After a while, Li Pingjiang looked at the desperate expression of Dabu Island in front of him and sneered: "Your little brother has run away, what else do you have to say?"

"Uh... Little brother, how about you treat me as a fart and let me go?" Dabudao reluctantly raised his head, as if he was afraid that Li Pingjiang would not agree, so he hurriedly changed his words: "Oh no, no, no, it's not the little brother, it's the master, the master! I have the old and the young, and I have to feed the whole family when I go out!"

When Li Pingjiang heard this, he immediately smiled, turned around and pouted his buttocks, poof~ Li Pingjiang groaned and said, "Ah! It's so fucking comfortable!" patted his ass with both hands, turned to look at Dabu Island and continued: "Okay, you can go!"

"By the way, why is your face so dark?" Li Pingjiang pretended to be suspicious. In fact, Li Pingjiang has no intention of dwelling on, after all, he has no father and no mother, and he knows this kind of orphan-like pain, and he must not let other children become single-parent families.

The corners of Dabudao's mouth twitched, and there were 10,000 words of grass and mud running wildly in his heart, and then his mouth pursed, making a retching appearance, but there was no vomit. In a moment, Dabu Island's eyes were full of bloodshot and tears, his hands drooped in front of him, and he stood up with difficulty, without looking back, and went directly towards the alley.

"Wait!" Li Pingjiang called out to Dabu Island. Dabudao paused, a large bead of sweat appeared on his forehead, turned around stiffly, and smiled at Li Pingjiangpi: "Hehe, what do you command?"

"You see that the people on this street are all scared away by you, including which shops have been scared by you, where does Lao Tzu sleep? All this is your responsibility, so Lao Tzu will go to your house for a night tonight, do you think it's okay?" Li Pingjiang returned to the table, poured himself a cup of tea, and stared at Dabu Island like this.

"My family... It's too far from here, you're tired today, you need to rest early. So I'll help you find a place to live, do you think it's okay?"

"That's okay, you can find it!" Li Pingjiang took a sip of the teacup and continued: "Of course, you have to find a satisfactory place for Lao Tzu, so that you can match Lao Tzu's identity!"

"Don't worry about this, you are satisfied!" Dabu Island slowly walked to the front of the inn and shouted: "Hu Chun! If you don't open the door for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will come to you every day to collect protection money!

Bang! The door of the inn was opened, and Li Pingjiang also snorted, he didn't expect this guy to say this, and immediately a teacup passed, slammed it on Dabu Island's head and said: "Get out! Don't come to harm the people again in the future, if you let Lao Tzu find out, your leg will be broken next time!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Dabudao nodded in agreement, then turned around and walked towards the alley again, although he was afraid of Li Pingjiang, he didn't dare to run, after all, it was very painful for the broken bone thorns to pierce into the flesh.

After Dabu Island left here, Li Pingjiang looked back at the shopkeeper at the door, and smiled softly: "Shopkeeper, is there a room?"

The shopkeeper was a hunchbacked old man, and the old man's voice was particularly powerful: "Ahaha, little brother has something, you can come in." ”

Li Pingjiang walked over excitedly and asked curiously: "Who is this Dabu Island? The people seem to be very afraid, and the city lord doesn't seem to care about this posture!"

The shopkeeper pulled Li Pingjiang into the inn, sat down at a table, and sighed softly: "Hey, this guy was originally an immortal, but it's a pity that his cultivation was abolished and he fell to this point. ”

At this time, Xiao Er came over with a teapot, poured three cups of tea, and also sat down to listen.

"The lord of the city has also fought with him before, but unfortunately he was defeated, he was knocked unconscious, and after waking up, he had a strange disease, only his eyes could move, his body could not move at all, and he couldn't even speak. Hey, I invited countless miracle doctors, and they all said that only immortals could save him, but unfortunately there is nothing here to attract immortals, and even if he comes, he won't save him!"

"Oh~ I see!I thought they were in a group!" Li Pingjiang laughed dryly and thought to himself: "Isn't this a vegetative person!" and then asked embarrassedly: "By the way, shopkeeper, how much is the total amount of noodles and accommodation fees I just ate?"

"Hey, seeing that you are doing harm for the people, I will cheapen you a little, a total of two hundred gold coins!" The shopkeeper said very naturally, obviously not deceiving Li Pingjiang.

But Li Pingjiang was still stunned, and the shopkeeper looked at it in his eyes, and said with a smile: "A bowl of noodles is forty gold coins, and the accommodation fee is three hundred and sixty gold coins, I will give you a half-discount." ”

The corners of Li Pingjiang's mouth twitched, the consumption of this water city and Qingcheng is really a world of difference, and he immediately rolled up his sleeves and said: "Isn't it just two hundred gold coins, little meaning!"

Bang! Li Pingjiang shook his hand and slapped a handful of gold coins on the dining table, each time he slapped the dining table, it was ten gold coins, and when he patted it 20 times, Li Pingjiang threw off his sleeves and headed towards the second floor.

"Ahaha! The little brother is so generous!" The shopkeeper's voice was very unpleasant, and Li Pingjiang didn't reply, obviously ignoring the meaning of this old bastard.

As soon as the sun leaked out a small head, Li Pingjiang was already flying in the air, dodging densely populated areas one after another, heading towards the Soaring Kingdom.

At noon, Li Pingjiang finally came to Night Dragon City, the imperial city of the soaring kingdom, Li Pingjiang walked alone on the street, and he knew that Li Pingjiang was very depressed by looking at his expression.

"TM, Lao Tzu is a national teacher, why no one has come to pick up Lao Tzu, this is too shameless!" Li Pingjiang made up his mind that he must rectify this contemporary emperor.

"Stop! The palace is not allowed to outsiders to step in!" The two guards in gold armor robes stopped Li Pingjiang, their expressions were indifferent, and they looked like men who had been killed for a long time!

Li Pingjiang coughed, looked high, took out a jade plaque out of thin air and said, "Lao Tzu's way, you dare to block it?"

The two soldiers looked at it too much, pounced, and the two knelt down on one knee and said, "I've seen the National Teacher!" There was only a look of respect on their faces, and there was no fear that Li Pingjiang wanted to see.

"Hmm!" Li Pingjiang replied softly, and walked towards the palace, his mouth pursed slightly, and his brows were slightly furrowed, obviously very dissatisfied with the performance of these two guys, but the two soldiers were on one knee with their heads bowed, and they couldn't see Li Pingjiang's dissatisfied look.

As soon as he stepped into the gate of the imperial city, the golden halls were presented in front of Li Pingjiang's eyes, which were no worse than the grandeur of the Forbidden City, but it seemed a little quiet and strange here.

At this moment, a burst of gongs and drums sounded! A total of thirty beats were struck, and Li Pingjiang was puzzled when a loud voice came from the city wall in all directions, "Qingxuanzong has assigned the national teacher Li Pingjiang to arrive!"

When Li Pingjiang heard this, "Oh, I'm so good, I've finally waited for these few words!" After speaking, Li Pingjiang slammed, took out a chair and put it on the ground, waved his robe, and sat down like this.

At this moment, the door of the glorious hall in the middle was slowly opened, and Li Pingjiang vaguely saw two eunuchs rolling the red carpet towards him.

"Lao Tzu wants you to see what arrogance is!" After speaking, Li Ping lay directly on the chair, Erlang's legs were cocked, and with a click, a cigarette was lit by Li Pingjiang.

"The emperor has arrived!" A sharp voice sounded from inside the main hall, and a middle-aged man in a dragon robe walked out of the main hall, and just arrived at the stone stairs of the main hall, he stood there motionless.

"Oh, it's okay if you don't pick up Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu has already passed, no way!" Li Pingjiang immediately took out another tea machine and brewed tea slowly.

At this time, two eunuchs rolling the red carpet had already come to Li Pingjiang, and a eunuch who looked a little old came over and respectfully stretched out his right hand to Li Pingjiang and made a gesture of please: "National teacher, please!"

"tm, just send two eunuchs to pick up Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu won't go!" Li Pingjiang Cong didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, as if he hadn't heard it, and still made his own tea.

"Your Majesty, looking at the kid's big shelf, do you want to tear him down?" Behind the emperor stood a eunuch dressed in the costume of a chief eunuch, and his tone was extremely vicious.

"Hey, no, although it is a disciple of Qingzhu Beiyuan, but Qingxuanzong is not easy to offend, if you offend Qingxuanzong, only three personal disciples are needed to sweep the entire empire of the Eastern Wilderness Beizhou. ”

After speaking, the emperor walked towards Li Pingjiang with heavy steps, constantly improving his momentum along the way, and pressing towards Li Pingjiang.

Li Pingjiang's eyes were cold, "Hmph! Give Lao Tzu a horse! Or that sentence is impossible!" Li Pingjiang felt the momentum of the pressure, he didn't care at all, and sat there drinking tea as if nothing happened.

When he arrived five meters in front of Li Pingjiang, the emperor looked at Li Pingjiang expressionlessly and said, "The national teacher has come from afar, if I am slack, please forgive me!"

Li Pingjiang swept away the divine stone, "Hmph! A generation of emperors only built the foundation in the later period. He coughed twice and said, "Xu Yongguo, do you also know how to be sluggish?" Lao Tzu waited for you for a long time before you came out, and when he came, no one came to greet him!"

"Bold! In front of the emperor, you can speak wildly!" Before Xu Yongguo could speak, the eunuch on the side looked at Li Pingjiang with cruel eyes and said: "Don't think that you are a national teacher, you are amazing! In front of the emperor, you are still a grass people!"

Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, and then became angry, "Damn, when will I be taught a lesson by a eunuch!" immediately slapped the table and said: "Get out! You eunuch who has no seeds! Dare to make irresponsible remarks in front of Lao Tzu, it is not your turn to come here!"

The chief eunuch was about to speak, but the emperor Xu Yongguo on the side stopped what the chief eunuch wanted to say and said: "Eunuch Li, you calm down, go down first!" Then he turned back to Li Pingjiang and smiled slightly: "Please don't blame the national teacher, to be honest, I don't want to stop this war!"

Li Pingjiang's face darkened, "I know that my surname is Li, and I still call that eunuch Eunuch Li, what does this mean!" Thinking of this, Li Pingjiang smiled and said, "Oh, you want to destroy the country?"