Chapter 101, do you think I'm Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit?

The two little nuns wearing monk's hats were really fake, they were Xiaofeng and Ouyang Xiaoxiao.

The two of them had already run away from the city by this time.

When they went out, the two of them threw the two monk's robes and monk's hat outside to the door of the small temple.

If you wear this kind of clothes on the street, won't it attract more attention? Moreover, Xiaofeng has already stolen from others, and he still has to return it to this temple.

Pity the two little nuns who were stolen from them, and they are still looking for them everywhere.

"Brother Xiaofeng, Xie Lu thanks you." Feeling safe, Xiao Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, "Your trick is really powerful." Don't say it, you pretend to be a little nun, it's really like. ”

"Hehe, what is this? Did I pretend to be a real woman last time? I've also worn skirts and heels. Xiao Feng was happy and remembered the experience last time.

"Oh, is it? You've worn skirts and heels, huh? When Xiaoxiao heard this, her face turned red.

This Lu Xiaofeng, why is he still pretending to be a woman?

"Oh, nothing? It's not like it's an occasional reversal. However, I'm a pure man, don't you think there's anything wrong with me? Xiaofeng became nervous again.

He is most afraid that others will think that he is a pseudo-mother.

"Don't say it, Brother Xiaofeng, you have to dress up as a girl, others really can't see it." Ouyang smiled slightly.

"No, it won't. Actually, you can still see it if you look closely. It's still a primitive beauty like you, prettier than me! ”

It's really embarrassing to be praised by a boy like this.

"What's the matter with that voice? Why does it sound like a girl's voice? She still didn't understand.

Not only does this little wind look like a girl, but this voice can also be so vivid?

"It's nothing." Xiaofeng said proudly, "I can imitate all kinds of sounds, not only human, but also animals." Why don't I give you another imitation? ”

As he spoke, he performed his ventriloquist skills.

Not to mention, whether it's imitating a wolf, or a dog, or a bird, it's quite like that.

Xiaoxiao looked at Xiaofeng very seriously, and seemed to be very intoxicated.

Of course, Xiaofeng also saw her serious expression and soft smile.

Unlike Wang Manli, who has been following behind her ass, Xiaofeng still has a little meaning for this beautiful beauty, although it is only so meaningful.

However, compared with Sister Xiaoyu and Teacher Song, Ouyang Xiaoxiao, who is slightly inferior in appearance and slightly inferior in figure, can only be ranked in the spare tire range of Xiaofeng, and it is the spare tire of the spare tire.

For Xiaofeng, a woman must have her own outstanding characteristics. You may not be perfect, but you must be outstanding in some way, or your looks, or your figure, or your personality. A woman who has a little bit of everything, but is not outstanding in any aspect, Xiaofeng may have a little affection for her, but it is difficult to have a strong desire.

This is Xiaofeng's girl selection rules.

"Brother Xiaofeng." After listening to Xiaofeng's performance, Xiaoxiao spoke.

"Why do you keep calling me brother? How old are you? Xiaofeng is really a little unaccustomed to others calling him brother, even Wang Manli has never called herself like this.

"I'm 18 years old, how old are you?"

"I'm 18 too, what month were you born?" Xiaofeng asked.

"I'm October, Libra. What about you? ”

"Then I'm older than you, I'm March, Aries." Xiaofeng replied.

"Oh, Aries of the rabbit? Well, that's good. Xiao Xiao nodded.

"What's there to do? It's a rabbit and a sheep, and it's not fun at all. Xiaofeng was not very happy, "I really wish I had been born a year earlier, if only I was a tiger." Rabbit, rabbit, no good word. What rabbit has red eyes, what rabbit can't grow a tail, what is timid as a rabbit. ”

"That's cowardly." Corrected slightly.

Xiaoxiao is also a rabbit, and of course she is not happy that Xiaofeng will talk so badly about her genus.

"Rabbits and mice are originally related, don't you know? Biology class says that rabbits are the same kind as mice. ”

"Oh, why do rabbits look so much like mice? Hehe, I've had rats before, and they're so fat, they're just like rabbits, chubby. "It's a little fun.

Xiaofeng thought to himself: No wonder your name is "Xiaoxiao"? How can you talk like a child? You're still raising rats, how disgusting is that?

In his heart, a girl as big as himself is also so immature, compared with Sister Xiaoyu or Sister Ruxue, who is a few years older than him, Xiaoxiao is simply an immature little girl.

"Brother Xiaofeng, oh, I can still call you brother, right? Hehe. Xiaoxiao smiled again, "I think the rabbit is very good, why are you not satisfied with your zodiac?" The rabbit is kind, cute, and a fast runner. ”

"Well, yes, rabbits are fast. Oh, and when it comes to this rabbit running fast, I think of the story of the tortoise and the hare racing. As a result, the rabbit lost again. Listen, isn't it a shame that this rabbit can't even compare to a tortoise? What a tortoise is, bastard! This rabbit can't compare to a bastard, what's so good? ”

Xiao Feng still hopes that he can become a fierce tiger, or a big dragon that enters the sea.

You say, how are these zodiac signs arranged? In front of the rabbit is a big tiger, and behind it is a big dragon. There are dragons and tigers, but the weakest rabbit is forced into the middle, how can the rabbits live?

"Brother Xiaofeng, you can't say that. If the rabbit was fast and not lazy, it would have outrun the tortoise. It's not that the rabbit can't outrun the tortoise, but it's lazy. "Novel.

"Well, yes. Lazy, lazy, I'm lazy myself. Xiaofeng yawned.

He got up too early this morning, he was a little sleepy, and then he couldn't help but sneeze a few times in a row.

"Brother Xiaofeng, do you have a cold?"

"It's okay, what's this cold?" Xiao Feng was still reckless, but he still felt a little uncomfortable.

However, as soon as he finished saying this, he sneezed again.

"Brother Xiaofeng, what can you do? Well, I have medicine here, so why don't you take one pill first. As he spoke, Xiao Xiao took out a small medicine bottle from his pocket.

"What is this?" Xiaofeng was stunned.

A few days ago, Song Ruxue took out a small medicine bottle from the inner pocket of her chest. Today, why did another beautiful woman also take out a small medicine bottle?

Could it be that this is what is popular now? The things that the beauty carries with her, except for a small lipstick, is a small medicine bottle?

"You take one pill of this medicine, and Guan Bao will be fine immediately. However, this medicine is not a cold medicine that can be bought on the street, it is magical. You should remember that you can only eat one tablet at a time, you can only eat two tablets a day, and you must not eat more. If you eat more, you will get sick. Xiao Xiao admonished, then took out a small blue pill and sent it to Xiao Feng's hand, "Oh, you can eat it quickly." ”

"But there's no water? How can I swallow it if there is no water? ”

"This one doesn't use water, and don't swallow it right away. You have to take it in your mouth first, let it melt slowly, it is not bitter at all, swallow it after a few bites. ”

"Oh? Taking it and taking it orally, what is this way to eat? "The little wind is a little weird.

"yes, that's how to eat it." Xiaoxiao said very seriously, "You try it." ”

Xiao Feng put the little blue pill in his mouth and held it carefully with his tongue.

Sure enough, this little pill was not bitter at all. Not only is it not bitter, but it is also quite sweet.

"It's delicious, it's delicious." Xiaofeng felt like he was eating jelly beans.

Moreover, it seems that this little pill is still a little volatile, tiantian, and there is a refreshing feeling of mint in the mouth.

"Don't keep holding it, it's almost the same, swallow it quickly!" A little anxious.

"What are you doing? Why did you swallow such a delicious thing? Do you think I'm Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and swallowing it without tasting it? I'm going to have to savor it. "Xiaofeng is still chewing.

"No, I can't. You can only hold it for a while, and then you have to swallow it. Don't keep it in your mouth, it's going to be a problem! "Little anxious like an ant on a hot pan.

"Will it?" Xiaofeng opened his mouth and felt incredible, but he was still unwilling to give up.

With a "snap", suddenly, Xiaoxiao rushed over and slapped Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng was caught off guard at this time, "What are you doing?" ”

With this loud shout, the little blue pill swallowed with a grunt.

"That's great." Xiao Xiao clapped his palms happily.

"What's the matter with you?" Xiao Feng was a little baffled by this crazy little girl.

Damn, sir, I'm crazy, why are you too?

"Didn't I tell you to swallow it? What have you been holding on? If I hadn't slapped you, you'd still be holding it. If you take it any longer, there will be problems. Xiao Xiao replied.

"What are you doing?"

"This medicine was given to me by my master, and he told me that I could only take it like this. He also told me that this medicine is very effective, and for common colds, it is generally fine as long as you take two tablets. However, you must not eat too much, nor can you keep it in your mouth, otherwise there will be big problems. Xiaoxiao said very seriously.

Xiao Feng frowned. Damn, little girl, do you still have a master? Why does it sound like you have traveled back to the era of martial arts?

"Who is your master? Also, what's the big problem? Does it kill a person if you eat it? ”

"This?????? My master, he wouldn't let me tell anyone who he was. As for what would go wrong, he didn't tell me either. However, I don't think anyone will die. If someone was going to die, he wouldn't have told me. "Novel.

What the? Your master still doesn't let people know his identity? Could it be that he is a Jiangyang thief? Still incognito? Eighty percent of this girl is talking big, right?

If you take this medicine, you won't die, so what does it matter if I take more? Not sleeping pills?

"Alright then, then you can give me all this medicine." Taking advantage of Xiaoxiao's carelessness, Xiaofeng snatched the magic medicine bottle in her hand.

Inside the medicine, there were also more than half a bottle of small blue pills, estimated to be more than twenty.

"Huh?" Xiaoxiao was taken aback, "Brother Xiaofeng, what are you going to do?" Give it back to me! ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng opened the medicine bottle, grabbed a large handful of small pills, and was about to swallow them??????