Chapter 2: Counterattack

A ray of sunlight shone obliquely in front of the bed, allowing people to see the young man's face clearly. Needless to say, this person is of course Ren Xiaotian, Ren Xiaotian who is ready to make a big difference. It's just that I don't know why he would do this for Lu, and why would he give people a handle for Lu?

Ren Xiaotian's sleeping posture is really a bit flattering. The legs were spread far apart, so that the huge point in the middle was fully visible. Wow, the standard is a pillar of optimus, showing all the majesty of manhood.

Ren Xiaotian's originally very handsome face also showed a bad smile in his sleep. Even with two thick eyebrows, there were soft ripples, as if they were smiling all the time.

The trace of disdain on the corners of his mouth added a trace of uninhibited color to Ren Xiaotian's sunny handsomeness. At a glance, you can see that this is not a master of how to live, but a character who wants to make a big difference.

'Bang, bang, bang-'Just when Ren Xiaotian was sleeping, a noisy knock on the door suddenly sounded.

The sound that sounded at the same time was a kind of cry similar to the rooster's 'oh oh' crow: "I'm going to die, okay, you Ren Xiaotian, what time is it, you're still standing in bed!" You have three minutes, and I'll get out of here. ”

The person who screamed was a middle-aged man, wearing a white old man's sweatshirt on his upper body, a pair of huge shorts that hung down to his knees, and a banana fan in his hand. While knocking violently on the door, the fan was still shaking.

This person, of course, is the director of Ji Shengli. After getting accurate information from Pi Leizhi, he has been secretly paying attention to Ren Xiaotian. It's been a few days, and I finally found Ren Xiaotian sleeping lazily this morning, and then I finally found a chance to make a move.

Since Ren Xiaotian was assassinated, Ji Shengli's shouting and scolding sounded in the police station for the first time. After a long time, everyone is still a little worried about Ji Shengli's scolding.

At this time, the shouts that had always shrouded Ren Xiaotian's head sounded again, and immediately attracted the attention of all the police. Whether it is a policeman who has something to do or a policeman who is idle and panicked, they are all paying attention to the movement in front of the door of the duty room.

Ren Xiaotian, who was sleeping in the house, was still immersed in his own dreams. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the occasional 'gee' laugh erupted.

Maybe it was because the knocking sound was too loud, Ren Xiaotian simply turned over, gathered his whole body in one place, covered his ears with his hands, like an ostrich, turned a deaf ear to the knocks and shouts outside the door, and continued to sleep.

"Ren Xiaotian, open the door, open the door quickly!" Ji Shengli shouted loudly.

Seeing that he had been shouting for so long, the people in the room did not react in the slightest, and Ji Shengli, who knocked on the door, was also angry. Not only was he scolding in his mouth, but he also increased the intensity in his hands, and later, the soles of his feet also had intimate contact with the door.

All of a sudden, the door panels were shaking, and the dust on the door frame was also falling straight down and falling on Ji Shengli's head. His annoyed appearance certainly attracted a lot of police officers and ordinary people who came to do business.

"Instructor, guess how long it will take for Xiaotian to open the door?" Standing at the door of the office and watching the lively Cheng Xuejin, he simply joked with the instructor Han Qiguo.

Han Qiguo felt that it was unseemly for the director's way of shouting. It's just because of the identity of the other party that it is not good to come forward to stop it.

Hearing Cheng Xuejin's gloating words, he replied angrily: "Laugh, you know that if you laugh, you will always make a big trouble, I don't think you all laugh or not!" ”

As soon as Cheng Xuejin heard that the wind was wrong, he hurriedly shrank his head and said, "What's the matter with me?" You see that the director has such a big energy, it is impossible to be free of trouble. Hey, instructor, you're just waiting to wipe your ass. ”

"This Ren Xiaotian is indeed a bit unusual, and he should be taught a good lesson." Xin Haoxiang, who was originally in the reception room, ran over and made up for it.

When Cheng Xuejin heard this, he immediately stinked and said, "Teach Ren Xiaotian, can you grow a piece of meat again?" Sycophants! ”

"What are you talking about? Could it be that the director knocked on the door, and it made sense for him not to open the door? Xin Haoxiang muttered unconvinced.

Cheng Xuejin continued to sneer and said: "Forget it, I think you should say a few words less, and think more about the lesson of the slap." ”

When Xin Haoxiang heard this, he immediately became annoyed and angry, and his face was as red as a monkey's ass. It's just that after thinking that after being beaten by a woman, I didn't even say a word of apology, and I felt very discouraged. After being so angry that he didn't say anything, he ran straight back to his office.

The strong knock on the door finally alarmed Ren Xiaotian in the house. He scrambled to his feet, frowned, then raised his hands together, put his fingers together, and then twisted his upper limbs, stretching a big lazy waist. Then, sit up straight and start your morning exercise.

He sat cross-legged with his feet crossed on his legs, his heart facing the sky, his eyes slightly closed, his chest and back pulled, his lips closed, his tongue against the roof of his mouth, and he breathed on his abdomen, as if he had entered a meditative state.

Something surprising happened. As if in an instant, Ren Xiaotian's entire body changed color. First it turned from fair to red, then orange, yellow, green, and then to cyan at its closest.

This also means that the night of meditation on the isolated island still made him gain a lot and finally made a breakthrough. Although the current cyan is still very light, after all, it is also a lot of progress.

Ren Xiaotian let out a long breath after letting the little mouse carry it inside his body for nine weeks. At this moment, the sound of knocking and scolding outside the door became louder and louder, and a trace of anger could not help but pass over his smiling face.

The sweet dream of being good is interrupted, and when you hear this kind of unnutritious scolding, no matter how good-tempered a person is, you will be dissatisfied. What's more, the other party has been a grandson for a few days, and today he showed his fox tail again.

Ren Xiaotian knew that the surnamed Ji finally couldn't stand it anymore and finally started to shoot. In this case, Young Master Ben will play with you well.

After he crooked the corners of his mouth wickedly, he casually chanted: "Who will realize the big dream first?" I know it all my life. The burrow has not slept enough, and the rooster crows outside the door. ”

Khan, Ren Xiaotian is really doing evil. This poem chanted by Ren Xiaotian was originally the opening sentence prepared by Luo Guanzhong, the author of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", for Zhuge Liang when Liu Bei visited the thatched house. The original poem was made by Luo Dashen Zhuge Liang, who had slept enough, and recited the poem when he woke up.

With such a radiant appearance, a wise and wise sage with an indifferent ambition and a quiet and far-reaching image suddenly appeared gorgeously. Such a pretending to be cool, of course, will bluff the three soil buns of Liu, Guan, and Zhang into throwing themselves to the ground, and from then on they will obey the words of Zhuge Dashen.

This poem, which was originally highly accomplished, was changed by Ren Xiaotian so nonsense, and replaced the original 'grass hall is asleep in spring, and the day outside the window is delayed', to 'not sleeping enough in the burrow, and the rooster crows outside the door', of course, it is unrecognizable.

If Mr. Luo is known about the heroic spirit under Jiuquan and discovers that his masterpiece has been adapted into this kind of poem by Ren Xiaotian, a strange person in later generations, will he be so angry that he will travel from ancient times to modern times to find Ren Xiaotian desperately, it is also a matter of maybe.

Ren Xiaotian originally did it intentionally, and of course the voice of the poem was not small. Coupled with a little internal force, of course, the people outside the house can hear it clearly.

After watching the lively police and ordinary people figure out the poetry, they wanted to laugh loudly, but they immediately covered their mouths. It's just that the look of wanting to laugh or not laughing is really uncomfortable.

Ji Shengli is most taboo for others to associate their surnames with chickens. At this time, when he heard that Ren Xiaotian had defied the world's condemnation and openly compared himself to a big rooster, of course, he was angry.

He slapped the fan in his hand on the door, and immediately scolded loudly: "Ren Xiaotian, you little rabbit cub, you dare to compare Lao Tzu to a rooster, I am not finished with you today." ”

After Ren Xiaotian finished chanting the limerick poem he made up, he knew that the people outside the house had been angered by him, but he still felt that he was still not happy, and he was still blinking his eyes and thinking about teasing Ji Shengli.

He continued to pretend that he had just woken up, and shouted loudly, "Who? What kind of uneducated guy comes to disturb people's dreams so early in the morning. Hmph, those who do things that lack virtue are going to sound thunder. ”

"Open the door, open the door quickly. Ren Xiaotian, you little rabbit cub, you are the uneducated guy, Lao Tzu is not finished with you today. The more angry Ji Shengli became, the sharper his voice became.

Ji Shengli, who knocked on the door, was already deeply enraged. At this time, not only did they use their hands and feet, but even their bodies leaned on the door panel, becoming a tool for knocking on the door. Since the whole weight was pressed against the door, the door panel was suddenly squeaked and screamed.

After Ren Xiaotian teased the person who knocked on the door, the grievances in his heart could have dissipated a few times. It's just that he was already getting dressed and getting up, and after hearing the other party scolding him for being a 'little rabbit cub', his face suddenly sank again.

Of course, he knew that the person who knocked on the door outside the door of Lu Dao was Ji Shengli, the head of the police station. Ever since he went to work at this police station, this person has been having trouble with himself. It can be said that he is trying his best to suppress himself.

Although he is working hard, he wears colored glasses. I can't see the grades, all I see is the problem. Even if you have made a great contribution to solving the case, you can strip the credit to others, leaving you with all your faults.

More than two years have passed, and I have always endured it like this, always wanting to move God one day.

Waiting and waiting, it seems that the more you wait, the more troublesome it becomes. Even the patrol that almost cost him his life was specially arranged by such a guy. I don't know what kind of relationship he has with the killer!

You see, you can call the door for an early sleep, isn't it tossing people! It seems that the tiger is not powerful, and people really treat me as a sick cat. Okay, it's better to pick the day than to hit the sun, and it's time for this young master to endure it anymore.

I was going to be ready to fight back, but since you want to take the initiative to jump out, then I will punish you for your behavior today, so that you don't always swatt flies on the tiger's head. Thinking about it like this, the bad smile on Ren Xiaotian's face resurfaced.

Ren Xiaotian didn't say anything to fight back at Ji Shengli, but quietly put on his slippers and stood on the ground silently.

Then, Ren Xiaotian tiptoed towards the door again. Seeing the way he was smiling, I don't know what tricky and weird ideas Lu Dao came up with.