Chapter 153, without it, it's very uncomfortable; With it, it's annoying.

"This is the first one, brother, can you have the talent of the three young people of the Yue family? I have also read the books of the three young people of the Yue family, it is indeed a wonderful pen, broad and profound. But how many such people can there be? I'm afraid it's one in a million, right? Brother, I'm not hitting you, do you have this talent? If you really want to have this talent, this Nubeier Literary Award is yours. Fat Pig said.

"Well, that's not true." Xiaofeng nodded.

In addition to telling some logical confusion and whimsical stories, where is there any literary talent?

"Okay, this one doesn't, it's okay. Second, you can also have super strong interpersonal relationships, connections, pay attention to this now. If you're a big celebrity, whatever garbage novel you write, someone will read it. You fart, it's all fragrant. ”

As he spoke, Fat Pig couldn't help but fart.

"Wow, it stinks, fat pig, what did you eat yesterday, it stinks?" Xiaofeng covered his nose and frowned.

"Hehe, I ate pork kidneys again yesterday. Recent kidney deficiency. Fat Pig grinned and smiled.

"If you have kidney deficiency, you will eat pork kidneys?" Xiaofeng shook his head, "Connections, I don't have any." If I have one, what other novels will I write? Come, the third. ”

"This is the last one, and you can't do it." Fat Pig Yile, "It's all about saying." ”

"Nothing? You are less here, you just say it! "The wind is in a hurry.

"The last thing is what you like the most, the things you hate the most, the things you need the most, and the things you don't get the most." Fat Pig deliberately sold Guanzi, "Without it, it's very uncomfortable." With it, it's annoying. ”

You're still playing lantern riddles with me, this pig's head?

Xiaofeng's eyes rolled, and Ha Lu smiled, "I know that I know that without her, it is very uncomfortable." With her, it's annoying, it must be a woman, right? ”

"Dizzy, brother, do you still need a woman to write a novel?" Fat Pig was really angry, "I'm talking about money, money, money!" ”

"It's money again! What does this money have to do with writing novels? Aren't these people who write novels all people who have no money? Xiaofeng was puzzled.

"What do you want? Do you think it's ancient times, and the poor show only wrote books and sold them for money? Fat Pig shook his head, "It's an online article now, you have no talent, you have no connections, and you don't have money, why are you writing on fire?" ”

"Then you say, how to write it? What's going on with all this money? ”

"Brother, it's very simple. You don't know that when you write books on the Internet, you praise others, and others praise you. My classmate secretly told me, bury yourself in writing, who cares about you? If you want someone to read your book and buy your book, you have to know how to spend money and know how to invest. ”

"Oh, I know, did you spend money to buy the editor and let the editor help you become popular?" Xiaofeng waved his hand, "That's not possible, I can't do this kind of thing." ”

"Who told you to pay for the editor?" Fat Pig said, "This online article, why do people give you money?" Don't you know that there is no free lunch in the world? You didn't give anyone money, how could they send you money? ”

There is no free lunch in the world, isn't this what Shi Wuxian said?

"Brother, let me tell you the truth, if you want people to know about you, be willing to read your books, and be willing to promote you, you must first support others, so that others can support you. However, it's useless for you to just read other people's books, you have to give money to others! Fat Pig said, "How can you support people if you don't have any money?" How do you develop your network? ”

What Fat Pig said sounds very reasonable.

"Brother, as long as you are a student who has no talent, no connections, and no half a dime, it's better not to write a book as soon as possible. If you don't believe it, you can try it, brother, if what I say is wrong, you will come and play my brain! Fat Pig said firmly.

"I don't believe it!" Xiaofeng shook his head, "I will definitely write a good book and let people send me money!" ”

"Okay, then you can give it a try!" Fat Pig also shook his head, "Brother, let me tell you, you won't last long." I said, if you are short of money, you should go back to Madki, it will be easy to work there and make money. Oh, and if you don't like going back, you can do something else. Then, the two of us have money, where are we going to play at night? You say that you, a good fortune will not be enjoyed, and you are so tired of learning others, coding words in front of the computer all day long, and you don't even have time to play at night, so you have to torture yourself like this? In this life, you still have to be happy in time! ”

After the fat pig left, Xiaofeng was still standing there in a daze, thinking about that question all day long.

That's right, just my poor dick, I don't have anything, why should I work so hard, be a codeword worker, and earn that little money? Why don't you take out the money in time to have fun?

Xiao Feng's heart began to shake again.

In the evening, when he returned home, Xiaofeng was surprised to find that there was an extra computer and a new computer in his room.

Xiaofeng called his sister, and when he asked, he realized that he said: It turned out that this computer was bought by his mother and sister for Xiaofeng.

This computer cost a total of 3,050 yuan, in addition to the necklace sold by my mother for 3,000 yuan, and my sister also subsidized 500.

"Little bastard, are you satisfied now?" My sister looked at the computer, then at Xiaofeng, and asked.

Xiao Fengzi looked at it carefully, "Alas, why is it a desktop computer?" Why not buy a notebook? ”

"You kid, it's good to have a computer, and you're still picking things up? I just didn't have class this afternoon, so I went to the supermarket with my mother, and saw that this computer was a prototype, and it was only 3,005 after the discount, so I bought you one. ”

"What? Prototype? Xiaofeng's eyes widened, "Sister, are you going to buy such a prototype with your mother and come back?" ”

"yes, it's not that the prototype costs more than 4,000. Laptops, all 5,000, can you afford to buy them? Xiaoyun said.

"Then, you might as well let me buy it myself, I'll find Fat Pig and ask him to help me buy an assembled notebook?" It's just more than 3,000? Xiaofeng said.

"When you buy an assembled machine, it is easy to break, and it is not easy to repair. Look, your computer is still a brand machine. ”

Xiaofeng took a look at the monitor, damn, it's still domestic.

Is there any good machine that can be bought in the supermarket? Isn't it all cabbage where it is sold with cabbage?

"It's good to buy it for you, so don't nag. Let me tell you, whoever spends the money has a say, and this money is bought by my mother and me, and we have a say. You'd better hurry up and give me the codeword. ”

Xiaofeng shook his head and thought: Bitter, I have no money, and I don't even have the right to speak.

"How do you write books on the Internet? I won't? ”

"I can't help you. Come, I'll teach you. Xiaoyun taught his younger brother how to write and post articles on the Internet.

This little thing is nothing to Xiaofeng. In just a few minutes, he mastered the basic operation methods.

"Alright, I'm going to codeword. Oh, by the way, Xiaofeng, have you figured out what to write? ”

"Write what? I haven't figured it out yet. Xiaofeng said.

"What? You haven't thought about it yet, you've been thinking about it for a day! Xiaoyun was annoyed.

"Sister, why don't you start writing first. When I want to write, when do I start again. ”

"What? Are you going to regret it? We said okay, you're going to start writing at the same time as me, huh? Okay, then I'll start writing it by myself, don't say it in the future, you're losing at the starting line again? ”

"Sister, don't worry, you write yours, I write mine. I'm telling you, I'm just going to let you run a little bit first, and I can still catch up with you. Don't forget, I'm a rabbit, and even if I take a nap, I can catch up with you. Xiaofeng smiled smugly.

"Alright then, you rabbit." Xiaoyun turned his head to leave.

Suddenly, she finally realized something, and when she looked back, her brother was snickering.

"Little bastard, I see. You're implying that I'm the turtle, aren't you? "Xiaoyun is angry, and he wants to chase Xiaofeng to fight.

Xiaofeng played hide and seek with her sister again.

"Sister, don't hit me!" Xiaofeng shouted.

"I'm an older sister, why can't I beat my younger brother?"

"You are a wife, how can you beat your husband? Ha Lu Ha! Xiaofeng grimaced at her sister.

"What? Who's your wife? What are you crazy about? Xiaoyun blushed with shame.

"yes, I'm going to be really crazy that day, aren't you really my wife? Ha Lu Ha! Xiao Feng Da Lang laughed.

"Bastard, you're still thinking about that day, forget about it before it's too late! Otherwise, I'm not done with you! Xiao Yun rushed up and hit Xiao Feng's arm fiercely.

Xiaofeng not only didn't dodge, but also grabbed his sister's hand.

"Little bastard, what are you doing? Let me go! Xiaoyun said annoyedly.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng hugged Xiao Yun in his arms, "Sister, don't say it, you haven't slept next to me these days, I really miss you!" ”

"What do you say?" Xiaoyun raised his head and looked at his younger brother in surprise.

"I'm serious." Xiaofeng looked at her sister very seriously.

Suddenly the two men stopped talking, looking at each other, at the exact same face.

Suddenly, Xiao Feng gently kissed Xiao Yun on the forehead, "Sister, I think it's nice to have you by my side!" ”

Xiaoyun's brain was suddenly stunned and blank.

She hung her head and simply leaned into Xiaofeng's arms.

The two of them leaned on each other like this, but they didn't say anything or do anything.

During these days, both the elder sister and the younger brother, although they are only separated by a wall, seem to have been away from each other for a long, long time, which is really strange.

Looking at her sister who was buried in her arms and only saw a flowing hair, Xiaofeng vaguely had a feeling that she couldn't explain or understand.

It was a very melancholy, I wanted to cry.

Could it be that two people were really a couple in their last life?

"Alright, little fool, stop crying." Xiao Feng's chest suddenly felt a little wet, it must be that her sister was crying in her arms.

He gently pushed Xiaoyun away, and sure enough, she burst into tears.

"Sister, why are you crying? Like your brother is leaving you? Xiaofeng looked at her sister.

"Who is crying? I, my eyes are dry, and if I want to find a handkerchief, I'll use your clothes as a handkerchief. Xiaoyun wiped away her tears and turned her tears into joy.

"Sister, I'll give you such a handkerchief for such a good clothes?"

"Hmph, just your ragged clothes, dirty and smelly, who is rare?" Xiaoyun pouted, "Okay, let's not talk about it, let's start coding words." ”

My sister went back to her room to code words, and Xiaofeng was also in front of the newly bought computer, stunned??????