Chapter 152, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by pigs!

"That's what you said? Didn't I force you to drill my crotch? Xiaofeng pointed to Chang Guangguang's nose and said.

"I often talk just a lot, of course it counts. Unlike some people, if they lose, they don't dare to call others 'aunt', but they learn to call birds. I see, the guy who can learn to call a bird is a birdman! Chang Guangguang raised his head, squinting at Xiao Feng, and his attitude was extremely arrogant.

"You!" Xiao Feng was annoyed, and the rumbling of qi in his chest came up again.

"What's wrong? If you're not a birdman, don't you learn how to call a bird? ”

The matter of learning to call a bird "coo" is already something that the whole class knows.

"Okay, if I can't become a great writer, I'll get under your crotch!" Xiaofeng said hatefully.

"No, I don't want to bet with you. Even if you lose, you won't keep your word. Chang Guangguang looked at Xiao Feng with contempt, "You are a person with no character." ”

"Of course my brother is a trustworthy man." Fat Pig also walked over, "I'm sure my brother will become a great writer." ”

"Zhu Xiaogang, don't be so affectionate as a brother, okay?" Chang Guangguang looked at the little fat pig and was annoyed, "You two look like this, you don't know what to do, and you still think you are a pair of friends." ”

Fat Pig was startled and hurriedly removed the hand that had just been placed on Xiao Feng's shoulder.

"Okay, stinky boy, I bet you'll be a poor ghost for the rest of your life, and you'll have no interest in your life. What to do as a writer? I think you might as well sell yourself and make ducks! Chang Guangguang cast a contemptuous look at Xiao Feng, and then turned his head and walked away triumphantly.

Xiao Feng's teeth clenched tightly, and his hands clenched into fists.

Damn Chang Guangguang, if I didn't want to cause trouble in the classroom anymore, I would have smashed you flat with one fist!

"Xiaofeng, don't worry about him, he's like that." At this time, Xiaoyu said.

Seeing that Xiaoyu seemed to sympathize with him, Xiaofeng's face finally turned cloudy.

"Sister Xiaoyu, do you believe that I can succeed?" Xiaofeng squinted his eyes again and looked at Xiaoyu with a smile.

"Whether you succeed or not depends not on what you say, but on what you do." Xiaoyu said indifferently, "Your sister writes books, I have read them, they write well, and the most rare thing is that she has been insisting on writing." If you really want to be a writer, then of course I'm going to support you. However, it's up to you to try. ”

Xiaoyu is also one of Xiaoyun's fans, however, Xiaoyu is not very keen on reading online novels, and only symbolically supports Xiaoyun out of friendship.

What Xiaoyu admires most is not the book written by Xiaoyun, but the spirit that Xiaoyun has never given up. It's been many months, and Xiaoyun is still writing and hasn't given up.

As long as she doesn't give up, there will be countless pairs of eyes watching her.

However, today Xiaofeng suddenly said that he was also going to write a book, which surprised Xiaoyu a lot.

I don't know what kind of medicine this kid has taken, why did he suddenly want to be motivated? Or was it a smoke bomb that he set off just to catch up with him?

Down-to-earth and low-key Xiaoyu believes more in what one person does, rather than what one person says.

This little wind who loves to talk hooligans, is what he says today also bragging as he said in the past?

This is not only Xiaoyu is suspicious, but Fat Pig is also suspicious.

Fat Pig secretly pulled Xiaofeng aside.

"Fat pig, what are you doing? Still so affectionate? Didn't you hear what Chang Guangguang said about us? Xiaofeng felt a little awkward.

"Whatever he says. I've got something to tell you. Fat Pig lowered his voice and asked Xiaofeng, "Brother, did you make an appointment with Manli?" ”

"What are you anxious about? Didn't you say a week, it's only a few days? Xiaofeng said, "Don't worry, I will definitely ask her out then, so it's okay, right?" ”

"Okay, I'll just wait a little longer. However, to be honest, I think Chang Guangguang is right, believe you, it is better to believe a pig. Fat Pig shook his head and said.

"What?" Xiaofeng was annoyed, "Fat pig, even you don't believe me?" ”

"Brother, you can't blame others. You've been dishonest many times, have you? You see, I asked you to make an appointment with Manli, and you didn't make an appointment. You lost the bet with Xiaoyu, and you still cheated. Oh, and ah, last time I asked you to buy me pork kidneys, and you didn't buy them. When have you ever spoken? Fat Pig muttered.

"Then, didn't I forget the last time I bought pork kidneys?" Xiaofeng was also a little embarrassed.

"Brother, I think you have to reflect on yourself. Didn't people say that details determine success or failure. Brother, if you keep forgetting this and forgetting, who will believe you in the future? Look at it, now the whole class says that you Lu Xiaofeng is a guy who only likes to talk big, doesn't do practical things, only loves to swear, and doesn't like to fulfill. Brother, it's time for you to change it. ”

The fat pig actually taught Xiaofeng a lesson, this guy is going against the sky?

"Fat pig, when is it your turn to teach me a lesson?" Xiao Feng was annoyed and angry, so he gave him a brain meltdown.

"Oops, it hurts!" The fat pig covered his head and shouted in pain, "Brother, why did you become the president of the United States?" ”

The country of rice is a country richer than the country of China, but this country, the people are fierce, especially like to meddle in things, love to be the big brother of the people of the world, and often fight war of words with the second Huaxia country.

The president of the United States, who is better than the secretary general of the United Nations, is like the word "rice", one horizontal and one vertical, and then stretches out his hand in all directions, which is very majestic.

"You're kind of a human being." Xiaofeng puffed up his chest proudly, "You mean, can I be the president of the United States?" ”

"I mean, you are just like the president of the United States, what you say is not a word, when people say something bad about you, you will raise your fist and beat someone."

Indeed, rice country often does not talk about words. If people are unhappy and say more about them, the president of this rice country will order to up to see if he is honest or not?

Back then, the little brother called "Easy Shell", because he didn't listen to Boss Mi's words, and said that Boss Mi didn't mean to speak, Boss Mi was angry, so he united with another eagle and beat him violently, and smashed this little brother to a pulp. But Boss Mi said: It makes sense for me to beat him, because this "shell" brother is making a "raw flower" weapon, which can bloom a flower like a mushroom cloud, which is a forbidden thing. However, in the end, I searched my little brother's house, but I didn't see this "raw flower" weapon, but I found a lot of peanuts, so that the soldiers of the rice country and the eagle country were all satisfied.

Seeing that he was making a fool of himself, the president of the United States simply changed his statement, he said: Although we did not find the "raw flower" weapon, but we found the "peanut", as long as the peanut is reversed, it will become a "raw flower" weapon.

This statement by the president of the United States immediately caused the price of peanuts in the international market to soar several times.

In particular, the one called Gouri Country imported a bunch of "peanuts" and said that he would also develop a "raw flower" weapon to deal with Huaxia Kingdom, which made the people of Huaxia Kingdom protest everywhere, resolutely resist the things of Gouri Country, and resolutely refuse to export peanuts to Gouri Country.

"How dare you compare me to a hooligan who beats people at every turn?" Xiaofeng was even more annoyed.

"Brother, if you have the ability, write a book, let's take a look, why are you always bragging over there?" Fat Pig said.

"How do you know that I can't write a book? I'll tell you, I'm done with this writer! ”

Unexpectedly, the fat pig also showed disdain. This look was as if he had seen a stray dog running past him with his head down.

"What do you see? Why, you also look down on my brother? Xiaofeng was a little panicked by the fat pig.

This year, it was really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by pigs? Even this fat man is starting to look down on me?

"Brother, why are you writing a book?" Fat Pig shook his head, "Really, you're such a stupid fork?" ”

"What's wrong? Is it bad to write a book? My sister also took the manuscript fee yesterday, 2,000 yuan? Isn't it exciting? Xiaofeng was in a hurry, so he simply shook out the matter of his sister taking the manuscript fee.

"Two thousand, well, that's a lot. How many months has your sister been writing? ”

"It's been about five months."

"How much did you get in total?"

Xiaofeng thought for a moment, "It's about three thousand five." ”

"It's been five months since I wrote it, and it's only three thousand five?" Fat Pig shook his head, "It's only seven hundred a month?" ”

"Seven hundred is good, I used to work in Madji, and it was only a thousand a month?" Xiaofeng asked in surprise.

"You, aren't you part-time there? Moreover, it's just walking around and doing it, and it's not tiring. But it's so tiring to write a book, and I'm tired all day long and my back hurts, so I took this money? Just this amount of money, you are envious to death? ”

Xiaofeng thought about it, too.

Since this sister wrote the book, she has been coding words almost every day. If you die in a month, the average is 700 yuan. It's really not a good deal.

"Brother, I'll tell you the truth. Your sister, if you keep writing, you will earn so much, and you won't be able to go up. ”

"Wouldn't it? You're kidding, I've met that evil god. Oh, you've met him too, do you remember? ”

"Oh, I remember, it's that guy." Fat Pig heard Xiaofeng say that the guy who threatened to call Xiaofeng was a great god who wrote books, "Don't listen to him blowing, he can earn more than one million a year, bragging, right?" ”

"I didn't believe it at first, but is he really a great god?" Xiaofeng said.

"Even if he is, do you know how many people write this book? There are a few people who can become gods, and there are very few! Most people are on their backs. Fat Pig said.

Seeing that Xiaofeng was silent, Fat Pig continued, "Don't believe it. I have a classmate, a classmate in elementary school, who is a full-time codeword, and it is said that he is also very good. However, he told me privately that he only earned a little more than 1,000 a month, which was not enough for his pocket money. He had to help deliver newspapers during the day. Delivering newspapers is 2,000 a month, which is much more than the income from writing books. This guy has a good face, he doesn't dare to tell the truth to others, he always likes to pretend to be big, only I know his details. ”

"Really?" Xiaofeng's heart was half cold.

"Of course it's true. Brother, I can't lie to you? I'm telling you, someone will become a great god, I believe. However, most of the code words have become cannon fodder. Fat Pig said, "If you don't believe it, you can write it for a few months, and then you will know the bitter truth." This work is not done by people! ”

"However, I read it on the Internet, and said that what is the name of the Yue family, and you can earn tens of millions a year?"

"Brother, that guy, can you compare? That guy votes for himself millions a year, what is it for? That's an investment! Brother, let me tell you, if you really want to write a book, it's okay. However, there are a few points that will be successful in writing a book, and you can listen to them. ”

"Tell me what points."

Xiao Feng had never listened to this fat man so carefully, and today was the first time he had ??????