Chapter 4 (Rebuilt), the slave family really loves him to death!

The breeze rushed out of the restaurant and out into the street.

accidentally bumped into a chubby aunt and knocked out the vegetable basket in someone's hand.

Xiao Feng quickly picked up the basket from the ground, and threw the radishes, greens, and a big live fish that was still blinking back into the basket.

"You young man, what's the matter? How do you walk down the aisle and look at the sky? The fat aunt was a little annoyed.

However, after she saw Xiaofeng's face clearly, she was still stunned.

"Oh, it's not a young man, it's a little girl. Oh, how can the girl's family be the same as the boy now? Your hair is cut so short, your clothes are so plain, you still wear this hat, and you walk in a hurry? ”

This is not the first time Xiaofeng has been regarded as a girl.

Who told him to look like this? Even if you wear men's clothes, you will be mistaken for "Brother Chun" to go shopping.

Xiao Feng was not in the mood to think about this, so he immediately ran wildly.

Behind, the guys, wielding sticks, also chased after them.

As soon as the fat aunt got up, she was hit by this group of guys and fell to the ground.

Her basket was knocked off again.

The live fish flew out of the basket again, and hit her head just on the head, giving her a "hot kiss" to her mouth.

"You guys killed these days, the old lady didn't provoke you, why did you hit the old lady again?" The fat aunt couldn't stand it anymore, sat on the ground, and howled with a handful of snot and tears.

However, where these people care about her, she has long been gone.

"Phew, phew! A group of little bastards, if the old lady was a few years younger, if she hadn't married my useless dead man, she wouldn't have to go to the street to buy groceries, and she wouldn't have been bullied by you little deflated people! Oh my God! ”

Several passers-by gathered around, pointing and discussing.

"What to see, what to see, haven't you ever seen a woman? You bunch of a**! The fat aunt turned from crying to anger, and her eyes widened as she looked at the good deeds around her.

The audience shook their heads and dispersed.

Suddenly, the fat aunt felt something in her ear. When I looked up, it was actually a tissue.

"Rub!" A voice rang in her ears.

She looked up and saw a tall boy in his 20s standing in front of her.

I saw this person, with handsome eyebrows, a straight nose and a square mouth, wearing a set of white sportswear, and a pair of "Love Tick" God of War running shoes under his feet, with a standard and well-proportioned body, he is really a handsome guy.

The handsome guy was holding a pack of tissues in his hand and handed it to her.

Later, he also half-squatted down and looked at the fat aunt.

"Rub!" , but he only seems to say that. He looked serious, and the corners of his mouth were closed.

The fat aunt took the tissue and pretended to wipe the tears that were not there at all.

Only the snot really came out, but it was because she had eaten too much breakfast and was slammed, and the good things that had just been eaten for a long time rushed up and irritated the nasal mucosa, which flowed out at an inopportune time.

"Xie Lu Xie, Xie Lu Xie little brother." The fat aunt took a peek at this handsome guy while wiping a tissue.

Wow, that's handsome.

Oh, if I were ten years younger, if I had the small body I used to have, I would have chased this little handsome guy a long time ago. The fat aunt was imagining over there.

"Who hit you?" The handsome guy is still expressionless.

It's so handsome, even his face is so cool, the slave family really loves him to death. The fat aunt looked at this handsome guy intently.

"What, don't speak? If you don't say it, forget it. The handsome man looked at the fat woman and was about to stand up.

"No, don't go." The fat aunt blinked her fat eyelids, "It's a young man, a young man from McDekey." ”

"Chickens for sale? Who sells chickens? The handsome guy was stunned.

"You don't know what to do with McDeki? Well, there it is. The fat aunt pointed to the "McDeki" restaurant diagonally behind.

This "Maidage" restaurant is exactly where Xiaofeng works.

When Xiaofeng ran out just now, he was still wearing "McDeki" overalls and a "McDeki" work cap.

"Okay, I got it. Where did he go? "The handsome guy finally understood.

"Right ahead." The fat aunt pointed in the direction where Xiaofeng and the group were going.

There is the "My Horse" supermarket.

The handsome guy stood up, turned his head and walked in that direction.

"Handsome guy, handsome guy, don't go." The fat aunt finally had a spring, "Why don't you leave a name." ”

However, the handsome guy did not look back, and his back quickly disappeared into the flow of people.

Only the fat aunt was left there, "So handsome, really handsome!" ”

Xiaofeng was already running to the door of the "My Horse" supermarket.

Xiaofeng understands that as long as he squeezes into the supermarket, these guys can't find themselves.

But there are too many parking and stalls here, and I can't run past the door of the supermarket when I look at the door in front of me.

The pursuers behind were about to catch up.

Xiaofeng saw a path next to him and ran in.

But when I ran in, I realized that it was a dead end.

There is a large garbage can on the side of the road, just enough for one person.

Xiaofeng opened the lid of the trash can and saw that the bucket was empty.

There were footsteps outside, it was the sound of running, it must have been the group of people coming.

Xiao Feng had a quick idea, and simply jumped into the trash can and closed the lid.

Although the barrel was empty, there was still a strong stench inside, and the smoke made the wind sneeze.

Suddenly, Xiaofeng heard the sound of someone walking outside, and he quickly pinched his nose, not daring to make a sound.

"Boss, why is that kid gone all of a sudden?" Sure enough, it was the voice of one of the little rascals.

"Impossible. I saw him running here just now, why didn't he disappear? This voice, Xiao Feng will never forget in his life, is the voice of the beard.

"Smack, smack", that's the sound of the sticks in the hands of these people swinging randomly.

With a "bang", a stick was smashed on the trash can where Xiaofeng was hiding, which made Xiaofeng's scalp tingle.

This trash can is only plastic, how can it withstand such a knock? If you keep knocking it down, I'm afraid you'll break the trash can.

Xiaofeng didn't dare to come out, so he had to meditate there.

"Nan Wu Amitabha, Buddha bless, bless me, I don't want to die."

Xiaofeng's mother is a very devout Buddhist, and she will go to the temple to burn incense on the first and fifteenth days of the new year, and by the way, she will also take this pair of dragon and phoenix twins.

Sister Xiaoyun doesn't care, she just thinks she is traveling to the temple, and she also helps her mother light incense and burn some paper money.

And Xiaofeng didn't believe in this at all, he just liked to look at the beautiful eyebrows in the temple who came to burn incense.

When I see a big beauty or a little beauty, Xiaofeng has to come up and take a closer look at others. If the other party was suspicious, Xiaofeng quickly pretended to be worshipping the Buddha, and then closed his eyes, but not really closed, but exposed a small slit and peeked at them.

Even, Xiaofeng wanted to imitate Tang Bohu and order an autumn fragrance.

However, it has not been satisfactory.

Of course, more often than noticing, those beauties didn't notice that this beautiful "tomboy" was really a real man.

For the sake of his beautiful face like a good woman, Xiaofeng has indeed been misunderstood.

Today, Xiaofeng suffered, he really begged for the heavens and the earth, so he had to temporarily pick up the Buddha's feet.

Alas, he was too unreligious at the beginning, and he actually moved those evil thoughts in a pure place like the temple.

Retribution, retribution!

The men knocked a few times, but found nothing.

"Big brother, let's take a look elsewhere." One guy said.

"Okay, let's go over there." It's the sound of a beard.

Footsteps sounded, slowly getting farther and farther away.

After waiting for a long time, Xiao Feng lifted the lid of the bucket on his head and looked through a thin slit.

After making sure that the people were far away, he slowly crawled out of it.

After shaking the few remaining vegetable leaves on his body, Xiao Feng spat fiercely.

"Suffocate Lao Tzu to death, Xiong Er, you are too ruthless, Lao Tzu, don't I just owe you a thousand yuan? As for finding a killer to kill me? Wang Ba Lamb, wait for Lao Tzu to go back and slaughter you! ”

Cursing, Xiaofeng left the place.

I couldn't go back to the restaurant, so Xiaofeng had to wander around.

Walking out of the alley, Xiaofeng suddenly stopped.

Just outside the mouth of the alley, there is a banyan tree, and under the shade of the tree, there is actually a fortune-telling stall.

There was a middle-aged man in a straw hat, sunglasses, and a goatee, shouting there.

"Fortune telling, calculate where you were born 500 years ago, what the causes were in your previous life, and where you will be reincarnated in 500 years and where you will go. Fortune telling, fortune telling, eight characters, divination, zodiac, constellation, all count. ”

In front of him was a cloth with various fortune-telling books and a tube with bamboo sticks.

Interesting, the average fortune teller only counts your life, but this guy can actually count 500 years and 500 years. You think you're a god?

Xiaofeng decided to play a trick on him.

"Fortune teller, how much do you count once?"

The man looked up, his face could not be seen clearly from behind his sunglasses, and his hand reached out, as if touching something.

It turned out to be a blind man.

For what fortune tellers, most of them are blind?

Perhaps, they know too much about the Tao.

"Do you want to do the eight characters or do you want to divination?"

"How do you count the eight characters? How is divination calculated? ”

"The words of eight characters are to report the date and hour of your birth, and I will tell you your fortune, which can calculate the fate of your life, and you can also count your good fortune. Divination, that is, if you have doubts about a matter, I will give you a hexagram, look at your hexagrams, and help you solve your doubts. ”

"How much does it cost?"

"Eight characters, one hundred at a time. As for the fortune telling, it only takes fifty at a time. Which do you count? ”

Xiaofeng thought for a while and said, "It's still eight characters, it's only a hundred in a lifetime, and if you count a hexagram, it will cost fifty for one thing." It's still a good deal. ”

"Hehe, it's still this brother who is smart. Okay, then I'll give you a count. ”

Clever? Xiaofeng almost laughed, such a simple answer to arithmetic problems, even fools understand.

"Brother, report your birthday. It is the year, month, day, and time of your birth. ”

Xiaofeng honestly reported his birth date and day.

"Oh, brother, your life is good, it's unspeakably expensive." The blind fortune teller pinched his fingers and took a breath.

, I expected you to have this trick, or I would have said, "Brother Tai, recently, you have a bloody disaster." Or you are "unspeakably expensive".

"How so? Am I really expensive? Xiao Feng smiled, shook his head, and looked at the blind man.

"That's right, you are called 'riding a tiger's back' character, and those who have this personality are either leaders or rich people."

"Oh, so I can be president of the country, or president or something?" Xiaofeng deliberately pretended to be very happy.

In fact, he was scolding this blind man in his heart, grandma's, if he wants to cheat money, he doesn't look anywhere? What kind of leader, what kind of rich man will you meet in this place? Lao Tzu is very poor now, and he has no money.

"Hehe, that's not what I said. However, little brother, a person with this kind of personality must be extraordinary in a certain aspect. For example, in the unit, be a leader; In the industry, be the boss; Open a company and be a boss; Like me, the fortune teller is the emperor of the fortune teller. "This blind man is very dedicated, doing a line of love.

Xiaofeng thought to himself, if you just say that I am a beggar, I can also be a beggar leader. Lao Tzu didn't want to be "Hong Qigong" or "Su Qi'er", so he went out.

However, Xiaofeng still looked at the blind man with a smile.

This smiling face, fortunately, this fortune teller is a blind man, if a clear-eyed person sees it, do you think which beauty is smiling at herself affectionately?

"Really? So, I'm going to have a lot of money in the future? Xiaofeng asked.

"That's natural, it's expensive, money, it's no problem. However, what about me here, it is not so easy to calculate the life of such a good nobleman as you, and only a hundred is too little. You are a nobleman, at least reward me with food, and give me twice as much. In this way, it is worthy of such a noble personality of yours. ”

Damn, you've finally revealed your evil nature.

Just one sentence, and you want me to give me a hundred more? Strangled.

"No problem." Xiaofeng was still full of spring breeze, and said affectionately, "As long as you calculate accurately." ”

"That's naturally accurate, and I've always been accurate when I open my iron mouth. If you can't count it, you'll smash my mess. ”

Smash your stall, you may close the stall tomorrow and go somewhere else to fool others?

Besides, in the past few years, more than ten years, and decades later, how do I know if you are accurate?

"But, alas!" Suddenly, the blind man sighed.

"What's wrong?" Xiaofeng asked.