Chapter 358 Scene 358 Ten grandmothers

"You have the guts...... Try it a little closer......" Although Ha Ji Won's tone was very tough, he was already supporting the ceiling with his hands, and the whole person shrank into the corner, his eyes were tightly closed, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to gasp.

"What do you think I'm going to do, you pervert......" Li Xiaole calmly reached out and took out a set of sportswear from the seat behind her and put it in her hand.

"What?" Ha Ji Won opened his eyes and looked at the clothes in his hand suspiciously.

"This is your assistant's clothes for me to change, you can't wear this to the plane, I don't think there is enough time, you will change it here." Li Xiaole glanced at her petals like a chest neckline with his eyes...... Low-cut clothes on the plane are cheap, and people can't take advantage of them.

"Huh......" Ha Zhiyuan's eyes widened, only then did he know what Li Xiaole meant by letting her "undress", and knew in his heart that Li Xiaole was deliberately teasing her, so he couldn't help but blush, and said ashamedly and angrily: "You didn't say it earlier, ...... said" Saying that, he flexibly flipped to the seat behind him with his clothes, glared at Li Xiaole's face in the rearview mirror and warned:

"Hey, I'm going to change my clothes, you're not allowed to peek~"

"Don't worry, I'm not joking with my life, I vouch for my personality." Li Xiaole smiled disappre一门ly, thinking that he was not really a young man in his early twenties, and he was not going to peek at a woman changing clothes.

"Well, I'll believe you once."

Hearing the sound of rustling clothes rubbing behind, and bursts of girl's body fragrance coming with the wind, although he didn't look in the rearview mirror, Li Xiaole still began to reverie a little unconsciously, the beautiful picture of Ha Ji Won changing clothes naked, his heart fluctuated more or less, and his throat tube unconsciously "grunted" and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"You...... Is...... You dare to say you didn't watch it. Ha Ji Won's voice came faintly from behind.

Li Xiaole was extremely embarrassed, and secretly cursed in his heart how to swallow saliva without dying, he really didn't look back in the mirror, just pretended to answer calmly:

"President He, don't lie to me, Lin Zhiling in my crew often haunts my room, and I am unmoved, do you think I will be affected by your pediatrics?"

Actresses generally have the biggest taboo, that is, they are compared to another actress, or a recognized beauty like Lin Zhiling, and when Li Xiaole said that only Lin Zhiling can play the county magistrate's wife, Ha Zhiyuan was obviously stimulated by this sentence, and squinted his eyes and leaned over:

"That's right, compared to the mature and charming beauty of Sister Lin Zhiling, how can a vulgar fan like me get into the eyes of Director Li~" Saying that, Ha Zhiyuan leaned forward and seemed to blow provocatively in Lin Feng's ear.

Li Xiaole obviously felt that the intoxicating body fragrance was getting clearer and clearer, and even felt the hot and humid breath of Ha Zhiyuan spread on his side face, and his heart couldn't help but waver, but he didn't want to show weakness, turned around and frowned: "Don't make trouble, I'm driving." ”

As soon as he turned around, he saw that Ha Ji Won's bright face had changed into sportswear only less than 10 centimeters away, and the pair of Ying Ying eyes were looking at him with a smile, and his long eyelashes were shaking slowly, and he was stunned for a moment, Ha Ji Won had already held his face with both hands, kissed his little red mouth, gently sucked his lips, and felt the pair of lilac tongues poking over, Li Xiaole also responded slowly, falling into a state of infatuation, only to feel that time seemed to stand still, and only two people were left in the world, he and Ha Ji Won.

"Didi~!!" At this time, a car next to him was speeding by, and the other driver scolded loudly: "Damn! Don't die~! Driving at high speed is also a girl! ”

Li Xiaole turned his head and saw that his car was driving crookedly, so he came back to his senses in fright, held the steering wheel steady, and then turned his head to see that Ha Zhiyuan was also pale, obviously frightened.

"It's dangerous...... I almost died as a dog man and woman~" Ha Ji Won sighed as he touched his heart.

"I was killed by you...... I'm a victim......" Li Xiaole tilted his head and sighed.

After speaking, the two looked at each other from the rearview mirror, and they both felt funny when they remembered the scene just now, and they both giggled.

Ha Ji Won suddenly thought that he was leaving, and he was full of emotion for a while, and he didn't know that when Wei Shenme recalled that when Li Xiaole first said that he wanted to be a director, he had doubted his success, and suddenly turned his head and opened the car window, and shouted outside in Korean as a horn with his hand:

"Li Xiaole~~You're really good~~You are the most popular director on shijie~~ I love you~~~~~~"

Listening to Ha Ji Won's voice going away with the wind, looking at her turning her head and smiling, her hair that was blown by the wind was scattered in front of her forehead, and her eyes were full of smiles, Li Xiaole's heart was soft, and he only felt that he really hoped that this road would not end, and today was an unforgettable day for him, and he only felt full of happiness in his heart......

Premiered on November 16, "Let the Bullets Fly" detonated theaters across the country at an almost shocking speed, and the national box office exceeded 20 million at the premiere at half past 7 o'clock alone, and this day coincided with a nationwide cooldown, and many places in the Northeast have reached the sub-zero winter, but Chen Hongwei, the planning director of Wanda Cinema Line that night, published a short sentence on his blog: "With Li Crazy, the cinema line will not cool down." ”

On November 17th, just one day, the data came out, and everyone was shocked! Crazy! It's crazy!

26.68 million yuan! The eight major theaters used 2438 screens and 6289 ranked shows, which is already 4,000 more than the three Hollywood blockbusters of "Harry Potter 3", "I, Robot", and "Spy 2" combined, and "Let the Bullets Fly" created an unprecedented single-day box office record!

"Crazy Lee is simply a director from an alien planet!" The media collectively exclaimed, which became everyone's collective reaction, and the most concentrated was the exclamation, the famous female film critic Mi Meng published a hearty film review "Li is crazy, I want to say ten 'grandma's' to you!" "It represents the mood of the vast majority of people after watching the premiere of "Let the Bullets Fly".

"1 Grandma's, this piece is too dick. If you are a rich person, hurry up and charter the venue for all your friends to see. If you're a poor egg, save money and watch the 40 yuan daytime game! No matter how bad it is, buy a disc. At the last time, I had to get an electric donkey BT or something, because, even I, a mean ghost, watched "Let the Bullets Fly", and decided to abandon etiquette, righteousness and shamelessness to join the Li crazy god-making movement. You know, I don't praise people easily, but the characteristics of Sagittarius are that they are shameless when they scold people, and even more shameless when they praise people.

2 Grandma's, this piece is so funny. The signature feature of domestic films is that comedy is not funny, I thought I had lost the ability to laugh when I heard Chinese, and "Let the Bullets Fly" allowed me to restore this function. During the movie, it was really high from beginning to end, and it turned out that my laughter looked like this. People like me who have an alternative laugh can't laugh when I watch "I Love My Home", I want to cry when I watch "Big Names", I want to die when I watch "A Hundred Years of Good Together", and I laugh until I cry when I watch "Let the Bullets Fly".

The last time I watched a movie, I laughed like this, or because I watched Zhou Xingxing's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance". In "Let the Bullets Fly", the brothers repented after the death of the sixth brother, and laughed...... The part where Jiang Wen hugged Lin Zhiling and cried is simply a masterpiece in the history of domestic film jokes!

3 Grandma's, this piece is too heavy. The sixth brother of Hu Wan disembowels and digs up the jelly, praise! Li Crazy is simply a natural actor, those little eyes looked at me a few times and was creepy, and Jiang Wen said to Lin Zhiling very politely: Okay, we are in the same bed, but we don't get in. If I have any irregularities, the pistol is here, you can kill me at any time, and I will not refuse if you need to. Uh, did I say that Jiang Wen was touching Lin Zhiling's chest with his hand when he said this?

But Li is crazy, it's not me talking about you, you have one of the biggest flaws in this piece, the ****** belly pocket was torn off, and the breasts were exposed (the dew point is controversial) The section is too short, how can you use a long view at this time!! What is this jishu used for, Director Li, can you have a little conscience? Are you worthy of our big breasts when you do this? Or was it originally filmed, and it was privately treasured by the general supervisor of radio and television. May I ask if radio and television are always in a hurry to recruit people?

4 Grandma's, this film is too climaxing. Isn't there a movie pee spot website in the United States? When I met a classmate who let the bullets fly and make urine spots, I want to cry, because I personally think that basically only in the second half of Jiang Wen and Ge You talking about ideals and life can go to the toilet quickly, and you can't pull it down anywhere else.

The mean ghost Ye San said that after watching "Let the Bullets Fly", he felt: very exciting but far from satisfying, and it was a little disgusting after the end - like being raped to a tearful orgasm by a very handsome villain. I want to say that the rapist Jishu is very good, Lao Tzu laughed with tears. Watching domestic films, most of the time I have a feeling of self-inflicted humiliation, that is, we have to pay for it, and we also help the sluts to count the money, and every time I watch a movie, I want to learn dirty words in batches to pour the blocks in my chest. When you finally meet a rapist who sings and writes well, do you understand the feelings of the victim? Cool. Such a talented rapist, please, please come again!

5 grandma's, this line is too dragging. I'm a line controller, no matter how bad the plot logic is, I can bear it, and once the lines are mediocre, they are the root of all evil. I watched so many domestic films before, and I thought that the Chinese language was dead on the screen, but this time I played trickery. "Zhang Mazi: This is Muza's tune. Their name is Muza, and we call it Mozart here. Son: Can you still tell it's Muzai? Zhang Mazi: Sometimes I can. Son: When? Zhang Mazi: When the record said Muza. ”

"I don't even know who Xiao Fengxian is, and she is still a prostitute? That's the famous chicken in the city. "The road has to be taken step by step, and if you take too big a step, you will pull the egg............