Wei Wei also suddenly sighed: "According to what you say, all beings are really not equal."

"Animals are animals, humans are humans, how can they be equal? Take this turtle as an example, what do you take to be equal to it? So, we set up a fire and roasted the turtles, so you don't have to blame yourself. "Two eggs.

"No way!" Slightly sternly refused.

What a good girl, her heart is too soft. Li Erdan, an iron-blooded and reckless man, should really examine himself.

In order not to let Weiwei spend more time on the turtle, but more time on him, Erdan decided to communicate with the turtle and let it pop its head out to fulfill Weiwei's small wish.

Slightly with his hands on his cheeks, his brows furrowed, his eyes looked at the turtle, his eyebrows were like Yuandai, his eyes were like water, and his eyes were like silk, as if he was trying to find a way to make the turtle poke its head out, or wait for it to poke its head out.

Erdan smiled and said to Weiwei: "Weiwei, aren't you very good at singing?" Sing a song to the turtle, and maybe it will poke its head out. ”

Hey, Brother Erdan's mention is very good, not only constructive, but also very feasible. Doesn't someone just say that everything is one and has feelings, even if it's a small grass, even if it's a wildflower. Listen to music for the chickens in captivity, the chickens will grow faster and the meat will be more fragrant. Listen to music on the fruit, the fruit will grow bigger and taste more tender. ……

"Okay, then I'll sing a song to the turtles. If it doesn't stick its head out, I'll, I'll scrap it. Hum! Slightly, there is really a "killing intention" in the words.

"Hehe, I'm sure the turtle will stick its head out when it hears your song." Two eggs.

"What if not?" Slightly.

"How about we make a bet?" Two eggs, a bad stomach.

"Oh? How to bet? "Micro.

The second egg's bad thoughts are known by God, but only slightly unknown, because she is too simple.

Erdan looked at the mountain again, saw the tree, and the soft grass under the tree, and said with some fear: "Weiwei, you can not agree to this bet, but you are not allowed to get angry." ”

Weiwei has to beware of Comrade Li Erdan, I always feel that this guy is a little evil and a little bad.

"What the hell is a bet? Hurry up, if you don't say it, get angry now, and ignore you again. He pouted slightly.

Erdan took a deep breath to strengthen his courage, people die and birds are facing the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years, for the sake of "island earthquake" once, he let it go, and said: "If you lose, you will give yourself to me, right now." You see how much there is a mood here, the sea breeze blows, the sunset is brilliant, the white clouds in the sky are fluttering, the seaside Lang head is surging, and there is the accompaniment of the sound of the sea. ”

He stood up slightly, holding his stomach angry, his face was blue, and he thought to himself, the man is really an animal that speaks with his lower body, and the sanctimonious second egg brother is even more so, he can't even walk away from the third leg.

If you are angry in your heart, you must vent it, otherwise you will suffocate your body. Raised his foot slightly and kicked at the second egg, without any emotion.

"Alas, slightly, say not to be angry. How can you not talk without words? ”

"Li Erdan, you have taken away my heart, and you still want to plot against my body, is there such a thing as you? See if I don't kill you! He crossed his hands on his waist and said that he had a close contact with the second egg in high heels, and then the second and third times.

Poor Li Erdan, he couldn't escape if he wanted to, and he was kicked to the ground by Song Weiwei, in a posture of eating.

Erdan really wants to say, brother is obsessed with your heart, and even more obsessed with your body.

……

A commotion ended in a few minutes, and Erdan dissipated his slight anger with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, and promised never to mention such a lewd idea again in the future, otherwise, he would not be a human being.

The two of them were together in front of a shrunken turtle. Cough slightly, moisten your throat, and then start singing. It doesn't matter what song you sing, what matters is that people sing it well. Comrade Li Erdan was fascinated when he heard it, and he was very attentive.

The heavenly song sounded on the seaside, accompanied by the sea lang and the sea breeze, crisp and soft and cheerful, with a touch of wildness and ease. It's just that singing lyrical songs on this island where birds don't poop is a little bleak?

Singing slightly, looking at the turtles. Suddenly, the song was halfway sung, and the turtle didn't mean to poke its head out at all.

Could it be that his singing voice is not beautiful enough? Or do stinky turtles not have the cells to appreciate music? Or is the turtle's hearing degraded into deafness?

The turtles are scared to death, and it's strange to be in the mood to listen to your Song Weiwei's songs. Besides, sea turtles live in wild nature, survive in harsh environments, and enjoy wild songs that can bring life to life, rather than soft and beautiful sounds.

A few minutes later, the song ended, and he sang slightly with a stomach, because the turtle was indifferent, but Li Erdan was still unsatisfied, and he had already entered the state.

Said slightly angrily: "Brother Erdan, what kind of bad idea do you have, the turtle won't listen to it at all!" ”

Erdan turned around suddenly, and secretly hated in his heart, obediently, patronizing and listening to the song, forgetting to communicate with the turtle.

Erdan said: "Sing one more song, sing one more song." I think the turtles are ready to move. I just stuck my head out a little, and suddenly I took it back again. ”

"I don't sing, I want to sing, you will sing." Slightly.

"I sing so badly, do you really want me to sing?" Two eggs.

"Don't worry, I'll cover my ears." Slightly, he really covered his ears with his left and right hands.

Li Erdan's heart sank to the bottom of the sea in an instant.

Of course, Erdan can't sing, even in front of a turtle.

I saw Erdan holding his breath and concentrating, and a glimmer of divine consciousness was released in his mind. The divine sense is slightly incomprehensible, but the turtle with a more acute "sixth sense" can sense it.

Erdan once used his divine sense to communicate with a big wolf dog, which was very effective. At that time, Erdan's understanding of divine consciousness was still at the half-baked level, and later he was instilled with the knowledge of the werewolf by the flying saucer intelligent system in the Sirius Pyramid, and part of the knowledge was about communicating with animals and plants, and now his ability to communicate with animals is far better than before.

In James Cameron's movie "Avatar", humans there can communicate with animals and plants, and the real werewolves can also do this, the so-called unity of heaven and man. Although Li Erdan is not a werewolf, he has already stepped into the realm of a werewolf on a certain kind of chengdù, although it is not possible to communicate with plants for the time being, but simple communication with animals is not a problem.

The turtle sensed a glimmer of divine sense, and it was not calm in an instant.

Erdan said to the turtle: "Little turtle, quickly stick your head out, or Lao Tzu will repair you." ”