Section 306 Funny sketches of two school girls

Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue is very beautiful, and she is a freshman French student who Yunluo personally greeted, otherwise Yunluo would not be so enthusiastic about the two students, to say that Yunluo has more students in the French department, and I haven't seen this guy care about other students.

Yunluo took care of the two school girls, and they ate very slowly, and the three of them left after eating, and the red rat Tangtang was unhappy to crawl out of the pocket of Yunluo's coat, and the little cute paw grabbed Yunluo's clothes and climbed up to his right shoulder, shaking his big fluffy tail to sell cuteness. The little cute claw is holding her little chin cutely, blinking her sapphire eyes, and the cute appearance of the sugar candy can see that Jane Leng Lan Ji Xixue likes it.

It's not even twelve o'clock now, and it's still very early for the tea bar to open at one o'clock in the afternoon, Yunluo walked on the street with the two schoolgirls, and brought the two schoolgirls as staff members, picking a good program suitable for Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue, to be able to board the New Year's Day party on the night of January 1, Yunluo has watched the New Year's Day party for four years, and is a star in the entertainment industry, so he has a lot of experience in this.

"Leng Lan, cherish the snow, you two always have to tell your senior brother what you two are good at, singing, dancing, giving speeches and so on." Yunluo touched Tangtang's big tail, Jian Leng Lan Xixue didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and the sisters Tao walked on both sides of Yunluo, just like Yunluo took her two school sisters shopping.

To say that Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue has no scheming, it is nonsense, these two sisters are very powerful. With a height of 1.63 meters, a crisp chest in the D cup, a goose egg face, a shawl show dyed in light yellow, pink thin-framed eyes, and a myopia of 300 degrees, the two school girls are still good girlfriends and sisters, both of whom were born in a hospital, that is, Ji Xixue was born three minutes earlier than Jian Lenglan.

Sisters Taodu loves to play badminton, likes to use mint-flavored perfumes, and is a versatile campus beauty in junior high and high school. went straight to the school's Youth League Committee, became a reporter for the school magazine and a radio broadcaster, and successfully got an interview with the star senior Kraken Yunluo, which made the sisters popular at Jiangnan University.

Even the TV interview of Donghai Satellite TV is ranked after Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue, and it can be seen that this pair of schoolgirls are really thoughtful and can do things. Otherwise, how could Yunluo have such a good attitude towards the two schoolgirls. The relationship between people and people needs to be managed, and it is not love at first sight.

"Oh, our hobbies are similar, singing is still okay, of course it's not as good as you, senior brother, when I go to KTV, Lan Lan and I are both wheat babas. You can sing anything decently. I'm not very good at dancing, I can still do some ballroom dancing, and we are very eloquent. ”

Ji Xixue tilted her head, thought for a while, and said with some uncertainty, the most difficult thing for a person is to recognize himself, Ji Xixue has learned a lot of talents, but she really has to meet the standards of the school-level New Year's Day party of Jiangnan University. I don't know what skills to come up with, after all, I haven't been in contact.

Jiangnan University's New Year's Day party. There is no video material left, even if the two schoolgirls want to find it, they are not complete, only the videos of some excellent programs can be found, they are all very good, Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue just thinks that the seniors are so powerful. The two of them are not confident, and it is rare to catch the clouds, where will they not squeeze it.

"I understand, Xiao Xue Lanlan, you two still haven't thought about it, right, then let Senior Brother help you choose." Yunluo is a very chic person. After thinking about it, he said, "How about singing?" You two sing me a paragraph, you can sing any song, preferably the best, I'll listen to the level. ”

Jian Lenglan and Ji Xixue glanced at each other, nodded with a smile and said Okay, the kraken Yunluo, who has amazing singing skills, stands aside, if you can really get the guidance of the kraken in singing, the sisters will also have a lot of gains, and they will be able to beat the group of females when they go to KTV to sing in the future, little girls like to compare.

"It's raining, you're on my right side, don't look at your face, my heart is tired. Corner coffee shop, you sit opposite me, looking at your face, my tears are rolling...... "Jian Lenglan and Ji Xixue cooperate very well, the two girls have been together for many years, they are very familiar with each other's habits, their voices and voices are very good, and they are already masters in the amateur level."

Professional singers, just practiced various singing methods, can use breathing to sing, not only rely on vocal cords, to be honest, ordinary people generally can't hear the difference, but Yunluo's ears are very pointed, and the two schoolgirls are amateur singing enthusiasts, without systematic training.

Although Yunluo pointed to ensure that Jian Leng Lan Xixue could be on the New Year's Day party by singing, but in this case, Yunluo would spend more time, and lazy insects don't like to do it. Yunluo thought of a very clever way, that is, double singing, as long as you pick a national song that is already very good, and then let Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue have a double lead singer, it will be almost the same.

Yunluo let the two schoolgirls practice their songs well, there is no problem at all to go to the New Year's Day party, Yunluo wants to choose a national song for the sake of politics, what the school leaders think in their heads, Yunluo is very clear.

"You two can sing well, you're a master among amateur players. If you want to get on the big stage by singing, for the time being, I can also think of a way, you two to sing in pairs, Xiao Xue Lanlan, your voice is very distinctive, probably living together for a long time, so that your timbre sounds similar, and it will be very interesting when you sing in a duplex. ”

Jian Lenglan is a girl who understands and knows how to make trade-offs: "Senior brother, how to train this duet, how long will it take, is it difficult?" Xiaoxue and I sing just as a hobby, and I didn't think about training singing skills, will it be stupid? ”

"Don't worry about this, senior brother is out of the horse, it's not a problem to fight ten at a time. It will take about three days to leave the school, and then the two of you will take the time to practice three times a day, and then you will be able to enter the New Year's Day party smoothly. Yunluo didn't fool the two junior girls, he was telling the truth, but what he didn't mention was that the so-called double singing is to pay attention to rhythm coordination, and there is no improvement in duet singing skills at all.

Yunluo's double singing is more like a tuner's means, so that the voices of Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue's two school girls complement each other, bury the shortcomings in the singing, and constantly amplify the advantages, giving the audience a gorgeous sound quality, but in fact, Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue's singing skills still have not improved, but they have achieved success with each other.

When the time comes, it will be impossible for Jian Leng Lan and Ji Xixue to transplant this success to another song, and what awaits them is failure. can sing this song well, but Yunluo synthesized the voices, singing skills, breathing and other factors of the two school girls, and then specially matched the selected national songs to repair the sound, not according to the standard music score pitch to let the two school girls sing.

This is a crooked way, those actors in the film and television industry, come to sing, why does it really sound like the same thing, it is because the behind-the-scenes tuners are beautifying the sound quality, so that those out-of-tune singing voices are modified into gold-like voices.

For example, the tone of this part of the lyrics of a national song is two, and in order to make Jian Lenglan Ji Xixue's double singing reach the standard of almost perfect two, he will let Jian Lenglan sing in a tone of 1.5, and then let Ji Xixue sing in a tone of 2.5, so that the singing voices of the two schoolgirls are matched together, and what the audience hears is the two after the mix.

Even the high notes, Yunluo can sit in this way of almost stealing syllables and temporary fills, so that Jian Lenglan doesn't have to worry about breaking the sound, and directly sings the high notes, or shouts, and then let Ji Xixue's singing voice repair the broken and jerky sound in Jian Lenglan's singing, so that the singing voices of the two school girls sound like the beauty of the high notes.

This is a very advanced musical skill, not a person with great musical talent, it can't be done, many music masters can do it, but they disdain to help others cheat, this kind of singing is just an evil way, and it can't make the singer improve at all.

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Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue obviously knows very well what the singing skills of the two people are all about, like my heart is immortal in the senior brother Yunluo, neither of them can sing that very special feeling, the death of the angel is not good at all, and the phoenix is not dead is better, but it always sounds a little worse, and it can't reach the soul sound of the kraken koala.

In the case of choice, the two schoolgirls still don't want to rely on singing, this is their shortcoming, and they can't ask Yunluo to help every year. It depends on the degree of Yunluo's fame, it won't take much time, and when Yunluo's fiancΓ©e An Chuyu graduates from Jiangnan University, Yunluo will run away without a trace.

"Senior brother, are there any other good programs? Xiaoxue and I want to support ourselves, and if we don't have your help in the future, we also want to go to the New Year's Day party. This kind of refusal is mostly made by Jian Lenglan, and the quiet Jian Lenglan says that this is very suitable for her temperament, and she tends to be cold.

Yunluo smiled slightly, but he didn't care about this, but looked at the two school girls, thought about it, and asked a few words: "Xiao Xue Lanlan, you two can speak well, I sometimes hear radio broadcasts when I walk on campus, it's very good." I've also read the school magazine, and my writing skills are also very good, both of you have a good body and temperament, and you also have a talent for acting. ”

Alas, Yunluo's classmates began to brag again, and they deceived the two schoolgirls without money, in order to be lazy, but they did everything.

Jian Leng Lan Ji looked at Yunluo with snowy eyes, but this bad senior brother just smiled and didn't speak, and the sister Tao was in a hurry and coquetted for the senior brother. Jian Leng Lan Ji Xixue walked beside Yunluo left and right, and it was also convenient for the two junior sisters to hold Yunluo's two arms in Xiang's arms, shaking and swaying, and said in unison: "Senior brother, say it quickly." ”

Ahem, after silently enjoying the softness of the two schoolgirls' pretty breasts, the classmate Yunluo, who was not lustful, gave the most suitable Jian Lenglan Ji Xixue: "Senior brother thought of a good idea, Xiao Xue Lanlan, you two are actually very suitable for acting in sketches, if you can wield your various talents, and the main body is funny, you will definitely be able to become an instant hit." (To be continued......)

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