Chapter 3: Pranks

Ren Xiaotian first walked behind the door silently and pressed his body against the door. Then, quietly, he unlocked the door again. Because there was a body against the door, for a while, the people outside the door did not notice that the door lock had been quietly opened, and they were still pushing the door with all their strength.

"Open the door, open the door!" Ji Shengli was still shouting loudly.

After the preparations were made, the corners of Ren Xiaotian's mouth showed a wicked smile. He didn't make any moves, just suddenly pulled back and stood aside against the wall, even if he completed the whole process of making a break, it could be regarded as his first counterattack in more than two years.

It didn't matter if Ren Xiaotian withdrew, the entire door suddenly lost the force to block it, and under the effect of the force outside the door, of course, it was opened violently.

Ji Shengli only slammed the door with all his might, who would have thought that there would be such a sudden situation, and he was stunned for a while. With the sudden opening of the door, Ji Shengli, who was leaning on the door panel, rushed into the room like a cannonball.

Although I found that the situation was wrong, I could still stop my footsteps. Ji Shengli stumbled forward, and suddenly threw himself on the bed directly opposite the door.

Because the momentum was too great, Ji Shengli didn't know where it hit, and he couldn't get up for a while, just lying on the bed, crying 'ouch, ouch'.

At this time, the onlookers, who had been holding back their laughter just now, finally couldn't bear it anymore and burst into laughter. When everyone laughed, Ren Xiaotian, the culprit of this prank, had already taken the opportunity of everyone's attention to focus on the room and quietly slipped out of the room.

Ren Xiaoangel vigorously covered his mouth with his hand to prevent his laughter from attracting everyone's onlookers. He was secretly happy in his heart, it was so cool, he had enough of this sassy in the past few years, and today he let himself taste such a refreshing taste.

There are not a few people laughing in the courtyard, as for whether there are people who have the same thoughts as Ren Xiaotian, it is unknown. Fortunately, a middle-aged policeman with an honest face stepped forward. He is the instructor Han Qiguo.

Seeing that the director made such a big joke, as an instructor, of course, he couldn't ignore it. He ran into the room with a smile, reached out to help Ji Shengli up from the bed, and asked with concern, "Director, how is it?" Did you break anything? ”

Han Qiguo came forward this time, there was a chubby policeman with small eyes, and his movements were not slow, so he quickly ran into the room. Of course, he is the sycophant spirit Xin Haoxiang in Cheng Xue's import.

Xin Haoxiang held Director Ji's other arm, and said a little flatteringly: "Director, where did you fall?" Do you want to go to the hospital to have a look, my wife's uncle is the director of the orthopedic department of the hospital. This Ren Xiaotian is really unseemly, how can he treat the leader like this? This matter must be well educated, otherwise he will make trouble in heaven. ”

"Xin Haoxiang, don't be chirping there all the time, take the director for a walk first, and see if there is anything inappropriate." Instructor Han was impatient with the fat policeman's rambling and unceremoniously interrupted him.

Han Qiguo thought well, things are already very troublesome, why do you bother to stir up trouble here. It's like this, the director and the police have a discordant quarrel, and I don't know how to end the road.

Director Ji 'hummed, hummed' for a long time before he could be regarded as 'humming' out of his voice. He wailed, "Oh, my mother, I'm hurting to death." What about the little bunny? I'm going to have to get out of this breath today. Instructor Han, I can say ugly things in front, don't persuade me today, I won't give anyone face, I have to clean up this little rabbit cub. ”

With the scolding, his eyes also scanned around the room a few times. I was disappointed that I couldn't find the person who made him vent. He had to support his waist with one hand and ran forward with difficulty.

When he ran like this, he even attracted a 'snort, snort' laughter.

It turned out that this season's director not only had a large piece of skin scratched on his face, but even the white sweatshirt had become a little gray, and there were two small holes. As for the banana fan in his hand, he didn't know where he had lost it.

Seeing such a scene, instructor Han Qiguo was even more distressed in his heart. He knew that Ji Shengli's appearance today was big enough. If this continues, today's trouble will not be easy to solve!

After Xin Haoxiang understood the reason for everyone's laughter, he hurriedly rushed forward and helped Ji Shengli pat the dust on his body. I don't know if my hands and feet are a little heavier, or if I happened to photograph Director Ji's painful place.

"Oh, my mother, are you doing the fucking of me?" With Ji Shengli's angry scolding, he only heard a 'snap', and a slap directly hit Xin Haoxiang's chubby face.

Cheng Xuejin, who was standing next to watch the excitement, had a smile on his face, and he was secretly shouting in his heart: "Sycophant, you slapped the horse's ass on the horse's feet now!" Deserve. ”

Xin Haoxiang covered his slightly red and swollen mouth with one hand, and at the same time complained bitterly in his heart: "My mother, these days, why is there always someone who wants to slap me?" Is it really because I have a little more meat in my mouth? ”

"Ren Xiaotian, I see where you are running! You stinky boy, I can't spare you today. After seeing that he had beaten his cronies by mistake, Ji Shengli was even more annoyed. He didn't bother to apologize to his subordinates, but kept cursing Ren Xiaotian, who was disrespectful to the leader.

"Director Ji, don't be angry with children. Go back to the office first, and it's never too late to talk about it. "Fortunately, the instructor named Han Qiguo has a good temper, and he is always working hard to persuade and resolve.

After the instructor's persuasion for a long time, Director Ji's anger finally subsided, and he slowly stopped cursing. With the support of Instructor Han and Xin Haoxiang, he walked out of the duty room with difficulty.

"Go away, go away, everyone go and do their own business, what are you doing at the door?" The instructor's idea is that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and of course he doesn't want the people to gather around here, watching the jokes of the police fighting with each other in the station, and he doesn't want people to watch the ugliness of the director.

As soon as he left the room, he immediately and unceremoniously expelled the people who were watching the excitement. This drive was not tight, and with the coaxing of the onlookers, Ren Xiaotian, who was standing behind the crowd and watching the excitement, was suddenly exposed.

At that time, there was no bathroom in the room, so if you wanted to solve the problem of physiological excretion, you had to go to the public toilet in the hospital. After this kid went to the toilet to 'sing', the original resentment also diverged a lot.

Ren Xiaotian also knew that his counterattack today was a little stronger, and Ji Shengli would definitely not give up, looking at the way his eyes kept blinking, he was obviously planning how to deal with the aftermath in his mind.

With such thoughts, Ren Xiaotian certainly didn't want to rush back to the duty room again. As soon as they meet, they will definitely have a head-on confrontation with this top boss. Since this is the case, he also hid to the side with a smile and watched the farce he concocted.

"Okay, you stinky boy, do you want to run away when you get into trouble? If you don't run, I don't believe you can run to the sky. You just ran into the hole, and Lao Tzu will find you out today. Ji Shengli scolded.

Seeing that Ren Xiaotian, who made himself ugly, showed his figure, Director Ji was not angry. When people are angry, of course, they don't pay attention to the words they say.

Young people will always have their own backscales, and they were still thinking about how to avoid frontal conflicts, avoid further escalation of contradictions, and wait for Ren Xiaotian, who had a perfect plan and then a comprehensive counterattack, when he heard Ji Shengli scolding like this, he immediately became angry.

He shot back, "Bah, bah, bah, it stinks." What kind of uneducated people are this, their own chickens are not turned off, they are released to poop and pee everywhere, pollute the air everywhere, and beware of contagion of bird flu. ”

As soon as Instructor Han heard Director Ji's swear words, he immediately knew that things were not good. He is very familiar with Ren Xiaotian's temperament. In the past, young people might have endured it and said nothing, and the matter would have ended. can even persuade Ren Xiaotian to say hello to the director, so that the leader can have a good step.

Since the assassination, although there have been no major conflicts, Instructor Han can see that Ren Xiaotian's personality has fundamentally changed. The kind of Ren Xiaotian who endured humiliation and burdens in the past has long been gone.

Take what happened just now, resting on Ren Xiaotian in the past, it is impossible to do such a bad behavior in secret, let alone make Ji Shengli have such a big appearance.

At this time, Ji Shengli's scolding can only add fuel to the fire and escalate the war. Ren Xiaotian didn't like his partner in the first place, and he just forcibly endured it in the past. I can't bear it now, so what will happen? The direct consequence can only be the tip of the needle against the wheat, and one will not let the other.

Besides, a dignified police station chief, in front of the public, is full of swear words, and it is not a proper system. His movements were not slow, and as soon as he heard Director Ji start scolding, he immediately pinched the other party's arm hard, suggesting that the other party pay attention to his image. It's just that no matter how fast he moves, he can't match Director Ji's speech, let alone Ren Xiaotian's reaction.

Director Ji is not a fool either, Instructor Han just squeezed his arm, and he immediately reacted. It's just that when he realized that his language was inappropriate, he couldn't stop the swear words that flowed down his mouth. If you want to remedy it, Ren Xiaotian's counterattack has already come to you.

It's hard to say dirty words, and for a while, Ji Shengli didn't know what to say, so anxious that he could only "you, you, you-" and let the word 'you' make a nest in his mouth. 'You' have been 'you' for a long time, and you haven't been able to come up with a word.

"What are you, don't you want to be my fifteenth year if you want to be in your first year of junior high school?" Ren Xiaotian, who doesn't let people care, don't eat him. didn't wait for Ji Shengli to make his words clear, so he unceremoniously pushed back.

In the end, he is the one who is the leader, Ji Shengli knows the swear words just now, and he has lost the moral high ground. His eyes kept rolling, trying to figure out how to turn defeat into victory