Chapter 381 [Schadenfreude]

The next day, Xia Yu came to the door of the chairman's office and knocked.

The voice said, "Teacher Xia, come in." ”

Xia Yu pushed the door in and said strangely: "How do you know it's me?" Qian Yan smiled faintly: "Except for you, almost no one wants to come to me directly." "Except, of course, for Phoenix and the others.

Xia Yu closed the door and walked over, came to the table, and said:

"Then you must know what I'm looking for you."

"It's a butterfly thing, right?"

"That's right, I didn't come back to my senses yesterday, and the more I thought about it later, the more awkward I felt, he was the leader of the Butterfly Society, an overlord who dominated Jinshanjiao, and she actually came to the school to be a teacher? I don't understand that you weishenme will help so much. ”

Pour out and laughed: "So what? You wouldn't discriminate against her, would you? ”

Xia Yu smiled and said: "Please, it's good that she doesn't discriminate against me, there is actually no problem on her side, I don't know her if I don't fight, and I can be regarded as friends." The problem is, you weishenme are so committed to this matter, it stands to reason that she can't meet the standard of being a teacher, right? ”

"I know you're going to ask, so I've prepared the answer for a long time, but I suddenly don't want to tell you this standard answer, in fact, I just want to see how interesting the owner of the Butterfly Society can be for a man, are you satisfied with this answer?" Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "Satisfied, very satisfied, at least I don't want to use her to achieve anything." ”

Poured out and said lightly: "She is not qualified to be used by me yet." ”

Xia Yu smiled: "That's okay, I'm much more comfortable knowing the answer, then I'll leave." ”

He smiled: "It seems that you are purely here for the butterflies, but how do you know that what I said is true?" ”

Xia Yu's eyes widened and said, "Isn't it, your dignified violet boss would still lie to a little person like me?" ”

Tan Yan couldn't help but laugh and said: "Okay, I didn't lie to you, but don't be presumptuous, you can turn the black gold ring upside down with the power of one person, discount the black hand behind the scenes, and make the owner of the Butterfly Club and the big star Zhixin fall in love with him, but he is not a small person, and in addition, I am not very old." ”

Xia Yu glanced at her chest, and almost wanted to say, I touched it last time, it's quite big. Of course, you can't say this, otherwise you will die.

After Xia Yu withdrew, he shook his head helplessly, this Xia Yu, although she didn't say it, but who she said, seeing him glance at his chest, he knew that he definitely didn't have anything good in his mind.

Thinking that she had been insulted one day, and that the man who had insulted her was still jumping happily in front of her, she felt that she had changed, perhaps, she was really old......

Xia Yu returned to the office and found that Butterfly was sitting on her desk looking at something, and when she got closer, it was a book called "How to Be a Qualified Teacher", and couldn't help but laugh: "What's the use of watching this?" The most important thing to be a teacher is to teach students according to their aptitude, and if you figure this out, you will be invincible. Look at me, I've never studied these things, and the class I've taken is not the best grade? ”

At this time, Jian Dan happened to walk in from outside, and when he heard Xia Yu's words, he smiled and said, "Is Teacher Xia bragging again?" ”

Xia Yu smiled: "Don't dismantle my platform, I can finally bring a rookie newcomer, first of all, I have to erect a tall image in her mind, otherwise how to convince people." ”

Butterfly sneered: "You are big enough in my mind, and I haven't seen it." ”

Xia Yu kicked her under the table, "Later, you will come with me to our class, first listen to my last class, and then there will be another class in another class, you can compare, what is called teaching according to aptitude." ”

Butterfly nodded.

When she came to the class, Xia Yu first introduced her: "This is the new English teacher in our school, you can call her Teacher Butterfly, and she will listen to the class with everyone in this class." ”

Some of the students straightened up and drooped down again, sighing and saying, "I thought it was replaced by our homeroom teacher. It turned out that I was just listening to the class, and I was really frustrated......"

Xia Yu: "....." "Okay, let's start the class." "Xia Yu announced the start of classes, and everyone had to enter the state of full English.

After so many classes, most of the students have been able to speak in English relatively smoothly, as for how much content can be said, it depends on the level of personal level.

Xia Yu talked about Iceland in this class, introducing Iceland's customs and customs, introducing Iceland's cities and streets, and the dazzling and beautiful aurora. ,

Many students were very excited about this, and they spoke enthusiastically, and the classroom atmosphere was very good.

At the end of the first period. Xia Yu said proudly to the butterfly who came to the podium: "How is it?" Did you learn anything? ”

Butterfly said: "I've learned a lot, Xia Yu, let me try it in the next class, right?" ”

Xia Yu knew that her Butterfly Guild Master had been touching the dead for many years, so he naturally didn't care about such a small scene, but this was too big, so he frowned and said, "You haven't taught before, and you want to go on stage after listening to a class, isn't this too anxious." ”

Butterfly said: "Try it, no, you're saving the scene, it's not a big deal." ”

Xia Yu thought that when you were tricked and couldn't speak, you would know that it was powerful, so he nodded and said, "It's okay, then you can try." ”

When the class bell rang, Xia Yu stood up and said, "Students, the next class will be taught by Teacher Butterfly, everyone is welcome." ”

The sparse applause rang out, not to mention those thorns, even Wang Xue and the others, who also saw that she was a little unpleasant, so they moved in response to the story, and almost no applause came out.

Butterfly didn't think it was wrong, and adjusted the slides like Xia Yu, and at the same time opened his mouth in unusually slippery American English, which was very comfortable to listen to, and it was not much better than Xia Yu.

She said: "This is New York in the United States, the place with the highest crime rate in the whole Shijie, everyone must have heard of this, and the New York gangs are also famous at home and abroad, so are these rumors true or false?" I can tell you responsibly that it's all true. And those are just some skins, in fact, there are no less than ten gangsters in Chinatown alone, but these gangs are not like in the movie, they are fighting for turf all day long, and fighting for turf will kill people. Do you think gangsters are all about arrogance? They are also here to make money, as long as there is profit income, who wants to fight and kill all day long? Of course, there must be small frictions, but it's just something that can be extinguished at every turn, so don't think about it. ”

Xia Yu was sweating profusely when he heard this, this guy actually talked about his business experience, did he want to develop members in the school? It's okay to talk about what so many underworlds do...... However, even many students who were originally planning to lie on the stage raised their heads and looked interested, and even many students raised their hands and began to ask questions enthusiastically.

A student asked, "Teacher, are there any people in the gang who are very good at fighting, one beating more than a dozen of them?" ”

Butterfly said: "It's true, there is a seven gang in the Chinese gang, and there is a very capable guy in it, called KavaL, once their gang leader negotiated business with an Italian gangster, the Italian guy was not trustworthy, and wanted to eat black, and the result was that KavaL escorted their gang leader out of the encirclement, and killed the other party's eighteen villains with firearms before and after." ”

"Wowβ€”that's amazing." Many students sighed.

Some people also questioned: "Teacher Butterfly, how do you know, it can't be a story you made up, right?" ”

Butterfly said lightly: "Because Qizhou, the leader of the Seven Gangs, is my friend, and the day after that, the Italian gangster was uprooted by me, and the chickens and dogs were not left." ”

The air suddenly froze.

Xia Zi hurriedly coughed a few times, and Butterfly Ha said: "That's all for the story of the gangster, otherwise Teacher Xia will go crazy." But there is one thing that I have personally experienced, and it is very interesting. I was basically walking around the streets of New York at night like this, and guess what, a Maserati pulled up next to me and asked me how much a night would cost? The old lady just took him out of the car, kicked him between his legs, and drove away in her Maserati. Many people raised their hands enthusiastically to ask, and Liang Siwei asked, "What about the car?" You don't have to return the car if you drive away? ”

Butterfly smiled: "That kind of car has a global positioning, where can it be stolen, I don't like that kind of car, I have enough fun, I set up that throttle, let that car drive into the sea by itself, just salvage I have to let him bleed once." ”

Many students applauded.

Next, Butterfly talked about some other cities, because she had been to them all, and there were many stories, so it was very vivid, and those stories were more interesting to the students, because some students couldn't really listen to it too quickly, and they would be anxious to ask the classmates next to them, which was much more lively than when Xia Yu was in class.

Xia Yu didn't know whether to be happy or sad at this time, the butterfly was recognized by the students so quickly, and it stands to reason that he, the "mentor", should be happy, but this time he went to teach her a lesson, but he didn't expect that not only did he not have a lesson at all, but he also seemed to be better than himself, which really made him embarrassed. ,

After class, Xia Yu said to her sourly: "You can already leave the school, I don't need to take you anymore." Butterfly grabbed his wrist and said greasyly: "How can there be, people are recognized by everyone because of their imitation of you, without you, there would be no butterfly's success, besides, if you didn't sweep the battle for me below, my legs and stomach would be swinged." ”

Xia Yu pushed her away and smiled: "Go, you are less numb, can you still be nervous?" Trick the devil to go. Okay, go to Class 4, there are still two classes, these two classes, some are different, do you still want to go up and talk about it? ”

The butterfly bit her lip and smiled, and said, "If you say give it to me, I will go up, and if you say you don't give it, I won't go up." ”

Xia Yu bared his teeth and said: "Yes, besides, my flesh is numb and gone." ”

The two went to Yu Xin's class, Xia Yu sat on the podium, the butterfly leaned next to him, there was no class at this time, many classmates were running around, but when they saw the butterfly, many people cast their eyes on it, and many people began to whisper. Obviously, Butterfly not only looks swaggering, but also dresses very ostentatiously, and the students have never seen anyone wear such a cool set of leather clothes to school, whether it is a student or a teacher.

Mixi sat down, held his chin and snorted, grimaced at Xia Yu's toothbrush mouth, and whispered in his mouth: "Big pervert, big villain, and bring Xiaomi to class." ”

Xia Yu seemed to have sensed it, looked at the past, but she didn't dodge it at all because she was discovered, and glanced at the past, Xia Yu shook his head and smiled, and continued to talk to the butterfly, the more Mi Xi looked at it, the more unhappy he became, and he walked up directly and said: "Teacher Xia, what do you mean by shaking your head just now and laughing?" You want to say that my little girl is not sensible, right? ”

Xia Yu was stunned and said, "Which psychology book did you draw the conclusion of?" ”

Mihi crossed his waist and said, "Then how do you say you should explain it?" ”

The butterfly suddenly smiled next to him: "That's obvious, it's a kind of helplessness to your quirky expression just now, and it's a kind of pampering performance, only people who care about themselves and really want to care for them will be like this." You're so cute, it's no wonder some perverts treat you specially. ”

Mixi didn't expect this cool woman to praise her, she was not mentally prepared for a while, her face was red, but she didn't know how to react.

Xia Yu snorted and said: "Who is a pervert, I want a pervert, then you stay away from me, don't follow my way." ”

Butterfly smiled: "I just like perverts, don't you know?" ”

Then he turned to Mishi and smiled: "Why are there so many beautiful women in your school, by the way, I just saw a person in the second class who looks exactly like you, it must be your twin sisters, right?" Tsk, it's the work of the Creator, and if I were a man, I would have chased you two sisters. Mixi was embarrassed by the praise, blushed and hung her head and said, "How can there be, my sister is beautiful." ”

Xia Yu smiled: "What sister, this is Teacher Butterfly, the new English teacher." ”

"Huh?"

At this time, the class bell rang, and Xia Yu said, "You go back to your seat first, and I will introduce Teacher Butterfly to you." ”

When Mixi went back, Xia Yu smiled at the butterfly: "Why are you so easy to talk all of a sudden?" I really can't imagine that you praise people as well. ”

The corners of Butterfly's mouth curved slightly, and she said, "Which girl doesn't have a spring, heh--this kind of beautiful little girl is really a terrible thing to give to others, I'll help you get her." ”

Xia Yu said anxiously: "Hey, don't mess around, I don't want to really get the name of a color embryo teacher." ”

Butterfly giggled, "So you want me, okay?" Not only is I not jealous, but I also help you take my sister, I will definitely get twice the result with half the effort than you yourself. ”

"Hey, I'll be honest with you, don't mess around." At this time, everyone sat down and quieted down, Xia Yu could only stop talking about this for the time being, first introduced the butterfly, and then said that she came to listen to the lecture and study.

The boys in this class are much more blind than those in Xia Yu's class, all of them are staring at her, and many of them are talking to each other, saying, "It's too punctual, and my saliva is flowing." And it hasn't completely suppressed the sound yet, even the people on the opposite corner of the classroom can hear it.

Xia Yu first said: "In this lesson, I will mainly talk about the grammatical usage of the following words, I said, what we are learning now is a language, learning language, definitely not by IQ, Chinese is so complicated, there are so many stupid people in China, but don't everyone know the basic use of Chinese?" It's the same with English, if you want to learn it well, you have to integrate it into your blood, use it actively, speak it, who can do it overnight when you just learn a language? When you were young, you learned to speak very accurately at first, and you didn't make a lot of jokes. Therefore, what you need is to talk as much as possible, to tell what you have learned, it doesn't matter if you don't say it well, it's normal, if you don't think it's good, practice more, there's no shame. At the same time, I also encourage everyone to laugh more at the students who say no, only ridicule, if you don't want to be ridiculed, just think about how to improve yourself. Okay, let's get to the lecture. ”,

After talking about one lesson, arrange a conversation in the next class, and apply what you have learned.

The butterfly pulled Xia Yu's sleeve and whispered: "My mouth is itchy again, can I..." Xia Yu covered his head and said: "It's not a pure dialogue now, you still have to explain these knowledge points, you haven't prepared for class, how can you talk about it?" ”

"Try it, you're here anyway."

Xia Yu said helplessly: "Yes, then you can talk about it." At the same time, I thought in my heart, this time I see that you are not recruited, the English level of the students in this class is 108,000 miles worse than the students in your class, and there are few who can talk smoothly, see how you deal with it later.

With a schadenfreude mentality, Xia Yu sat at the back of the classroom with a smile. Butterfly clears its throat. Said: "Everyone, I will teach you this lesson, just now Mr. Xia has explained the use of these words, let's put them into practice, just ..... Let's make a sentence first, I'll order the student number, number nine. ”

A boy stood up, and the butterfly reached out and pointed at the two phrases on the black wrench, "Let's use these two phrases to make a sentence." ”

The boy babbled for a long time, but he couldn't say a word, and the butterfly's tone was not good: "Did you just not listen to the class, or did you not listen to the class?" These two words have been said very clearly by Mr. Xia, you can't even make a sentence? Okay, then let's talk about the grammar of these two words and how to use them. ”

The boy hung his head, his face was a little red, but he didn't spit out half a word.

Xia Yuzheng was secretly laughing, gloating, the butterfly suddenly went crazy, her hand was wiped on her leg, and a short whip jumped into her hand, she stepped over in a few steps, and said angrily with a black face: "Idiot, you are in a daze in class, right?" Didn't bring ears, did you? "Whipping while scolding, whipping with a whip.

Xia Yu's jaw dropped in shock, and when he reacted, he immediately screamed and rushed over to stop her, "You're crazy, stop it!" ”

How do you know that the student who was pumped covered his face with a shy, and his mouth "Ah, oh, ah, don't, don't stop, teacher, I was wrong, I was wrong......" but the more he spoke, the quieter he became.

Xia Yu screamed and rolled to the ground, got up in embarrassment, the butterfly had returned to the podium, and snorted: "The old lady will explain again, and how to make a sentence, who will wink at me again, see if I don't beat you to death." ”

Everyone immediately nodded their heads like pounding onions, but the butterfly only said it once, and everyone remembered it completely, and when they remade the sentence, no one babbled again, even if they couldn't use the words, they all tried hard, at least the use of the word was not wrong.

Xia Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and sat back in his place......

(To be continued)