"She's already a widow, and I can't let her stay alive." - Actually, frankly speaking, these lines are not unprecedented, or that sentence, who called the lines of other domestic films too bad!! My favorite line is the kind that Ge You said, what, don't fish the people? Have you ever been a county magistrate? Zhou Yanfa looked up to the sky and sighed: Distribute the money to the people, do evil!

What's even more fart-inspiring is that I heard that these good lines are all grandma that Li Crazy came up with on the spot!? Who told me the phone number of Li Crazy Elementary School Chinese teacher! I'm sending my kids to sign up!

6 Grandma's, this piece is too modern. I didn't expect that Li Crazy could make a Republic of China movie so modern! So trendy? The whole film not only exudes the heroic complex and revolutionary romanticism of the post-60s, but also the advantages of the post-80s: narcissism, dick, and who to love. Selling rot, swearing, insanity, heavy taste, bloody pictures...... The most popular elements at the moment can be shown in a costume film, what level is this? I can only say that this unreliable neurotic tone is too much to my taste......

7 Grandma's, this piece is so romantic. Lin Zhiling, Zhou Yun is so beautiful. are all actresses selected by the director, look at the cold appearance of Jia Zhangke's family Zhao Tao (I went to Shanghai last time to learn the new word hard pressing, but I am embarrassed to use it under normal circumstances, it is too mean). How much Li Crazy and Jiang Wen love Lin Zhiling, Zhou Yun, not to mention the two of them, they are all kinds of amorous, and they are still riveting enough to play handsome in front of their wives, one is so contemptible that a young man commits suicide by caesarean section, and the other forces Nanguo Yiba to self-immolate.

and Zhou Yun and the second and third children play 3P, all of which are very innocent. That section of riding a human bicycle, 3P is deeply rainy and misty! And the sixth child is dead, everyone wants to send red roses and white roses, and the bandits play romantic, it's really fucking fascinating.

8 Grandma's, this piece is too manly. The so-called old and beautiful men's film "Fire Ambition" before was an impotence film, running around the fire scene one by one like eating viagra, with no personality and IQ, and the Teletubbies were more humane than them.

And letting the bullets fly is the real pure master film, that ruthlessness, that domineering, Li Crazy, you translated for us what is called a big thing. So even if someone says you're too narcissistic (isn't narcissism the prerogative of high-IQ people?). People are so talented but they are forbidden to be narcissistic, this shijie has no right and wrong and no heavenly reason! ), let the bullets fly is your masturbation record, but I must say, even if it is a handjob, you also play with both feelings and poetry and great ornamentation~~~~ And some other directors have been impotent for many years, and premature ejaculation is a luxury for them. (Wow.) I have to sigh from the bottom of my heart, my viciousness has climbed to the top again, what should I do, ask for a kind food therapy. ）

9 Grandma's, this piece is too rotten. "Ge You is coquettish to Jiang Wen: Do you want to sleep with me, or do you want to kill me?" "Big brother, you know me, if it's me, it should be her husband who is lying on the table." In this world, movies that don't have a male adultery are embarrassed to be released.

I heard that Li Crazy hooked up with Jiang Wen Ge You in private, and wrote a love letter pretending to be Jiang Wen to deceive Zhou Runfa, so it is not surprising that Ge You and Jiang Wen are ambiguous in the film.

I also watched this film and found that Ge You really has acting skills, so naturally cheap. And I'm a slut, every time I watch any TV movie, I can accurately like the cheapest character. The bastard who loves Ge You the most, how can there be a person who has multiple virtues such as slick and sophisticated, forgetting righteousness for profit, and seeing the wind and steering the rudder at the same time? Shiye is really one of the cutest species in Chinese history.

10 grandma's, this piece is so ironic. Chinese films, finally a bit of a CULT film temperament, messy and swearing, black humor is widely distributed, I have watched so many European and American cattle films before, my national inferiority complex is unprecedentedly inflated, watching this, I almost want to cry. Originally, the big plot was very black humorous, and the bandit became the county magistrate, just like the father playing the wet nurse in "My Fair Daddy". The county magistrate suppressed the bandits in the whole city and laughed, it is said that the premiere has a live version and is even more hilarious, I can only curse the scalpers who are so capable of giving birth to a ticket who didn't buy a ticket......

What's funny is that Zuihou Jiang Wen mobilized everyone to kill Huang Shilang, shouting for a long time, everyone ignored it, and wanted to see who won and helped whom. If this is not the case, the film will be inferior, and it will really become a propaganda film for fighting local tyrants and dividing the land. The most zuihou the brothers said baibai to the eldest brother because it is not easy to be with you li crazy set jiang wen to be taller and taller in the back and deserve it. haha。 Many people say that Jiang Wen killed Huang Shilang's stand-in This is a failure, I think it's very good, this is Lin Crazy's clever pen, don't you care about human life or bandits.

zuihou, I also summarize the regrets of this film: many Wenqing say how many flaws there are in this film, I think that except for the rape scene of the big-breasted sister being raped too short and Ge You dying a little early, it is basically perfect, and the 1 billion at the box office of this film is deserved - no, cough cough, I have been mean for too many years, and the praise thesaurus is urgent, what idiom should I use at this time, yes, it deserves its name!! ”

A film review like this that swears and is full of praise, no matter which movie it appears in, it will definitely be characterized by netizens as "Wumao" and "Shuiwen"

But this time, when these ten "grandma's" appeared in "Let the Bullets Fly", most people took it for granted, and even applauded together.

The following reply is almost one-sided applause,

Netizen "Wukong Liu" replied:

"For the audience, there are only two kinds of movies, cool and unpleasant. Fifty yuan movie tickets, although they are still very expensive, but think about it, is this fifty oceans enough for you to drink a meal? Is it enough for you to open a room once? Is it enough for you to take the pill once? These ways that can make you cool are not enough, but you used fifty quick money or even thirty yuan to follow Li Xiaole for a good time, hi once, isn't that enough? While your hormones are running hot and you are grinning and clapping your hands and shouting haode, please forget about the so-called art and any so-called academic stuff for a moment. Forget about any coatings, be honest for two hours, and then clap your hands at the end of the movie to the subtitles, that's enough, and the rest is not to be talked about.

"Classmate Pig" said: "Watching "Let the Bullets Fly" is like listening to Wang Shuo scolding, too pretending to be forced, too hateful, but too enjoyable for your mother; It's like watching Teacher Cang dance in front of you, you can find fault with her and swear that you despise her as a actress, but even then, when she walks towards you, you still don't have any ability to resist her temptation. Aren't that enough? I'll just ask you, those who say that this film is not good-looking, explain to me, this is not called, what else is called? Then you fucking translate it for me, what the fuck is called fucking bullshit!?

And netizen Yu Feiyu sighed with great agreement: "This film proves that even Li Crazy Handjob is very ornamental." ”

At the same time as fans marveled and praised, the explosive Guanyin craze of "Let the Bullets Fly" swept all theaters across the country.

Chu, Zhejiang, Shanghai, Guangzhou and other first-tier cities were almost full, and Zhang Dayong, the manager of the China Distribution Department in charge of distribution, called Han Sanpin in the middle of the night and said anxiously:

"Mr. Han, all parts of the country are urgently adjusting copies, adding more halls and more bullets! We can't keep up with the copy~ We need to add copies overnight! ”

In this regard, Han Sanpin did not hesitate to give a death order: "Plus~!" Add as much as you want! ”

In just a few days, this craze swept the country's giggle theaters, tens of millions of Chuzhe's Huaxing UME to see the "Let the Bullets Fly" vehicles caused a big traffic jam, Chu Zhejiang's traffic station began to release relevant road conditions, the road conditions of various routes, experienced taxi drivers are not surprised, because they have summarized and found a rule, as long as Li Crazy's movie is released, there must be a big problem in the vicinity of large theaters, the drivers laughed and called this scene called: "Li Crazy Traffic Jam Effect", fortunately it is just a traffic jam, If it is like Zheng Qiusheng in Hong Kong, the "Ding Crab Effect" that falls sharply in the stock market every time he works on it, then it is estimated that everyone will collectively scold their mothers.

And on November 18th, CCTV Channel 6 broadcast the premiere of "Let the Bullets Fly", which also sparked heated discussions among fans.

In the media, "Let the Bullets Fly" has become the main topic of all entertainment film and television editions, and film critic Zhang Xiaobei issued the shortest film review article he has ever published in "China Film News": "Director Li is mighty, tonight I am just a fan ......"

"This is "Entertainment Without Limits", I am Su Gao, last night Li Xiaole directed the premiere of the new work "Let the Bullets Fly" at the Workers' Gymnasium, which caused an unprecedented sensation ~ Hundreds of stars came to support ~"

"Welcome back to "Entertainment Storm" I am the host Shen Xin, the much-anticipated director Li Xiaole launched a new work "Let the Bullets Fly", which swept the national box office and set a new single-day box office record."

"I'm Tao Jingying, welcome everyone to watch "Entertainment News", today's headline is that Li Crazy is here again, Jiang Wen, Zhou Runfa, Ge You, oops, oh you are amazing~ "Let the Bullets Fly" has a box office of 26.68 million yuan a day~~ Note that it's not NT$, it's RMB!"

Entertainment information programs and some news programs across the country are paying attention to this major event in the film industry and reporting the latest developments of "Let the Bullets Fly"!

On the other side of the strait, in Taipei, the audience watched "Entertainment News" on the TV screen, the host of the program Tao Jingying looked excited, and the screen behind her displayed a video of "Let the Bullets Fly", Huang Shilang and Jiang Wen raised guns to confront each other......