Chapter 111: How did the dog die?
"Uncle Erlong, you give me a bright word! Otherwise, we really won't be able to stay in Shili Village, we won't be able to ...... face."
Coincidentally, Lu Kui also rushed to the Lu family's shop early in the morning, and the meeting was this prison talk.
These days, it can really be said that the situation is getting worse and worse, and I am sinking into the swamp for no reason.
What's worse is that every time I exert all my strength and want to be ruthless with the old Fan family, I find that I have fallen into a big section of Xiangxia when I go to zuihou, and now I feel that the mud in the swamp is almost flooding my throat, and I can't even breathe smoothly.
Don't say anything else, just say that you want to sue the top eight women to do it in Xiaolian that time, how haodejihua, how perfect!
When I thought about it at the time, I thought it was too TMD creative, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and I almost wanted to have a shot with the mother-in-law. Even Zhao Fa and King Hades admired it at that time, and took the initiative to contact the relationship in the town, and specially invited Deputy Director Xu to come to handle the case in person.
But what happened? If you can't steal chickens, you can also eat rice, which is miserable!
Not only did he lose more than 100 yuan in repair costs and gasoline costs, but later I heard that the group had all become dumplings in the oil pot, and they were fried and grilled to grin, staggering, and scorched inside and out......
Therefore, in the recent period, Lu Kui feels that he can't live his life, and he is basically stuck at home, like a turtle with a shrunken head.
But the mother-in-law seems to be in a very good mood recently, and she keeps running out, and her face is extremely smooth.
This made Lu Kui so angry that he really wanted to slap her twice.
But think about it, forget it, after all, she is Lu Zhiqiang's own sister, and she really slapped her twice, I'm afraid it's very troublesome.
So, early this morning, I couldn't help it, so he secretly ran to Lu Zhiqiang's shop.
Lu Zhiqiang was very unwelcome to Lu Kui's arrival, and ate breakfast slowly and leisurely, as if he didn't hear it.
"Uncle Erlong, I'm talking to you, did you hear ......?"
Lu Zhiqiang's unreasonable demeanor made Lu Kui feel very uncomfortable.
Who knows, as soon as he said this, Lu Zhiqiang stood up violently, slammed the bowl and chopsticks on the ground with a "bang", and then roared with horizontal eyebrows: "Your mother is spicy Lu Kui next door, am I used to giving you face, so I came here early in the morning to make trouble?" Can you stay in Shili Village, it's my? Tell me to give you a bright talk? Why should I give you a message? Lu Kui, I warn you, Lao Tzu has been more annoying lately, more annoying than you, and more annoying. If you dare to provoke Mao Lao Tzu again, don't blame Lao Tzu for cleaning up with you! ”
In fact, Lu Zhiqiang has been really annoyed recently, or just depressed.
Whether it's annoying or depressed, it's all from those eight taels.
That day, I thought that I could easily rob the treasure dug up by eight taels, but I didn't expect to be robbed by eight taels, and I robbed out of bad luck, which was simply disgraceful, so that the child zuihou actually said to himself: Since you confessed today, from now on when you see me eight taels, remember to take a detour......
Moreover, when Baliang said those words, Zhao San and Qian Haozi were also present.
This is not an ordinary humiliation, just rip off my Lu Zhiqiang's pants and pump them back and forth with bamboo strips!
You Lu Kui feel that you can't stay, and I Lu Zhiqiang still feel that I can't stay!
I can't stand this, why are you running here to spread anger? I Lu Zhiqiang owes you?
If it weren't for Zhisen's sake, I would usually take care of you? I really think of myself as a green onion!
Encountering Lu Zhiqiang's roar, Lu Kui frowned in confusion: "Lu Zhiqiang, what is your attitude?" You're going to clean me up? The six relatives don't recognize it? Don't forget, when you opened this little shop, you just arrived in our village, and I helped you a lot......"
"You're embarrassed to say you've helped me a lot? Lu Kui, don't think I don't know what you were thinking at the time, our family Zhisen hadn't entered your house at that time, and you were just trying to please me. How? Want to ask me for a favor? Phew! Don't pee on yourself, what am I Lu Zhiqiang doing, can I use your help? , get out of the way......"
"You're going to get out of here? Lu Zhiqiang, you really don't recognize your six relatives! Don't pretend to be here with me, to put it bluntly, before Lu Zhisen married into my family, he was not a good bird. I've heard for a long time that your father would always go to her in the middle of the night to come home. Why did she go? Hang out with those second-rate ghosts* in your village. I still feel uncomfortable when I think about it now, and I always feel that she has such a large amount of food, it should be the original ......."
However, just as he was talking energetically, Lu Kui's eyes suddenly darkened.
Because, he clearly felt that a heavy punch was coming towards him, and he couldn't prevent it.
Immediately, he felt a tearing pain in the corners of his eyes, his head was "buzzing", and his legs were limp, as if they were about to fall at any moment......
I was about to reach out to cover the corners of my eyes, and then open my eyes to check what was going on, but I received several punches one after another, and my fists hit my face......
In his ears, Lu Zhiqiang's rude curse suddenly echoed: "Your mother is spicy next door...... Your mother's spicy ...... next door Don't get beaten...... You don't know who I am Lu Zhiqiang...... Your mom is spicy next door ......"
Who would have thought that Lu Zhiqiang would really do it, and he couldn't withstand the beating, Lu Kui quickly lay down on the ground, covered his eyes with one hand to stop the bleeding, held his head in the other hand to defend, and the donkey shouted and screamed for mercy......
The Lu family's shop was originally a lively place, and after their uproar, how could the people of Shili Village miss this happy event that is much better than the movie? As a result, in less than 10 minutes, the crowd of onlookers has reached dozens of people.
There are two 2B youths who are happy to die, chatting while watching:
"Do you know how dogs die?"
"Don't know? Beaten to death with a stick? ”
"What a brain? Look, look, it's biting each other, biting to death......"
"Oh, that's right......"
A few minutes later, under the persuasion of some neighbors, Lu Zhiqiang stopped scolding.
Finally seizing the opportunity, Lu Kui suddenly jumped up from the ground, and then ran away from the crowd in despair, until he ran behind him and could no longer see a figure.
Perhaps he had fled too fiercely just now, but at this moment he came to a steep slope, and beyond that was a large overgrown downhill wasteland.
I wiped the blood from the corners of my mouth repeatedly, and then rubbed the corners of my fleshy eyes, and inadvertently I really had the urge to pee.
So, he didn't care about all kinds of pain, as well as the hatred in his heart, and unzipped the crotch of his pants, and there was a "sparse uproar......
The evil thing is that a sharp ghostly wind suddenly came up from under the ramp, and magically blew the water injection into a mess, so that one of his hands and the crotch of his pants* were damp......
While shaking his hand, he shook his crotch, but he didn't expect that there was a movement of the boss in the grass under the ramp.
Taken aback, Lu Kui shouted violently, "Who's down there?" Hurry up and give Lao Tzu out! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will go down with a shovel and kill you......"
"Brother Lu Kui...... Other...... Don't...... I'm Zhao Fa ......"
First of all, Zhao Fa's voice looked frightened.
Lu Kui...... You're a ...... Don't find a good place to pee...... I'm going to run here to ......."
followed by Lu Zhisen's voice, even crying and howling.
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Fan Jianqiang, who is far away in Xinghua County, also had a little depression this morning.
The reason is that after experiencing insomnia last night, he woke up late this morning, and when he opened his sleepy eyes, he saw Guan Bi, who was dressed in pajamas, walking into the room with bread and yogurt, and the first thing he said was: "Strong girl, give, your breakfast, this beauty specially prepared it for you......"