Due to the effect of alcohol, Thunderblade didn't close his eyes much throughout the night, and he didn't sleep until this morning.

Lei Jian looked at the time in a daze, it was already past eight o'clock, fortunately today is the weekend, so there is no need to go to the company to report, so he turned over and prepared to sleep again.

Yesterday, since he didn't ask where she lived from the other party's mouth, Thunderblade simply took the girl home and let her sleep in her room, while she slept on the sofa. However, from the ID card she carried, Lei Jian knew that her name was warm, three years younger than herself, and she was not a local.

Last night, because Wen Wen vomited Thunder Blade and herself, Thunder Blade had to find the landlord in the middle of the night, change her clothes, let her wear a large T-shirt of her own, and take the dirty clothes to wash.

Thinking that he was actually vomited twice in succession by two women last night, Lei Blade's sleepiness faded a lot, got up from the sofa, and ran into the bathroom to take a shower.

After taking a shower, Thunderblade felt much more comfortable and sober, touched his hungry flat belly, and decided to make himself breakfast.

Because Lei Blade had learned the knowledge of cooking in the army before, not only was it not difficult to make things, but it was also better than most women, but he was usually too lazy to go into the kitchen, so he went to Fushou Noodle Restaurant to eat noodles.

Just when Thunder Blade took the eggs from the refrigerator, he pulled open the door with a warm "ho", and walked to the kitchen door angrily, wearing only a large T-shirt of Thunder Blade, revealing two white slender legs, standing there with his hair scattered, staring at Thunder Blade with two eyes, like a female ghost, although this female ghost is very beautiful.

People who often watch TV have seen such a scene, the girl was taken home by the boy after drinking too much, and when she woke up, she found herself lying in a strange room, and the clothes on her body had been changed, but she couldn't remember what happened last night, so she sensitively thought that she was ruined yesterday, and Wen Wen played this sensitive stupid woman at this time.

Thinking of the unfortunate encounter of being vomited by her last night, Thunder Blade decided to make a joke with Wen Wen, so he pretended to have a ghost in his heart, twisted his head to the side, and deliberately didn't dare to look at her.

After glaring at the Thunder Blade for about 20 seconds, Wen Wen finally couldn't help but speak, "It was cool last night, right?" From the tone of her voice, you could feel that she was like a volcano about to erupt, suppressing her anger.

"Hmm...... I don't know how you feel, anyway, I'm tossing all night, and I don't close my eyes much. After saying this, Lei Jian almost couldn't hold back, and laughed directly, but he still held back, looked up at the warmth, and felt that after hearing this, her body trembled significantly, and her eyes were bigger than just now, and it was completely a cannibalistic expression.

"You're still not human! You're a brute! You're not even as good as a brute! Am I such a casual person? Bastard! The anger in the body finally erupted at this moment, it finally triumphed over reason, and Wen Wen roared at Thunder Blade with an expression that bordered on madness, but Thunder Blade actually felt that Wen Wen looked particularly charming when he lost his temper at this time.

"I'm not a casual person, I don't have the slightest idea of an ordinary girl." Thunderblade smiled and spread his hands, continuing the prank.

"You bastard!" Wen Wen picked up a stir-fry shovel and rushed towards Thunder Blade, but fortunately there was no knife next to her, Thunder Blade hurriedly grabbed her two wrists, and firmly saw her pressed against the kitchen wall.

At this time, Thunderblade heard someone knocking on the door, so he said to Wen Wen: "Okay, okay, pause first, I'll go open the door first." Regardless of the other party's reaction, Thunderblade took the opportunity to get rid of her and ran to the door to open it.

Standing at the door was the landlord Aunt Lai, who reprimanded with a straight face: "What are you doing inside?" I heard your movements here as soon as I put it in my arms. How's that girl? ”

Lei Jian turned his head to look at Wen Wen, noticed the bag in Aunt Lai's hand, and quickly changed the topic and asked, "Aunt Lai, have you dried your clothes?" ”

Wen Wen heard the movement outside and ran out in surprise, still holding a shovel in his hand.

"It's done!" Aunt Lai noticed the warmth inside at this time, and with a kind smile, she said to Wen Wen, "Girl, you drank so much yesterday that you vomited yourself and this kid." However, this kid didn't dislike you at all, and helped you wipe your face and feet, if I hadn't stopped him in time and called him to sleep, he might have taken off your clothes and wiped your body for you. ”

Wen Wen was a little shy by Aunt Lai's eyes, and asked tentatively with a red face: "Auntie, you changed my clothes last night?" ”

"It seems that you don't want to change your clothes with me, an old woman! Then let this kid Thunderblade come next time, I'm too lazy to care. Aunt Lai smiled slightly, and actually made a warm joke.

Wen Wen blushed and stuck out her tongue, gave me an embarrassed look, and then turned her head to the side again.

"Hey, it's finally clear after the rain!" Thunderblade stretched as he walked towards the kitchen.

"What the hell, that sounds weird!" Aunt Lai asked puzzled.

"It's nothing, Auntie, he's just sick!" Wen Wen hurriedly snatched the conversation, and glared at me fiercely after speaking, which seemed to mean that if you dare to leak what you just happened, this girl will let your life be at risk.

Aunt Lai looked at Lei Jian and Wen Wen, directly regarded them as a pair, shook her head with a smile, and said, "Oh, by the way, girl, I took your clothes back to dry, and now you can wear them." ”

"Thank you, aunt!" Wen Wen took the clothes and sent Aunt Lai out of the door.

……

After Aunt Lai left, Wen Wen returned to her attitude just now.

Thunderblade was pouring oil into the pan and preparing to fry eggs, when Wen Wen appeared at the kitchen door again.

"You really didn't have a ...... last night Didn't have it after the aunt left? She asked me in a warm and whispered voice, but her attitude improved significantly, and her question was not so much a question as a topic to break the awkward situation, because she should have understood in her heart that the chances of that happening were very small.

"Hmmm! Miss Wen, I seem to have made it very clear just now that I don't have the slightest idea about ordinary girls. While you may be confident in your looks and figure, you're one of those girls who doesn't make me think. Thunderblade said nonchalantly as he cracked eggs into the pot.

After Thunder Blade finished speaking, she secretly observed the warm expression, she obviously elongated her face because of her words, and looked very angry, it seems that she still cares about what others say about her appearance, which makes Thunder Blade find a pleasure of revenge.

"And how did you just answer that?" Warmth swept away the gentle tone just now, and his voice suddenly raised by a few decibels. It seems that Thunder Blade's words just now have stimulated her a lot.

"Is there a problem with what I just said? I thought you were asking me if I felt good when I was drunk yesterday? I did have insomnia yesterday because I had a headache from drinking too much. It seems that you must have been exposed to more erotic things lately, and your thoughts are a little dirty. It's best to find a healthy, positive book to wake up your mind. Thunder Blade pretended to be serious, not to mention how cool it was.

"Die! You're playing tricks on me, aren't you? Wen Wen rolled his eyes and said angrily. Compared to the anger just now, she was already very docile at this time.

"That's right, I just want to trick you, who made you throw up on me last night, and I can't sleep." Thunderblade honestly admitted.

"What a stingy man, you haven't had a man since you got on the plane until now." Warmly hummed dissatisfiedly, and the little smile he had just shown immediately took it back again.

Of course I haven't treated you as a man, otherwise you would still be in such a good mood to talk to me here, Lei Blade thought of this in his heart, and secretly despised the warmth.

"You've got an egg-hummy." After Wen Wen finished speaking, he turned around and walked into Thunder Blade's room, and Thunder Blade suddenly realized that he had just patronized and teased this chick and forgot that there were still fried eggs in the pot!

Just as Thunderblade was taking the eggs from the refrigerator again, Wen Wen came out of the room again, leaned against the door and asked, "Can you take a shower here?" ”

"If you want to say no, Aunt Lai will be in a hurry with you." Thunder Blade glanced back at his mermaid-like body, and said with a pretended relaxed smile, "Everything in the bath is in the toilet, and there is a new toothbrush that you can use as well." However, there is only one towel, so if you don't dislike it, you can use it. ”

Wen Wen shouted in a dragging voice: "I know—the way." ”

"Don't fry the beard this time, I like to eat tender." Wen Wen was about to turn around and leave, and suddenly spoke. Then, the pretty figure turned into a gust of incense and disappeared outside the kitchen.

As the toilet gradually remembered the sound of rushing water, Thunderblade's thoughts gradually drifted away from the fried egg. If you don't have any reactions or thoughts, then you must have insufficient male hormone secretion and should go to the doctor as soon as possible.

Just as Thunderblade was about to expand his imagination and sketch a fragrant "warm bath picture" in his mind, the damn phone rang out at an inopportune time.

In the past, when I saw the scene in the movie where the mobile phone would ring at every critical moment, Lei Jian would laugh at the director's clichés and the despicability of artistic expression, but when this kind of cliché thing actually appeared on his body, Lei Jian couldn't laugh at all, just sighed here silently, art is really due to life.

However, I have to thank this call for coming in time, otherwise I would have to go to the refrigerator again to get eggs.