In the warm applause of the students, Butterfly and Xia Yu walked out of the classroom.

Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "This."

What the hell is wrong, being whipped by others, but becoming a slave of the other party, obedient like a pet. ”

Butterfly said proudly: "This kind of ability is not for everyone. ”

Xia Yu said angrily: "Yes, you are the temperament of the ** queen." ”

The butterfly approached Xia Yu and whispered: "**I'm also very good at it, if you have an interest in this, I can completely satisfy it, whether it's **, or being ...... by**"

"......" Xia Yu's heart pounded when he heard it, and he was stunned for a moment before he quickly clarified, "Nonsense, I'm not interested." ”

The butterfly covered her mouth and smiled, but did not tease Xia Yu on this topic again.

Originally, the two of them went downstairs directly to the cafeteria, but Butterfly asked Xia Yu to wait, she hurriedly ran back to the office and took a big lunch box out.

Xia Yuqi said: "You still bring your own lunch box?" The school has special tableware for teachers. ”

Butterfly said proudly: "I personally cooked a love box lunch, and I will cover your lunch in the future." ”

Xia Yu was stunned and said, "You can also cook?" ”

"No, I only started learning last week, and I graduated from the school yesterday and got a first-class chef certificate."

"Has anyone ever eaten what you made?" Xia Yu felt that he was not a guinea pig tendency.

"I've eaten it, I've made many people in the Bamboo Leaf Gang eat it."

"How many died?"

"Nonsense, how could anyone die, they all said it was delicious, and they were all moved to tears." Butterfly added in her heart, and even two of them were so moved that they fainted, but this is not easy to say, lest Xia Yu say that she is exaggerating.

On the way, Xia Yu wanted to open it first to see what it looked like, so as to make further judgments, but the butterfly didn't give it alive or dead, saying that he would go there to open it before he could be surprised.

Xia Yu can only rely on her. When they came to the cafeteria, Hu Wei, Wang Xue and others sat at two tables, a large number of people. When I was playing yesterday, Mr. Butterfly told the boys on the court that she had a treat when she won the ball, and they didn't know that this drooling big * sister was a new teacher, and they thought it was a sister who came to see them play.

Although I knew today that it was a new English teacher, it was also a great deal to have her treat, so everyone came.

Butterfly first managed to say a few innocuous words, greeted everyone, and then put the love bento on the table, and said with a smile: "This is the love lunch I made for Teacher Xia, let's take a look at my masterpiece." ”

As she spoke, she lifted the lid, and then everyone's expressions, including Xia Yu, froze.

On the white rice, there is a heart, and the shape is good, but the color weishenme is black? The dishes next to it, a black and black lump, a yellow lump, a green root, half black and half yellow and a lump, I can't tell what it is, if you just look at the color, it's still a painting with some colors, this is not a fucking painting, this is a plate of lunch.

Xia Yu was the first to ask, "That'...... Is the heart weishenme black? ”

"Don't you think it's very individual?" Butterfly explained, "I couldn't find anything black to use, so I used soy sauce, and it looked okay."

Xia Yu stammered: "Sauce, sauce, soy sauce? Make-up, make-up, make-do? So, what's that yellow thing? ”

"It's a fish ball."

How can fish balls be yellow...... Xia Yu was a little sweaty on his forehead, "Then, what is black?" ”

"That's chicken." The butterfly replied as a matter of course.

Xia Yu thought to himself that you wouldn't make chicken feathers together, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, "What is yellow and black?" ”

"It's onion mixed with pork lungs, isn't it?"

Which is black, onion or pig lung? Could it be that the pig died of lung cancer...... Xia Yu felt his stomach shrink a little, "I understand the green one, it's green onions, right?" ”

"What kind of eyes do you have, that's the ingredients of garlic paste......"

Is garlic weishenme green? Xia Yu felt his stomach shrink for a while, and forced a smile: "It's pretty good-looking, hehe...... Why don't we put this lunch box in the middle of the table, and everyone looks at the meal, and also to commemorate your first public cooking, how about it? ”

Butterfly shook her head and said, "No, I just made it for you, there's no point in commemorating anything." ”

Xia Yu suddenly pointed to the distance and said, "Huh? Mihi and Mimi are here, who is that man? ”

Everyone turned their heads to look over, only Butterfly looked at him with his hands crossed, and said lightly: "I want to divert my attention and throw away the lunch box, right?" ”,

Xia Yu scratched his head and said: "How is it possible, it's just that your lunch box is too good-looking, and I can't bear to swallow it." ”

Butterfly smiled charmingly: "This is the fruit of my hard work for a night, you can't live up to it, if you can't bear it, or I'll feed you and go get that box of lunch."

Xia Yu hurriedly snatched it first, "No, no, I'll just come by myself." "Being watched and fed by so many people here, where is my old face gone.

But holding the lunch box and looking at the colorful meal, Xia Yu's stomach began to contract again, he pretended to be calm, and said with a smile: "Actually, I really want to eat seafood today, I want to eat it very much, otherwise, I'll eat your cooking again tomorrow, okay?" ”

Butterfly's expression immediately complained, "I'm just, I just want to do more things for you, if you think I'm too troublesome, I, I'll never do it again." ”

Xia Yugang wanted to say, that's great.

The onlookers couldn't look at it and spoke out one after another.

Hu Wei: "Teacher Xia, you are too much, Teacher Butterfly's heart, but you shirk it in every possible way, is it a man?" ”

Xia Yu: "Uh......"

Wang Xue: "If a woman can make a bento for a man, that heart is enough to replace all the condiments." ”

Xia Yu: "This ......"

Liang Siwei: "I just think it's very fragrant when you look at it, why did Mr. Xia react so much?" People have a heart, why should they be so determined? ”

Xia Yu: "You ......"

Liang Jing whispered: "Teacher Xia turned out to be such a cold-blooded and ruthless person? People are so disappointed......"

Xia Yu: "......"

Everyone else also looked at Xia Yu with eager eyes, and looked closely, Xia Yu's forehead was sweating, Zuihou gritted his teeth, and said loudly: "Death is death." Then he picked up the plate and immediately stuffed it into his mouth, swallowing it without any chewing, but even so, the bitterness and burnt smell still invaded his taste buds slightly, and when everything was gone, the butterfly smiled.

The students applauded, "Good job, worthy of Teacher Xia, a national hero, and a model of a man." ”

Xia Yu cried.

The students were even more excited: "Look, Mr. Xia was so moved that he shed tears, a good man, true temperament." ”

Butterfly asked, "How's that?" Is it okay? ”

Xia Yu's face was blue and white for a while, his eyes were a little sloppy, his neck was thick and thin, and it took a long time before he said with difficulty: "No...... Wrong, very postmodernist......"

Butterfly said happily: "Xiexie, you affirm my work, then I will bring it to you tomorrow, it is guaranteed to be better than today." ”

Xia Yu suddenly fell to the ground and did not get up again.

The students looked at each other, and it took a long time to jump up: "Save people"

…………

Xia Yu was sent to the school doctor's room by them collectively, and the school doctor Li Jia was a little surprised when he saw that Xia Yu was an immortal Xiaoqiang, and almost laughed after listening to it. She asked Xia Yu to be carried to the inner room, and then asked everyone to go out, although the butterfly really didn't want to, but the doctor couldn't do it, otherwise it would be Xia Yu who would be harmed, so she had to endure it for a while.

As soon as Li Jia closed the door, he immediately covered his mouth and sneered: "Teacher Xia, Teacher Xia, no."

You also have today, it fell into my hands, and this time I won't kill you. I want you to write love letters to me back then, and make me ugly in public, but today God finally opened his eyes. ”

Xia Yu opened his eyes slightly, and saw Li Jia sneering while wearing rubber gloves for surgery, with a gloomy face, Xia Yu was shocked: This mother-in-law is unreliable, and now the front door refuses to enter the tiger and the back door to enter the wolf, how is it good?

The woman took out a reagent cup, then took out a bunch of bottles and cans, and poured the potion into it and stirred, while muttering: "Anyway, it's stomach lavage, make more disgusting things into it, and want you to vomit until the bile comes out, hehehehe...... Add a little more of this potion, and you can't lift it for a month, and when the time comes, you will definitely blame that damn big* girl, and seek medical treatment everywhere, haha...... Whoever told you to write love letters, a woman with bigger boobs than me, an adulterer, go to death. ”

Xia Yu's scalp tingled when he heard this, this mother-in-law is too dark, Lao Tzu was framed by Gu Renwu, there is no common sense, how could Lao Tzu write a love letter to an idiot like you who only has a chest and no brain, and if you want to write it, you will write it to Teacher Mu.

See her

After getting it done, Xia Yu hurriedly closed his eyes, Li Jia took the disgusting potion full of test tubes, pinched Xia Yu's nose, Xia Yu had to open his mouth, Li Jia immediately poured the test tube potion into Xia Yu's mouth, seeing that the water in the test tube was gradually decreasing, she knew that it must have been all poured into Xia Yu's stomach, and she couldn't help but daxiao proudly, but she didn't find that Xia Yu's two cheeks were overly swollen, as if there were two pineapples on the left and right. ,

Before she daxiao was over, Xia Yu sat up suddenly, and sprayed the potion in her mouth directly at Li Jia at high pressure, just spraying all of it into her daxiao's open mouth, due to the high water pressure, almost all of it was sprayed into her throat, her muscles reacted, and began to cough violently, Xia Yu quickly jumped up and ran to the pool to catch water and rinse her mouth, before she finished gargling, Li Jia ran over and vomited at the pool in the dark.

Xia Yu ran back to the bed and lay down, sleeping peacefully, and after a while, Li Jia vomited bile, and then screamed, pushed the door and ran out.

The butterflies outside and the others didn't know why, they came in to take a look, and found that Xia Yu was still sleeping on the bed, but unlike the coma just now, he was snoring slightly, indicating that he was sleeping well. As soon as the butterfly's eyes rolled, she immediately sent Wang Xue and the others back to eat, and threw Xia Yu's card to them, and said very generously: "Just brush it, I'll please." ”

Wang Xue and the others immediately went happily, completely ignoring whether Xia Yu who was lying on the bed was dead or alive.

When everyone left, Butterfly closed the door, hung up the intensive care, and sat on the edge of the bed with the sign of idlers not disturbing the door.

Looking at Xia Yu's sleeping appearance, the butterfly held her chin with both hands, knelt in front of the bed, looked at it, and couldn't help but reach out and point at his nose, seeing that Xia Yu had no reaction, the butterfly suddenly leaned her head and kissed Xia Yu's mouth at once, Xia Yu was startled, and before she could react, the butterfly still wanted to have a passionate wet kiss, and stretched out her sexy tongue, Xia Yu quickly parted her head and babbled in protest.

The butterfly quickly straightened up and looked at it stiffly, but after waiting for a while, Xia Yu didn't wake up. But after just now, she didn't dare to make any more moves, just watched from the side, watched and watched, she simply buried her head in Xia Yu's arms, lay on the edge of the bed and fell asleep.

In the afternoon, there was a meeting in the first-year group that had to be held, and Butterfly didn't want to go, but she promised Xia Yu that she would definitely participate, so she had to reluctantly embarrass it, but deliberately didn't wake up Xia Yu and let him sleep a little longer.

Xia Yu pretended to be asleep at first, and then was

fell asleep, and when he woke up again, he didn't know what time it was, but it was rare to have this kind of idle afternoon, and he was not in a hurry to get up, so he lay on the bed.

Li Jia has never been

, I don't know if I went to the hospital to wash my stomach, I thought that no one would come again, and I could pat my ass and run away after school.

Who knew that after a while, there was a sound of footsteps outside, Xia Yu quickly closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be asleep.

The door was silently pushed open, and a person walked in lightly, then closed the door, and then stepped to the bed, Xia Yu could hear that she deliberately walked over with a light step. Xia Yu didn't know who it was, he didn't know what he was doing, he was relaxed on the surface, but in fact, his nerves were tense and he could react at any time.

But the man came to the bed and didn't do anything, didn't say anything, just looked at him fixedly, and he could even feel two eyes on his face.

After a while, the man slowly squatted down, lying on the side of the bed with his hands, probably similar to the posture of the butterfly just now, and then still staring at Xia Yu's face.

Xia Yu didn't feel the slightest murderous and malicious intent, and slowly relaxed his vigilance, but he was a little impatient, what did this person want to do, if it was a girl who had a crush on him, it would be okay, if it was a boy, Lao Tzu would endure it, if it was a bearded man staring at Lao Tzu like this......

Here, he had goosebumps all over his body, and he was about to open his eyes desperately to startle him, when the man suddenly moved: he reached over and put his finger on her eyebrows, and his fingertips gently drew along Xia Yu's eyebrows, and he drew back and forth five or six times before sighing softly and standing up.

Xia Yu felt that the fingertips of his fingers were cool and moist, and that light sigh was full of children's feelings, obviously a girl, but unfortunately he couldn't make an identity judgment based on these.

Suddenly heard the door knock, he immediately came back to his senses, opened his eyes to look, but only saw the shadow of zuihou when the door was closed, the shadow flickered, the door closed, and what remained in his mind was a graceful vague figure, which seemed familiar, but completely unrecognizable.

Xia Yu suddenly smiled, neurotic, I won't chase it out to see, I'm not now

Dirty.

He was about to jump to his feet, but there was another sound of footsteps outside the door, could it be that she went and came back again?

Xia Yu stopped his figure, this time, he planned not to close his eyes and pretend to be asleep, so he crossed Erlang's legs, opened his eyes, and shook his legs. ,

The door opened, a girl came in, and when she saw Xia Yu, she called out, "Teacher Xia." Then come in and close the door.

Xia Yu looked over and was slightly stunned.

This is a girl in her class, called Zhang Wei, who belongs to the same category as Li Hongye, who is not very conspicuous, usually not high or low, never outstanding, and her grades are also average, Xia Yu almost doesn't know anything except her gender and name.

Her appearance was very surprising to him, she weishenme had to stare at herself in front of the bed for a long time? I don't have anything to do with her.

"Teacher Xia, I have something to talk to you about."

Xia Yu didn't answer her, but asked, "You were standing here just now?" ”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment: "What? ”

"Just now you weren't

Been here once? ”

Zhang Wei said: "No, I just came." ”

"Did you just see someone go out?"

Zhang Wei said: "No, I didn't see anyone when I came in." ”

Xia Yu thought that it might be in a different direction and didn't run into it, and didn't dig deeper, so he sat up and said to her, "What's the matter, find me something?" ”

Zhang Wei snorted: "I don't like beating around the bush, I'll just say it bluntly, I hate Teacher Butterfly." ”

Xia Yu was stunned: "You hate Teacher Butterfly?" ”

"Yes, the most disgusting thing about me is this kind of woman who deliberately pretends to be very cool and cool, very disgusting, so disgusting that I wanted to blow her head with a wine bottle in class just now, and there are probably many girls who have this kind of idea from me."

Xia Yu thought to himself, just think about it,

It's done, it is estimated that the head that was blown up will be yourself, even Lao Tzu has no way to save it.

"Okay, you hate Teacher Butterfly, so what are you telling me to do, do you want me to help you get rid of her? I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, she's my friend after all. Xia Yu said.

Zhang Wei looked at Xia Yu and said, "Teacher Xia, have I done anything against you?" Have I ever stumbled upon you since you came to class? ”

Xia Yu shook his head and said, "Of course not." ”

"Then you think I'm just a good girl? You go to Songjiang Junior High School to inquire about me Zhang Wei to see, I have always been a rioter, and the teachers I tossed are all

There are no less than ten. ”

Xia Yu didn't know what she meant, "Oh, that's really xiexie you didn't embarrass me, so what does this have to do with butterflies?" ”

Zhang Wei said: "I don't stumble on you, because I like you to be the head teacher, Teacher Xia may not be afraid of the provocation of ordinary people, but the rampant people are a group of outlaws who are really not afraid of death, if they come to make trouble, I think you can't hold back, so I mean, for the sake of my support for you, do me a favor." ”

Xia Yu shook his head directly and said, "I'm sorry, I won't help you deal with butterflies." ”

"No, what I want you to help is very simple, that is, I will use my means to get rid of Teacher Butterfly, Teacher Xia only needs to stand by and watch, as long as it is once, as long as it is out of the matter once, whether it is successful or not, I don't care if you want to intervene, but this time, I hope you don't participate, so as not to be injured by mistake."

Xia Yu blinked and said, "You mean, you plan to dispatch the Ranger Clan to deal with butterflies?" ”

Zhang Wei said lightly: "That's right, can Teacher Xia stay out of the matter?" I

I don't want to hurt you. In addition, after this incident, I, Zhang Wei, am a member of your Teacher Xia's faction, and I will stand by you for anything, how about it? ”

Xia Yu looked Zhang Wei up and down, his eyes were strange, and he looked at it for a while before he suddenly smiled: "As long as I don't participate once, whether you succeed or not, you will obediently listen to me in the future?" ”

"So to speak."

Xia Yu smiled and said, "Deal." ”。

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