Chapter 143 Lao Tzu is still a boy chicken

Long Shaojun saw the two girls walking away, so he looked down at the two coins in his hand, and he was really emotional for a while. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

He somewhat understood why Repo wanted him to beg.

After hitting a wall just now, he has already realized that the richer the person, the less likely he will be to deal with him as a beggar.

On the contrary, those who seem to have no money will say a few words to him.

doesn't give money directly, most of it depends on his complete hands and feet, for fear of encountering scammers.

Some also give a dime and a half, and some buy water and steamed buns directly for him, if he is really in difficulty, he will definitely be able to help him.

Long Shaojun had some understanding of Lei Bo's enthusiasm for establishing compulsory education schools and charities.

"When this matter is over, whether it succeeds or not, I will persuade my grandfather to implement the promotion of compulsory education and charities throughout the country!"

Long Shaojun made a decision in his heart, and then continued to find someone to 'beg'.

The corners of Lei Bo, who had become an old man again, curled up at the corners of his mouth, and he muttered softly: "Boy, although he doesn't have a spiritual root, he has kindness and understanding, which is not bad." After this ordeal, it will definitely become a piece of exquisite jade. ”

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon.

Qiu Lingling ran from outside, found Lei Bo and said, "Master, you are really here!" Today, Dean He called and said that you came to the nursing home, I went to the company to deal with some things, and now Sister Qianqian is also here, saying that I want to invite you to a meal. ”

Lei Bo smiled, "Okay, let them in." ”

Qiu Lingling asked curiously, "Master, you are so powerful!" How do you know that Sister Qianqian didn't come alone? ”

"Hehe..."Lei Bo smiled: "You call me master, can I not know"

Qiu Lingling's face flushed, and she hurriedly looked out the door.

Soon, Dong Qianqian came over with a person.

What she was carrying was Zhang Kaishou.

At this time, Zhang Kaishou was wearing a suit and tie and big sunglasses, covering up most of his obscenity, but he also looked majestic.

As soon as Dong Qianqian saw Lei Bo, she immediately said excitedly: "Master, are you really here?" Great, I'm free today, let's have a meal together. ”

"Okay." Lei Bo grinned, pointed at Zhang Kaishou and said, "It's just that I have old arms and legs, and I can't walk." This guy is young and strong, let him carry me. ”

Zhang Kaishou had never seen Lei Bo's current appearance, and he didn't know that this old man was Lei Bo at this time.

When he saw that this 'old man' actually wanted him to carry a cultivator' on his back, he suddenly became angry.

He had almost forgotten that he had been a 'bad old man' too.

But remembering that Lei Bo said that he would protect Dong Qianqian for a few days, he held back his anger and said, "Old man, if you want to leave, I'll help you." ”

"No! I'm going to carry it, or I'm not going! Lei Bo said with a wicked smile.

Dong Qianqian was anxious when she heard this, and hurriedly turned around and said to Zhang Kaishou: "Xiao Zhang, master, he is old, and his legs and feet are not good, so you have to work hard to carry him." The car is right outside, and you can't walk a few steps. Big deal, I'll give you a raise....."

Zhang Kaishou held back his anger and said, "Miss Dong, what kind of master is this old man?" Thinking back then, I.... Ahem.... I know a master who shares my last name. People give the nickname 'Zhang Banxian', which is a real immortal figure who knows astronomy and geography. This bad old man dares to call him a 'master', he must be a swaggering and deceitful person. If you don't believe him, let me test him. ”

After speaking, Zhang Kaishou walked towards Lei Bo.

When Dong Qianqian saw it, she hurriedly grabbed Zhang Kaishou and said, "Xiao Zhang, you can't be impulsive!" This is a real immortal, don't bump into him..."

"Miss Dong, don't worry, I won't beat him." After Zhang Kaishou finished speaking, he raised his chin and said to Lei Bo: "Aren't you a master?" Give me a hexagram and see what the luck goes. ”

"No!"

Dong Qianqian and Qiu Lingling hurriedly stopped it, but they knew that Lei Bo's fortune telling would 'fold his life', and everyone only had four years left to live, and if they folded it again, they would have to contact the funeral home.

Qiu Lingling hurriedly said: "Xiao Zhang, the master will break his life if he calculates the hexagram, don't embarrass him, it's a big deal.... I'll carry the master. ”

Lei Bo waved his hand and said to Lingling: "Don't worry, I'll count him a hexagram." ”

After speaking, Lei Bo said to Zhang Kaishou: "You, you are young in appearance, but your heart is already very old. ”

Zhang Kaishou was taken aback, could this old man even be able to calculate that he was an old man and became younger?

His face changed, and he didn't dare to continue the interrogation, for fear of being asked; What the old man said affected the plan of the Heavenly Monarch.

Then he laughed and said, "There are two brushes!" Since it was Miss Dong's order, then I will carry you out. ”

After Zhang Kaishou finished speaking, he no longer continued to embarrass Lei Bo, but turned around and bent over with his back to Lei Bo.

Lei Bo was not polite, and directly lay on Zhang Kaishou's body.

Zhang Kaishou only felt that his body sank and crushed him.

He hurriedly stabilized, and before he could lift his feet, his body continued to sink.

"! You old man, why are you so heavy? ”

Zhang Kaishou finally couldn't help it, his legs, feet, and voice were trembling.

Lei Bo shook his head and said: "You let the two young ladies comment on the theory, see if I lose a few pounds, I definitely don't have a hundred pounds." You say you're a big boy, how can you not carry me? Do you often fool around with women, your body is hollowed out, and you are strong on the outside? ”

"Fart! Lao Tzu is still a boy chicken..... Ahh No chickens... Neither is it right..... Phew.... I'm all stunned by you. There must be something wrong with you old fellow, you're at least three hundred pounds now! ”

Zhang Kaishou is still clear about his strength, and at this time, he is secretly lucky.

If it were an ordinary person, it must have been pressed down!

Lei Bo said with a smile: "If you admit that you are strong on the outside, I don't want you to carry it." ”

Zhang Kaishou said angrily: "Who is strong outside? If I can't carry your bad old man today, I won't call Zhang Kaishou! ”

"What's not called Zhang Kaishou?" Lei Bo asked with a grin.

"I—My name is Zhang Qian, isn't it? I bow down! ”

Zhang Kaishou continued to run the King Kong Immortal Skill, and suddenly walked several steps with a 'kick'.

"You said it yourself!" Lei Bo smiled, his eyes blinking slightly.

Zhang Kaishou stumbled again and was almost pressed to his knees.

Otherwise, it will really become a 'bow down'!

But he was already sweating profusely, his teeth were clenched, and the Vajra Immortal Divine Skill on his body had been running to the extreme.

When he wanted to let go of Lei Bo, he was horrified to find that he couldn't get rid of Lei Bo.

Zhang Kaishou asked sharply: "It turned out to be a cultivator!" You demon, get out of here! ”

Lei Bo smiled and said, "What do you mean by a cultivator? How do I not understand? ”

"Still pretending to be stupid for me?" Zhang Kaishou was furious and simply let go of his two arms.

But Lei Bo was still like an octopus, stuck to his back, and couldn't shake it off.