001, the market is not good
Under the scorching sun, the sound of tinkling on a construction site on the outskirts of Yingtan City is endless, and it is very lively.
Liu Shuang waved the hammer and hit the iron nail for a while, watched the foreman Lao Zhang wander out, threw the hammer to the side, sat on the brick, took out a crumpled bag of seven dogs from the right pocket and pumped it up, squinting and admiring the soon-to-be-completed building.
Suddenly, there was a heavy kick on the buttocks, and a voice that seemed to be being pinched by the neck came from behind Liu Shuang and into his ears, "Half of today's salary will be deducted!" ”
Liu Shuang was full of excitement, and he slandered in his heart: "Damn, is this foreman Tuxingsun, his sister's, I just saw him go out!" He stood up immediately, smiled and quickly took out a pack of unopened Yellow Crane Tower from his left pocket, took out one and stuffed it into the foreman's fingers, respectfully lit the cigarette for the foreman, and said with a flattering smile: "Lao Zhang, don't, don't, don't!" You see, I've been busy all morning, so I'll take a break and smoke a cigarette in no time! It can't be delayed, ····· I have a wife and children to support in this family, and I will pay 100 yuan a day, and I will be busy in vain after deducting half of it! It seems to be the same thing, and with his messy hair and dirty T-shirt, this is a living image of the hard-working public.
The foreman Lao Zhang smoked the good cigarette handed over by Liu Shuang, and his face like a Buddha was still full of anger, without any sign of relenting. "Xiao Liu, I said that your attitude is not good, you are so slack off on the first day of work, how dare I use you."
With a ruthless heart, Liu Shuang stuffed the whole pack of cigarettes into Lao Zhang's hand, and reluctantly shook it twice, "Lao Zhang, look, I'll just smoke a cigarette with this, and I'll be fine right away!" ”
Lao Zhang's pleated face had sunshine at this time, and he patted Liu Shuang's shoulder with a smile, "The young man is very good, you have to do a good job!" Follow Lao Zhang and me, if you have a bite of meat, you can drink a mouthful of soup! You can't do such opportunistic things. Well done! Do a good job, it's easy to talk about wages. Lao Zhang clamped the briefcase under his armpit tightly and walked away in style.
Good ~ Dry! Liu Shuang looked at the chubby figure with painful eyes, carrying his beloved Yellow Crane Tower and walking farther and farther. Ay! The price is getting lower and lower, and now it has fallen to the point of selling his body. I want to ····· back then Bah! Think about the farts back then, let's solve this problem of food and clothing first!
"I bought a watch last year, I bought a watch last year!" The rough ringtone rang violently behind Liu Shuang's buttocks, and he took out his swarthy Nokia mobile phone from the pocket behind his buttocks, and when he looked at the number, Liu Shuang's face was happy, damn it, he can finally open again! Mix a few children first, and make a living first.
muttered a few words into the phone, and after a while, Liu Shuang scolded, "Is there any mistake, when did Lao Tzu become so cheap!" ”
The person on the other side of the phone seemed to say, now the market is like this, if you don't do it, I'll find someone else or something. Anyway, I only saw Liu Shuang grit his teeth, swallowed his saliva, and said, "I'll take it!" ”
Damn, it's okay if you don't take it! Lao Tzu was forced to sell his body here, although the fly is small, it is also meat!
······ It's night.
In the famous entertainment city of Yingtan City, the Tang Dynasty Entertainment Club, in a private room, a thin and weak middle-aged man, with a strange light in his eyes, put his hands up and down on the two delicate girls in his arms, and five or six strong men in black stood straight behind him, looking around without squinting.
Suddenly, there was a sound of glass breaking, and then a red brick went straight to the thin man's head with a comet's momentum, and those black-clothed bodyguards didn't have time to react, bang, the bricks knocked on the thin man's head with a precise guided blow, and a striking hole appeared in an instant, and the red and white ones came out of the hole, and they were suddenly colorful. The two girls covered their eyes and jumped and screamed.
In the distance, only a faint voice was heard, this filthy goods are worth a million, if it weren't for Lao Tzu being strong by life*, he wouldn't want to dirty this hand, hey! I still have to find a job, this fucking can't work, the market is going down!
The famous ** tycoon in Yingtan City was inexplicably killed by flying bricks, and it was under heavy protection, and it was outrageous that no one found the shadow of the assassin, and this news spread quickly.
Some old-fashioned fritters, you don't need to look at it to know who did it, flying bricks, except for the first-class obscene blood hidden estimates, no one will use it. The blood has disappeared to Yingtan City! Those who were at the top of the pyramid moved with their own thoughts, after all, the name Blood Yin was too loud in the killer world, and it was unusual for Blood Yin, who had been silent for three years, to reappear again.
Regardless of the turbulence in the outside world, I don't move like a mountain, Liu Shuang is lazy to take care of these, he is busy looking for a job.
A few days later.
The feeling of having Grandpa Mao in your pocket is cool! Liu Shuang kicked a pair of dirty flip-flops at his feet, put his hands in the pockets of his washed white denim shorts, and held a dog's tail grass in his mouth, smug himself wandering around the street, his eyes flying around the bodies of all kinds of beauties, looking up, and whistling twice from time to time.
On the day he received the remuneration for the mission, Liu Shuang happily bought two packs of seven dogs and solemnly handed them to the foreman, and said in a loud voice: "Xie Lu Xie Foreman has been vigorously cultivating in the past two days, without the foreman, there would be no me Liu Shuang today, a little gift to thank the foreman for his teachings, please don't shirk." The foreman who said something was inexplicable, and it seemed that he was here to thank him, but to thank him for sending two packs of seven dogs for five yuan, which is not clear and looks down on people! However, he is so cultivated, we have to be kind on the face, and the small shoes will be slowly worn for you in the future, as the saying goes, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!
"Xiao Liu, look at what you are doing so politely, these are all as they should be, young man! The most lacking thing is the opportunity, rest assured, follow Lao Zhang and me, and I will definitely not treat you badly. The earth-shattering sound of Lao Zhang's chest beating was guaranteed in front of Liu Shuang.
Liu Shuang shrunk his neck and coughed, "That, Lao Zhang!" I think you may be wrong about me, I'm here to resign, you pay me for these two days, and these two packs of seven dogs, phew! Seven wolves! I'm here to exchange for the pack of Yellow Crane Towers you took yesterday! ”
The color on Lao Zhang's face! Becoming so wonderful, he snorted and said something quite artistically like from between his teeth, "You young man really don't know what to do! ”
"That, foreman, wages, and, Yellow Crane Tower!" Liu Shuang reminded him neither humbly nor arrogantly, and he didn't know when there was an extra brick in his hand.
Lao Zhang's face turned from black to green, trembling and reluctantly took out a pack of Chinese from his pocket, unopened, and a few bright pictures of Grandpa Mao, "kindly" put it in Liu Shuang's palm, and gently patted Liu Shuang's shoulder.
Thinking of this scene, Liu Shuang couldn't help but want to laugh and laugh loudly. When he was shopping, he suddenly remembered this, and as a result, he saw a bearded strange Shuli kicking a flip-flop with a stick of grass in his mouth, and there a person laughed.
The people who went shopping looked at Liu Shuang sideways and went around to the side, and even well-meaning people had already called the psychiatric hospital. "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. See! Blame Shu Li! A childish and cute little girl pulled his mother's skirt and pointed at Liu Shuang and shouted.
Liu Shuang suddenly felt embarrassed, what's wrong with this world, why is it that even such a young child is to blame Shu Li! Looking at that cute little girl, Liu Shuang had to sigh that when he was crazy, the entire world was also crazy.
Ay! Brother should be low-key, low-key, find a job first!