Chapter 513: I Hate You All My Life
The next day, under the intimate persuasion of her daughter-in-law, the old lady wanted to open, why should she have such a good son and daughter-in-law and have a hard time with herself! Is it bad to live a few more years?
So, the energetic old lady prepared a big meal at noon that day to express her love for her daughter-in-law as a mother-in-law.
It's a pity that before the fire was lit, the little cub drove the lead, followed by two police cars and stopped at the gate.
When she saw that bastard being crushed out of the police car, the old lady went crazy!
It's like a crazy demon, and they scratch and scratch when they go up, and Zhang Wei and Lili, who look at it fiercely, have shadows. But this incident really made Zhang Wei very depressed, didn't you say that you would do this in advance and inquire about what the family was doing?
The old lady made a fuss, so she didn't have to say anything, and escorted the person back to the police car, and one of them seemed to be the head of the greeting with the little cub, and then drove away with his subordinates.
The old lady was so angry that she didn't cook lunch. Lili's family is pregnant, of course she can't do it. Zhang Wei's father wanted to get started, but was persuaded by Zhang Wei.
Later, when he saw the shredded potatoes cut out by Zhang Wei with a knife, the little cub was depressed and had to take out the prestige of the owner of the big hotel, so that Zhang Wei's family could have a good look at his cooking skills.
Hearing this, Wang Yong felt that everything was over, why was she still so listless as if she had lost her soul? Is it really a loss of soul? Thinking so, just as he was about to show him a good look, Zhang Wei spoke.
"Drink!"
"Boom-"
As soon as he hit Wang Yong's cup, he tilted his neck and half a glass of white wine entered his stomach. Suddenly frightened and came in with a plate of white-cut chicken, Liu Xiaoguang, who was about to drink with them, put down the plate and escaped from the house without staying for a moment.
The last time he was drunk, it made him miserable. Parents and daughter-in-law fell for a week, the key is that he was uncomfortable for two days, lying on the kang and not wanting to get up, that uncomfortable energy made him have a heartfelt resistance to wine, especially now after seeing Zhang Wei's way of drinking.
"Good! Done! Wang Yong looked at Zhang Wei and was reluctant to say. didn't open his mouth, he dried it in one gulp, and then poured it directly for the two of them, and this cup was definitely more than three taels.
"Come again!"
"Boom-"
Another glass in.
The third aunt secretly lay at the door, staring at Wang Yong through the curtain, what do you mean kid is going to do? Wang Yong shrugged helplessly, then quietly pointed at Zhang Wei, shrugged again, and made a helpless expression.
Originally, he wanted to spit out the truth after drinking, and wanted to get Zhang Wei drunk first so that Wang Yong could speak. Ignoring the warning of the third aunt, he continued to pour wine.
It stands to reason that this bit of wine should be enough to put down Zhang Wei, who doesn't drink much, but I don't know what happened to Zhang Wei today, this is obviously an extraordinary performance! Haven't fallen yet? How can Wang Yong still talk about it?
A glass and a half of fifty-two-degree liquor entered his stomach, and Zhang Wei had already begun to shake. However, in line with the principle of saving people and saving them to the end, Wang Yong felt that he had to do another one with Zhang Wei!
"Come on, come on, don't you see, when did you secretly practice so well?"
While pouring wine, he stared at Zhang Wei. When the wine was full, I saw Zhang Wei holding his head with his hands on his head, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Wang Yong took the opportunity to eat a few bites of food to cushion his stomach and relieve his drinking.
If he drinks like this without using spiritual power to dissolve it, he can't stand it? Next time, if there is such a thing, it will be handed over to the brute Da Zhuang. Ordinary people really can't do this job!
"Well, this terrible braised fish is good, when did Comrade Liu make such a good dish? When I go back later, I have to ask the third aunt to decorate herself and save it for wine and food in the evening. ”
Eat it at the same time. Wang Yong was talking to himself like no one else. After a while, a plate of seven or eight pieces of rotten hairtail fish slice all entered his stomach. After eating the fish, I looked at the other dishes on the table. Fortunately, there is an old vinegar jellyfish head that makes him feel that it should taste good.
Just as he was about to stretch out his chopsticks to taste it, Zhang Wei, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke again.
"I'm uncomfortable!"
Hearing Zhang Wei say this, Wang Yong was stunned! What does this mean? After looking Zhang Wei up and down, and even using his divine thoughts, Wang Yong was slightly relieved after finding that he was in good health.
Because of the cheating? Not really, right? Was that kid caught from time to time? Besides, the money has been recovered, it's all fine, why is this kid still like this?
"Uncomfortable? What's wrong? Tell your buddy, okay? ”
As he spoke, he didn't stop. This old vinegar sting made by Liu Xiaoguang is really beautiful in color, rich in vinegar fragrance, sweet in sour, delicious and refreshing!
The yellowish jellyfish head is shredded with green chili peppers, red peppers, white garlic, and green coriander.
In addition, the rich aroma of old vinegar and the delicious oil-consuming taste slowly emit out, making you unconsciously start to inhale hard with your nose.
When you put a chopstick in your mouth, you first feel the sour aroma of old vinegar, and then the sweetness of sugar comes out. One bite, crunchy, crispy, smooth! It's delicious!
It's just that before Wang Yong tasted this delicacy again, Zhang Wei was a moth again.
This time, this guy who is not afraid of death seems to be planning to fight to the death. Holding the cup, he staggered up and was about to clink glasses with Wang Yong.
How can you get used to him! Haven't you heard that old saying? There are no fathers and sons in the wine field! What's more, it's a friend who wants to stick a knife in both sides?
"!"
"Boom-"
Wang Yong poured another glass of wine into his mouth without raising his head, and then stretched out his chopsticks to clip the old vinegar sting. It's just that as soon as the chopsticks reached the place, I saw Zhang Wei suddenly throw down the cup, cover his mouth and run out suddenly.
Sample, you dare to fight with me even if you can drink two bottles of beer? Do you drink or vomit? But I thought so, but the action was not slow, and Wang Yong rushed out immediately.
Zhang Wei is not an outsider, not to mention that he is his first brother-in-law, just by virtue of the friendship between the two of them studying military affairs in the classroom during the third year of high school, this can't be ignored, right?
Besides, this kid is usually wilted and wilted, and there are not many opportunities to see him make a fool of himself.
As soon as I went out, I saw Zhang Wei's mouth. Just like the water baby in the gourd baby, a substance with a strong smell of wine sprayed out.
Wow! Has this kid ever practiced? This Nima has caught up with the high-pressure water faucet, right? Thinking of such a bullish thing, how could he not let the sober Zhang Wei see it for himself afterwards, Wang Yong immediately took out his mobile phone and began to record Zhang Wei.
At the same time, after Zhang Wei spit out, he didn't stop, stumbled and continued to run. I guess I realized that this is a hotel! You vomit, how do people do business?
While Wang Yong ran out with Zhang Wei, he didn't forget to take a look at how far Zhang Wei had sprayed the stuff that Zhang Wei had just spit out. This was a shock.
Nima has to be five or six meters, right?
When Wang Yong ran to the door. Seeing the third uncle, the third aunt was at the door and was about to chase Zhang Wei, who was stumbling out.
"Third uncle, I don't need you, just have me watching, you can be busy with yours."
"Wang Yong, hurry up and take a look, don't let anything happen to him again."
"Yes, yes, I don't know what's wrong with this kid. What's wrong, how can you drink like this? Don't you drink your body to death? ”
Wang Yongxin said, "Who will I ask?" I want to know.
Holding up his mobile phone, Wang Yong saw that Zhang Wei was about to run to the bridge in the mountain pass, and Wang Yong hurriedly quickened his pace. This guy drank too much. Stop digging into the ditch.
Although that part of the area also belongs to the village, the temperature is okay, and the water in it is not too cold. But after all, this is far away from the village, and it is still early spring. The weather was still a little cold, and he drank too much and sweated. If you are stimulated by cold water, it is strange if you don't catch a cold?
When Wang Yong hurriedly ran to the head of the bridge, when he saw Zhang Wei who was already lying on the concrete floor by the bridge, his hanging heart was relieved.
However, when he saw Zhang Wei's appearance, Wang Yong couldn't hold back anymore and bent over with a smile. Then he trembled and held up his mobile phone to give Zhang Wei a big close-up.
What's wrong with this Zhang Wei?
The girl was lying on the ground, her belly bulging and her mouth was like a fountain, and one by one she was pouring out of the foul-smelling vomit full of the smell of alcohol. It's just that this "fountain" has no strength, and it sprays all over his face, head, neck, and chest.
Wang Yong pinched his nose, saved the video of his mobile phone and put it in his pocket, looked at Zhang Wei's vomit all over his body, and made a difficulty. How should this be rectified? Is it possible to carry him back?
But looking at the disgusting vomit and unpleasant smell, Wang Yong was embarrassed.
Wang Yong turned his head and found that it was a small fish five or six centimeters long that jumped up and jumped out of the water, and then fell back, causing a splash.
There you have it!
Seeing this scene, Wang Yong's face was happy, and he looked around secretly, and found that he couldn't see anyone around, so he looked at Zhang Wei who was still installing the "fountain" with a smile.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, a stream of warm water was like washing the car with a water pipe, up and down, left and right, for a long time, until Zhang Wei's whole body was clean, and he couldn't see any vomit or smell any unpleasant smell, Wang Yong stopped.
"Hey, hey!"
"I'm so talented!"
The next thing is easy to do, a phone call to Liu Xiaoguang, telling him that Zhang Wei has drunk too much and asking him to drive over. Then they threw him into the car, and Wang Yong drove Zhang Wei, who was already like a puddle of mud, home.
When I got home, of course, I couldn't help but let everyone see Zhang Wei's amazing performance at that time. So, after getting Zhang Wei back to bed, the family sat around to see what Zhang Wei's amazing performance was that Wang Yong said.
As a result, after reading it, the family was speechless! After sobering up, Fu Lili first looked at her brother with a wicked smile and was angry. It's not as gloating as you, right?
Regardless of the pregnant body, she is going to rush over and grab the phone, if you don't delete it, it won't take tomorrow, this video will be known to everyone, there is no doubt about it.
With the full support of his godmother, the video in Wang Yong's mobile phone was deleted. However, Zhang Wei, who knew Wang Yong very well, woke up from his sleep the next day, and was stunned for a long time, and then shouted at Wang Yong:
I hate you! I hate you all my life! (To be continued......)
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