"Ahh——!h

On this day, Chen sneezed seventy-two times in a row......

"What's wrong with you, you have a cold?"

Franklin didn't believe that someone like Chen would get sick.

"No, probably someone spoke ill of me. ”

Chen Hao shook his head, the genetic enhancement potion could make him immune to almost all viruses and bacteria and other parasites - of course, what was beneficial to the human body would not be killed.

That's right, the "super human" that elves fear the most is his type.

High intelligence, high longevity, high physical fitness, fast reproduction, mastery of a lot of cutting-edge technology and magic, and most importantly this human being is mass-produced on Earth!

This is a Shenma? This is a full A panel!

"Who would speak ill of you?"

"God knows...... I don't want to offend people on purpose. ”

Chen Hao said inexplicably, he is a person from the Celestial Empire, Taoguang Yanghui always understands, otherwise he wouldn't wait for nine months before starting to fool around.

On the way out to eat, Chen Hao met a leader who was holding Chen Hao's satanic pendant in his hand.

Chen looked at him and guessed the ins and outs.

It seems that people are doing themselves a favor, so they can't treat others badly.

The two shook hands politely, and Chen Hao quietly stuffed a silver ticket to the leader.

The leader glanced at the thing in his hand as fast as he could, and then with this hand he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the sweat that was not there.

"Hard work. ”

Chen Hao smiled hypocritically.

"Where, Boss Chen, you have every opportunity, the little one is very respectful, I have always wanted to see you, and I am honored to finally get my wish today. ”

The leader laughed even more hypocritically.

The two of them said a few words very notoriously, and after Chen Hao gave him a little silver and an ethereal compliment, he said goodbye.

"The host...... Disgusting~"

Ling'er's deathly and strange voice fluttered into Chen Hao's ears.

"Lao Tzu is not like this, you drink the northwest wind?"

Chen Hao turned around and pinched his face, and Ling'er continued to stare at Chen with an expressionless face.

Sometimes Chen doesn't think that Ling'er is a machine, no matter from the skin or facial features, there is no difference from a human, even when he was on the earth, he has never seen such a powerful artificial intelligence.

The food in the cafeteria is still like that, it is mushy, Chen Hao has been used to it after eating for a long time, and it will taste better if he adds some canned meat to it.

But if you want to compare with the food in your hometown, it's far worse, at most, it's the level of the starry sky pie on the earth, and it looks disgusting, but it's okay to eat, at least you won't have diarrhea after eating it.

The competition is in the afternoon, and there are a lot of teams that want to participate, so the contestants have two options, one is to go head-to-head, and the other is more exciting, you can specify the number of group fights - of course, it is someone else who beats you.

"What do you think?"

Chen Hao held a cigar in his mouth and looked at the young men on the stage with a shyness.

"It's convenient to fight in groups, let's just stop doing it and fight them all. ”

Franklin doesn't smoke, but it feels very good to smell the cigar, Chen Hao uses the world's top cigar, a thousand taels of silver, ordinary people may not be able to afford it for ten lifetimes.

Although this product on the earth has experienced a relatively high-end Cuban origin, more than 400 US dollars, but the incense in my hand is obviously more expensive than the one smoked at that time, perhaps because the price is more expensive, or maybe for some other reason.

A few knowledgeable leaders have already recognized who a certain cloak-smoking cigar is who, after all, a cigar worth thousands of taels of silver is not smoked by a normal rich person.

"Old Fu, do you know why this thing is so expensive?"

Chen Hao shook off some cigarette ash and stared intently at the ciga in his hand

。

“...... It's hard to make?"

"It's hard to preserve, you don't have a cigar cabinet or anything like that, so timeliness is an important measure of the cigars here. ”

“...... Smoking is harmful to health......"

Franklin uttered the famous words of the ages.

“...... Where did you learn this? Let me tell you, smoking an expensive cigar is like a peacock opening the screen, and it is showing your wealth to the opposite sex. What do girls need? Is it a love story? Is it a shush and ask for warmth? No, what they need is a sense of security, maybe the Yasassi man who can say love words and shush is really likable, but I don't need it, I have an easier way to tell them that I am very reliable. ”

After about forty seconds, Chen Hao took another sip.

"Old rich, you have to remember that a man must have a tone and a manly taste, or there will be no woman who takes a fancy to you, even if you are so handsome that it is dark, after all, handsome can't be eaten. ”

"It makes sense, but smoking is bad for your health. ”

Chen Hao: "......"

He's right, huh......

When Chen Hao wanted to take another puff, he found that the cigar in his hand had been cut off at some point......

"Ling'er ......"

"Smoking is bad for your health. ”

“wd

md！？？”

Although it is not impossible to smoke cigars repeatedly, the problem is that the best solution is to taste one cigarette at a time.

"By the way, master, I'll take care of the rest of your cigars for you. ”

“...... Oh, hey - I know it's bad for my health, and I don't smoke it every day, and sometimes I go back to one when I'm stressed and upset. ”

"Master, you can just go to me, why do you smoke?"

Ling'er raised her pure face at a forty-five degree angle.

"Please don't say the words of the tiger and wolf with such an innocent expression, okay?"

Chen Hao felt bored, and couldn't help but complain.

"Huh...... You have all girls, what kind of feathers are you showing, how many are you? The blonde beauty last time counts as one, Miss Ling counts as one, you can open a harem!"

Franklin laughed at first, but then he thought that something was wrong, wasn't he still a single dog!

The smile gradually solidified, and the complexion gradually turned blue......

"Hahahaha, you said that what you said was not good, but you said this...... Hahahaha!!"

Chen Hao felt very funny watching him change his face in Sichuan Opera, what is this? This is me scolding myself!

"Don't laugh!

Franklin himself laughed.

"Brother, drag the bottom for your buddy, do you have a girl you like?"

"No, my dad did give me one, it's not bad, I like it. ”

"Oh, arranged marriage, where's my sister-in-law?"

Chen Hao suddenly came to his senses.

"Eh, why are you so gossipy?

Franklin didn't say anything.