Chapter 534: Humans Are Bad Guys

The stone thrown by the second egg and the neck of the black-browed pit viper "rubbed the skin", and there was no major injury, only a layer of skin was rubbed off. Erdan said that he would let the black-browed pit viper bleed a little, and it did bleed. If it weren't for the slight mercy and the fact that he didn't let the second egg kill, the black-browed pit viper would be dead at this moment.

The black-browed pit viper probably thought that it couldn't afford to provoke the bad boy in front of him who smashed it with a stone and an egg, and after suffering a loss, it swam away, and the speed was not slow at all.

The black-browed pit viper ran away, and the turtle also ran away, crawling into the sea on its small short fin-like legs, far from being comparable to the black-browed pit viper. It can be seen that animals with many legs may not be fast, and turtles have four legs, but they can still run at the speed of a snail. The black-browed pit viper does not have a single leg, but can still "walk like flying".

Weiwei hasn't taken a photo with the turtle yet, where can it run away! She walked around Erdan's body and ran quickly towards the turtle, shouting as she ran, "Turtle, don't run." I just want to take a picture with you, and it won't hurt you. ”

"Would you like to help?" Erdan asked with a smile.

"Don't, you just take the picture."

The turtle runs too slowly, slower than a snail, and the shore is full of rubble, making it difficult for it to escape. When it was still one step away from the sea, Weiwei caught it, held the turtle shell with both hands and hugged it. A turtle the size of a small millstone, the diameter of the turtle shell is about 20 centimeters, and it is very small, it is good to weigh three catties.

The turtle was surprised, instinctively resisted, kicked straight on all four legs, stretched its neck long, and opened its mouth to bite slightly. Turtles have no teeth, and they use their keratinized mouths to eat, just like birds eat, and they have a lot of force to click, so biting off a layer of skin and biting blood is not a problem.

"Be careful not to get bitten!" Erdan reminded slightly, and walked quickly towards her as he spoke.

"You are stupid for me, how can you be bitten by a turtle."

A large smooth reef with a slight turtle on it. The turtle was too scared, even though it was confronted with a big human beauty and a big handsome guy. In order to protect itself, it shrunk its neck into its shell, and Ren Weiwei didn't come out no matter how much he called.

It can be seen that beauties who are beautiful to a certain level can not only sink fish and geese, but also "shrink turtles".

There is also a reason for the turtle to shrink its head, it wants to protect itself. Turtles have seen many of their siblings and fellow villagers caught by the villains and roasted on the fire. That nightmarish scene, lingering for a lifetime, afraid of cloth, too afraid of cloth.

Holding his mobile phone slightly, he shot at the turtle with a shrunken head, and took more than ten photos from all angles. After filming the turtles, she also had to take photos with the turtles, and the cameraman was Erdan.

"This turtle is so annoying, why do you keep shrinking your head, and I won't hurt it." Slightly dissatisfied, he put the turtle in his hand on the reef.

Erdan smiled bitterly, "You said you were a good person, but the turtle didn't believe it!" ”

"Do I look like a bad guy?" Slightly, staring at the big round eyes.

Erdan groaned slightly, and said, "It may be that in the eyes of the turtle, everyone is a bad guy." ”

"But I'm not a bad person at all!" Slightly coquettish, some arrogant, some more serious, "I never eat dog meat, and I won't even slaughter a chicken." Then he said to the turtle, "Well, stinky turtle, if you don't stick your head out again, I'll break your shell and roast you and eat it." ”

The second egg sweated profusely, thinking that you are not a bad person, it is very bad. I think it's cute, too.

People are just cute in front of Comrade Erdan, and in front of the employees, it is definitely a role to say.

Wei Wei got into the turtle and picked up a rock from the ground, as she said, to break the turtle's shell until it poked its head out.

Erdan didn't stop it, and a pair of eyes stared at the hill twenty meters high in front of him, and there was a hint of cunning and obscenity in it. The mountain is small, but it's big enough for a bed.

The bed, yes, is the bed.

The mountain is the bed, the white clouds fluttering in the sky are the bed, a man and a woman, and this place is a paradise.

Well, Li Erdan is dreaming again and thinking too much.

Weiwei has given all kinds of festivals to Erdan, but chastity will never be sent. If the two end up together, chastity will be two eggs sooner or later, if they can't be together, let Li Erdan cry.

There is a "big tree" on the top of the mountain, Erdan roughly estimated, at least ten meters high, small arms thick, branches and leaves are luxuriant, and the roots are developed, it should be a mulberry ficus tree. There is an open area under the big tree with some soft weeds.

What better venue could there be?

The legendary "Island Earthquake", Erdan is still looking forward to it. It doesn't matter if you don't have sorghum land, a bunch of weeds is up to the task.

Everything is available, and only a slight response is required.

Of course, Erdan will not recklessly say what he thinks in his heart, he will be kind and seducing, and let Wei Wei "be fooled" unconsciously.

Thinking about it like this, the second egg smiled obscenely again, and all the stinky water flowed out of Huahua's intestines.

Weiwei held a palm-sized stone egg and knocked it on the turtle's shell, knocking softly, but not forcefully. Weiwei just said that she didn't even dare to kill a chicken, so where did she get the courage to kill an innocent turtle.

"Turtle, turtle, I, Song Weiwei, am not a bad person, I just want you to stick your head out and take a photo with you." Said slightly very childishly.

The turtle shrank its head even deeper, and its eyes were full of horror, which had never been so frightened when confronted by a black-browed pit viper.

Humans are not good birds!

Stick out your head, stick out your sister's head, you've hit me with a stone, and let me stick out your head, you should be a fool!

Bang bang bang, slightly tapped a few times on the turtle's shell, and finally sighed helplessly, looked up and said to Erdan: "Brother Erdan, the turtle doesn't trust me and is unwilling to stick out his head." Do you have a solution? ”

"Yes." Erdan said indifferently, and squatted on the ground as he spoke, side by side with Weiwei, and his eyes were also staring at the turtle like a frightened bird.

"Really!" Slightly surprised, "What's the solution?" Hurry up. ”

The second egg thief smiled, "Haha, we can set it on the flame and burn it, it can't bear the heat, so it will naturally stick its head out." ”

Slightly angrily pushed the second egg, and said coquettishly: "Get out, I don't allow you to hurt it." How to say that it is also a life, and all beings are equal. ”

"Since all beings are equal, then you still eat fish, then you still eat chicken, then you still eat pork? Therefore, to say that all beings are equal is nothing more than human beings deceiving themselves. Darwin is right, natural selection, survival of the fittest. "Two eggs.