Chapter 15: Spit Up Twice in a Row
Can you blame me for this, it is clear that this girl wants to fight for wine with herself without knowing whether she is alive or dead, Lei Jian was scolded by Xu Yang and felt very unhappy, and picked up the wine bottle that Yan Di had opened just now and poured it into her mouth.
Hou Yi was really startled when he saw Thunder Blade drinking, and hurriedly reached out and grabbed the wine bottle in Thunder Blade's hand, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "One has already fallen, are you not enough?" ”
Lei Blade was silent, Hou Yi thought that what he said just now was too serious, which made Lei Blade unhappy, and apologized in a low voice: "I'm sorry, my tone just now was not very good, and I spoke a little heavier." Actually, I saw that Yan Di was drunk, and I was worried that you were also drunk. Come, let's eat some food, drinking alcohol on an empty stomach is not good for the body. ”
Seeing that Hou Yi was so gentle, the thunder blade was not good to attack, he looked at Hou Yi gratefully twice, and began to bow his head to eat.
Because Yan Di was drunk and unconscious, Xu Yang and Hou Yi were in no mood to continue eating, so they simply ate something and decided to send Yan Di back first.
"Thunder Blade, I'm really sorry for today's incident......" Hou Yi smiled at Thunder Blade embarrassedly, no matter what, it was mainly Yan Di's fault that caused this situation.
"You don't have to tell me I'm sorry, I'm at fault." Thunderblade waved his way, "If I have a chance, I'll make up for you again." ”
"Okay!" Hou Yi agreed with a smile, the willow eyebrows were bent, the pear vortex was shallow, and two rows of smooth teeth were exposed in his mouth.
"Hey, get up, we're home." No matter what Xu Yang called Yan Di, Yan Di didn't react, and Xu Yang was depressed.
"Let me try." Thunderblade walked up to Yan Di and patted her on the back and shouted, "I'm done drinking, it's time for you to drink." ”
As soon as these words came out, Yan Di reflexively rubbed up from the table as if he had been struck by electricity, and asked with a dull gaze, "Where is the wine?" ”
Xu Yang glanced at her angrily, and said with a smile: "You are drunk like this, and you are still thinking about wine?" ”
"I'm not drunk, I can still drink." Yan Di's mouth was chattering, and he was about to fall down again.
Xu Yang was shocked, hurriedly stretched out his hand to support her, and said angrily: "Don't worry about your wine, let's go home." ”
Don't look at Yan Di's slender figure, but the height of 1.7 meters still made Xu Yang very difficult to support, and he almost fell down several times.
"I'll do it!" Lei Jian took the crooked Yan Di from Xu Yang's hand, and slowly helped her to walk downstairs.
The little girl was drunk and not honest, and the hand on Thunder Blade's shoulder drooped down and up, making Thunder Blade depressed, so he could only reach out to her waist, pick her up horizontally, and strode towards the door.
Although Xiao Nizi's temper is a little hotter, her figure is very slender, and the thunder blade supports her waist and barely feels the slightest fat, which is completely the legendary thin waist that does not hold a hand.
Thunderblade came to the door, just put her down, and was about to let her stand by herself holding on to the tree, but when she saw Xiao Nizi's face change, she bent over and vomited desperately.
Although Thunderblade's reaction was quick enough to dodge to the side when she vomited, the hem of her dress still won the bid.
Xu Yang gently patted Yan Di's back and wiped the filth from her mouth, and then Lei Jian let go of the hand holding Yan Di and looked down at the hem of Yan Di's clothes that had been soiled by Yan Di.
"Wipe it!" Hou Yi handed a tissue with a faint fragrance to Lei Jian and motioned for him to wipe the soiled area first.
The thunder blade wiped the dirt off it, but the marks left behind could not be erased, and it seemed that the only way to go back and wash it with water was to wash it.
Hou Yi looked at the remaining traces, frowned and said, "Why don't you go in and get water to flush it?" ”
"Forget it, wait until you go back and wash it slowly." Thunderblade waved his hand and summoned a taxi for the three girls.
The taxi driver was reluctant to take a drunk man, but when he saw Thunder Blade's murderous gaze, he had to swallow back his refusal.
Lei Jian helped Yan Di into the car and warned the taxi driver again, before saying goodbye to Hou Yi and saying, "Pay attention to safety on the road, and call me when I get home." ”
"Well, I got it." Before leaving, Hou Yi did not forget to remind, "You should go in and wash the stains on it with water first, so as not to dry it and be difficult to wash when you go back." ”
After the car ran away, Lei Blade remembered that they didn't seem to have their own phones, and couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, so he had to say to himself: "Forget it, nothing should happen to the three of them, I'd better go first and get rid of the stains on my clothes." "When I think of Yan Di, this girl, Lei Jian has a little headache now.
The toilets in Bashi Hot Pot City have a common problem with the toilets in other restaurants, that is, the place is too small. These bosses do not hesitate to spend a lot of money on decoration and hire beautiful service ladies, but they are very stingy with the toilets. Don't you know that the toilet has played a role in boosting their business. If the toilet is large enough, it will speed up the frequency of spit or excretion for guests, which in turn will speed up the frequency of their drinking, and therefore the frequency of drinking.
Since the toilet was small and only one pit, it happened that there were people inside when the thunder blade came in, so he could only choose to wait at the door, and while waiting, he vaguely heard the sound of phone calls accompanied by the sound of water rushing.
"You come over now...... My boss and I drank too much...... Can't drive...... The boss poured another girl, this time it's good, are you waiting for us in the car? Okay, hurry up, that's all. Hearing this, Lei Blade knew that there was another stupid woman who was about to fall into the mouth of a pervert.
Lei Jian has always despised this kind of inferior method, thinking that since he is a rich man, he should behave like a rich man, why not go to a high-end Fengyue place to find some senior ladies, or use the money to go to the bar to fish for some lonely and empty female white-collar workers, which can also promote economic prosperity, even if some rich people have unique tastes and like college students with cultural heritage, they can also drive a luxury car to the college campus, show your identity as a rich person, and there will be many people to give them a hug. It seems that these domestic bosses are still at a low level and will never be able to get on the table.
What came out of the toilet was a man in his 20s, with eyes and a Sven face, Lei Jian looked at him sympathetically, and his heart was mixed up, it was not easy, no matter how beautiful a girl was, you could only have a look at it, and then stepped into the toilet.
After drinking so much wine tonight, no matter how good Rao is Thunder Blade's drinking, his head is still a little dizzy, but at this time, he is refreshed, and the feeling of dizziness is lighter. Coming out of the toilet, Thunderblade slapped his face with cold water again, trying his best to keep himself awake before returning home.
Thunderblade came out of the toilet, and when he passed by the hall, he suddenly saw that Sven was sitting at a table in the corner, and across from him sat a balding middle-aged fat man, who must be the boss in his mouth.
There was a girl sitting next to the boss, and although it was impossible to see her full face from the side, it was still conceivable that she should be very good-looking. The girl waved her hands crimson, as if she was desperately refusing something, and it seemed that she was too drunk to do it.
The good cabbage made the pig arch, and Thunderblade sighed for the girl, and was about to turn away, when the girl suddenly turned her face to Thunderblade, so that Thunderblade could see her whole face.
Her first impression of Thunder Blade was that it was stunningly beautiful, and the plain noodles looked white and red under the catalysis of alcohol, like ripe peaches; The second thing she felt to Thunderblade was that it was a little familiar, as if she had seen her somewhere.
It's her! Thunderblade finally remembered that she was the girl he had met on the plane. She made a deep impression on herself, not only because she was beautiful, but also because she misunderstood that the computer was broken by herself.
Since they were acquaintances, Lei Blade had no reason not to save him, he looked at the girl who was already drunk and lying on the table, and walked straight to her side.
"If you can't drink it, don't drink so much, let me come and carry you back every time." Thunder Blade shook his head and counted down, while picking up the girl as if no one was around, preparing to leave Bashi Hot Pot City.
"You know her?" The fat boss turned back from his momentary daze and hurriedly asked Thunder Blade.
Hearing the voice, Lei Blade turned back to the fat boss and said, "She's my girlfriend, send me a text message, saying that there is an old pervert who is desperately pouring her wine, let me come and pick her up, do you think I recognize her?" ”
When the fat boss heard that Lei Jian actually scolded him for being an old pervert, he immediately said angrily: "Damn, dare to scold Lao Tzu and abolish him for Lao Tzu!" ”
The fat boss was obviously drunk, and actually ordered the little brother in his hand to abolish the Thunder Blade in a public place, but his two paparazzi had already been knocked unconscious by the Thunder Blade punch before they could make a move. Before the fat boss could react, he suddenly felt a hot feeling of sympathy coming from his face.
"I slapped these ten slaps for my girlfriend, if you dare to harass her in the future, I won't be as simple as slapping you ten times." Thunderblade threw down this sentence fiercely, and quickly hugged the girl and left.
"Hey, wake up." Thunderblade lowered the girl from her body and shook it gently, "Where do you live, I'll send you home." ”
The girl opened her eyes slightly, saw that the person who came was Thunder Blade, and muttered softly: "Why are you, you are such a stingy man, you don't even give people the opportunity to apologize." ”
Damn, you still know Lao Tzu now, Lei Jian was about to reflect on whether it was because he was too handsome to leave such an indelible impression on her, and when he could recognize himself in this state, he suddenly saw that the girl's expression was wrong, and before he could dodge, the girl suddenly vomited the vomit in her stomach like Yan Di did just now.
Looking at the stains on his clothes, Thunder Blade wanted to die, it was unlucky enough for a person to be vomited once, but he didn't expect him to be vomited twice tonight, and one time was worse than the other......