"I'm cǎo, Shangguan old thing, you have grown your skills today, and you actually shouted Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu, you and him. Mom, who is Lao Tzu! ”

"That's it, you little hairy child, peeing and playing with mud, we adults talk, how can there be a place for you to interject."

"Shangguan Lao...... Little thing, your skin is itchy, aren't you, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending to be in front of our brothers, believe it or not, my brothers beat you together, and flattened your old cucumber with green paint. ”

Shocked by the old man's roar of the lion of the Buddhist gate, the room fell into a short silence, looking at the people who were quiet for a moment, the old man had a smug expression, it seems that Lao Tzu is still quite prestigious, no, Lao Tzu has a mouth, these old things, everyone dares to squeak.

Just as the old man was about to pinch his beard, sing in a high tone, show off in front of them, talk about politics, and show off, a few angry roars rang in his ears, directly blowing up the unprepared old man dizzy.

"I'm cǎo, old man Lu, you and him. How can mom talk, you actually let Lao Tzu pee and play with mud on the side? your grandma, Lao Tzu is a full twelve years older than you, do you understand at the age of twelve! When you are still playing with your crotch open, peeing and mud, Lao Tzu has already gone to the battlefield, you and him. Damn, you dare to talk to labor and management like this, you are tired of being crooked!

And you old man Li, just say it when your skin is itchy, don't beat around the bush, Lao Tzu will leave the words here today, don't talk about you old things, even if you have a few old things together, it is not enough for Lao Tzu to beat with one hand. No matter how squeaky and crooked, Lao Tzu will be the same as before, and I will give you two pairs of panda eyes.

Still fucking old cucumbers painted green? You're not sour, jealous of Lao Tzu said jealousy of Lao Tzu, isn't there such a word now, what is it called, by the way, I think of it, you old thing is purely envious and jealous, who told you that you don't have a good grandson-in-law. You old thing, be jealous and jealous. Lao Tzu is not angry, I still paint the old cucumber with green paint, and I still like to pretend to be tender, how to drop it. I envy you to death. ”

A moment later. When the old man reflected from the unguarded dizziness. Immediately slammed the table, stood on the chair with one foot, and looked like a bandit. Pointing at those big guys, his neck was straight, his muscles were bulging, his teeth were gritted, his eyes were hanging, and he was foaming at the mouth and started the station.

The arrogance of the old man finally caused the anger of the public, and suddenly the big guys started a war of words without regard to their identity, the old man stood cross-waisted, and those who came did not refuse, now his body has been well recuperated by Qin Tian, at least more than twenty years younger, and now the old man's spiritual head can be said to be very full, and that style is quite a bit of a mountain carving, this mouth is like a mountain, and the tongue fights the group!

foul language, gushing out; The market is foul talking, endless; The voice grew louder and louder, and the spittle became more and more, but it did not flinch.

is the so-called poetry: let him have thousands of troops, I will be the mainstay!

There is also a poem that praises: Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, and scolded back with one mouth!

"What's the matter, all of them are dumb, why don't you speak, what are you doing with drinking water desperately, weren't you all very energetic just now, now it's all gone, old man, I'm waiting for you, let the horses come."

Half an hour later, the war finally came to an end, in the whole room, only the old man's heroic voice was still ringing, and looking at his glorious face, there was a lot of fighting for another hour, I was also willing, the rest of the big guys avoided the war, lowered their heads and drank tea violently, it is only right to replenish water first, who has the air to manage this old thing, let him sing a one-man show there, we should all watch the monkey.

"Are you honest? Since they are all honest, I will listen to my old man again. ”

Seeing a few people who honestly bowed their heads and drank water, the old man said with a look on his face, and at the same time quietly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally calmed down these hot-headed old cabbage gangs, I'm easy, I'm not doing this for the sake of the bodies of you old things, and I don't appreciate it, and I actually joined hands to scold me, which is really annoying to me.

In the face of the old man's words, the big guys just glanced at him with slanted eyes, and then lowered their heads and drank water there, completely treating the old man as an ornament, after the "fierce battle" just now, several of them also calmed down, knowing that the old man was for their good, and they understood it in their hearts, but they were just unhappy.

You said that even if you want to persuade us not to drink, you can change to an elegant, subtle way, and when you come up, you will fire the map cannon and give us a good scolding. You old bastard, relying on your body to be better than us, and your voice is higher than ours, you are quite unreasonable? You were so imposing just now.

"Ahem, what do you have any opinions on Xiaotian's affairs now? It was up to him to let the Emperor of the Foot Basin stage in front of the public...... Ahem, what, a few of us old guys, it's not too much to set up a banquet in Zhongnanhai to entertain Xiaotian, this is my personal opinion, what do you think? ”

Looking at those old things, not holding himself in their mouths, the old man rolled his eyes vigorously, coughed a few times, and directly brought up a topic that had been put on hold again.

"Agreed."

"Seconded."

"Agreed."

"I don't have an opinion, I think this etiquette needs to be mentioned again, the original 19 salutes have been changed to the highest 21 guns, small ...... Lieutenant General Qin Tian is our hero in Huaxia, coupled with his identity as the elder of the Dragon Group, he can afford this 21-shot salute. ”

Hearing the old man's words, the bigwigs, did not lower their heads to drink tea, very refreshingly replied to the old man's mention yì, this mention yì without exception through guò, and the boss of his old man, but also took the initiative to improve this etiquette, the original 19 salute changed to the highest 21, you must know that this etiquette is not light, in the welcome ceremony, the highest specification is 21 sounds, generally for the head of state.

"Yes."

"Agreed."

"No comment."

Hearing the words of the chief boss, those few were slightly stunned. Then, this mention yì was also quickly mentioned by the guò, which is also the two fastest in this room in history.

Hearing his own mentions, not only was he quickly passed, but also improved on the basis of the original, and the corners of the old man's mouth were almost closed, a 21-ring salute. That's a great honor. Although it was not for him, Qin Tian was his grandson-in-law, and he received this honor. He is also an old man.

"Ahem. All right. Now that we're done with business, let's talk about personal matters. ”

At this time, the old man coughed softly. After attracting everyone's attention again, he spoke again, although the old man restrained himself, but the corners of his mouth raised high clearly said that he was comforted by the old man.

In the face of the old man's unpleasant face, the big guys rolled their eyes vigorously, all kinds of strong contempt, as if they didn't want money, they all smiled at the old man. Throwing it away on the old face like a flower, at the same time, they kept thinking sourly in their hearts, why is Qin Tian not my grandson-in-law.

"You old things, you owe a lot of money. Stocks and debts, but looking at the appearance of you bastards, you still act like no one...... When will it be returned? Give me a good word. ”

The people who were strongly despising the old man were stunned for a moment when they heard the old man's words, and then a trace of surprise and gratitude flashed in their eyes, they knew that this was the old man thinking about their bodies again.

Today's incident sounded the alarm for the old man, and he suddenly found that the health of those old guys is really not as good as before, although there are many imperial doctors around them who are taking care of them carefully, but their bodies are still declining day by day.

In the past, they couldn't help it, but Qin Tian, who seemed to be born out of nowhere, lit the lamp of hope for them, he was a living example, after Qin Tian's rejuvenating hand, he felt that his body was really at least twenty years younger.

They had also thought about asking Qin Tian to help take care of their bodies before, but they were all big people, and there were more things to consider, and there were a large group of people behind them, and they were more involuntarily, plus they were not familiar with Qin Tian, so this mention had been slowly "talking" in detail.

After more than a month of "detailed discussion" and "research" of those imperial doctors, it is finally certain that the old man's body has really completely returned to the state of twenty years ago, and there is nothing wrong with it, and there is no potential to be stimulated by people, resulting in the appearance of rejuvenation, but the body is exhausted, the old man's vitality is not only not a little damaged, but also greatly enhanced, according to his current physical condition, He is at least okay, and he will live for another thirty years without illness or disaster!

As soon as this report came out, the bigwigs suddenly went crazy, no one wanted to die, everyone wanted to live a few more years, of course they knew the meaning of this report, at least they could live for another thirty years! And it is also in the case of no disease and no disaster, and the mind is clear.

If they had these thirty years, they could have left enough followers for the family behind them, so that they would not be killed, and their seemingly huge family would be scattered.

But at this time, although they were all excited, but no one was embarrassed to speak, although their concerns were excusable before, but after all, they belonged to a kind of expression of distrust of Qin Tian, plus Qin Tian was far away in the footbasin, they planned to wait for Qin Tian to come back, and then when they were with him, they would have a showdown with Qin Tian, the reason why they agreed so happily to the old man about Qin Tian was that there was also a little bit of goodwill to Qin Tian.

What they didn't expect was that the old man actually took the initiative to bring up this topic at this time, although his mouth was still as stinky and rushing as ever, but these words were less embarrassing for them, so that they had a step down, so that they would not be embarrassed to speak when they saw Qin Tian.

"Isn't it just that I owe you a little money, the old man has clear grievances and grievances, and he is the most reasonable! Killing people to pay for their lives, paying off debts, this is a fair thing, is the old man doing just that? It's still up to you for that little thing? It's really like everyone is like you, take that little money seriously! Shangguan old thing. If you have more money, can you bring it into the coffin? Lao Tzu looks down on you like a miser, and when Lao Tzu goes back, that little thing, Lao Tzu will send it to you in minutes. ”

As soon as he heard this, this was the head of the Li family, and only he would talk to the old man Shangguan so unceremoniously, of course, only the price he paid was the least, so he spoke so easily, with his beginning, those big guys. They all followed his words. It's just that there is a little pain in their eyes that can't be concealed, and the old Shangguan thing's heart is too dark!

At the same time, they also scolded the head of the Li family in their hearts, this little thing? It's so fucking light, and you're done with a touch of your mouth. DID YOU KNOW. What did it cost a few of us? This old thing. It's simply more Zhou Peel than Zhou Peel, his heart is black at all!

And you're not a thing, old boy. It's worth squeezing a few of us like this, and it's sent over in minutes, I'm the beginning of this, if we push it back, the old Shangguan thing doesn't sit on the ground and start the price, anyway, people have food in their hands, and they don't panic in their hearts, it's the most pitiful of those of us who ask for the door, and the black-hearted Shangguan old guy hates to slaughter a knife, and he has to accompany the smiling face, Lao Tzu is really fucking unhappy!

"Hehe, since you don't care, then you hurry up and return it to me, what are you still dragging this little thing for? I can tell you, my Shangguan family is still waiting for this little thing to eat! What happened to Scrooge? It's better than some people defaulting on their debts! ”

Hearing the words of the head of the Li family, the old man smiled and said pointedly.

Shameless! It's so fucking shameless, shameless new peak......

As soon as the old man's voice fell, several white eyes suddenly came up, but it was those big guys who were choked by the old man's anger, this product is purely cheap and good, how can people be so shameless!

"If a tree doesn't have bark, it will surely die, and people don't have a face, and the world is invincible! Today is a long insight......"

At this time, one of the bigwigs rolled his eyes vigorously, and gave a thumbs up to the old man Shangguan, and he didn't know whether to praise or say disdainfully, those bigwigs listened, nodded with deep sympathy, and looked at each other.

………………………………

After that wonderful clip was broadcast here, it was as lively as the New Year, as for country M, Russia, the United Kingdom, and France...... These countries also became lively in an instant, and those people also discussed the topic of the footbasin emperor with great interest, in short, the footbasin Emperor Akihito is completely popular in the world, and the fire can't be more popular.

Even after the incident, several foreign companies publicly stated that they planned to invite Emperor Akihito to record a program at a price of one million dollars, which immediately caused another craze, and the entire footbasin also became a fire, and became the laughing stock of people around the world for a long time to come.

"Yaga! This damn Yama, who is really dead, is so dead, that he dares to come to our great foot basin to spread wildness, and ...... Still...... You waste, why don't you hurry to Ise Jingu and save His Majesty the Emperor! ”

In a certain room of the footbasin, a short stature, with two mustaches, and the whole person looked obscene, just like a middle-aged man like a monkey in clothes, after seeing this video played by Qin Tian, he suddenly jumped like thunder, and after smashing all the things in the room that could be thrown away, he reacted, their Emperor Majesty, who was still working hard, immediately sent people to save their Emperor Majesty.

He is the current prime minister of the footbasin, Abe.

"Someone! Prepare a gift for me, I'm going to visit His Majesty the Emperor, by the way, ask him, at such an old age, how can it last more than half an hour, you must know that I am dozens of years younger than him, and the time I am holding on to now, not even a fraction of his, my highest record is only one...... Ahem, don't hurry up yet, remember, if you want to take a big gift to that kind of ginseng, deer antler velvet and other big tonic things, don't take it, I still need it myself. ”

Abe looked at Emperor Akihito, who was still fighting on the TV, quietly glanced at the time again, said with envy and hatred, and was excited, directly exposing his little secret, looking at the strange expressions of several henchmen, Abe coughed a few times, and said with some shame.

"Hey!"

Those henchmen saw Abe's wrong expression, and quickly lowered their heads, as if we hadn't heard anything, and as soon as Abe's words fell, several of them responded heavily and quickly fled from the place.

"Hehe, I didn't expect Prime Minister Abe to last so short, only one minute, it's not as good as Lao Tzu, after Lao Tzu took the medicine, how could it last for three minutes, ah quack......"

"Ono-kun is really amazing, it can last for three minutes, admire, admire, I can't, I only lasted two minutes after taking medicine."

"Me too, me too, Ono-kun is really a dragon among men."

"Ono-kun is really a real man, and ......"

As soon as those people came out, one of them immediately shook his head, and said with a proud look, as if he was proud that he could last three minutes, and when he heard his words, the people around him suddenly turned all kinds of envious, jealous and hateful eyes on him, and the indescribable envy in his eyes.

"Alright, alright, let's hurry up and prepare a gift for the Prime Minister, this is something that the Prime Minister personally arranged, and we can't delay it."

When those people were almost exhausted, that Ono-kun waved his hand expressionlessly and said reservedly, but the chrysanthemum on his face. The flowers are starting to bloom.

"Hey!"

After a few more sycophants lined up, those people responded and scattered in all directions, preparing things and preparing things, calling people to call people, looking busy. (To be continued......)