kind of innate skill can't even be learned by the black cat of Professor Jiao's family, who is recognized as the smartest in the entire compound.

Someone in medicine has said that raising cats and dogs can lower blood pressure and reduce the risk of heart disease, and the strong proof of this is the big fat and small flowers, look at the old lady who raised the big fat, and then look at the old man Li who takes the St. Bernard dog Xiaohua out for a leisurely walk every day, all prove that this is indeed true.

But!

Sheriff, its owner doesn't feel that way!

When the sheriff was young, he was basically forcibly locked in the house, and at that time, he didn't have the ability to climb the high wall through the window, so the things in the house were the first to be harmed.

The sheriff and his owner can see all kinds of bad deeds every day when they come home, and when they have figured out their experience, when the family leaves, they will unplug the TV, the laundry will be fine, the refrigerator will not put anything, or just put some paper products, and the wardrobe will be locked......

The sheriff's mental state always oscillates between active and abnormally active, except for sleeping and eating time, he always has to do something to satisfy his over-exuberant curiosity, it touches everything that people use, and it is also curious about things that people don't use, and it is very curious about irons, and it only remembers after being burned by the iron once, but it is only a claw, and every time the sheriff and his cat mother irons clothes, it will still squat curiously to look at it.

When the sheriff grew up, he wanted to go out into the wild, and he couldn't close it, but the old people in the family were not people who liked to keep cats, and their generation didn't care so much about cats, and they were very casual.

After the sheriff walked in the compound, he liked to provoke the small dogs such as Chihua or Xiaojingba in the compound, and then jumped to a high place, barked at the dogs that had been provoked by it, and squatted down when he was tired, licked his paws, and watched with great interest the puppies barking angrily below but they couldn't help it, and then squinted and slumbered for sleep.

Every time the old man of the sheriff's house saw it flirting everywhere, he happily slapped his legs: Hey, I just like the little way it drags!

Someone once suggested taking the sheriff to surgery, like Ah Huang, Ah Huang has been more obedient and worry-free since the operation. It's a pity that the people in the sheriff's family can't agree on it, and in the end, it won't work.

As for the sheriff himself, he has nothing to worry about, he has someone to feed him on time at home, he can find some natural protein as a snack outside, and he can also find other cats to move his muscles and bones.

Although the sheriff always likes to provoke other cats and dogs in the compound, including Xiaohua and Niu Zhuangzhuang, there are two that he does not provoke, one is Da Fat and the other is Black Charcoal. It can't beat the former, and it's purely to provoke Big Fat to death, and it really makes Big Fat lose his temper, and the sheriff will definitely not be able to get any good. As for the latter, it's just one thing, and the other thing is that Black Carbon saved it, and besides, Black Carbon has a bad temper, and the sheriff will be beaten with a claw.

The sheriff likes them to act together, have fun, and don't worry about being bullied by other cats and dogs.

Later, a cat with yellow and white flowers came to the compound, and some people called it Peanut Candy. The sheriff had a fight with it, but he didn't win, and then he was taken by Black Charcoal and went to patrol the streets with Peanut Candy, this sheriff liked it, so, at the beginning, as long as he heard Peanut Candy screaming in the compound, it was more active than Black Charcoal.

It's just that later, Black Charcoal often ran away, and the sheriff himself went out with Peanut Candy a few times and then never followed. Peanut Candy grew stronger and stronger, and the fight became more and more powerful, so that as soon as Peanut Candy went out, other cats avoided it, and the sheriff couldn't find one to practice, which was very unhappy. Therefore, when Peanut Candy came to the compound to call his friends again, the sheriff didn't hear it, and then after Peanut Candy left, he went out to find the cat to fight or tease the little Jingba and Chihuahua in the compound.

Ten years later, the sheriff is no longer as always teasing the puppy as before, but he is still idle, half of the time in the compound, half of the time in the small flower garden, where there are his cats, and the little flower garden has his two dog friends. For the sheriff, every day is full of fun, and you can create your own fun without fun.

One day in June, the atmosphere in the compound was very strange, and the owners were also nervous, for fear that their cats would be abducted, Ah Huang was locked up at home, and there were no shadows of other cats in the compound.

It hadn't seen black charcoal for three days in a row, walked past the building, shouted twice, looked up, and didn't see a black cat's head poking out from the balcony on the fifth floor, only the big fat man squatting on the balcony on the first floor lifted his eyelids and glanced this way, and then continued to squat there with his eyes closed.

Seeing that Da Fat had no intention of moving, and he couldn't call other friends, the sheriff could only go out to have fun by himself.

After wandering twice around the woods of the compound, rolling in the grass a few times, grinding his paws, the sheriff saw a familiar object—not far from it, a brown thing on a low branch, and one after the other pewlets crawled out of it.

The brown thing on the branch is a praying mantis egg, and at this time, a small mantis that is almost flesh-colored comes out of it, relatively speaking, this mantis egg hatches a little late, and in some places on campus it hatches in May.

The sheriff has seen those little things, and he saw them in the small flower garden some time ago, and Old Man Lan didn't let it harm these little things. So the idle sheriff squatted in front of the low branch, tilted his head curiously to watch the little praying mantis hatch, and did not move his claws, but just looked, and the tip of his tail dangled.

I don't know how long I watched it, most of the little mantis had already hatched, the sheriff straightened his forearm, yawned, raised his paw and was about to lick it, when he suddenly found that a small mantis was crawling up along its forearm.

So, the idea of the sheriff licking his paws was put aside for a while, and instead he jumped up suddenly, and with a few difficult aerial flips, he jumped left and jumped forward and rolled back.

Two students who had come to visit their teachers in the compound passed by, and the man in the vest pointed to the sheriff and said to his companion, "Look, the school pet is getting nervous again." ”

The other person took one look, "I guess I found something interesting." ”

The newly hatched baby praying mantis is too small for them to notice here. "That's not for sure, I also saw it jumping on the lawn in front of our college last week, in order to study it, I also squatted next to it and held my mobile phone for nearly half an hour, I didn't see why it was so happy!" ”…… Is it playing tricks on you? "Who knows! I don't understand the world of snake spirits, anyway, in retrospect, I think I did something stupid, and the dean saw me doing this stupid thing! "The student in the vest had a bitter face, as if he had done something he regretted." …… Dean: Did he talk to you about life? "Nope." "That's fine." The old man just shook his head with his hands behind his back and said, "One upside down and one idiot"." Ma's, I had the heart to at that time. ””……”

The two students didn't come close to take a look, they felt that this was probably the same as a few days ago, and they didn't know what the school pet was smoking, and they mortals still didn't want to explore.

The sheriff has no idea that he's causing trouble to others, and he's now immersed in his own world and having a good time.

What stopped the sheriff was a dog barking. After hearing the dog barking, the sheriff immediately shifted his attention and looked towards the iron gate that had been closed in the compound, and there was a tabby earth dog standing on the other side of the door, and the earth tabby looked at Building B after barking at the sheriff, looked around, did not see the black cat, and turned his attention again.

The sheriff ran over, got out of the iron gate, and ran with the tabby dog Shunko to the small flower garden, and ran two steps and fluttered the flowers and plants next to him, rubbing twice on the grass. As he rubbed his back on the grass with his belly facing up, the sheriff swept over the old residential buildings in the courtyard bathed in sunlight and were covered with creepers, and his gaze lingered on the balcony on the fifth floor of Building B for a few seconds.

There are a lot of cats in the compound, disappearing and disappearing, and they are gone forever, and they can't find a shadow if they want to fight, so what about black charcoal?

Without black charcoal, none of the three cats would have moved together anymore.

Turned over, shook the grass clippings on his body, the sheriff walked towards the small flower garden, there is food over there at this point, sleep in the kennel when you are full and then go home, Ming'er slipped out and continued to run to the black charcoal downstairs!