What's the weirdest thing you've ever encountered?

I once asked Fang Wenke this question.

Fang Wenke told me that the strangest thing he had ever encountered was an experience at the train station.

At that time, the four of them were about to take the train to Hainan, and when they first entered the train station, Fang Wenke was targeted by thieves.

At that time, Fang Wenke didn't know that he was being targeted by thieves, so he followed behind the three boys by himself.

It wasn't until he was hit on the head by a small hard object that he subconsciously turned around and found a middle-aged man standing behind him, his right hand still in a parabolic position.

Fang Wenke looked at the middle-aged man behind him with a confused expression, and then looked at the small iron box that fell on the ground.

Only then did he realize that he had been picked up.

At that time, Fang Wenke only had a box of Xuanmai chewing gum in his pocket. Therefore, the thief must have been angry because he had only stolen a box of chewing gum, and then he would take the box of chewing gum and smash it at Fang Wenke.

By the time Fang Wenke reacted, the thief had already run away.

Afterwards, Fang Wenke would laugh every time he thought about it, because he had never met such a grumpy thief.

It's really three hundred and sixty lines, and it's amazing!

And the strangest thing I've ever encountered is probably at this moment!

In a completely unexpected situation, being hugged by Zhao Jun like this, without any reason or sign, was really embarrassing to the extreme.

In the corridor of the KTV, different people shuttled back and forth, and everyone passing by looked at me and Zhao Jun.

I wanted to push Zhao Jun away, but when he drank too much, his strength was as great as a cow!

At this time, Liang Xue pushed open the door of the private room at an inopportune time and saw Zhao Jun and me in the corridor.

I just wanted to explain, but Zhao Jun suddenly burped with a loud bang, and then a pile of white and yellow vomit all vomited on my coat.

When Liang Xue saw this bad scene, she screamed out with an "ah", and Jiang Yunxun also came out, and saw Zhao Jun who was vomiting on me.

Jiang Yun reacted quickly, and immediately rushed up and pulled me and Zhao Jun apart.

But Jiang Yun, a guy who is heavy on sex and light on friends, directly dragged Zhao Jun to the bathroom and threw me in place.

I remained in a semi-hugging position, not daring to move, for fear that if I moved my neck or arm, the vomit would flow into my shirt.

Smelling those strange smells, my stomach started to churn too.

I stared at Liang Xue in front of me, she still maintained a surprised attitude, I saw that she was still watching the excitement, and yelled at her angrily: "Why are you still stunned!" Don't come and help yet! ”

Liang Xue was frightened by this order, and hurriedly ran to my side and carefully helped me take off my coat.

I looked at the dirty and smelly little cotton clothes in front of me, and I wanted to strangle Zhao Jun to death.

"Why is Zhao Jun here?" Liang Xue asked curiously.

"How do I know! I would have wanted to come out and make a call, who knew he was also in this KTV! I was so angry that I wiped my cotton clothes with a tissue.

"Then Zhao Jun weishenme hugged you just now!" Liang Xue's questioning was with some jealousy.

I saw that Liang Xue was suspicious of me, and yelled at her angrily: "How do I know weishenme!" He's gone! Nothing can be done! I would like to know that he weishenme vomited me all over! ”

"Alright! I thought you two had some shady hookup. ”

"Fuck off! There are hookups that can still be seen by you! I threw the used tissues on Liang Xue's body, causing her to run away in a hurry.

However, twenty minutes have passed, and Jiang Yun and Zhao Jun have not returned.

"Where did Jiang Yun take Zhao Jun? Why haven't you come back yet? Liang Xue anxiously paced at the door of the private room, for fear that Jiang Yun would be able to eat Zhao Jun.

"What are you worried about! The big deal is that the raw rice is cooked and matured! I said teasingly.

"Jiang Yun, she dares! I broke her legs! Liang Xue said excitedly.

"Come on, you! That's all you do! If you let Jiang Yun know that you also like Zhao Jun, then you won't know who broke whose legs! I teased Liang Xue leisurely and accompanied her in the corridor to wait for Zhao Jun to come back.

At this time, the door of the private room in the next room opened, and it seemed that Zhao Jun could not be found and was anxious.

A bulging head poked out of the door of the private room, and the hair was somewhat similar to a mushroom head, and at first glance it was certain that this person must be fat!

The fat man saw that there was no Zhao Jun in the corridor, and then walked out and saw Liang Xue and me at the door.

The moment the fat man saw Liang Xue, as if he had seen some treasure, he shouted: "Liang Xue! Why are you here? ”

Liang Xue was startled, looked at the fat man in a daze and said, "Little fat! Why are you here! ”

The fat man scratched his head and said to Liang Xue shyly, "Our dormitory is gathering here!" My buddy came out and called for a long time, but there was no one! ”

"You mean Zhao Jun! He just threw up! I was taken away by my classmates, but I don't know where I took it! Liang Xue replied.

"Ahh That's it! You know Zhao Jun! Chubby's face became more and more rosy.

"Yes, I know!" Liang Xue said impatiently.

Chubby's shy expression made me think that he must be interesting to Liang Xue. He also said that today is a dormitory party, so Xiaopang and Zhao Jun must be roommates.

I pushed Liang Xue's shoulder, threw her an ambiguous electric eye, and asked in a low voice, "Who is this little fat!" ”

Liang Xue combed her bangs disdainfully, and then said faintly: "It's the one I told you about, the little fat man who has been pestering me recently!" Trainee photographer in our company! ”

"I can't see it! There are so many types of attractions you attract! ”

"Go aside! It's charm! Liang Xue pinched my arm hard.

Afterwards, Xiaopang went to the bathroom to look for Zhao Jun, Liang Xue took advantage of Chubby's departure, and hurriedly dragged me back to the private room, for fear of running into that mushroom-headed Chubby again.

"You're not so sensitive! I think that little fat man is quite haode! I picked up the nuts on the table and started sipping them.

"You've done it! But it's not you who Chubby likes! With the weight of the little chubby, the fat girl in our class can match him! Liang Xue picked up my clothes and threw them on the edge of the sofa with a disgusted expression.

"Don't look down on fat people! Fat people are all potential stocks! Moreover, I found that fat people like to look for thin people! The chubby girl also told me that she likes Fang Wenke! I got up and got my clothes back and put them beside me.

"Then you should be with Chubby! Then let the chubby chick and Fang Wenke be together! A perfect match! ”

"Fuck off!" I picked up a handful of melon seed skins and threw them at Liang Xue.

I looked at Wang Ying, who was still sleeping next to me, and put my cotton clothes with residual vomit on her body, and then secretly refreshed in my heart, hahahaha.

Although Wang Ying was asleep, her sense of smell was still very sensitive, she sniffed twice, then wrinkled her delicate eyebrows, and continued to sleep deeply.

Liang Xue took out her mobile phone and kept dialing Jiang Yun's number, wanting to ask her where she took Zhao Jun.

But Jiang Yun never answered the phone.

Lin Yishui, who was dying in the sofa, held a beer bottle in his left hand and an open wallet in his right hand.

I was curious that Lin Yishui was going to stare at his wallet, so I moved my ass and sat down next to Lin Yishui.

I saw a yellowed photo of an 18-year-old boy in my wallet.

The boy was pale, but he smiled happily.