Chapter 112: This lamp is not fuel-efficient
This girl with no memory is really muddy!
Do you think this is revolutionary heroism? Is it the indomitable iron man spirit?
I just gave a dose of obscene drugs yesterday, and you haven't learned your lesson?
Besides, I solemnly warned you later: for you to call me a strong woman to commit a crime, three days later, you still call me that, and I will fight back.
So, Fan Jianqiang sat up half-lying down, and first suppressed a string of words: "You made the bread?" You made yogurt? What do you mean? What are you going to prepare? I don't accept your affection. Guan Bi, I remember, I warned you yesterday, and three days later, I was going to fight back. That is, I've had enough of listening for three days. Now listen up, that night, when you were dancing on the stage, but the goddess of X sense in the eyes of the guests, if they really knew that you were actually a lewd little sister in your life, would you think the consequences would be more serious? ”
Encountering Fan Jianqiang's verbal suppression, Guan Bi not only did not show anger, but even a little proud: "First of all, if I can personally bring you bread and yogurt, it means that I have already given you face, isn't this better than what I did personally?" Besides, I'm afraid it's unimaginably ugly, maybe it's hard to swallow, like poison, do you dare to eat it? ”
After that, she put down the bread and yogurt in her hand and frowned: "Secondly, who ordered others to warn me, I must make a change?" Besides, I didn't make it up by this strong woman, and I can't say if it's true. If you weren't a little prodigal son in that village, others wouldn't frame you so much. Otherwise, why don't others frame Big Brother Yijin? ”
Hearing this, Fan Jianqiang sneered in his heart: Little prodigal? Am I the little prodigal son of the village? I really underestimate your ability, you can be so powerful. Cheng, you Guan Bi, it seems that it is a small wave * flower in Guan Pass Bixi......
At this moment, Guan Bi was already wrapping his arms around, still unsatisfied, and joked again and again: "Again, people who are good at reading have elegant names." I'll give you the nickname of a strong female criminal, how modern it is, how creative, you have to thank me. Or, you can be grateful, after all, I'm not willing to call him a strong woman to commit a crime. Also, don't feel awkward to hear it. Doesn't it mean that if you listen to it, you will get used to it? Maybe you'll be able to listen to it. It's really nice to hear, and if you don't hear me call you that one day, you might feel lost......"
Immediately afterwards, Guan Bi suddenly had a tiger face and said pretending to be serious: "Zuihou, I want to remind you that I understood what you said Zuihou." You're threatening me to tell my sister about my dancing in the Rich. Hey, I think this boy is only eight buckets tall, feng liu and suave, not like that kind of boring villain. Therefore, when you start doing things, you must have the basic character of a gentleman, and you will not do that kind of thing with a black knife behind your back......"
"Oh, by the way, I suddenly had a curiosity. That night, do you think I'm the goddess of X-sense? If so, you can kneel down and thank God. Hehe, boy, be sober, you are a strong female criminal, but the Asian queen Quan *Zhi*Xian gave you a ...... Why don't I give a solo performance right now? Don't worry, it's even more X than that night......"
Fan Jianqiang couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately jumped off**, gesticulating, and said again and again: "Stop! Stop! Stop……”
Even a drop of God, I thought that Zhou Xiaoyan was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but now it seems to be completely blind.
The real fuel-saving lamp is far away in the sky, close in front of you, this small wave * flower in the Bixi of Guan Pass - Guan Bi!
"Guan Bi, I tell you the truth, you are more bullish than I imagined, and you are going to ...... the sea"
"Haha, did you really imagine me? When? When sleeping, or when doing push-ups? Or was it in the bathroom that day? ”
As if encountering a powerful blocking force, Fan Jianqiang's many words that he was about to spew out just now were suddenly blocked.
"What's wrong? What did I say to my heart? Look at you like this, do you want to eat me? Could it be that you really want to do what that strong woman did? Don't get excited, don't get excited, friendly reminder, don't look at me Guan Bi is thin, I also have small muscles in my bones, I started practicing taekwondo at the age of six, and I have a fourth-level blue belt. I guess you just want to do it with a strong woman, and Zuihou must have been an attempt to do it with a strong woman, so please do it with Biedong's thoughts......" Speaking of which, Guan Bi is already full of joy, and she is simply a lady flirting with a rogue model.
Probably feeling that it was already very shuang, Guan Bi was about to leave, so she left with a smile on her lips: "By the way, if you want to exercise, you can't just do push-ups, you need professional training." Under your pillow, there is a gold membership card of Yingzi Fitness Center, which is completely free...... It must be stated that this card is not meant to bribe you. So, whether you are a gentleman among strong female criminals or a villain among strong female criminals, you can do it yourself......"
Fan Jianqiang ignored the gold membership card under the pillow, and threw out a sentence angrily at the smug back: "Okay, I won't do the black knife behind the back." But I try to be an honest person, it's always okay, right? At noon, when your sister comes home, I will confess to her. Confess that day in the Tycoon's bathroom, I did something that is particularly obscene to think about it to this day! ”
Looking at Guan Bi again, when she heard this, she suddenly hugged her two buttocks wrapped in pajama pants with both hands, and then jumped and disappeared from sight: "Even if you are embarrassed to say it, my sister is embarrassed to listen." So, you'd better keep it a secret......"
Fan Jianqiang discovered for the first time that with his current ability to deal with a creature like a woman, he was almost like a fist in front of Guan Bi, and it was like a struggle.
As for the obscenity, he was surprised to find that it was not just for boys, but for girls, especially beautiful girls, they were more capable and distinctive in this regard!
Just thinking about it, the little wave* flower jumped into sight again at some point: "I forgot to tell you that although I am your sister, the blood in my body is not the blood of your old Fan family." Do you understand? Don't you understand? I mean, be careful, don't provoke me too much, I'm Guan Bi, maybe it's a big love* species...... Big...... Feeling...... Kind ......"
After pausing the three words of zuihou word by word, Guan Bi disappeared from sight again.
Then, the sound of the door closing in the living room was heard.
Fan Jianqiang suddenly opened his arms and raised his head in a roaring manner.
But this scene is just like a pantomime, because he just roared in his heart: Fan Jianqiang, why don't you buy a piece of tofu bump? For you, it's definitely not meant to be eaten, it's meant to be bumped......