Chapter 32: I Can't Beat It!
Li Pingjiang turned around, it was a little second person holding a rag, and when he saw that he looked at him and didn't speak, his smile looked a little embarrassed and said, "Hehe, guest officer, do you think a bowl of ramen?"
Li Pingjiang smiled slightly and walked over, Xiao Er was overjoyed when he saw this, and hurriedly took out a booklet from his pocket and handed it to Li Pingjiang, Li Pingjiang, who took the booklet, came to a table where no one was there and sat down.
Xiao Er was about to speak, but Li Pingjiang raised his hand to stop Xiao Er's words from coming to his mouth. I picked up the menu and looked at it, "Bring me a bowl of spicy beef noodles!"
"Okay! Objective, please wait!" Xiao Er poured Li Pingjiang a cup of tea and ran into the inn with a smile, Li Pingjiang sat sideways at the table, looking at a wooden bridge on the river.
There was a man and a woman standing on the wooden bridge, where they sang poems, won the praise of many people, only to hear the woman laugh and say: "The beauty by the river is to be married, but the bright moon shines in the second room!"
Li Pingjiang was taking a sip of tea, and suddenly he couldn't help but squirt out, and when he saw that no one was paying attention to him, he breathed a sigh of relief, because this was impolite behavior after all.
I only heard the man be silent for a moment, smiled slightly, and raised his left and right hands lightly and said a word: "If Jia returns to my long flowing water, the ascites flows east into the main house!"
The corners of Li Pingjiang's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he stood up and said loudly: "Laughing lightly, life is as clear as water! Jiuquyan is back unharmed!" In fact, Li Pingjiang is making it up blindly, because he forgot the words as soon as he opened his mouth, like a wild horse that has escaped from the leash, and he is out of control.
The onlookers all looked at him, and Li Pingjiang smiled slightly: "The villain Li Pingjiang, the people of the rivers and lakes give the nickname Shixian Li Taiping!"
A couple of men and women on the bridge walked down, and the people made their debut, and the two soon came to Li Pingjiang's face, and the woman looked at Li Pingjiang with admiration and interest in her eyes.
But the man was not very friendly and said, "Since the little brother calls himself a poet immortal, can you write a poem describing the river of our water city for all the people present?"
"Yes, yes, please make the lyrics!" echoed one after another, Li Pingjiang knew that he had just fallen into the face of this guy, and now he wanted to take revenge on himself and make himself ugly, Li Pingjiang only had one sentence in his heart, "Hehe, Lao Tzu told you that it is impossible!"
"Haha! Since rookies can say two sentences, why don't I, as a poet immortal, say two words?" Li Pingjiang sneered, raised his eyebrows, and walked towards the wooden bridge.
"You..." The man was not lightly angry, and the resentment in his eyes was obvious, but there were many people here, and it was inconvenient to do it, not to mention that there was a beautiful woman beside him, if it affected his plan, it would be over, otherwise Li Pingjiang would kill someone tonight.
"Listen, everyone!" Li Pingjiang cleared his throat, clasped his hands into fists and spun around, and then made a high-ranking appearance, waved his big hand, and began to say with a flick of his sleeves.
Between the heavens and the earth, water is the most abundant.
As for the Xiashui Xiangling, it is blocked along the trace.
Weicheng is light and dusty towards the rain, and the guest house is green and willow-colored.
The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossoms flow and the mandarin fish is fat.
The hour does not know the moon, and it is called a white jade plate. and suspicious Yaotai mirror, flying in the blue clouds.
The moon black geese flew high, and fled in the night. If you want to chase away the light horsemen, the snow is full of bows and knives.
The moon is falling and the sky is full of frost, and Jiang Feng is sleeping. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Gusu, the bell rings in the middle of the night to the passenger ship. Three or two peach blossoms outside the bamboo, the prophet of the plumbing duck in the spring river.
At the end of the day, the Yellow River flows into the sea.
The Yellow River falls through the East China Sea, and thousands of miles are written into the bosom.
The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, a lonely city and ten thousand mountains.
Nine curves of the Yellow River are thousands of miles of sand, and the waves are blowing from the end of the world.
If you want to cross the Yellow River and ice congestion river, you will climb the snow-filled mountains of Taihang.
"Okay!" A burst of cheers came, applause and cheers were endless, even the man was shocked, and the woman next to him looked at Li Pingjiang with even more obsessed eyes.
"Gods, don't hold a grudge against me, the boy Li Pingjiang is not kind, borrow your poems and use them, please forgive me!" Li Pingjiang muttered a few words to himself bitterly in his heart.
"Let's talk about a few more words, okay!" The man smiled coldly at Li Pingjiang and thought, "Hmph! If you dare me to steal the limelight, then you will have too much limelight!"
"Okay, okay!" The man only twitched a few times when he heard the woman's words, and he didn't look back at the woman's shoes, if he did, it would only increase his annoyance.
"Well, that's my noodles ready, I'll eat the noodles first, you guys play first. Li Pingjiang really couldn't think of any other poems that could describe the river, and just at this time, Xiao Er walked out with a bowl of hot noodles and took advantage of it to get out.
As soon as the words fell, Li Pingjiang ran to Xiao Er, made noodles in the little second-hand middle, sat on the table and began to gobble up, looking hungry.
The people around were all embarrassed, although Li Pingjiang said that he would talk about it after eating the noodles, but he was still a little disappointed. They all stood there and waited.
The man smiled grimly, the coldness in his eyes overflowed, and he turned around and walked towards the small alley. Li Pingjiang felt a cold gaze looking at him, and the corners of his mouth hooked disdainfully.
"Hey, bragging is really hurting others and hurting yourself!" Thinking of this, Li Pingjiang smiled again and took a sip of the spicy soup.
Just when Li Pingjiang was about to finish eating noodles, an untimely voice came out of the alley, "The northwest Xuantian is cloudy, the crows fall on the phoenix group, and the streets are full of heroes, who is the king and who is the minister!"
Hearing this, the faces of the people on the street changed greatly, and some of the old and weak women and children directly threw away the things in their hands and turned around and ran, even the woman who was obsessed with Li Pingjiang was the same.
Li Pingjiang was curiously watching the appearance of a group of people fleeing, and as soon as he turned around, bang, the door of the inn was slammed shut, and the window frames on the side were shaken down by the vibration, and they fell to the ground with a clatter.
Li Pingjiang sat on the side of the street with a bowl in his hand, the black line at one end, and then there was a bang, and the shopkeeper and Xiao Er pushed the cupboard over and blocked the window.
At this time, there was no one on the street, so Li Pingjiang looked at the alley, and a big man walked out of it, followed by two people, one of whom was the man just now.
"Boy, I heard Ergou say that you robbed my little daughter-in-law, and now I will make you my son!"
"Ergou??Then he is Sangou?" Li Pingjiang pointed to another man and asked with a strange expression.
"That's right! Since you've heard of the three of us, you still dare to offend, you're really a little floating!" The big man with his hands on his waist stood in front of Li Pingjiang, condescending.
"Then you are a big dog?" Li Pingjiang burst out laughing, "Big dog, two dogs, three dogs, the three of you all know that the two dogs are the best, the big dogs are raised by others, and as for the three dogs, they are not very famous." ”
The big man's face sank, "Put your mother's shit, Lao Tzu's name is Dabu Island!" Dabu Island pointed to his chin with a big finger, and the pride came from the elevation of his chin.
Li Pingjiang's eyes widened, his mouth opened slightly, and he made a surprised expression and said, "Jianghu people can't beat them if they give nicknames, right?"
"Haha, count yourself as acquaintances!"
"Big brother, don't mess with him, just beat him up and you're done! This guy is very cunning!" Ergou stepped forward and whispered softly.
"Okay, Lao Tzu will see if you can be defeated by Lao Tzu!" Li Pingjiang's tone and face turned cold, and as soon as he slapped the table, a chopstick rose into the air, and then Li Pingjiang flicked the head of the chopsticks with a light finger, and the chopsticks flew directly to the throat of Biaodabu Island.
Dabu Island snorted coldly, "Carving insect skills!" Then he raised his right hand, and with a flick of his index finger, the sound of fine iron sounded, and this chopstick was directly bounced to the left side by Dabu Island.
"Ah~" After a scream, there was a plop, and the second dog fell directly to the ground, and Dabu Island hurriedly helped him up and said, "What's the matter!"
Ergou stretched out his trembling right hand and touched his right cheek, and cried sadly: "Big brother, my face!" Ergou turned his head sideways and presented his right face in front of the three of them, Li Pingjiang kept looking at the three of Dabu Island, and naturally saw what was happening on Ergou's face.
A red mark spread from the corner of Ergou's mouth to the root of his ear, and the corners of his mouth were torn, but it was not very serious, "Oh, your eldest brother is going to kill you, and you still follow him so sincerely!"
"Fuck your shit!" Dabu Island immediately scolded the second dog beside him: "Who told you not to hide away from the fuck!Get out of the way, Lao Tzu is going to clean him up!"
A gust of wind blew, and Dabu Island had already come to Li Pingjiang's side, "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, I will stand beside you!" After speaking, a fist smashed towards Li Pingjiang's head.
"Hmph! Iron Fist!" Li Pingjiang blasted out with a fist, causing the surrounding air to crackle, and Dabu Island's pupils shrank sharply, as if a dark fire was flying towards him, like blowing a life fire.
"You gale, blow, blow out!" Li Pingjiang sneered, Dabu Island had not yet reacted, Li Pingjiang's fist had already touched his fist, bang! Dabu Island retreated.
"The eagle catches the chicken, the chicken doesn't stuff its teeth!" Li Pingjiang learned Dabu Island's tone, jumped up, spun around in the air, and shouted: "Kong Ming Chop!" His hands stretched out, turned into palm knives, and slashed towards Dabu Island's shoulders.
As soon as Dabu Island stabilized his figure, he saw Li Pingjiang descend from the sky with a momentum like a bamboo, bang! click~ A muffled sound mixed with the sound of bones shattering sounded, and Dabu Island fell to his knees with a thud.
A trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth, and he looked at Li Pingjiang with disdain and said, "I don't live up to my name, I just can't be defeated!" Li Pingjiang stood with his hands closed and looked at Dabu Island like this.
"Big brother!" the cries of the second and third dogs came from the side of the alley.
"Don't worry about me, your mighty big brother can't be defeated!" Dabu Island spat out a small mouthful of blood, almost spit on Li Pingjiang's robe, but fortunately Li Pingjiang dodged immediately.
"Okay, big brother, come on, little brother believes in you!" the two of them said in unison, turned around and disappeared into the depths of the alley. The scene was silent for a while.