"Ah!!!! Oh my God, this ...... This...... This is the emperor of the foot basin? He...... He...... He ......"

"Holy, this ...... This...... This is the legendary man-beast! It's still a man! And it's with a pig, oh my God, I'm ...... I'm going to faint! ”

"This is the emperor of the foot basin? O God! The footbasin is really a country of heavy taste! Even their emperor ...... No, no, this scale is big enough, I'm going to vomit. ”

"Foot basin emperor? I'm cāo! This film is wonderful, although I am disgusted, but, just because he is a film starring the Emperor of the Footbasin, I must collect it well, go back and show those bastard boys, and see that they are still all day long, oh the damn, damn the little devils of the whole family! ”

"I'm cāo, it's so fucking worth coming to the Internet café this time, I can actually see the blockbuster starring that footbasin emperor, it's really fucking heavy, but...... I like it, ah quack, this is a blockbuster starring the Foot Basin Emperor, it's still so heavy, it looks so fucking enjoyable. ”

"This is the emperor of the foot basin? Really? The emperor is not the title of the monarch of the foot basin, how could such a drama be staged, and it was broadcast on a large scale, and there seems to be a situation in this. ”

"I'm shit, I'm shit, I'm leaning again, this old man who is staging a passion blockbuster, is really the emperor of the foot basin, I just checked it on the Internet with my mobile phone, there is a photo of him on it, although on it, he is wearing a dog-like person, smiling with a lewd expression, but with my twenty-four grams of pure titanium alloy dog eyes. After many appraisals, and after the edification of hundreds of small movies on the footbasin, I can now accurately say that this old man is Emperor Akihito of the footbasin. ”

"Really? I'll take a look...... Damn, it's really this old boy, what kind of crazy man is this old man today? Playing such a large-scale thing, it won't be because the budget for the footbasin is tight this year, so their emperor decided to go on the stage in person, broadcast a large-scale movie live, and make some money for their footbasins. Hahahaha...... The footbasin is really miserable. They actually rely on their emperor to make such a passionate little movie to feed them, hahahaha......"

"I think it's possible, but it's not ruled out. His Majesty the Emperor is so good. Look at his wind. Sao's action. And the body that keeps loosening like an electric motor, and his lewd face. Swing plus the expression of enjoyment, this qiē a qiē. It all shows that people are enjoying it and can't extricate themselves. ”

So the people who saw this show, after falling into a short silence, and then, all the people were like gasoline meeting Mars, and the atmosphere instantly boiled, especially those in China, who were even happier than the New Year at the moment.

"I didn't expect this old guy to be so old...... Fart. The stock is still so white...... Tsk......" A bored person took a careful look, the emperor's fart that kept stirring with the electric motor. share, said with an expressionless expression.

"Is it whiter than yours?" Hearing his words, another boring person next to him immediately came over and interjected.

"I'm far worse than others, but they are the emperor of the foot basin, it's the foot basin, such a white ass, it must have been touched...... If you think about it, if there are not many people touching that place, can it not be in vain? A layer of skin was touched off on it, and it was not white, but it was white......"

Seeing that someone came up, the person who spoke just now immediately looked like an expert, and he touched the beard at the corner of his mouth like a beast, with a lewd face. Said with a swaying expression.

"But why are so many people touching it? That's not a place to touch, is it? Immediately another bored person joined in the conversation, and asked with a puzzled expression, and his brow furrowed tightly, as if the question was very incomprehensible and bothered him.

"Ahem...... How do I know that...... Maybe His Majesty the Emperor is forced by the pressure of life, and he has to live by acting like those actors, if the business is not good, let alone humans and beasts, even after selling, people probably have done it less. ”

"It makes sense, it makes sense, big brother, you are really a lewd talent, little brother dares to take a picture, admire, admire...... Hahahaha......"

"Hahaha, the hero sees the same thing, and he deserves to be ......"

When a boring person began to open the first cavity, immediately all kinds of boring people, have joined in, originally the nature of the Chinese people is to like to join in the fun, coupled with the inseparable "friendship" between Huaxia and the footbasin, so now, whether it is an aunt or an uncle, or a young man or a big girl, all of them are like playing chicken blood, chattering and discussing.

And they naturally how to lose how to come, if you want to lack more virtue, you will lack more virtue, which is simply the best interpretation of the sword.

This team is like a snowball, the bigger it gets, the more boring people there are, more people have fun, more people join, and in an instant I hear the whole Chinese sky resounding everywhere, a kind of buzzing, as if stabbing the honeycomb like a cry, the vast number of Chinese people, with actions to cover up, the spark can fire the prairie The true meaning of this poem.

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Somewhere in the capital is heavily guarded.

"Hahahaha...... Good! Xiaotian is really beautiful, this move is really too happy, enjoyable, enjoyable! Come on, come on, labor and management are in a good mood today, and they all come to drink with me, just for the sake of Xiaotian's big money, I must drink hard, go, take out the good wine that I have treasured for more than 40 years, and labor and management are happy today. ”

Looking at the ugly performance of Emperor Akihito at the foot basin in front of him, several old men with white hair did not seem to find this scene disgusting, but watched with relish, and one of them, who looked the youngest, suddenly stood up and slapped the table there with his throat and shouted.

"Hahahaha, the old guy Shangguan's words really go to my heart, I have to drink anything today, the doctor or something, give me death, what bullshit can't drink, today labor and management are drunk to death, I am also willing, hahahaha......"

"That's it, what Lao Li said is really reasonable, how can you not drink when you encounter such a happy thing? Even if I close my eyes tomorrow, I will close my eyes with a smile! ”

"Hahahaha...... That is, that is, the wine comes, the wine comes, the labor and management are going to get drunk today, and no one has persuaded me! ”

Hearing the words of the first person, the rest of the old people who were sitting there were all like children with temperament, constantly patting the table, shouting vigorously to bring wine, quickly bring wine and so on.

Looking at the gaffe expressions of those people, the guards who heard the voice coming in were about to cry, big guys, you are doing well, don't you torture us as subordinates? You said that you are all a lot old, why are you still like children, so ...... Willful, how many times have the doctors instructed you, for the sake of your body, you must not let you drink, don't you want to drive our brothers crazy.

If Qin Tian was here, he would definitely be shocked to find that these old people who were as petty as children were all the faces they often saw on the TV, and it seemed that Shangguan Yanran's grandfather, that is, the old man, was also among them, and he was the one who shouted the most crazy and fierce in it.

"Old man Shangguan, you wait for a while, your body is fine, but the chairman, Lu Lao, Li Lao, Sun Lao, Zhao Lao, their bodies are not good, the doctor has told them many times, they are fine to drink, but they must not overdose, otherwise their health is not good, but, in today's situation, they can not overdose, can you help persuade it."

Seeing this situation, one of the guards gritted his teeth vigorously, came to the old man's side, and persuaded him bitterly in his ear, his expression was miserable, and he sent the old man to kneel.

"Ahh I almost forgot about this stubble, the body of these old things is indeed inferior to labor and management, at their age, this meal of wine, they will take off a layer of skin if they don't die, they can't die now, if they die, who will quarrel with me, thanks to your kid reminding me, okay, you go down, these old cabbage sticks that don't make people worry will be handed over to labor and management to clean up. ”

Hearing the guard's words, the old man suddenly said with a sense of enlightenment, turned around and twitched the big guys, patted the guard on the shoulder and said.

The guard......

"Yes, yes, it's all up to you, then we'll go down first."

Hearing the old man's words, the guard suddenly had a black line on his face, he glanced at the old man speechlessly, and then retreated with a look of Genghis Khan.

It seems that this is the talk of your old man, and it is the most fierce you have just taught, and it seems that this is still your oldest, and there is a group of old cabbage sticks that do not make people worry...... Khan.

Of course, he said these words in his heart, and if he was allowed to announce them, he really didn't have the courage to say them.

"Ahem, okay, all quiet, all quiet, all ...... I'm cǎo.fuck, all give Lao Tzu quiet! ”

When the door was closed again, looking at the big guys who were still excited, the old man cleared his throat and said with a serious look, but now those people are so excited that they almost forget who they are, and they don't dump him, the first and second sounds, the old man still speaks seriously with a suppressed voice, but when it comes to the third sound, the old man can no longer control the fire in his heart, slams the table, and shouts directly, the old man who is also excited, even the foul mouth comes out. (To be continued......)