In college classrooms, it is generally one person who speaks, a group of people sleep, and it is rare that one or two top students will listen carefully, but they are also non-humans.

Therefore, in order not to be non-human, every time we go to class, the five of us in the dormitory lie down collectively, for nothing else, just for unity.

Throughout the college, our dormitories were notoriously skipping classes, being late, and hanging out of classes. But there's another well-deserved name, and that's the beauty bed, but I'll admit I'm holding us back.

In today's class, except for Wang Ying, who was still sleeping in the dormitory, the four of us all sat in the Zuihou row of the classroom. And everyone has a cup of soy milk and a piece of corn tortillas, and sits in the corner without saying a word and eats breakfast.

Speaking of breakfast, I still remember that there was a popular song on the Internet before, called "Skipping breakfast is a very hip-hop thing", and I thought the song title was funny, so I took a look at this singing girl on the Internet with the mentality of joining in the fun. As a result, I was poisoned by idols and didn't eat breakfast for two weeks, but it didn't turn out to be hip-hop at all, and it was true that I was starving like lightning.

When I went to college, I barely missed a breakfast, and I had to eat three meals a day. So, I've been gaining weight all the time - except for the first day of school, which was attended by the five of us, and since the second day, the five of us haven't been in the same class, so I don't think this year's dragon will be able to summon it, so I'll wait until next year!

Today, the reason why the four of us get up early to go to class is because the teacher is one of the "four famous catchers" in our school, she is a menopausal woman over 40 years old, and she is still single - so it is not difficult for you to imagine what kind of chemical reaction will occur when an old virgin who is nearly half a hundred years old and is in the special stage of menopause?

The reason why the old virgin is so powerful in the whole school is because of her exclusive killer feature, that is, three times in one class! As long as you don't answer once, whether you are in the toilet, or dozing off, even if she sees you in class, as long as you don't say the word "to", then I'm sorry, she can only give you one in the final exam: hang!

With such a perverted teacher, do you still dare to skip class? But Wang Ying is excepted, because Wang Ying doesn't care if he has credits or not, rich people are crazy! As soon as they graduate, they will take over the family business, regardless of whether you have a bachelor's degree or a degree, all stand aside!

But Wang Ying didn't want to always make the old virgin angry, before I came out of the dormitory, I saw her struggling in bed for a while, and then tried to open her right eye with sticky shit, and said to me with bad breath: "Answer for me!" ”

Then she fell asleep again, and I didn't know that I thought she had died and died.

I guess in a girl's life, the person who has seen each other's ugly looks is not a roommate in the same dormitory. They know how you look after removing your makeup, how many pairs of socks you have to save before you wash them, whether you talk or snore when you sleep, and you know the most natural you.

Because as time goes by, no matter how much you can disguise, you will let down your guard.

There are not many people in our class, so everyone's position in class is basically fixed. Our dorm room is always in a row at zuihou, and my front seat is always a chubby chick.

She is called a fat girl because she is really fat, a short figure of one meter and fifty-eight, with a weight of two hundred and forty pounds, and her whole face is piled up with fat. And the most especially her huge ass, basically whoever sits on it will die.

Therefore, the word "plump" can no longer describe fat girls, and it is more appropriate to use "plump" to describe them.

However, the chubby chick told me that she was standard, and I squirted right away.

Of course, the chubby girl also knows that she is fat, and she is very optimistic, otherwise she would not be so open-minded to accept the title we give her.

I love Chubby's back because as soon as she sits directly in front of me, her back blocks all vision in front of me. Then I can do whatever I want in class.

The fat girl is also happy to sit in front of me, and she is always close to me when she has nothing to do, and the main reason is that the fat girl has a good impression of Fang Wenke.

I still remember that when Fang Wenke came to the classroom for dinner for the first time, the fat girl sat in front of me, and when the fat girl saw Fang Wenke, she couldn't say anything amazing. Later, the chubby girl told me that Fang Wenke was simply too hungry for her.

When the fat girl said this, I felt that my friendship with her had come to an end, or rather, my life had also come to an end. Because I'm always afraid that once the fat girl confesses to Fang Wenke one day, will she be able to sit on my competitor with a butt.

Therefore, the liliang of the ass is still a little bigger than the liliang of aiqing - in the classroom, the classmates are slowly sitting together, maybe the tortillas in the hands of the four of us are too fragrant, which makes the fat girl in the front seat turn back frequently.

I saw that she might not have eaten breakfast, so I tore the tortilla in half and handed it to the chubby girl. The fat girl was not polite, she took it and started to gnaw, and instigated two mouthfuls of my soy milk, which was really missing.

After the fat girl gobbled up the tortillas, the old virgin came in with a lesson plan, still a plain black suit, as if she was at a funeral.

"Alright, don't eat it! Hurry up and pack up for class! The old virgin slammed the lectern twice.

"I'll call it in a minute! What didn't arrive this time won't be used in the future! I won't give a grade when I come! The old virgin continued.

We are not surprised by this intimidation of the old virgin.

Maybe in the first few days of school, we will still be terrified because of this sentence, but later we found out that this sentence has become the opening sentence of her every class, if she doesn't say this sentence one day, we will think that she is in love.

The old virgin began to take names, but she had a habit of never looking up during the roll call, so I could easily help Wang Ying answer every time.

This is the first time I have answered for Wang Ying, and I have forgotten it. However, I was able to maintain such a harmonious relationship with Wang Ying, which I did not expect.

Before Wang Ying came to the dormitory, I always thought that she and I would become two bombs in the dormitory. But now it seems that this is impossible, because Wang Ying will have to rely on me for at least one semester to help her answer and write her homework.

If you have to choose who the bomb in the bedroom is, of course, it is Jiang Yun and Liang Xue. These two women, one yin and one yang, were supposed to be sisters with complementary personalities, but because of a man's troubles, they became mutually exclusive individuals.

Even if Jiang Yun didn't know that Liang Xue liked Zhao Jun, it was getting closer and closer to the day when the truth was revealed. Judging from the frequency of Liang Xue secretly looking for Zhao Jun, Liang Xue's offensive has become more and more courageous.

And I'm very glad now, fortunately Liang Xue doesn't like Fang Wenke, otherwise I will definitely not be able to compare to her, Liang Xue is smart, beautiful and diligent, a man is tempted!