Chapter 142: I Just Need One Piece
Zhou Yao asked, "Then are you still going?" β
Long Shaojun said without hesitation: "Of course I want to go!" Anyway, you have to give it a try. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"Jun Shao, didn't we say you, are you embarrassed?" Xiao Lei asked with a grin.
Ling Chuan also said curiously: "Can you pull your face down to beg?" β
Long Shaojun was silent instantly.
Asking him to beg is worse for him than asking for his life.
He thought for a moment and asked, "Sister Yao, in your special department, has everyone learned to make up for disguise?" β
Zhou Yao asked, "Do you want to go after changing your appearance?" β
"Of course, it's better to make me look destitute, the kind that makes people feel sympathetic at first sight. I have to be unrecognizable, or I'll be ashamed..."
Zhou Yao and the three of them looked at each other and smiled, and then, Zhou Yao said to Long Shaojun: "Come with us!" β
After speaking, he took Long Shaojun into a room.
Half an hour later, Zhou Yao came out with a man with a dark face and tattered clothes.
Xiao Lei smiled: "Yes, if we didn't know in advance, we would definitely not recognize this as Jun Shao." β
Ling Chuan also laughed and said, "Jun Shao, your mother won't recognize you now." β
Long Shaojun said with a bitter face: "Time is precious, send me out now and find a place with a lot of people." You remember, don't help me, or you won't be able to hide it from the Heavenly Monarch. β
"Don't worry, we're not going to help you. But we will arrange for people to protect you secretly. β
After Zhou Yao finished speaking, he took Jun Shao into the car.
An hour later......
On a lively street, Long Shaojun stopped the thirty-seventh person.
"Big brother, okay, give a dollar!"
"Fuck off! What kind of money do you want? Get a job to go! β
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Thirty-eighth ---
"Uncle, okay, give a dollar!"
"Hey, do you think I look like a rich man? There's a dime here, take it! β
"A dime? Uncle, can you give me a piece? It's better to give coins ....."
"Too little? Give me back a dime! β
"Hey, uncle, don't be in a hurry to leave....."
Long Shaojun looked at the departing uncle, and finally understood that even if it was for a dollar, it was not so easy.
Thinking that he wanted ninety-nine yuan, and there were only two days left, his head suddenly became as big as a fight.
He decided that it was better not to look for a target easily. Take a look first, find people with good faces, and the possibility of success is greater.
After a while, two young girls came over with a snack.
If before, with Long Shaojun's self-esteem, he would never be allowed to ask a young girl for money.
But now, he doesn't care so much!
He walked up to the two girls in a few steps and said, "Two beauties, can you give me a dollar?" β
Two girls, one in their twenties, wore white T-shirts. The other was only seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was wearing a red T-shirt.
Seeing Long Shaojun, the two girls ignored it and continued to walk forward.
Long Shaojun didn't care about being embarrassed at this time, so he hurriedly stopped the two of them and said again: "Two beauties, can you give me a dollar?" β
The girl in the white T-shirt said, "What kind of money do you want?" A big man, asking us women for money, are you embarrassed? β
Long Shaojun's face was full of embarrassment, and he only dared to blame Lei Bo in his heart, the test he gave him was too difficult.
He could only smile reluctantly and said, "Both, today's grace will be rewarded in the future!" β
"Rewards?" The girl in the red T-shirt said: "There is no need for good news, if you call me sister, I will give you a piece." β
The girl in the red T-shirt is not asking too much, in fact, she is already preparing to give Long Shaojun money in disguise.
Long Shaojun could only sigh in his heart, and shouted softly: "Sister, give me a dollar!" β
The girl in the red T-shirt giggled, gave Long Shaojun a one-yuan coin, and then said, "You continue, shout, and I'll give you a dollar." β
Jun Shao shook his head and said, "No need, I only need one piece." β
When the two girls heard this, they were about to turn around and leave, but Long Shaojun stopped the two girls and said, "This beauty, you can do it well, give me a dollar!" β
He looked at the girl in the white T-shirt and said.
"Well, I'll ask you a question, and if you answer to my satisfaction, I'll give you a piece."
The girl in the white T-shirt did not refuse, but only said one condition.
Long Shaojun hurriedly patted his chest and said, "You ask, I'll try my best to satisfy you." Even if you ask me to call you Grandma, I'll ......."
"Fuck off! Am I that old? β
"Ahem... I'm sorry, little sister, but you're all young and pretty. β
Long Shaojun hurriedly apologized.
Not far away, Zhou Yao and the others shook their heads.
Xiao Lei said: "Senior sister, I didn't expect Jun Shao to lose his face for a dollar. β
Ling Chuan also smiled and said, "Do you want to record Jun Shao's scene at this time, and take the opportunity to blackmail him a few times in the future?" β
When Zhou Yao heard this, one of them gave them a kick, and then said: "You two bastards, you see that Jun Shao is not dignified for a dollar?" β
"Isn't it?"
Xiao Lei and Ling Chuan asked curiously.
Zhou Yao looked at Jun Shao not far away, and said with respect: "Jun Shao is desperate to complete the test of the Heavenly Monarch and obtain the spiritual root, this is a firm heart of cultivation!" If Jun Shao can really obtain the spiritual root, his cultivation will definitely surpass the two of you. β
When Ling Chuan and Xiao Lei heard this, they couldn't laugh anymore, and they also looked at Jun Shao in the distance with admiration.
At this time, the girl in the white T-shirt asked, "Then let me ask you, if a person from the country of sticks and a person from the country of the Japanese fall into the pit at the same time and give you a brick, who will you smash?" β
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Long Shaojun almost scolded his mother, not to mention his sensitive and sensitive, he would never answer such a question.
The problem itself is a pit, if this girl is trying to make things difficult, then no matter who she smashes, she will not be satisfied.
"That's not easy to answer! You won't be satisfied, will I? Long Shaojun asked cautiously.
The girl in the white T-shirt smiled and said, "Don't worry, no matter what you say, I'm not satisfied, I'll give you a dollar." β
With that, the girl in the white T-shirt took out a coin.
Long Shaojun's eyes lit up, and he immediately said: "Then I said---- the people of the Stick Country and the people of the Wa Kingdom fell into the pit, and whoever saves them, I will smash them!" β
The two girls were stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud.
The girl in the white T-shirt said, "Well said, well said." Seeing that you don't look like a beggar, I won't give you a piece, just give you a hundred. β
After speaking, she put away the coin, took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to Long Shaojun.
When Long Shaojun heard this, he hurriedly said, "No! All I need is one piece, just that coin. β
The two girls glanced at each other, and the girl in the red T-shirt couldn't help but ask, "I said, you're begging too unprofessionally, aren't you?" I gave you a piece just now, and you asked my sister for one. Now you don't want to give you more money, what is the purpose of your begging? β
"Ahem..."Long Shaojun said with a haha: "If it is too much, I will be embarrassed." β
Excuse me? All begging, and embarrassed?
The two girls gave the money to Long Shaojun with strange eyes, and then left step by step.