Drinking is a mistake!

Zhang Wei really regrets it! Once you make a mistake, you will be hated for eternity, because if you get drunk once, your image in this life is gone, and this qiē is all made by Wang Yong, a bastard uncle.

This bastard, although his daughter-in-law had deleted the video recorded on his mobile phone at that time, who is Wang Yong? It's great!

This man didn't make any trouble that day, and went to the base quietly early the next morning. After coming back, Dawei, Lao Li, and Gao Feng all knew about being drunk and drunk into a fountain.

What's even more excessive is that the guy from Gao Feng actually said that this video is very educational, and he wants to be tortured and put on the TV station to show the whole village what it looks like to drink too much.

I'll give you a lung! Dirty! Shameless! It's too much of a bully! it!

The good old man Zhang Wei is furious! Especially when Wenwen came over with a twist.

"Niuniu, come, come, haven't you always wanted to see the monkey? Look, this is how to play monkey after drinking too much. ”

Wang Yong beckoned Niuniu to come over and watch the video with a smile on his face, while secretly looking at Zhang Wei, whose face was as black as the bottom of the pot. After watching it for a while, I felt that the excitement was not good enough, so I decided to add a fire.

"You see, the first thing the monkey has to do after drinking too much is this—spraying water! See, this uncle in the video is a master in this area, you see how far the squirting goes! ”

Wenwen glanced at Wang Yong on the other side, and recognized that the person inside was Uncle Zhang Wei who was sitting on the side and was angry, and then looked at the godfather who was full of interest, the little girl glanced at the godfather very helplessly, and then looked at Zhang Wei very sympathetically, her little face was full of helplessness.

After seeing the uncle lying on the ground and spitting out the fountain, Niuniu seemed to recognize that the person was sitting on the side, looking very scary Uncle Zhang Wei.

Otherwise, this little girl is a pain! So loving! So compassionate!

"Uncle. It's not good to drink and play monkey, it's okay not to drink too much in the future? ”

Looking at Niuniu with a serious and concerned face, Zhang Wei's black pot-like face barely showed a smile. After that, he instantly relocated his gaze to the mobile phone in Wang Yong's hand.

In the end, the contest ended with Wang Yong's victory, and Zhang Wei returned to the house with a black face.

It's just that after a while, the godmother, the second mother, the aunt, the third aunt, and the godsister Fu Lili. Xiaoxia, and Wang Qian, who didn't know when she came over, the Red Women's Army pressed the border and bombarded Wang Yong with inhumane words for an hour!

That's really the discoloration of the heavens and the earth, and the smell is crazy, woohoo!

In the end, this incident ended with Wang Yong's mobile phone being confiscated, which is a lesson that attracted last time. If you delete it, you can restore it, or it is safer to completely destroy the phone.

"You! Can't you be reliable? ”

In the afternoon of the same day, the uncle came to comfort Wang Yong.

"You said you originally wanted to do good things. But what happened to you? Almost became enemies? You haven't known Zhang Wei's kid for a day or two, I don't know if he has a thin face? Dare to play tricks on people like that, if he can't think about it for a while, he will find a short-term view. See how you tidy up? ”

As soon as the uncle said this, Wang Yong recovered from the blow of being bombarded by words, and was almost resurrected with full blood. Uncle is right, that kid is not Dawei's two-skinned face. It's okay no matter how you hit it!

Wang Yong slapped his head and sighed secretly, he miscalculated! How did such a shrewd person become confused? Could it be that you have been infected with stupid germs? Come to think of it. Seeing the uncle next to him, he unconsciously moved his ass out.

As soon as he saw Wang Yong's action, the uncle who had watched him grow up since he was a child slapped him. Although I don't know what kind of moth this kid is going to make, it's definitely not a good thing.

Besides, he is his elder, even if he is wronged, what can he do? If you hit it, you can beat it, and he dares to change it back? Give them both guts! Really, when you are an uncle, you are in vain?

Wang Yongzheng rubbed his head with a sad face, while watching the uncle drinking tea and smoking a cigarette.

My aunt has always asked my uncle to quit smoking, but for an old smoker with more than 30 years of glorious smoking experience, you ask him to quit smoking, which is not much more difficult than quitting drugs!

When he was thinking about whether to run away quickly and go to see the girl and Niuniu who were digging wild vegetables behind the house, Wang Yong's eyes lit up, and he knew that he had escaped from the sea of suffering this time.

The uncle answered a phone call, got up and hurried away without even saying hello. Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the sofa, feeling relaxed all over.

As soon as I relaxed, I dozed off a little, but unfortunately, as soon as I closed my eyes and counted the sheep to one hundred and fifty-eight, I was tossed again.

Wang Yong looked at the depressed and listless man in front of him, and the fire of raging gossip immediately began to burn, reaching its peak in an instant.

This is so rare, when have you ever seen this kid look like this? Since I saw this kid, it seems that there haven't been a few times like this, right? It's so rare! When the floating is white!

"Tell me, what's wrong?"

Ming Ming raised his head and glanced at the uncle who was excited, rolled his eyes very facelessly, and then turned his head, revealing the big back of his head to Wang Yong.

Wang Yong was furious! I'm not a kid-savvy master!

Thinking of this, it is customary to look at the sky outside. There was no cloud, a rare sunny day, Wang Yong was relieved.

"Smack-"

In Mingming's resentful gaze, Wang Yong drank tea leisurely like no one else, and seemed to be waiting patiently for Mingming to speak.

After brewing for a while, he rubbed his eyes vigorously and turned both eyes into rabbit eyes, and then with a very fake cry, he said an earth-shattering news.

"I'm out of love!"

"Damn!"

Wang Yong screamed, jumped up suddenly, stood in front of Ming Ming and stretched out his right hand to point at him, and began to tremble with excitement and uncontrollably.

"Haven't you watched TV? Haven't read a book? ”

Seeing that the uncle he admired the most reacted so much, he was obviously very puzzled. Is it a great sin to fall out of love? Why is the reaction so violent?

Seeing that he didn't understand, Wang Yong was furious! It's so unsavvy, why are you so unenlightened when I teach you strictly on weekdays, and you don't know what to do?

"You're stupid! Women are tigers! Haven't seen it? Haven't you heard of it? In this TV, the book vigorously says that women are tigers, why are you so bold? Do you dare to provoke even this little ability? ”

Clearly......

The one who writes the book is so hateful. Why do you talk nonsense all day long? (The house strongly protested, and if you dare to say that, Lao Tzu will let you fall into the dung pit or not?) ）

Fortunately, after Wang Yong's "kind and pleasant" teachings, he finally understood what a terrible animal a woman is, and it is not just a tiger!

Looking at Ming Ming, who walked out of the door with a pale face and blank eyes, Wang Yong breathed a sigh of relief. Now don't worry about this little kid falling in love again! It seems that this kid definitely has a shadow.

What the? What should I do if I don't like women when I grow up in the future?

How new is this? In a few years, I will hand over all the love action blockbusters of the island country that I treasured to him, let him take a good look, and I don't believe that he can't cure his little rabbit cub's problem!

Wang Yong, who felt that he had done a great deed today, was excited. No sleepiness. After thinking about it for a while, let's go to the back of the house and see the two little guys digging wild vegetables.

Today is Saturday, and the two girls are resting as usual. I came over early in the morning, holding hands, and after delivering a loving breakfast, I went to the back of my house to dig wild vegetables.

The land that planted mid-mountain green onions in the backyard behind his house was completely abandoned after planting that stubble of mid-mountain green onions.

Because of the good land, coupled with Wang Yong's "careful care", from time to time to sprinkle some spiritual water or something, wild grass and wild vegetables grow so lush!

Soon it became a sacred place in the village. If you want to eat wild vegetables, come here for a walk, and bring some delicious food to the group of giant pandas who rely on selling cute and tricky rice, it won't take more than ten minutes. You can definitely dig up enough wild vegetables for the whole family to eat.

Here the wild vegetables are not only abundant, but also grow big, but they never seem to grow old, when you come. You'll find enough wild vegetables to satisfy your cravings.

Wenwen wanted to dig up some bitter hemp and oil sauce, two wild vegetables, and make a wild vegetable dipping sauce to sell, of course Wang Yong strongly supported it.

This girl has finally followed her own skills. This dish is definitely a "pit daddy" dish that saves time and effort, and can still make a lot of money without effort.

The contractors and the engineers from the city, the technicians absolutely love this thing! Ten dollars a plate, isn't it crazy to rob it? Don't be too cheap, okay! Wang Yong has built yì niuniu to sell fifteen and one plates, and if he dares to bargain, he will not sell it.

When I came to the back of the house, I saw that Wenwen and Niuniu were holding a small trowel (a tool used to dig and plant vegetables), pouting their little buttocks, and they were sweating and digging wild vegetables under the messing up of several meaty giant panda cubs.

Looking at the half basket of bitter hemp vegetables in the basket of the two little girls, Wang Yong felt distressed. After a while, you must make it clear to Wenwen, this dish can't be sold cheaply, twenty-one plates, someone dares to bargain and slap him!

But thinking about the temperament of the girl and Niuniu, it is estimated that she will not be able to do what she wants. As soon as his eyes rolled, a good idea popped up in Wang Yong's heart.

"Wenwen, Niuniu, why are you just sarcastic? This mother-in-law is also delicious! And you can't just have these two wild vegetables on one plate, right? How many more things do you give to others, and if you don't like to eat bitter hemp vegetables, you can eat mother-in-law, and you can eat shepherd's cabbage? ”

Seeing the godfather surrounded by a group of enthusiastic giant pandas, patting the heads of the giant panda cubs one by one, while looking at herself seriously, Wenwen glanced at the mother-in-law Ding who was everywhere in this "wild vegetable field", and her eyes suddenly lit up.

Instantly there was a new idea, this wild vegetable dipping sauce can not only put bitter sesame and oil saucer, the two most familiar wild vegetables, but also put the camellia mother-in-law, horse lotus cabbage, mountain vegetables, mountain leeks, wild celery, by the way, and toon, how can you forget this?

Toon stall eggs are delicious!

Wenwen, who thought of a new dish again, suddenly showed a big smile on her face, ignoring the beads of sweat that kept sliding down on her delicate little face, squatting down again, and began to dig up. (To be continued......)

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