When I woke up in the morning, I rubbed my swollen head and removed Liang Xue who was lying on top of me, and half of my arm was numb from her pressure.

And Lin Yishui, who was sleeping on the other bed, also pressed on Wang Ying's body.

Lin Yishui has short ear-length hair, Wang Ying has Sassoon short hair, and when Chad, he thought the two of them were gay.

I can't remember how many beers I drank later last night.

I only remember that we four girls stumbled into a hotel in the middle of the night, opened a standard room casually, and then fell asleep, without washing our faces and taking off our clothes.

Jiang Yun has never contacted us, looking at what Jiang Yun means, she really wants to cook rice with Zhao Junsheng!

In these years, if the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come, and it's still relatively common for the overlord to be the bow!

I crept out of bed and searched for my phone in a pile of bags on the ground, probably too much, but it still woke up Liang Xue and Wang Ying, who were sleeping.

Wang Ying sat up with difficulty, looked at Lin Yishui lying on top of her, and pushed her away.

Wang Ying's wake-up anger was really not a joke, and this palm directly pushed Lin Yishui to the ground.

With an "ah", Lin Yishui woke up from her dream, and her face just hit her sneakers.

"Holy! Whose shoes stink so much! Lin Yishui yelled.

"Yours!" Wang Ying said unceremoniously.

Lin Yishui dusted off his body, sat down on the bed again, pressed his temples hard, and said in a distorted voice: "I really drank too much last night, and now my head hurts ''!" ”

Liang Xue sat paralyzed on the bed, drooping her head, her hair hanging down on her chest, looked at Lin Yishui and said, "? Does your still hurt? ”

Lin Yishui looked at Liang Xue in a collapse and said, "You really don't understand the amorous feelings, you can't understand the sound of the child!" ”

Liang Xue continued to bite the bullet and said, "What does that have to do with!" ”

Lin Yishui picked up the pillow at hand, skimmed towards Liang Xue, and said, "is my, and the pain is the pain of!" That's it! ”

Liang Xue caught the pillow and said, "So your head is?" ”

Wang Ying leaned on the head of the bed, chuckled twice, and then said to Liang Xue: "Liang Xue, your logical thinking is so strong, let's take the civil service exam after graduation!" ”

"Forget it, I don't understand the work in officialdom!" Liang Xue said contemptuously.

On the way back to school from the hotel, we called Jiang Yun many times, but still no one answered.

Zhao Jun was even more excessive, and his phone was turned off directly.

Along the way, the four of us made various conjectures about Jiang Yun and Zhao Jun, and the approximate version is as follows.

Lin Yishui's version: Jiang Yun took advantage of Zhao Jun's drunkenness and directly tricked Zhao Jun into bed!

Wang Ying's version: Jiang Yun took advantage of Zhao Jun's drunkenness and directly tricked Zhao Jun into bed, and took all kinds of nude photos to make emotional threats!

Liang Xue's version: Jiang Yun took advantage of Zhao Jun's drunkenness, directly tricked Zhao Jun into bed, and took all kinds of nude photos to make emotional threats, and then went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate!

My version: Jiang Yun and Zhao Jun each went back to their own homes and looked for their own mothers!

With all kinds of unreliable speculations, we returned to the dormitory all the way, and the moment we opened the bedroom door, we saw Jiang Yun who was sleeping soundly.

It turns out that only my version is correct.

Liang Xue excitedly ran to Jiang Yun's bedside, pinched Jiang Yun's nose, and suffocated Jiang Yun to wake up from her dream.

Seeing Jiang Yun open her eyes, Liang Xue couldn't wait to yell at her: "You bastard!" Where did you run last night! ”

Jiang Yun touched her heart, her eyes widened wider than the bottle cap, obviously she was frightened by Liang Xue's actions.

"After sending Zhao Jun back to the dormitory yesterday, I came back, and then with the strength of the wine, I fell asleep." Jiang Yun turned over, looking very tired.

Liang Xue breathed a sigh of relief and said reassuringly: "We thought you did Zhao Jun yesterday—"

Jiang Yun picked the corners of her mouth, snorted lightly, and said, "That's okay!" He seems to have a habit of cleanliness, I want to help him, but he won't let him! ”

"That's good—" Liang Xue muttered quietly.

"What!" Jiang Yun looked at Liang Xue suspiciously.

"No, no, no, nothing!" Liang Xue subconsciously waved her hand and said weakly.

"Jiang Yun, you really don't have the guts! If he didn't comply, I would stand on the street and undress, and then slander him as a hooligan! Wang Ying said while changing clothes.

"I'll try next time." Jiang Yun agreed seriously, as if she really thought that this trick would succeed.

I took off my dirty cotton clothes, walked to the water room, wiped the stains with a wet towel, and then kept chanting Zhao Jun in my heart, cursing him for opening all his pants.

However, people just don't read it, I just muttered bad things about Zhao Jun in my heart, and Zhao Jun's text message rushed to my mobile phone.

"Unnamed, I drank too much last night, and I remember that I seemed to have done something to you that I shouldn't have done-"

I looked at the string of ellipses in the text message on my mobile phone, and a wave of anger surged into my heart, thinking that if you hugged and hugged, you still spit on my body, why don't you just kiss me a few bites!

Of course, I can't reply like that.

I wiped my wet hands and replied, "It's okay, it's just that the clothes are dirty, just wash them!" ”

I quickly pressed the send button, and Zhao Jun's text message came in again.

"Jiang Yun seemed to have drunk too much last night, and when she sent me downstairs in the dormitory, she confessed to me again. I was delirious and went upstairs ignoring her, she seemed to have been outside for a long time, and I couldn't remember the details. Anyway, help me say sorry to her. ”

After reading Zhao Jun's text message, I closed the screen of my phone and continued to wipe my cotton clothes with a wet hand towel.

When I could wipe it for about fifty or sixty times, I gave up because the stain was hard to wipe off and the bad smell couldn't get rid of it.

I picked up the padded clothes and delivered them straight downstairs to the dry cleaners.

The aunt at the dry cleaner gave me a receipt and charged me thirty yuan, telling me to come and pick up the clothes the day after tomorrow.

I rubbed the receipt in my hand and looked at the amount and date of the money on it.

I think that this shijie may not be as difficult as we think, and many things can be solved by relying on external forces.

For example, what is beyond our power can be solved with money; For example, clothes that are not clean by hand can be solved by dry cleaning; For example, if you can't speak, you can use a text message to solve the problem.

But the only tricky thing in this world is people's sincerity.

Even if I helped Zhao Jun reject Jiang Yun again, I couldn't stop her heart.

Jiang Yun's aiqing is already full of holes, how can I bear to let her pierce her intestines again.