029 Prostitution
The game was just like that, a bunch of people were there reciting the lines of Form 2, and then all kinds of colorful things flew all over the sky.
Earthlings will find it funny when they see it, and people from other worlds will be enthusiastic when they see it, which is a bit of a cultural difference.
Chen Hao can also collect some magic data, most of these small magic with moderate power do not rely on kinetic energy to kill targets, but are similar to passive.
It's like enchanting an enemy, what stunning, blindness, paralysis.
It is said that there is also magic in this world like "Avada gnaws big melons", but Chen Hao has never seen it, and he can't understand the principle of this magic.
Just as people from other worlds can't understand what tanks are, it's hard to understand human technology without basic scientific knowledge.
In the same way, Chen Hao also has no basic knowledge of magic, and has no interest in it.
"You still want to fight demons with this kind of combat power, are you kidding?"
Franklin hugged his arms and looked speechless.
"What do you mean?"
"Miss Qianjin is said to be entangled by a demon to ask for a bodyguard, of course, there is also a little bit of the meaning of choosing a son-in-law you said, not expensive For those fanatical fans, who cares about the specific reason?"
“......”
Humans are really a very inexplicable creature......
"Actually, I'd like to see the scene of the nobleman's daughter being snapped by the devil. ”
Chen Hao touched his chin and looked up at the sky-ah...... I haven't shaved much lately......
"Then it will hang up after about one snap, the giant demon is too heavy, the number is on the sword, is it self-defense to possess it? hahaha?
Franklin followed Chen Hao's train of thought and found that there was no possibility.
“...... Forehead...... Anyway, you probably won't watch pornography a second time, right?"
“...... What's that?"
Although there are things similar to computers and tablets in the other world, they cannot be mass-produced, so it is naturally impossible to connect with information and digitalization.
Chen Hao looked at Franklin.
"I'm curious, how do you usually entertain?"
Chen Hao, if he has nothing to do, he will also play the small games that come with the "nuclear power tablet".
"Balls, concerts, afternoon teas, poetry parties, and of course you can go to high-end brothels to vent. ”
“...... Sounds a little pathetic. ”
Chen Hao told the truth, no wonder the ancient civilians could only rest at sunrise and sunset, there was nothing to do at all, and they could still play with their wives when they rested at night!
"You can develop the eighth and ninth arts, isn't there also projection magic similar to a projector? Just use that, you don't need scientific and technological progress, a small magic ball can do high-definition color sound photography that we can only do in the sixties and seventies of the twentieth century. ”
"Dude, who's going to shoot it?"
Franklin stopped Chen Hao in one sentence.
He is right, there is indeed magic here that can replace film technology, but without people as filmmakers, without directors, without actors, without that chain of interests, naturally nothing can be done.
"Heh, you're good enough. ”
Chen Hao habitually went to his pocket to touch the cigar, but he didn't find anything, and then he remembered that everything was "confiscated" by Ling'er......
Wave after wave of contestants in the ring finished the game, but Chen Hao and they were not called for a long time.
This is actually a good sale by the school leaders, that is, to let Chen Hao and them compete in the last game and fight with the strongest, saving them a lot of trouble.
Finally, the group standing at the end appeared.
It's a pity that they didn't wait for the host to declare them champions, but to face the real abyss.
"In the last game, Franklin's group vs. Reinhardt's group!"
Chen Hao was the only one who went up to Franklin, and even Ling'er didn't play.
In Franklin's words, it was those rookies who were enough to deal with, and letting Ling'er out was purely bullying.
"Let's go up together. ”
Franklin directly moved out of the pony and sat on the stage, and Tie Hanhan did not take out his weapon.
The students in the stands thought they were some kind of ruthless man at first, but it turned out that it was Franklin who had been hanging out with the man in the cloak all day long!
It's that the man in the cloak is mysterious all day long, which makes people feel a little level, but Franklin and that big guy are obviously more funny than practical!
Of course, they quickly understood what it meant to be more practical than funny.
Tie Hanhan, who tore a fifth-order demon by hand, is not an ordinary puppet, even if that demon is cannon fodder.
I saw Tie Hanhan take out a small hammer with a rather comedic color, and studied it in his hand for a long time, as if he was determining something.
"Tie Hanhan, do it!"
Franklin didn't wait for the other side to laugh, and directly let Tie Hanhan kill him without saying anything.
Not to be outdone, the uproar was made by several strange-shaped magic and hidden weapons.
Of course, it is ineffective, Tie Hanhan is very resistant to beating, it has been smoked by Ling'er, it is often Chen Hao who makes Ling'er angry, and Ling'er beats Tie Hanhan to vent.
Although Ling'er won't use too much force, this is a "weak woman" who can tear the main battle tank by hand, which is many times higher than the 400 kilograms of boxing champion Tyson.
Although Tie Hanhan's movement speed is slow, his accuracy is high, and he basically doesn't want to escape if he is caught by it.
There was no suspense about the outcome of the battle, that is, Tie Hanhan knocked out all the people in Reinhardt's group and the monsters with a small hammer.
The audience was naturally extremely dissatisfied with this result, what they wanted to watch was a visual feast, not a comedy movie!
Don't you see any stinky socks, rotten apples, and rotten eggs starting to smash on the dueling table?
Franklin now knows why Chen Hao is not on stage, rotten eggs are not long-sighted, and the smell on his body is really terrifying.
"Damn! What a game! It's not interesting!"
"What's that? that's it?"
"There's a fucking problem with this, right!?"
The audience left the venue scolding, leaving behind a litter of garbage and Franklin with stinky socks and rotten apples on his head......
The Reinhardt team has been sent to the rescue by the staff.
"Old Fu, I recommend you to take a bath. ”
Chen Hao forcibly held back a smile, but in the end he couldn't hold back.
“............”
Franklin stared at Chen with resentment.
"You're not kind!"
"I'll pay for the bath, okay? If you want a special service, I'll buy it for you. ”
"That's pretty much it. ”
As soon as Franklin heard that he didn't have to pay, the resentment of Zhan on the rotten egg just now suddenly dissipated.